#incorrect castiel quotes
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toxicrayofsunshine · 2 years ago
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Dean and Cas fighting...
Dean: Go fuck yourself Cas!*turns to walk away*
Cas: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
Dean: *stunned pause*
Keres:*nudges Sam with her elbow* I taught him that
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morganaconda · 2 months ago
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hetaczechia · 2 months ago
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Dean: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked.
Castiel: What?
Dean: What?
Sam, without looking up from his laptop: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.
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hellerjackline · 8 months ago
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lillies444lola · 3 months ago
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Supernatural season 16. Large quantities of monster populations are dropping dead left and right. This should be a good thing, except the natural balance of things are falling out of order. The boys investigate. is it the bmol? NO. global warming. the season ends with castiel calling donald trump an ‘ass-but’ and sam becoming president of the united states. dean is dead, again.
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crookedmime · 2 months ago
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It's him. It's Dr. Sexy.
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ellastarkwinchester3000 · 11 months ago
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Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”
Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”
Dean: “But we still love you.”
Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”
Dean: “I'm…”
Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”
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crosnt · 5 months ago
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cas: hey dean what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
dean: i dont know, love you, talk to you later
cas: wait dean-
the empty: hey
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strawlessandbraless · 4 months ago
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Dean & Cas + text posts 💙 💚
A beautiful anon gifted me with my new blue and green check marks, I wanted to return the favor. Hope this makes you smile
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lukas-dusk · 6 months ago
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Castiel : So.
Castiel : I'm in love.
Castiel : with Dean.
Sam :
Castiel : I'm in love with Dean.
Sam : Our Dean?
Castiel : Yes.
Castiel : Thoughts?
Sam : And prayers your gonna need them.
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toxicrayofsunshine · 2 years ago
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Keres: Dean says you make his heart skip a beat
Cas: Oh no! That's terrible!
Keres: Why?
Cas: What do you mean why? I know you're not human but surely you know that is a serious medical condition!
Keres: Cas, no that's not...
Cas: *walking down the hall with purpose* DEAN, COME HERE SO I CAN HEAL YOU!
Keres: Oh boy
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5sospenguinqueen · 6 months ago
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Dean: It’s over. We won.
(Behind him, the monster slowly stands back up)
Sam:
Castiel:
Y/N: Dean…
Dean: No. We won. I’m not turning around to look at it. We won.
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hetaczechia · 10 days ago
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Dean: when I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a sea shell
Castiel *struggling to hold a seagull*: that might be important information to tell me
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spn-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Dean: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Y/n: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Dean: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Y/n: But I heard a siren.
Castiel: That was Sam.
Sam: Sorry, I got nervous.
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lillies444lola · 4 months ago
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redroses07 · 6 months ago
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destiel my babies
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