#incorrect captain laserhawk quotes

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I got silly with the prompt generator

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Dolph : My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like

------------------------------------------------------------------.Ramón/Dolph : bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

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Dolph : Y/N, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Y/N: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Dolph : Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Bullfrog .

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Ramón : Y/N and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Bullfrog : *Sighing* What did Y/N do?

Ramón : They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Y/N: Who wants a steering wheel?

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[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

Rayman, coming home with take out: Sushi!

Bullfrog: You seem to really like sushi, mon aubergine. You get it whenever you have time off, it makes me feel as though you have nothing else you like, haha!

Rayman:

Rayman, staring unabashedly: I like frog legs as well.

[lunasilverpelt]

Fakeman n Ramon always saying this type a shit to each other I think

[discordychan]

Rayman/Ramon: I would fucking die for you

Bullfrog: We know each other for a day

[dreamworksoverdisney]

Ramon finally confronting Fake-man

Fake-man: oo~oh, someones mad. Real or not though, people lo~ve me! Does anybody love you, Ramon.

Ramon: No, (lifts gun) but I'm really good with guns now!

Ramon: (cocks gun) Dance bitch! (Opens fire)

[espinfeather]

Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix with Incorrect quotes!

(Ft: Y/n)

Enjoy!

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*at 3am*

Jade: *runs into Y/n’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Y/n: *wakes up* Dude!

Jade: *cackles*

Bullfrog: *sits up from where they were sleeping besides Y/n* What the fuck, Jade?

Jade: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

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Bullfrog: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Y/n: Killed without hesitation.

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Y/n: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Dolph: It’s not water.

Y/n: Vodka! I like your sty-

Dolph: It’s vinegar.

Y/n: …What?

Dolph: It's vinegar, PUSSY!

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Ramon: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? And atoms never touch each other….So in my defense, officer. I did not kill the bored members-

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Y/n: Do you support gay rights?

Dolph: I’m literally gay.

Bullfrog: He’s avoiding the question!

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Y/n: Can you cut me some slack, Rayman? I’m sort of in love.

Rayman: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Y/n: I’m in love with you.

Rayman: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Bullfrog: I feel like doing something stupid.

Y/n: I’m stupid, do me-

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Y/n: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?”

Dolph: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

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Ramon: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.

Dolph: Yeah?

Ramon: Bitch.

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Bullfrog: *running towards Ramon with open arms*

Ramon: *moves out of the way*

Bullfrog: Hey, why'd you move?!

Ramon: I thought you were going to attack me.

Bullfrog: I was going to hug you!

Ramon: Why would you hug me?

Bullfrog: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Rayman, on the phone: So no head?

Rayman: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*

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Rayman: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Y/n: Nope, there's 26.

Rayman: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Y/n: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Rayman: You'll get the D later ;).

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Rayman: Y/n, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Y/n, naked in Rayman's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Rayman, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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Ramon: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Bullfrog: It’s my turn to cuddle Y/n.

Ramon: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

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Y/n: Do you want to know your gay name?

Bullfrog: My... my gay name?

Y/n: Yeah, it's your first name-

Bullfrog: Haha. Very funny Y/n-

Y/n: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Bullfrog: Oh- oh my god.

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[Thats it! I hope you guys like it!]

[the-blathermouth]

Rayman: who are you?

Ramon: I'm you but with a body count...

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And Soup_King2022 is were or was my TikTok accounts and my current one is

About Me:

Hello I'm a 22 yr old autistic African American pansexual and asexual non binary person that's an Aquarius and I'm hyperfixated on the following:

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Digital Circus

The Chucky Series

Total Drama Island (all franchises, minus world tour Dramarama & Rodonculous race ) D&D

Cory×Kenshin

8bitryan

Jacksepticeye

Gravity falls

The Simpsons

Dead end Paranormal park

Little Nightmares 1 2 and 3

Lego Monkie Kid

Rise of the Teenage mutant ninja turtles

South Park

Captain Laserhawk the blood remix

Overwatch and ect.

