#incorrect danny mahealani

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

[based off something said irl]

Danny: So who in the pack do you think are tops and who do you think are bottoms?

Stiles: hmm, Scott gives bottom energy

Stiles: Lydia gives top

Stiles: Derek also top

Stiles: Jackson bottom maybe

Stiles: and Theo gives off single bitch energy!

[headcanonthings]

Danny: Where's your scary boyfriend? Stiles: Probably doing scary boyfriend things Derek: *10 feet away behind a tree staring at them*

[incorrectsterekquotes]

danny: You're gay. stiles: I'm obviously not gay. danny: You're in a romantic and sexual relationship with derek. stiles: You got me there.

[pkrosche]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 5/?

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Danny: I'm gonna keep hacking away and find out for sure.

Stiles: Do you have any idea what else might be down there?

Peter: Doesn't matter. There are only four rules you need to remember: make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, throw away the plan. Follow my lead and you'll be fine.

[rowinablx]

Stiles: Come on guys I wasn't that drunk last night

Danny: You flirted with Derek

Stiles: So what? He's my fiancé

Scott: You asked him if he was single

Stiles:...

Jackson: You cried when he said he was engaged

[derpylittlenico]

Stiles: why call it "sexual tension" when you can say "bangxiety"?

Danny: ?????

Derek: .............

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Stiles: .......you think I'm pretty?

Danny: Yeaaah? A little. 🙄

Stiles: 😳

[fandomidiot]

*brainstorming the big bad*

Jackson: what if it's Danny?

Scott: Danny is literal perfection. What are u on about?

Jackson: you're underestimating him coz he's nice but he's very smart

Stiles: we know. he is fully capable of being the bad guy

Scott: but if Danny's after us then we 100% had it coming

Stiles: agreed. in fact if it was him we'd offer to help

Jackson: ...... honestly all good points

[creeper-craft]

teen wolf shitpost

[maria021015]

Part 5 of convincing you to read my stiles x oc fanfic using dialogue from ‘Rising Tides’.

Zaida: What took you so long to get here, anyway?

Danny: Stiles called me over to get some lab work done. At least, that’s what I thought we were going to be doing. Instead, he got me to illegally trace a text message and stare at his hot, shirtless uncle from Mexico.

Zaida: Wait, say that again.

Danny: What, that Stiles has a hot Mexican uncle?

Zaida: No, the other part. The illegally tracing a text message part. Where did you trace it to?

Danny: A computer account at Beacon Hills Memorial under Melissa McCall. I’m pretty sure that’s Scott’s Mom.

Zaida: Scott’s Mom works at the local funeral home?

Danny: No. Beacon Hills Memorial Hospital. She’s a nurse there.

Zaida: This cousin, was he pale? Dark hair? Light stubble?

Danny: So you’ve met him then? Pretty sure the guy was straight, but damn.

Zaida: Yeah. I’ve seen him in passing. (Distracted and scheming)

Lydia: What are we talking about?

Danny: Stiles’ hot cousin.

Lydia: Huh. I didn’t think ‘hot’ could run in that gene pool.

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles: I bet your password is something stupid like 'password'

Danny:...

Stiles: Oh my god.

[headcanonthings]

Danny: So how's your life going, Stiles? Stiles: Hold on a second. Stiles, texting: Hey Sourwolf, how are you doing? Derek, texting back: I'm thinking about moving to Argentina with Cora. Stiles to Danny: Devastatingly bad, I'm about to end it all.

[keldjinfae]

Accepted headcanon, ahoy

Sterek AU: The one where Danny is not actually an idiot, despite what everyone else in Beacon Hills seems to think.

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: *exits his car*

stiles: not to be gay, but: wow.

danny: you don't have to be gay to appreciate a man's beauty, stiles.

stiles: no, i want him to bend me over the hood of his car and fuck me.

danny:

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Chris: Oh, hey, Derek

Derek: Did you get my text about the hunters

Chris: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Derek: Good. Thanks, dad.

The entire pack:

Derek: Why is everyone staring at me?

Stiles: You just called Chris "dad."

Erica: You said, "thanks, dad."

Derek: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."

Chris: Do you see me as a father figure, Derek?

Derek: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Danny: Hey, show your father some respect.

Derek: I didn't call him dad!

Stiles: No, no, no, no, Derek

Chris: I take it as a compliment.

Allison: It's not a big deal.

Aiden: I called Cora "mom" once, and she's my fiancée.

Jackson: Guys, jump on that!

Aiden: He has psycho-sexual issues.

Erica: Old news.

Danny: But you calling Chris "daddy"...

Derek: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.

Boyd: But you did call him "dad," dude

Derek: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Boyd: All right, all right, I was lying about not making out with Erica instead of finding the hunters. But the dad thing, that happened.

Derek: Aha! He admitted that his thing was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan!

Stiles: I believe you.

Chris: Son. Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Derek:....I'd like that.