#incorrect hofas quotes

[sushisempai]

My bff said, and I agree, Feyre taught this course in ACoMaF by sending him things he didn't want and then being in his life.

Rhysand in HOFAS

(Slight HOFAS spoilers; read at own risk)

Rhysand: I’m not just going to read Bryce’s mind without permission. That would be rude.

Amren:

Amren:

Amren: When did you find the time to take a fucking daemati ethics class without me noticing, Rhysand?

[lyssasdrafts]

Feyre: We decided that if, Cauldron forbid, anything happens to us, we would like Nesta and Cassian to be Nyx's god parents

Nesta: That is great news! Nyx! When something horrible happens, you'll be all mine!

Rhysand: It really is an 'if' situation

Nesta, taking Nyx: All mine!

[sadiegirl2021]

Theory time!

In the next book, Nesta gives Gwydion to Gwyn.

Azriel already knows Truthteller and Gwydion have a pull towards each other, so he assumes that's why he feels so drawn to Gwyn and wants to be around her more.

But it's actually their mating bond he's feeling!

Azriel: Wow, I want to be around Gwyn all the time now! Silly Truthteller.

Shadows: Yes... that's why...

[lady-riel]

Azriel: Some lady is writing a book called “The House of Flame and Shadow” Eris: So she stole our home porno videos and is trying to pass it off as FICTION??

[i-only-see-daylight]

Hunt: How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny? Bryce:

[5sospenguinqueen]

Hunt: We definitely blew Plan A.

Bryce: Time to activate Plan B.

Ruhn: What's Plan B?

Bryce: We don't actually have one yet. But, we have two and a half hours to come up with one.

[spicywhenspeaking]

“Az and I are hitting the pleasure houses tonight, you in?”

- Cassian (probably)

[renegadeknight]

a HOFAS conversation, probably

Anyone in Prythian: the Autumn King? You mean High Lord?  Bryce: no King  Anyone in Prythian: we don't have “kings” here  Bryce: he's not here he's there and he's king, he shouldn't be but that's a different conversation  Anyone in Prythian: there can't be an Autumn King, it's a High Lord  Bryce: not your guy, my guy Anyone in Prythian: I thought your mate was an angel Bryce: oh ffs

[whisplion]

Bryce in Prythain playing 20 questions with the inner circle

Meanwhile in the Asteri’s dungeons:

Pollux: *starts playing “these dreams” to drown out the screams of people dying and torture*

Hunt:”Just kill me already”

Ruhn:*still processing that Lidia is the hind*

Baxian:*regretting his life choices*

[kopfkino-o]

Bryce: If you wanted to track Koschei, you could totally do that on your phone. He's definitely got Find-my-Fae turned on. Azriel: His what? Bryce: Tracking. On his phone. Like you can see what he's up to, where he's at. It's great. Just use your cell. Azriel: Bryce: Azriel: Bryce: What...? Nesta: I think you broke his brain.

[yazthebookish]

Incorrect take: Sarah only writes female protagonists and the male characters take a backseat. She'll never write a book for a male character.

Direct quote from Sarah/Facts:

She writes both male and female protagonists, but she makes sure the female characters shine because it wasn't common in the fantasy genre, so it's important to her that female characters do not just play the role of passive damsels, they have roles and get in the action.

Tower of Dawn? Advertised as Chaol's book (a male protagonist) and Chaol was the focal point. Still two female characters (who were both underdeveloped minor/side characters) got the chance to shine in it.

Who is likely to be the focal point in the next Crescent City book? Tharion got a lot of set up in HOFAS for it. Ithan too. Does that mean female characters won't have an important role in it? They absolutely will.

Whether the focal point of the book she writes is female or male, the females will always have their moments.

[somewhere-in-the-rain]

Hi, if you’re seeing this you probably have an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters. Yeah, me too.

Currently reading: The Odyssey, One Dark Window

My fandoms (and where I stand on discourse)

The Empyrean: I adored Fourth Wing and I enjoyed Iron Flame. I support every decision Violet Sorrengail has ever made. If you did not like this book, then this is not the blog for you.

ACOTAR: I am pro Feysand, Inner Circle and Gwynriel. I’m neutral on Nesta.

Crescent City: Bryce is dead to me after HOFAS.

Also: Throne of Glass, Shatter Me, Red Queen, Caraval, OUABH, Grishaverse, The Bridge Kingdom, The Folk of the Air, The Hunger Games, The Inheritance Games, Ali Hazelwood, A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder, His Dark Materials, Divergent, Truly Devious, Powerless, The Song of Achilles

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I am a lover of toast, Greek tragedies, dogs, and overthinking every situation. My biggest pet peeve is people who think Wuthering Heights is a romance.

I like to write really long posts about tiny details in fantasy books, probably because I took GCSE English Lit too seriously.

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Why I don’t think Violet is a truth-sayer Part 1

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[lyssasdrafts]

*context: nesta and cassian have a kid so they decide to get matching “mother” and “father” tattoos*

cassian: it’s not that i don’t wanna match with you! it’s just after seeing you get it… it looks super painful!

nesta, glaring: cassian, you are getting the tattoo.

nesta: i just got “mother” in illyrian on my leg and if you don’t get one that says “father”, it’s gonna look like i got this for my mother.

nesta: and then i’m gonna have to cut my leg off.

feyre: or you could add to it!!

feyre: what’s illyrian for “issues”?

[i-only-see-daylight]

Byrce: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse; That’s what I always say! 

Ruhn: You should say something else.

[i-only-see-daylight]

*HOFAS spoilers* Lidia: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Ruhn: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Lidia: That's not better!

[i-only-see-daylight]

The Autumn King: You’re starting to look like me more and more every day— 

Bryce: *Bursts into tears* 

The Autumn King: Why are you crying? 

Bryce: You’re ugly! I don’t want to look like you! *sobs*