#incorrect far cry 5

[trashboyo3891]

Joseph:here my family the deputies that tried to arrest me

John:Oh my god IT'S A WOMEN WITH TATTOOS-

Faith:Oh my god I get to show him my bliss flowers:333

Jacob seeing Pratt:I'mma marry this man and name him peaches

John, Joseph, and faith and Whitehorse and The Marshall: did we hear this shit correctly????

Pratt:Uhh help-

Jacob:nah that man is perfecely safe with me:)

[ms-rampage]

Paige: "Hey nice, what the hell is up with this crossbow shtick?."

Jess: "Its not a fucking crossbow! It's a bow and arrow, I'm not 12!."

Paige (laughs): "I love this chick, she's got rage issues."

Jess: "I don't have rage issues!."

Kate: "You know, psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for."

Paige (nods): "Yeah."

[only-you-and-you-alone]

Joseph: We need a way to lure in new members to the Project. Any ideas?

Faith: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Jacob: John bath water.

John: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

[lulu2992]

Junior Deputy: I don’t get it, John! Do you want me dead or alive?! John Seed: Yes.

[godlygivenanxiety]

Faith: Where’s John? Jacob: Doing stuff. Faith: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Danny? Jacob: Trying to stop John from doing the stuff. Faith: And Joseph? Jacob: Trying to stop Danny from stopping John from doing the stuff. Faith: I see. And what are you doing here, Jacob? Jacob: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Joseph from stopping Danny from stopping John from doing the stuff.

[221bfakerstreet]

[temyougood]

Levi to Joseph: "With all due respect, which is none"

[kharnthebetraye]

Joseph- "The Lord may have sent me to lead, but He sure didn't warn me about babysitting."

J/j/f- "Well, technically, you're the one who said you were our father, soooo... deal with it, Dad."

Joseph- "Deputy, I need your hel— …oh for the love of God, not again. Where did you wander off to THIS time?!"

Twenty minutes away

Hurk Jr- "Alright, bro, I say we flip a coin—winner gets to cut ‘em down!"

Sharky- "Nah, man! Rock-paper-scissors—best two outta three!"

Deputy, still hanging upside down: [Internal screaming]

[thewatamotezone]

Mrs. Kuroki: Yes, I'm Tomoko's mom, and no, I don't want to know what she's been up to. It's called plausible deniability.

[the-silent-judge]

Deputy: Sometimes, I feel something crawl over me at night...

Jacob: It's the consequences of your actions.

Joseph: The guilt that comes with your choices?

Faith: Past trauma-?

John: Oops, that's me! Sometimes, I sneak into your tent to cuddle!

Source!!

[trashboyo3891]

The deputy in the bunker with the seed siblings:okay guys what are we gonna eat

Jacob:I already see a meal

Joseph:no Jacob you're not eating the deputy

Faith:Ooh what about fruits?

John:PUSSY-

Joseph:John your grounded

John:YOU AIN'T MY DAD-

[unkownknowledge]

Joseph Seed: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Jacob: Absolutely the fuck not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

[only-you-and-you-alone]

Joseph: That Deputy is a menace to our Project! They are bringing the Collapse!

Deputy: *is driving around Hope County listening to 500 miles by the Proclaimers with Sharky*

[incorrectpepperann]

Moose: Yes, I'm Pepper Ann's sister, and no, I don't want to know what she's been up to. It's called plausible deniability.

[godlygivenanxiety]

Jacob: Would you slap John- Danny: Yes Jacob: I didn't even finish! Danny: Sorry, continue Jacob: Would you slap John for 10 dollars? Danny: I would do it for free John: Rude…

[221bfakerstreet]