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incorrect-wap · 2 years ago
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Anatole: Fedya, think about this. I'm your hottest frie- No, Hélène. I'm your nicest frien- No, Pierre... I'm your friend!
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incorrect-wap · 2 years ago
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Nikolai: What's in the suitcase, Dolokhov?
Dolokhov: Vodka.
Denisov: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?
Dolokhov: No! There's mixers as well, I'm not a savage.
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incorrect-wap · 3 years ago
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Hélène: I would say I outdid myself but... I'm always this good.
Hélène: I simply did myself.
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incorrect-wap · 3 years ago
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Nikolai: What was that? Who said that? Bolkonsky, was that you?
Andrei: And what if it were?
Nikolai: We'll I'd-...
Nikolai: I'd simply ask you to rephrase that criticism-
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incorrect-wap · 3 years ago
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Hélène: What are we doing?
Pierre: Wasting our lives.
Hélène: ... I meant for lunch.
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incorrect-wap · 3 years ago
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Anatole: You fight like my sister!
Dolokhov: I've fought your sister, that's a compliment!
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incorrect-wap · 3 years ago
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Nikolai: Ah, man. That Fyodor Dolokhov can do anything.
Natasha: Except pass that breathalyzer.
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incorrect-wap · 3 years ago
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Dolokhov: But... we may as well, maybe, just go. Give me a chance to practice my massive aggression.
Hélène: ... Passive aggression
Dolokhov: Passive... aggression, I know.
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incorrect-wap · 3 years ago
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damn remember when i had a life and i wasn't doing this type of shit.........
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