#incorrect juni taisen: zodiac war quotes

[unicornblossom13]

Tora [staring at Nezumi]: Um… You wanna beer?

Sharyu: He’s a teenager!

Tora: I don’t know, what am I supposed to do with him?!

[jazminetoad]

Dotsuku: We have a problem

Tora: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to it yet

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Takeyasu: I dreamed about you last night.

Pizza Hut Delivery Guy: Sir, please just sign the receipt so I can leave.

[oddjobsqueen]

Tora: I'm meeting Ushi in a minute, do I look alright?

Hitsuji: Well, everyone can see your vagina. No wait, possibly your womb too. But apart from that.

[jazminetoad]

Nagayuki: Make no mistake, not only am I party rocking but I'm also in the house tonight

Takeyasu: But are you shuffling?

Nagayuki: Everyday!

Ushii: What language are you two speaking?

[jazminetoad]

Tora: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Nagayuki: It's not water

Tora: Vodka, I like your sty-

Nagayuki: It's vinegar

Tora: ...What?

Nagayuki: It's vinegar, pussy

[jazminetoad]

Takeyasu: Don't worry, I have a permit

Ushii: ...This just says "I do what I want"

[jazminetoad]

Sharyu: You're looking a little unsteady there

Tora, drunk: Says the one with three heads

[jazminetoad]

Takeyasu: I'll have an army at my beck and call

Nezumi: Do you need an army?

Takeyasu: Would you turn down an army?

Nezumi: We need one guy

Takeyasu: I would take an army over anything

Nezumi: I don't think I would be good at armies

Takeyasu: I think I would be great at armies!

Usagi: Nezumi, I think you'd be killer at armies

Nagayuki: I think anyone who says "I am good at armies" wouldn't be good at armies

Usagi: Shush, Nezumi is the best at armies!

[jazminetoad]

Ushii: ...Did I do something to make you hate me?

Tora: I don't hate you, I just... Don't know how to talk to you

[jazminetoad]

Tora: I had drink, I'll be fine

Nezumi: You know, drinking doesn't fix all your problems.

Tora: That's what you think!

[jazminetoad]

Nagayuki: Hello, Inounoshishi, made anyone cry today?

Inounoshishi: Sadly, no but it's only 4:30

[jazminetoad]

*During argument*

Niwatori: *yelling at Dotsuku* You bite glass

Tora: You bite glass!

Niwatori: I was being Dotsuku!

[jazminetoad]

Tora: Did you just come through a window?

Nagayuki: Yeah, we didn't want to be late

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Snickers commercial: You’re not you when you’re drunk!

Tora: (always drunk) …who am I?

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Tora: I owe you my life.

Ushii: No thanks. I’ve seen it, and I’m not impressed.