#danny martins

[godlygivenanxiety]

Jacob: Would you slap John- Danny: Yes Jacob: I didn't even finish! Danny: Sorry, continue Jacob: Would you slap John for 10 dollars? Danny: I would do it for free John: Rude…

[callmethegarden]

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Joseph's smug contemplating begins to become unfocused, and Danny's aware there's a distant fear of letting his eyelids fall shut just so he never opened them again— no, it's more than that, he knows what fear of death looks like on himself because of Jacob.

Jacob. Jacob Seed.

He tries to use his voice, but his throat feels raw and instead of words there's only miserable groans of pain; regardless, there's a quick scratching sound before the familiar sensation of a palm pressed against his neck invades his senses and Danny winces back against his will, not sure how The Father would react.

"Shhhh, shhh child. Be not afraid, I mean you no more harm." And maybe to Joseph that was true, Hell for all Danny knew he never meant harm it just happened.

Inhaling slowly, he blinks the Wrath away and tries again: "Did you... beg them... t-to listen too?"

It's the way Joseph's hand, which was tenderly massaging the muscle between his shoulder and neck, freezes that gives away how right he truly was. "Do not walk this path now, it is done."

He wants to say that he'll walk whatever fucking path because it doesn't matter, because— he realizes, Joseph has nothing to be pissed for.

A laugh tries its best to leave his lips, but the noise that comes out doesn't sound joyous. It's something much closer to hysterical, with notes of horrible, terrible dry coughing; and when his teary eyes try again to look at the man in front of him, he sees Joseph's face riddled with what Danny thinks might be foreign to him: confusion.

"Y-you... saved me..." there's awe to his wording, he couldn't believe that they had started and ended on a crash, separating in the first but reuniting at last. Joseph's lips part again, to no doubt reassure him with sweet prose, but he cuts him, desperate to let it spill before he blacks out again— he wants to prove Joseph wrong.

"Father, they're... they are a-alive..! Didn't— family."

Danny passes out with the satisfaction of hearing Joseph Seed's knees hit hard concrete.

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[strangefa11]

when your dimension hopping eldritch monster adoptive parents are also disgustingly in love 🙄

[bet-on-me-13]

The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

...

What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!

[beartimi]

I've posted this one everywhere lol.

[itbeaheadcannon]

i've always just headcannoned that Stiles has keys, passkeys and codes to everyones stuff. you have a house key, car key, or something needing a code? Stiles has several copies on himself and hidden elsewhere.

like this dude has sticky fingers, and eyes everywhere. he's got the ability to get it into the sheriff's station, the school, hospital and vet. like if it's a mildly important place or is just slightly interesting, chances are high; he's got a key and code to get in

every time they try to change codes or keys, he has copies made a day later. no one is safe. no one.

people try to complain to the Sheriff, in the hopes he'll be able to stop him

he tells them all to suck it up.

while Stiles is the light of his life, he's also a feral gremlin,

the sheriff has been trying to keep him out of his stuff since he could walk

stiles also 100% has house and car keys to all of the pack

it drives argent insane that he can't keep him out

they've tried changing their stuff

it doesn't work

he also somehow got their passwords

(it wasn't hard, they're all stupid and have easy to guess passwords)

((besides Lydia and Danny))

[anotherguynamedjeremy]

Oh. We lost another great comedy figure, Martin Mull.

While I'm more familiar of him through Danny Phantom as Vlad Plasmius, I did watch Sabrina The Teenage Witch, where he played the high school principal Willard Kraft.

He was also in Two and a Half Men and Arrested Development.

[signorcerullo]

Mal's Teen Wolf rewatch: Lunar Ellipse (3x12)

[pkrosche]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 5/?

[theking-mustdie]

how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024

[godlygivenanxiety]

Faith: Where’s John? Jacob: Doing stuff. Faith: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Danny? Jacob: Trying to stop John from doing the stuff. Faith: And Joseph? Jacob: Trying to stop Danny from stopping John from doing the stuff. Faith: I see. And what are you doing here, Jacob? Jacob: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Joseph from stopping Danny from stopping John from doing the stuff.

[callmethegarden]

play two truths and a lie with me!

i'll share 3 details about my darling FC5 deputy and y'all guess which part isn't true:

Round 1!

1. Danny has almost killed Joseph Seed while beating the crap outta him with his bare hands.

2. by the time of The Collapse, Danny had already shared a kiss with all 4 Seed siblings.

3. in Faith's region there's a 'Haunted House' that Danny had the displeasure of finding, he burned the place down.

Round 2!

1. Adelaide's one of the most appreciated friends Danny has made, although she had no idea how much she helped him feel less ashamed.

2. Danny actually entered Joseph's compound at the beginning of the end with The Widowmaker, making a bunch of noise.

3. Danny's just as proficient with a bow as he is with a gun, he's more of a hunter/sniper style.

Last Round!

1. before The Reaping and breaking of the seals, Danny had actually recently been freed from an abusive relationship(the guy got arrested).

2. Danny has always wanted a child, but he's infertile(he doesn't know).

3. Sorta intentionally, Danny doomed Staci to a co-dependent relationship with Jacob... actively saving them both(from The Collapse).

[strangefa11]

somewhere else au where jon and Martin adopt the somewhere else versions of tim and danny :3

condensing these posts into one this time. I’m trying to come up with a name for this au so any suggestions are welcome!!

[headcanonthings]

[The pack at Disneyland, in the teacups] Lydia, Alison, Danny and Boyd: *talking and barley spinning* Stiles, Scott, Erica, and Isaac: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* Derek, Cora and Jackson: *standing outside the ride and pretending they don't know any of them*

[katvara]

:( RIP Vlad

[lilianade-comics]

There, there, my dear.