#incorrect dps quotes

[wilsons-limped-husband]

Neil: what’s up guys? i’m back.

Todd: what the- you can’t be here. you’re dead. i literally saw you die.

Neil: death is a social construct.

[soyourethatanderson]

Todd: Hey Neil... Can I ask you for a favor? Neil: You know I'd literally die for you Todd, but continue. Todd: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way, cause no matter what you or Charlie think, due to your history it's not funny.

[rrcenic]

more dps as shit my friends have said

most of this is from musical rehearsals

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charlie: *about cameron* oh my goodness!! the full arch of his character improvement is coming to pass!!

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neil: i’ll just listen to this darling angel

todd: *blushes*

charlie, meeks, pitts, knox: aww

cameron: *gagging noises*

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todd: *quietly* i love it when it’s raining

charlie: yeah i love men too

todd: …what?!

charlie: huh?

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neil: do they give you better food in the adult psych wards bc the teens one SUCKED

mr keating: nope. all psych ward food sucks

knox: glad you’re bonding but also very concerned

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cameron: all the improv leads to scenarios about being gay! i’m sick of it! no more basing the entire skit on being gay!

keating: hey you’re a student. im the only one who gets to limit things

neil: of course it’s gay this is a drama class what did you expect??

cameron: fine, but can we at least limit the incest?

keating: alright! incest is off the table from now on!

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charlie: bro i’ve got a picture of john cena dunkin a basket over jesus

keating: that’s fake jesus would NEVER get beat by john cena

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keating: remember this, dear students: do not fear murder. in fact, be open to the concept. death is not the enemy, mister cameron here is

cameron: gee thanks

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charlie: my bisexual whimsy is simply too much for some

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charlie: to the buff jock with the facial hair and the soft feminine demeanor: i adore you

knox: thank you??

[gremlinoverlord]

Conversations I imagine the poets having

(mainly charlie being a menace)

└── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┘

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Charlie: We need a diversion. I say Knox gets naked.

Neil: No.

Charlie: I could get naked.

The poets: NO!!!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Cameron: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Charlie:

Charlie: I'm gonna tell him.

Neil: Don't you dare.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Charlie: sapnu puaS.

Pitts: What??

Meeks: What language is that.

Charlie: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Charlie was removed from the groupchat*

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

*at 3am*

Charlie: *runs into todd’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Todd: *wakes up* Dude!

Charlie: *cackles*

Neil: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind todd* What the fuck, charlie?

Charlie: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Pitts, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Charlie: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Charlie: Here you go.

Pitts:

Charlie:

Cameron: Why am I here?

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Knox: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Todd: I really care about your feelings!

Neil: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Knox, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Meeks: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Pitts: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Cameron, about Pitts and meeks: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Meeks: Excuse me, Cameron?

Neil: What he's saying is you both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Pitts: ...

Knox: I ship it!

Charlie: HOW CAN YOU NOT?

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[inahallucination]

charlie: hey my best friend for ever; my homie; the platonic love of my life (and the romantic love of my other platonic loml’s life)

todd: we’ve known each other for like a week

charlie: yeah but we’re besties now. ive called it already

todd, who’s never had a friend before: im not crying this is just what happens when u have blue eyes i promise

[aeronics]

todd: name a better duo than my crippling fear of failure and my anxiety. i'll wait. neil: you and me :D todd, tearing up: okay

[seize-the-dms]

dps as new girl moments

[nicoandthepoets]

*Todd teaching Knox to drive and taking Charlie along for the ride*

Todd: That's a pothole. To the left!

Knox: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Charlie, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Knox: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Todd, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Knox: Country Roads.

Charlie: To the place.

Knox and Charlie in unison: I Belong!

Todd, crying harder: What the fuck?

[pinkobsessedfreak]

charlie: i wanted to talk to you about how i've gone slightly overboard with the wedding planning todd: slightly overboard? leo went less overboard on the titanic

[gettingthebitches]

Charlie: *endless talking*

Neil: wait wait wait, actually that’s a really good idea Charlie!

Charlie: what did I say?

*confession camera*

Charlie: I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.

[pineapple-coffee]

Todd: We have to approach this like writers!

Charlie: Procrastination and making stuff up?

[wilsons-limped-husband]

Todd, at Neil’s funeral: I need a moment with him. 

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* 

Todd, leaning over Neil’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. 

Neil, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

[soyourethatanderson]

Todd: Time to a sensitive question: how to flirt with a boy?

Neil: Throw rocks at him.

Knox: Hot Dogs.

Charlie : Kill him.

Todd: *throws a pebble at Neil*

Neil: Ouch! What did I do? It was just an idea!

Todd: No, I- It was a rock.

Neil: I noticed!

Todd: Neil...

Charlie: Told you to kill him, didn't I?

[zylev-blog]

Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.

Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.

Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?

Jazz: I am so glad you asked.

Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.

[gremlinoverlord]

Things my friends have said but in the form of dps quotes pt.2

Mildly Nsfw I think idk man im ill and contemplating life

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.・。.・゜✭・.

Knox: I LIVE YOU

Knox: I BREATH YOU

Knox: YOU ARE PERFECT

Knox: GIVE ME YOUR EYES

.・。.・゜✭・.

Cameron: do you understand?

Charlie: yes I understand

Cameron: *walks away*

Charlie: I don't understand they can shove it up there ass-

.・。.・゜✭・.

Neil: that's why you let them fuck you

Neil: not you fuck them

Neil: be a bottom

.・。.・゜✭・.

*todd taking quiz*

Todd: what's a hickey?

Meeks: it's where someone kisses your neck and leaves marks and shit

Todd: *spam clicks yes to receiving hickies*

Meeks: todd-

.・。.・゜✭・.

Pitts: genuinely contemplating taking Charlie's example and cutting my hair. It's a fucking nightmare to brush

Charlie: ILL HELP YOU

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Once again doxxing my friends because they love me and the things they say are weird <3

@maniacprincessenergy @majikpanda

[jessadamsdraws]

@not-as-endearing-fanatic