#incorrect castiel quotes

[toxicrayofsunshine]

Dean and Cas fighting...

Dean: Go fuck yourself Cas!*turns to walk away*

Cas: Fuck me yourself, you coward!

Dean: *stunned pause*

Keres:*nudges Sam with her elbow* I taught him that

[morganaconda]

[hetaczechia]

Dean: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked.

Castiel: What?

Dean: What?

Sam, without looking up from his laptop: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

[hellerjackline]

[lillies444lola]

Supernatural season 16. Large quantities of monster populations are dropping dead left and right. This should be a good thing, except the natural balance of things are falling out of order. The boys investigate. is it the bmol? NO. global warming. the season ends with castiel calling donald trump an ‘ass-but’ and sam becoming president of the united states. dean is dead, again.

[crookedmime]

It's him. It's Dr. Sexy.

[spn-incorrect-quotes]

Y/n: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Dean: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”

Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”

Dean: “But we still love you.”

Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”

Dean: “I'm…”

Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”

[strawlessandbraless]

Dean & Cas + text posts 💙 💚

A beautiful anon gifted me with my new blue and green check marks, I wanted to return the favor. Hope this makes you smile

[lukas-dusk]

Castiel : So.

Castiel : I'm in love.

Castiel : with Dean.

Sam :

Castiel : I'm in love with Dean.

Sam : Our Dean?

Castiel : Yes.

Castiel : Thoughts?

Sam : And prayers your gonna need them.

[toxicrayofsunshine]

Keres: Dean says you make his heart skip a beat

Cas: Oh no! That's terrible!

Keres: Why?

Cas: What do you mean why? I know you're not human but surely you know that is a serious medical condition!

Keres: Cas, no that's not...

Cas: *walking down the hall with purpose* DEAN, COME HERE SO I CAN HEAL YOU!

Keres: Oh boy

[super-incorrect]

Castiel - Y/n has a delicious chapstick

Dean - Wait, did you two kiss?

Y/n - No, this dumbass decided to eat my chapstick

[hetaczechia]

Dean: when I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a sea shell

Castiel *struggling to hold a seagull*: that might be important information to tell me

[5sospenguinqueen]

Dean: It’s over. We won.

(Behind him, the monster slowly stands back up)

Sam:

Castiel:

Y/N: Dean…

Dean: No. We won. I’m not turning around to look at it. We won.

[lillies444lola]

[redroses07]

destiel my babies