#incorrect great comet quote

[incorrectlit]

Anatole, driving: Whoa cool! Bisexual lighting!

Dolokhov, hearing sirens: BITCH, that’s not “bisexual lighting”! Those are cops! DRIVE FASTER!!!

[quotesthatgotmehelpless]

Natasha: Perhaps there's more to Anatole than meets the eye.

Sonya: No, there's less.

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Anatole: *leans over to whisper to pierre* pierre has no idea i’m high

Pierre: you’re high?

Anatole: no sorry. *leans over to whisper to dolokhov* pierre has no idea i’m high

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Incorrect Quotes

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Rules: use this incorrect quotes generator to make some incorrect quotes for your OCs!

Jedi: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Gwen: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Jedi: …Your point?

Maddie: Hey, Jedi?

Jedi: Yeah?

Maddie: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Jedi:

Jedi: Where’s Ash?

Carmen: Robbie...

Robbie: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

Akash: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Noelle's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

Robbie: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Rose: Would you take a bullet for me?

Jedi: ...yes?

*Maddie angrily burst into the room*

Rose: *running away* Great, thanks!

Jedi: I’m a multitasker!

Jedi: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

Jedi: I may be antisocial and unattractive.

Carmen: ...but?

Jedi: That's all.

Gwen: Isn’t it weird how we pay money to see other people?

Robbie: You mean movies?

Maddie: Concerts?

Ash: Prostitutes?

Gwen: Wha…N-no, I mean glasses, what the fuck-

Maddie: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Lexi: Well, it’s frowned upon.

Maddie: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?

Maddie: That’s okay, right?

Rose: Hey.

Kelsey: Hey?

Rose: I can't sleep. :/

Kelsey: I can. Goodnight.

Akash: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Kelsey: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

Ash: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Rose: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Lexi: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Rose: No!

Gwen: Am I going to far?

Lexi: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

Maddie: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Lexi: Those are wanted posters!

Gwen: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish!

Rose: I wish for good grades.

Maddie: Nerd.

Rose: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Maddie. :)

Gwen: Rose…

Lexi: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Robbie: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

This was fun!

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[parrlyn-4life]

Just need to make an introduction post rq I’ve literally had this in my drafts and completely forgot about it-

Hi everyone! It’s me, Allie!

• My pronouns are she/her and they/them

• I’m a fic writer on Ao3

• I’m 16 years old and about to be a Junior in HS

• This blog was originally made by my relative but then she gave it to me when she became too busy to run it and that’s when the blog went downhill lmao (she still comes on sometimes, tho)

• This blog was also supposed to be mostly focused on Six the Musical, specifically incorrect quotes and while I still do them, it’s clear that I’ve expanded my horizons to multiple fandoms lol

Below is a list of movies/shows/musicals I’m into so far in no particular order:

• Ghosts (cbs)

• Six the Musical (obviously lol)

• Hamilton

•Ride the Cyclone

• Hadestown

• Alice by Heart

• The Great Comet of 1812/War and Peace

• The Nanny

• The Addams Family (movies, tv show, and musical)

• Wednesday

• The Umbrella Academy

• The School for Good and Evil

• She-Ra

• Arcane

• Carmen Sandiego

• Inside Job

• Once Upon a Time

• The Good Place

• Harry Potter (don’t support jk rowling I solely believe Daniel wrote all the books)

• Helluva Boss + Hazbin Hotel

• The Owl House

• Gravity Falls

I most likely forgot a bunch so expect to see some edits lol

[simp4bwayladies]

Helene: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

[theatrey-bullshit]

Dolokhov: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Anatole: I think you mean cards.

Dolokhov, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

[comradebezukhov]

Pierre: Andrei we need to talk about your emotions

Andrei: No we don't

[abacus-and-paper-money]

Marya: sorry I'm late everyone, I was doing something important.

*the sound of running footsteps progressively gets louder*

Anatole, out of breath: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

[ehjaliens]

The GoldenRetrieverEnergy™️ is powerful with this one!!!

Alt title: i am in love oh god help me

[incorrect-wap]

Dolokhov: But... we may as well, maybe, just go. Give me a chance to practice my massive aggression.

Hélène: ... Passive aggression

Dolokhov: Passive... aggression, I know.

[incorrectlit]

Dolokhov: And it’s just like- [gets hit from behind by a flying object]

Dolokhov: … WHO JUST ASSAULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA?!?!

