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Joseph:here my family the deputies that tried to arrest me
John:Oh my god IT'S A WOMEN WITH TATTOOS-
Faith:Oh my god I get to show him my bliss flowers:333
Jacob seeing Pratt:I'mma marry this man and name him peaches
John, Joseph, and faith and Whitehorse and The Marshall: did we hear this shit correctly????
Pratt:Uhh help-
Jacob:nah that man is perfecely safe with me:)
#far cry 5#jacob seed#far cry 5 incorrect quotes#faith seed#john seed#joseph seed#jacob seed x staci pratt#incorrect far cry 5#staci pratt#the deputy#sherrif whitehorse#deputy hudson
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Paige: "Hey nice, what the hell is up with this crossbow shtick?."
Jess: "Its not a fucking crossbow! It's a bow and arrow, I'm not 12!."
Paige (laughs): "I love this chick, she's got rage issues."
Jess: "I don't have rage issues!."
Kate: "You know, psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for."
Paige (nods): "Yeah."
#far cry 5#fc5 jess black#incorrect fc5#oc: paige winchester#oc: kate winchester#incorrect far cry 5#source: birds of prey#but i switched crossbow and bow and arrow around because jess uses a bow and arrow#and huntress uses a crossbow
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#far cry 5#fc5#far cry#jacob seed#staci pratt#incorrect quotes#fc5 characters paired with patches Facebook tried to sell me#sharky boshaw#joey hudson#john seed
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Junior Deputy: I don’t get it, John! Do you want me dead or alive?! John Seed: Yes.
#their canon dynamic from john’s pov in a nutshell#also this is a draft from 2020#I still like the (double) joke though so why not finally post it?#far cry 5#the deputy#john seed#incorrect quotes
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got himmm
#the last of us#hbo the last of us#joel miller#ellie williams#hbo tlou#memes#mine#if i ever were to lose queue#incorrect tlou quotes#graceland too by phoebe starts up like a far cry 5 title screen song it makes me emotional
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Incorrect Quotes FCND Edition
Part II 🌸 Part III 🌸 Part IV
#far cry new dawn#incorrect quotes#fcnd shenanigans#meme#screenshots#fcnd#fc:nd#fc5#joseph seed#thomas rush#roger cadoret#hurk drubman#sharky boshaw#judge#deputy#ethan seed#bean#captain of security#far cry 5
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dep: I told Hurk to grab snacks for everyone.
Jess, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*dep, Hurk, and Sharky raise their hands*
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Lol
Jacob: I'm hungry
Deputy: Oh, well, don't be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack
Deputy looking for baggie full of bacon*
Jacob: I ate it already
Deputy: What?
Jacob: I could smell it in your purse before I could park..
And now it's gone and I hate everything
Deputy: -_-
#incorrect quotes#Jacob Seed#Far Cry 5 Deputy#Parks and Recreation#Far Cry 5#lol#this has probably been done before but I thought it'd be funny to post anyway
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Deputy: Sometimes, I feel something crawl over me at night...
Jacob: It's the consequences of your actions.
Joseph: The guilt that comes with your choices?
Faith: Past trauma-?
John: Oops, that's me! Sometimes, I sneak into your tent to cuddle!
Source!!
#incorrect quotes#far cry 5#far cry fandom#far cry#jacob seed#joseph seed#faith seed#john seed#far cry 5 deputy#fc5 deputy#fc5#yes im doing these now#i loved these when I was but a new tumblr fledgeling
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Moose: Yes, I'm Pepper Ann's sister, and no, I don't want to know what she's been up to. It's called plausible deniability.
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Mrs. Kuroki: Yes, I'm Tomoko's mom, and no, I don't want to know what she's been up to. It's called plausible deniability.
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The deputy in the bunker with the seed siblings:okay guys what are we gonna eat
Jacob:I already see a meal
Joseph:no Jacob you're not eating the deputy
Faith:Ooh what about fruits?
John:PUSSY-
Joseph:John your grounded
John:YOU AIN'T MY DAD-
#far cry 5#far cry 5 incorrect quotes#faith seed#jacob seed#john seed#joseph seed#incorrect far cry 5
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Me to John Seed: "You're my favorite parasite… no wait, ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second-favorite parasite… I lied. Ringworm then rats with the plague, then you."
#far cry 5#fc5#incorrect fc5#yes thats a quote from rdr2 🤣🤣🤣#john seed#incorrect far cry 5#arthur says it to uncle when they take to girls into valentine 🤣🤣🤣🤣#maybe this can be directed to joseph too 🤔 🤣
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Joseph Seed: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Jacob: Absolutely the fuck not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.
#far cry 5#joseph seed#jacob seed#incorrect quotes#I know Joseph matching that one is meh. but the second matches Jacob so well it makes me want to kill it
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Peacock: *spreads feathers*
Jacob: It's trying to attract you as a mate, John.
John: *lifts shirt*
Jacob: N O !
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