#incorrect catdog quotes

[spacewarriorsam]

Dog: If you don’t like me, just say that.

Cat: OK, I don’t like you.

Dog: Oh my god that is so mean why would you say that?

[jareaulover]

Zachariah: There ain't nothing worse than a human. Except maybe an angel who hangs around with a human.

[a-weird-pokemon-family]

oh god more incorrect green nicktoon villains quotes

[incorrect-joe-murray-quotes]

Winslow: Yo CatDog! Can I have some ice cream?

Cat: Only a spoonful

Winslow: *pulls out comically large spoon*

[drarreckyninja]

Cat: Dog said it's my turn with the brain cell. Shriek: Square up.

[toonmania25]

Incorrect catdog quote #6

cat: I’m afraid we are in considerable peril.

Dog:don’t worry,cat! Two simple words that will make it all better!

Dog: Hakuna Matata :)

cat: if I hurt you now, no one would know.

Dog: um... I might.

cat: that’s debatable.

[scribledon]

Dog: VHS sucks!

Cat: QUIET YOU!

[incorrectnwsl]

Servando: Hey I thought we were splitting this milkshake.

Alex Morgan: My half was on the bottom

[incorrect-alaip-quotes]

Swuck: play a game with me!

Rattooc: oh not now swuck! It's the big contest! I gotta listen to to the radio for my name!

Swuck: rattooc, I coulda told you that! IT'S RATTOOC!

[spacewarriorsam]

Dog: I need concentration and quiet! The numbers aren’t speaking to me!

Cat: Maybe they don’t speak moron! *pushes Dog out of the way*

[incorrect-villainous-quotes]

Dr. Flug: QUIET, Demencia! I've got to listen for my name on the radio!

Demencia: Aw, I coulda told you that! Its FLUG!

[a-weird-pokemon-family]

Uh oh, more incorrect Green Nicktoons Villains quotes!

(FYI: I added Roger from Doug and Rancid Rabbit from CatDog bc they’re also green)

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Vexus: What are you drinking?

Zim: Vodka.

Vexus (disgusted): Straight?

Zim: No, gay. Why?

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Zim, handing a balloon to Skrawl: I have no soul! Have a nice day!

Skrawl: I don’t have one either.

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Roger: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.

Vendetta: Who told you my secret?

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Vlad: Do you have any shaving cream?

Skrawl: No, I don’t like the way it tastes.

Vlad: Wait, you eat shaving cream?!

Skrawl: No, why would I eat it if I don’t like the way it tastes?

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Rancid Rabbit, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Vlad: Tea.

Rancid Rabbit: Wrong. It’s coffee.

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Roger: Beat three eggs?

Zim: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Roger: Oh.

Vendetta: Both of you get out of this kitchen!

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Skrawl: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Plankton: What happened this time?

Skrawl: NOBODY DIED!

Plankton: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?!??!

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Vexus: *watching their house burn down*

Vexus: .......

Vexus: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Vexus, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Zim: *chugs the bottle*

Zim: ........

Zim, weakly: It’s perfume.

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Rancid Rabbit: Hi, how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?

Skrawl: Microwave for 40 minutes.......

Plankton: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Zim: He was trying to cover up the scent of burnt oranges and read that boiling lemons covers up bad smells, but we were out of pots.

Vlad: How did you even burn an orange?!

Zim and Skrawl (In unison): Microwave for 40 minutes......

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Rancid Rabbit: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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I think this is enough for now.......

[incorrect-joe-murray-quotes]

Lola: Now, think of all the partners on our team, what are their thoughts?

Cat: Stupid.

Dog: Oh hush!

[prismations]

Guys should I make an incorrect CatDog quotes blog

Please I’ve been thinking about this last night before going to sleep

[toonmania25]

incorrect animanias quote #1

catdog

wakko: I’m hungry!

yakko: shush!

wakko: I’m thirsty!

yakko: shush!

wakko: I have to go the-

yakko: Ah! Ah! Ah! I happen to know for a fact that you don’t.

[spacewarriorsam]

Cat: Is there anyone who can help us? Anyone? Anybody at all?

Winslow: I know someone who can help.

Cat: If you say your mom, you’re fired.

Winslow: MY MOM!

Cat: GET OUT!

Winslow: It was worth it! *leaves*