Pierre, drunk, flipping him off and throwing away the wrapper: You don’t have a wife!

Dolokhov: Yeah! That’s why I FUCK YOURS!!

[quotesthatgotmehelpless]

Anatole: Can I use your office chair?

Pierre: I’m using it.

Anatole: You’re not spinning.

Pierre: I don’t want to spin.

Anatole: You’re using it wrong.

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Natasha: i’m done with making choices

Natasha: i’m gonna stream my life on twitch and let them make decisions for me

[bumble-beans]

Great Comet Incorrect Quotes Because I Havent Slept In 3 Days

Dolokhov: how do you feel about this? About us?

Anatole: uhh *checks mood ring* I feel green I guess

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Mayra: *looking into the camera* and here we have the endangered species known as helene

Helene: *falls down the stairs, spilling her cereal everywhere*

Mayra: natural selection is coming for this one

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Natasha: do you think sour patch kids get lonely without their parents?

Pierre: this is exactly why I married you

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Mayra: you two better have a good explanation for this

Dolokhov: we have 3 actually

Anatole: pick your favorite

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Mary: do you think I could fit 10 marshmallows in my mouth

Mayra: you are a hazard to society

Anatole: and a coward.. do 20

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Sonya: *sips tea* I’m tired

Pierre: oh really? Me t-

Sonya: TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT OOOOHHHHH— I am so sorry

Pierre: *holding back tears* it’s fine-

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Pierre: please don’t ask but I need a human skull

Dolokhov: as long as you don’t ask why *pulls 4 pristine skulls out of a box* which one do you want

Pierre:

Pierre: this one will do

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Anatole: I am completely straight

Helene: *gestures to dolokhov*

Dolokhov: *waves*

Anatole: *inhale* ooh GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY-

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{Pierre & Mayra interrogating Anatole}

Natasha: I really love this good cop bad cop thing you have going on

Pierre: Its not really a thing, its more like Im nice and Mayra is terrifying

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Anatole: I didnt want to have to do this but I know one way we could make Andrey forgive us for everything

Mayra: Youd make a decent prostitute

Anatole: *offended* Id make an AMAZING prostitute

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Helene: Its my god-given bisexual right to be dramatic!

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Natasha: Cousin dear can I ask you a question? You dont have to answer-

Sonya: Nat, you once caught me sneaking out of Mayras kitchen in the middle of the night half naked with a biscuit in my mouth, we have no secrets. aSk YoUr DaMn QuEsTiOn

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Sonya: I like your pants

Mary: Thanks, they were 50% off

Sonya: I prefer them 100% off ;)

Mary: well the store cant just sell free stuff-

Sonya: no I meant-

Mary: thats a horrible way to run a business Sonya

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Pierre: treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Dolokhov: killed without hesitation

Everyone: F E D Y A N O

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Anatole: *opens a caprisun* guess Ill drink my sorrows away

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Pierre: Give me some words of encouragement so I dont kill Anatole right now

Dolokhov: There are no books in prison

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Natasha: *to mary* would you like to stay for dinner?

Sonya: *in the distance* WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY F O R E V E R

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Mayra: I love you

Helene: why tho

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Pierre: *texting dolokhov* fedya theres a possum in the house fedya what do I do

Dolokhov: uhm uhm play dad

Pierre:

Dolokhov: DEAD** I MEAN DEAD PLAY DEAD!! P I E R R E

Pierre:

Dolokhov:

Pierre: he can ride a bike now

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Dolokhov: swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’re in big trouble

Sonya: heck

Dolokhov: you’re on thin fucking ice buddy

Dolokhov:

Dolokhov: o h n o

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Anatole: we would make bomb ass lesbians

Dolokhov: agreed

[they fist bump]

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Natasha: you shouldn’t be using a straw-

Anatole: I know I know it’s like bad for the environment or whatever

Natasha: no it’s just a really weird way to eat spaghetti

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Anatole: *says something stupid*

Pierre: really? Right in front of my bagel?

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Pierre: do you have a bag I could use?

Anatole: *imitating pierre* the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Pierre: literally all you had to do was say no

--------------------------------- that is all. Thank you for your time

(help I wasn’t kidding about the sleep thing)

[ace-pierre-bezukhov]

Anatole: *tapping the table*

Helene: *also tapping*

Pierre: stop that

Anatole: stop what?

Pierre: you guys are talking about me in morse code.

Helene: yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on an outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

(Later)

Helene, to Dolokhov: that's exactly what we did