#incorrect idkhow quotes

[violent-things-mp3]

Dallon: I’m under stress, I’m under pressure, the only thing I’m not under is Breezy , which is a damn shame, honestly.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: theres a reason we keep all that computery tech stuff backstage

Dave: and thats because its SUPER FUCKING EXPENSIVE

Dave: cause im a big ole rich boy

Dave: but yknow i dont like spending my money on that kinda stuff no no

Dave: i like spending it on glittery bass guitars and huge neon signs!

[the huge neon sign in question flashes dramatically as Dave picks up a glittery bass guitar]

[ifvillainwhysexi]

I've started ᑕᖇᗩᑕK ᔕᕼIᑭᑭIᑎᘜ 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐥 and 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞

Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ-

Help me-

[xanaxblowandamacbookpro]

Ryan and Dallon, climbing into his kitchen: Hello sir we’d like some of your finest vegan pancakes Josh: How did you get in here?

[blainemustdie]

Dallon: *holds the doon open* After you.

Spencer: No, After you.

Dallon: I insist, after you.

Brendon: *pushes past the both of them* After me.

[whataretheumbrellakidsdoing]

Right now Klaus is dancing around the living room listening to ‘Christmas Drag’ by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME while decorating the Christmas tree with Viktor and Diego. They have to admit, it’s a good song.

[c0rrect-bands]

Ryan Seaman: Hey, nice to finally meet you! I’m Ryan.

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Ryan Ross: Dude, my name’s Ryan as well!

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Ryan Seaman: Dal’s been talking about getting a guitarist lately. Wanna join our bamd?

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Ryan Ross: Yeah sure, that’d be great!

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Dallon, in the background: Perfect. One step closer to taking down Panic! at the Disco.

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Brendon: *wakes up, screaming*

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Zack: Why the hell are you shouting?

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Brendon: THE RYANS ARE TEAMING UP AGAINST ME!

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Zack:

[fedorasquidwithglasses]

Ryan: we need a band name

Dallon: Well.. *hears distant police sirens* I Don’t Know How but They Found Me!

Ryan: Perfect, do you wanna-

Dallon: *already climbing out a window to escape*

[punkcupidz]

ryan, doing something with drumsticks on a table: hehe

dallon: what the fuck are you giggling about

ryan: i made loss

[foeofcolor]

dallon: ryan, stop being so vexacious! 

 ryan: hey! don't call me vexacious! 

 dallon: why not? it's true! 

 ryan: ⁿᵒ ᵇᶜ ᶦᵈᵏ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿˢ

from incorrect idkhow on twitter

[violent-things-mp3]

Me @ dallon: do something

Dallon: *does something*

Me: system failure

[ifijust-layhere-blog]

Morgan: how did you find me?

Emily: oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, now who could that be?

[pop-punk-at-its-fckin-finest]

Ryan: I wasn't that drunk last night

Dallon: you put your cat into a pillow case and ran around screaming "its a pillow, its a pet, its a pillow pet!"

[idkhowryanseaman]

Dallon: I am 80% exhaustion, 10% and 20% don't care

Ryan: That is 110%

Dallon: 20% of me doesn't care

[blainemustdie]

Brendon: Hello, people who raided my fridge at 3AM without telling me.

Spencer: Hi

Dan: Hello

Dallon: Hey Bren

Brendon: i gave you guys a spare key for emergencies only!

Dallon: we were out of Dr. Pepper

[c0rrect-bands]

Ryan: Hey Dal, do you know where—

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Dallon, sitting in a pile of glitter:

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Ryan:

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Dallon:

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Ryan:

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Ryan: You know what? Never mind.