#tbbb quotes

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Fives: *throwing stones at Echo's window* 

Echo: You have a comm for a reason, Fives! 

*THUD* 

Echo: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR COMM AT MY WINDOW?!

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Krell: Who brought the snacks for the execution?

Fives: Me. I'm the snack.

Jesse: You wish you were a snack. I'm the real snack.

Fives: Over my dead body.

Jesse: Shoot him first.

Fives: *calculating*

Fives: Wait a minute.

They may be in prison, but they are still ✨pretty✨

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Jesse: I wasn’t that drunk. 

Rex: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. 

Jesse: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

How would the 501st boys react to their S/O asking them to hold their bag???

Rex: "This... is fine."

Tup: "OMG, a new accessory."

Hardcase: *swinging it around like a weapon*

Jesse: "I'm going to put your bag in my bag so I don't have to carry two bags."

Echo: "Of course l will carry your bag for you."

Kix: "What's one more bag to lug around."

Fives: "Does it contain snacks?"

Dogma: *holding it as far away as possible because it may contain cooties*

-BONUS-

Cody: "I was born for fashion, baby."

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Tech: Go ask your dad.

Hunter: Go ask your mom.

Echo: I'll tell you when you're older.

Omega: I'm older than you.

Echo: Point taken.

Omega: And???

Echo: *sigh* Sit down and I'll explain it to you.

*later that day*

Hunter: HOW COULD YOU CORRUPT OUR DAUGHTER LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!?

Echo: You told her to ask me.

Hunter: I didn't think you'd actually tell her.

Echo: She needed to know.

Hunter: You're supposed to protect her from things like that.

Echo: Well, now she knows about protected sex.

Hunter: *physically ill*

Echo: Are you okay?

Hunter: We're getting a divorce.

Omega: Tech, how are babies made?

Tech:

Tech: Well, obviously they aren’t grown in a vat.

Crosshair, amused: You don’t know?

Tech, to Omega: I will get back to you momentarily with an answer.

*Three days later*

Omega, annoyed that Tech has been avoiding her: Tech, you said you would tell me how babies are made.

Tech: That is correct … however, that would be an excruciatingly difficult task and I am simply not up for it. Go ask Hunter.

*Omega goes to Hunter, who is drinking his morning cup of caf*

Omega: Hunter, how are babies made?

*Hunter spits out his caf*

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Dogma: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. 

Jesse: ...

Jesse: I'm gonna tell him. 

Kix: Don't you dare.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Tup: I am darkness. I am a power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- 

Echo: A doll. 

Fives: A cinnamon roll. 

Rex: A sweetheart. 

Tup: ...

Tup: Stop it.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Fans: We want more clones!

Writers: *Umbara Arc*

Fans: We wanted them alive.

Writers: You didn't specify that.

Fans: 🙁

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: What did you two do? 

Jesse: ...

Hardcase: ...

Rex: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Fox again or not.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: Let’s not Hardcase this into a worse situation than it already is. 

Hardcase: Did you just use my name as a verb?

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

*Tup sneezes* 

Rex: Tup, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and give you some warm soup while I sing you a lullaby. 

*Fives sneezes* 

Rex: Oh my god. Shut up.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

I won't hesitate to throw hands with my boyfriend 🤣 We're a team 👏🏻

*Fives and I sitting in the Coruscant jail with blood on our faces*

Fives: This could've been worse.

Me: Oh, really?

Fives: We could have lost.

Me: Valid point.

Fives: I may not have thrown the first punch, but I definitely threw the last!

Me: Well, yeah, he was unconscious.

Fives: Still counts.

Me: And this is why we're in jail.

Fives: You held him down.

Me: And this is why we're in jail.

Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!! 💚💚💚💚💚💚

@the-bad-batch-baroness

Me and my boyfriend wish you a splendid day! Just stay on the side of the law or he will come and get ya.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Hunter: Help! I’m drowning! 

Crosshair: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water.

Hunter: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! 

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Kix: Hey, Rex, have you thought about having children? 

Rex: ... 

Rex: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. 

Kix: But we're not childr- 

Rex, already distracted: FIVES, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Echo: *sighs* 

Fives: You bored? 

Echo: Yeah. 

Fives: Wanna start drama for no reason? 

Echo: I thought you’d never ask.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Kix looking at Fives:

Fives, dreamily: Do you know the thing closest to my heart?

Kix, done: Your lungs.