#incorrect castiel quotes

[toxicrayofsunshine]

Keres: I like your jacket Cas! Did Dean get it for you? Cas: Yes. Keres: Nice. Unisex? Cas: Not particulary. Keres: What does that mean? Cas: I don't need sex right now. Keres: No, that's not... U-N-I sex Cas. Cas: I'm flattered but no thank you. Gabriel might take you up on it though. Gabriel: Take who up on what? Cas: Keres would like sex Gabriel: Well I'm not gonna say no to that Keres: Touch me and I'll rip off all of your limbs and feed them to Crowley's hell hound

[strngedve]

Cas: I’ve been reading a lot of murder mysteries lately

Dean, trying to impress him: I’ve been a suspect in like twenty murders

[morganaconda]

[hetaczechia]

Dean: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked.

Castiel: What?

Dean: What?

Sam, without looking up from his laptop: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

[hellerjackline]

[lillies444lola]

Supernatural season 16. Large quantities of monster populations are dropping dead left and right. This should be a good thing, except the natural balance of things are falling out of order. The boys investigate. is it the bmol? NO. global warming. the season ends with castiel calling donald trump an ‘ass-but’ and sam becoming president of the united states. dean is dead, again.

[crookedmime]

It's him. It's Dr. Sexy.

[spn-incorrect-quotes]

Y/n: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Dean: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”

Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”

Dean: “But we still love you.”

Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”

Dean: “I'm…”

Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”

[raccoonstiel]

[strawlessandbraless]

I’m convinced Cas could feel Dean’s longing here, Exile on Main Street indeed

[redroses07]

destiel my babies

[lukas-dusk]

Castiel : So.

Castiel : I'm in love.

Castiel : with Dean.

Sam :

Castiel : I'm in love with Dean.

Sam : Our Dean?

Castiel : Yes.

Castiel : Thoughts?

Sam : And prayers your gonna need them.

[hetaczechia]

Dean: when I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a sea shell

Castiel *struggling to hold a seagull*: that might be important information to tell me

[super-incorrect]

Castiel - Y/n has a delicious chapstick

Dean - Wait, did you two kiss?

Y/n - No, this dumbass decided to eat my chapstick

[lillies444lola]