#incorrect generator rex quotes

[unicornblossom13]

Rex: FOUR MONTHS!

Zak: What’s going on here?

Ben: Rex, it’s not that big of a deal.

Rex: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

[rex-secretweapon-salazar]

Rex: *Standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Six, standing on the roof: Bless you.

Rex: God?!

[tattycoram]

Cody: I wanna watch the bachelor Obi-wan: Well I wanna watch love island Rex: General do you remember that time that you faked your death and left to be a criminal without letting any of us know you were actually alive Obi-wan: *deep breath, hands the remote to Cody* Cody: You're the best Rex, whispering to Obi-wan I'm watching you

[magicandmundane]

Watching the Darkness On Umbara arc, and because I still have Bad Batch brain rot, I’m thinking about how they would have reacted to Krell’s bullshit, so here’s what I’ve got:

Hunter: Sir, with all due respect—

Crosshair, flicking a toothpick: Which is none

Hunter, trying not to laugh: —we’re not doing that. Bad Batch, plan 43, let’s go!

Krell: Sergeant, you can’t—!

Wrecker: Too bad!

Fives, smacking Rex: Why can’t we be like them?!

[brightsunsmeanshello]

*Gossiping after their respective mission briefs*

Rex: I’m probably gonna die.

Cody: Well you’ve lived a good life.

Rex: I’m ten!

Cody: *unbothered, sipping his caf* I said ‘good’ not ‘long’.

[kingtuna]

Fox: who hurt you?

Rex: want a list?

Fox, preparing for murder: yea actually

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Cody: Can my battalion campout with you tonight

Rex: What happened?

Wooley: General Skywalker was messing with a Sith artifact, broke it, and turned half of the battalion including my husband into toddlers along infested our ship with Sith ghosts.

Rex: And where is Ahsoka?

Wooley: She doesn't know how to banish spirits, so she's splashing the sky cruiser with swamp water and salt yelling "This isn't a hotel"

[im-here-and-im-confused]

Obi-wan - we've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Anakin will and will not eat.

Cody - Grass? yes!

Obi-wan - Moss? yes!

Cody - Leaves? Oh yes!

Obi-wan - Shoelaces? strangely enough yes!

Cody - Worms? sometimes!

Obi-wan - Rocks? usually no!

Cody - Twigs? usually yeah!

Obi-wan - Ahsoka's cooking? Inconclusive!

Rex - Right, and how...how did you test this?

Obi-wan - oh well we just handed him things, and said 'hey eat this'.

Cody - and if he ate it, he ate it.

Rex - Right okay, i don't know how im supposed to feel about this.

Ahsoka - WAIT SO IS THAT WHERE ALL OF MY SHOE LACES WENT!?

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: What did you two do? 

Jesse: ...

Hardcase: ...

Rex: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Fox again or not.

[bibannana]

Ahsoka *done, just done*: That was incredibly stupid Master.

Anakin *laying buried under a pile of droids, only his face visible*: Stupidly brilliant. Stupidly amazing. Stupidly incredib-

Obi-wan *rolls his eyes*: No. Just stupid Anakin.

Rex *also under the pile of droids*: HeLp mE.

Taglist: @soliloquy-of-nemo @sexy-rex @staycalmandhugaclone @jiabeewrites @nekotaetae

[sammys-magical-au]

(A basic explanation for how/why Obi-Wan returned to Coruscant so quickly during TLOLS and in time to turn Anakin back before he was lost to the Dark Side:)

*on Utapau, about to fight Grievous*

Obi-Wan: *suddenly freezes* I have to go.

Cody: what?

Obi-Wan: *already sprinting away* I must return to Coruscant immediately!

Cody: what?!?

Obi-Wan: *shouting from the distance* you’re on your own to take care of General Greivous! I believe in you, old friend!

Cody: WHAT???

[A FEW MONTHS LATER]

Cody: and just like that. He fucking left me there. No explanation whatsoever.

Rex: …

Rex: you *did* defeat Greivous, didn’t y-?

Cody: YES, OF COURSE I DID, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB.

[unicornblossom13]

Rebecca: Ben, Zak, what was the first thing you two did after getting shot at?

Ben: I called my parents to let them know I was okay.

Zak: Yeah, same here.

Rebecca: And what did Rex do?

Ben & Zak: He ate a banana.

[rex-secretweapon-salazar]

Rex: I won a new phone in a race.

Six: Huh? What kind of race let’s you win a phone, Rex?

Rex: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

By the end of the movie:

Jack Frost: What are you talking about? We kicked butt! So what if Pitch is back and more powerful than ever. So am I! If he wants to start a war, let him bring it!

North: (Laughs) It’s good to have you back, Jack.

Tooth: You know, I think he actually means it.

Jack Frost: Sure he does. So tell me something guys: what’s next?

[whattowritehere]

Rex: So, what are all of your powers?

Ben: I can turn into aliens

Kevin: I can absorb matter

Gwen: I make good life decisions

Rex: That's not really-

Ben: No, trust us. She's our most important member.

[clonesxlife]

Anakin: Do you think different paints taste different? Ahsoka: They do. Rex: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?