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Emily: see I won't come to your funeral because you won't be alive to come to mine.
Derek: Even if I was alive I wouldn't go, I've already been once I don't need to go again.
Emily: ...
Emily: Fair point, that means I owe you a funeral.
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Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Emily: i'm the knife
Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon
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kidnapper: i have your child
hotch: which one i have five
kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up
hotch:
hotch: which one i have five
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The bau doing the trauma candy salad trend
JJ: hi i’m jj and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Emily: hi i’m emily and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Spencer: hi i’m spencer and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Hotch: hi i’m aaron and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Morgan: hi i’m derek and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Rossi: hi i’m david and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Garcia: hi i’m penelope and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Tara: … what the fuck
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Y/n: see how Garcia brought the shots back to the table?
Prentiss: very thoughtful.
JJ: very demure.
Morgan: what the fuck—
*hotch arrives*
Garcia: see how Hotch was late?
Prentiss: not very mindful.
Reid: not demure.
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UNKNOWN NUMBER: We have your child.
HOTCH: Which one? Emily? Spencer? Derek? What are your demands?
UNKNOWN NUMBER: No, Jack. It’s the daycare. We’re closing soon. Please come get your son.
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Spencer: did you know that pigs
Derek: no reid, no one wants to hear about pigs
Spencer: .....
Y/N: the pigs what?
Spencer: What?
Y/N: about the pigs, I want to listen to you
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Derek: Those pants look great Y/N
Y/N: Thanks!
Derek: I bet they would look even better on Spencer’s floor
Spencer: Are you hitting on Y/N…for me?
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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.
Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*
Hotch:
Hotch: That one. I want that one.
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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*
Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing.
Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen.
Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever.
Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n.
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Hotch: Prentiss, Reid, mental health check?
Reid: Checked, still there.
Hotch: That's no what I...
Prentiss: Still there but still here
Reid: *Highfives Emily*
Hotch: Double therapy for you.
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Y/n: no one actually thinks me and Spencer are dating.
Emily: Raise your hand if you think Spencer and Y/n are dating
The entire team including Spencer raising their hands.
Y/n: Spencer Walter Reid put your hand down.
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Jason: *points gun at Bruce*
Bruce: I don't believe in guns.
Jason: Well, trust me, they're very real.
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hotch: why is morgan crying in the corner?
prentiss: he did one of those "which bau profiler are you" quizzes
hotch: who did he get?
reid: ...me
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Derek, at Emily's funeral: I need a moment with her.
Everyone: Of course.
Derek, leaning over Emily′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Emily: No comment
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Who the fuck he think he is to be this damn hot?
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