#incorrect helsa quotes

[bloodypriestess]

Elsa: I'm at family dinner and you're on speaker phone so behave.

Hans: (huskily) Or what, you'll spank me? 🥴

Kristoff: 😏

Anna: 🫢

Elsa: 😳

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[opereetveritate]

Hans : Exciting evening, right?

Elsa : I am sorry. Do I know you?

Hans : Not yet, that's why I approached you!

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Hans: Why was I born so attractive?

Elsa: Because everyone would have throttled you within the first five minutes otherwise.

[elvenalba]

Hans: the world is a messed up place Elsa, people kill their babies, babies kill their parents, it’s the circle of life

Elsa: that was clearly a triangle

[rehab-hotel-au]

Incorrect quote thingies part 1

[crazyaboutto]

Master list - Helsa

Incorrect Quotes

Helsa — Snack

Frohana — Ocean Juice

Helsa — Bomb

Helsa — Next Mistake

Helsa — Cold Shower

Helsa — Icy Stairs

Helsa — Sunglasses

Helsa — Kitchen Counter

Helsa - Pretty Dumb Hans Focuses on Positivity

Helsa - Hans Forgets to Propose

Helsa - ILU/DILF Jokes

Helsa - U & I in Stupid

Helsa - To Do List of Elsa

Fanfic

Helsa Valentine’s Day — Week 1 Prompt

Random Things

Hans The Fabulous

Elsa FaceApp

Why I ship Helsa

Server Yearbook 2020

Helsa Discord Yearbook

[ariddletobesolved]

Elsa: Are the young ladies of The Southern Isles truly so easily won by a pleasing smile and absolutely nothing more?

Hans: So you find my smile pleasing?

[artemis0122]

Elsa : Your existence is confusing

Hans : How so?

Elsa : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me

[earths-roots-grow-up]

APH America: You are driving on the wrong side of the road.

APH England: Sorry, I'm English.

APH America: (shouting) It's the wrong soid of the roade ye was droivin on, innit?

[puryartist]

Hans : You know I can fight the world for you

Elsa : But you keep fighting with me only

Hans : Cause you are my world

[springzero123]

Hans: It costs nothing to be kind

Elsa: Some days it costs me my fucking sanity

[bloodypriestess]

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Kristoff: Shit.

Anna: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Elsa: OH MY GOD! HANS FELL OFF!!!

Source: Tumblr + minor edits

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[paradise-of-guilty-pleasures]

Lost in the Woods

Hans: I thought you were supposed to be Mother Nature or something, how do you not know where we are?

Elsa: Excuse me. I'm the Fifth Spirit. Not Mother Nature. And aren't you suppose to be some sort of expert navigator?

[ravinewreyn]

Hogwarts!AU with Slytherin!Elsa

Hans: What's your favorite color?

Elsa: Green, obviously.

Hans: Your obsession with your House is unbelievable.

Elsa: It's the color of your eyes, dummy!

[helsanon]

*Olaf stumbling across Ahtohallan ice statues of Hans and Elsa ‘wrestling’* Olaf: Hans! Hans! What were you looking for between Elsa’s legs?

Hans: I was searching for treasure!

Elsa: And he struck gold. @paradise-of-guilty-pleasures

[northwind-queen]

Kristoff *rolls over*: You awake?

Anna *rolls over too*: Heh...yep *kisses Kristoff's nose*

*snuggle*

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Hans *rolls over*: Are you awake?

Elsa *violently flips over*: Bitch, the fuck you want?