#tbbb quotes

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Fives: *throwing stones at Echo's window* 

Echo: You have a comm for a reason, Fives! 

*THUD* 

Echo: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR COMM AT MY WINDOW?!

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

I won't hesitate to throw hands with my boyfriend 🤣 We're a team 👏🏻

*Fives and I sitting in the Coruscant jail with blood on our faces*

Fives: This could've been worse.

Me: Oh, really?

Fives: We could have lost.

Me: Valid point.

Fives: I may not have thrown the first punch, but I definitely threw the last!

Me: Well, yeah, he was unconscious.

Fives: Still counts.

Me: And this is why we're in jail.

Fives: You held him down.

Me: And this is why we're in jail.

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@the-bad-batch-baroness

Me and my boyfriend wish you a splendid day! Just stay on the side of the law or he will come and get ya.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: What did you two do? 

Jesse: ...

Hardcase: ...

Rex: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Fox again or not.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: Let’s not Hardcase this into a worse situation than it already is. 

Hardcase: Did you just use my name as a verb?

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Kix: Hey, Rex, have you thought about having children? 

Rex: ... 

Rex: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. 

Kix: But we're not childr- 

Rex, already distracted: FIVES, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Echo: *sighs* 

Fives: You bored? 

Echo: Yeah. 

Fives: Wanna start drama for no reason? 

Echo: I thought you’d never ask.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Hardcase: *about to do something incredibly stupid*

Jesse: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Tup: What's wrong with you? 

Dogma: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Dogma: *holds a gun out to Kix* 

Kix: I-I don't believe in guns. 

Dogma: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: Christmas lights? 

Echo: Check. 

Kix: Thermos of hot cocoa? 

Echo: Check. 

Jesse: Santa suits? 

Echo: Check. 

Fives: Shovel? 

Echo: Check. 

Hardcase: Alibi and bail money? 

Echo: Check- wait, WHAT?!

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: Start talking! 

Fives: Well, I- 

Rex: Shut up!

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Hardcase: Can I get a waffle? 

Jesse and Kix: *fighting and yelling at each other* 

Hardcase: Can I please get a waffle?

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Kix: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? 

Hardcase: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Hardcase: There's nothing to do.... 

Kix: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago. 

Hardcase: *pulls out his data-pad* Nevermind.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex, near tears: Please, Tup, I don’t speak meme. I don't know what a 'yeet' is.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Dogma: Fives, why are you crying? 

Fives: This holo-book is so sad!! 

Dogma, picking it up: But this is my diary-