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I got silly with the prompt generator AGAIN

TW Y/N IS HERE TOO AND THERE'S ALSO SHIPS LIKE LASERFROG AND RAYFROG (and also x reader AND JADE IS HERE TOO)(Y/N being a dumbass LIKE FR ITS STUPID) UMM SUGGESTIVE TOPICS???? YEAH YEAH SUGGESTIVE TOPICS

Ramon: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Y/N : I sleep with a knife.

Dolph: Both of you are pathetic.

Ramon: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Dolph: Bullfrog

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Dolph, with Bullfrog and Ramon behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Ramon: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Bullfrog: Y/N FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Y/N : *sees Ramon and Bullfrog together*

Y/N : They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Dolph: You mean... you ship them?

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Ramon: Where is Y/N ?

Bullfrog : I'll do you one better, who is Y/N ??

Dolph: Here's a better question, why is Y/N ?

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Ramon : Where's Dolph?

Y/N : Don't worry, I'll find them.

Y/N , shouting : Bullfrog sucks!

Dolph, distantly: Bullfrog is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Y/N : Found them.

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(again but rayfrog version because I'm multishipper)

Dolph: Where's Ramon?

Y/N : Don't worry, I'll find them.

Y/N , shouting: Bullfrog sucks!

Ramon, distantly: Bullfrog is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Y/N : Found them.

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Ramon: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?

Y/N : Milfs.

Dolph: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.

Ramon: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???

Jade : Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.

Jade : I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.

Dolph: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.

Ramon: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—

Ramon: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!

Jade : Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?

Y/N : What? No! It isn't!

Jade : THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!

Dolph: Jade ...

Jade : THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!

Dolph: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.

Jade : RAMON, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Ramon: The word milf has been ruined for me.

Y/N : THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

Dolph: Y'all are dumbasses.

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Y/N : It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!

Bullfrog : Merry crisis.

Jade : Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Ramon: Hoe hoe hoe.

Y/N : Guys, please.

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Jade , writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Jade : THERE. Now send it.

Ramon:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Jade : JUST DO IT!

later

Y/N : So what does it say?

Dolph, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Y/N :

Dolph:

Y/N : Gross-

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Ramon: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Jade : *looks over at Y/N and Dolph* Jade : Is it “sexual tension”?

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Bullfrog : Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Y/N: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Ramon : Ya know... it might be.

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Ramon , looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Y/N: Bullfrog 's in the kitchen.

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Bullfrog , gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Y/N: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Y/N: Here you go.

Bullfrog :

Y/N:

Ramon : Why am I here?

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Y/N: We need a diversion. I say Ramon gets naked.

Bullfrog : No.

Y/N: I could get naked.

The squad: NO!!!

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Bullfrog : What did Ramon do this time?

Y/N: More like WHO did Ramon do this time?

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Y/N: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!

Ramon , snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Bullfrog , deadpanning at Ramon : Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Bullfrog : How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

Ramon : Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?

Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Y/N: Thank you all for coming.

Bullfrog , wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.

Y/N: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck Y/N Task Force".

Ramon : Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.

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Y/N: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Ramon : The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Y/N: Stop.

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Bullfrog : Are you trying to seduce me?

Y/N: Why, are you seducible?

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Ramon : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Y/N: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Ramon , already taking off their clothes: God, Y/N, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Ramon : Two brooooos!

Y/N: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Ramon : Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Y/N:

Ramon :

Y/N: *tearing up*

Ramon : Babe, c'mon...

Y/N: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Ramon : Babe...

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Y/N: The stars are so beautiful...

Ramon : They're just giant balls of gas.

Y/N: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Ramon : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Y/N: Oh...

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Dolph : what the HELL are you doing?

Bullfrog : I'm doing my eyebrows

Dolph : that's a BIG ASS mirror

Bullfrog : I have BIG ASS eyebrows

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You guys won't get mad if I add y/n in the captain laserhawk incorrect quotes?

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

Bullfrog: I think we all want Rayman to love us, at the end of the day.

Rayman: Why, I'm nothing speci-

Dolph: Childhood fantasies.

Rayman: That's... so fucking upsetting

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

Bullfrog: Rayman is the most mentally ill man ever

Rayman, who was eavesdropping: Thingamajig! It feels so good to tell people that!! I'M A THINGAMAJIG!

Bullfrog: Thing-a-ma-jig. He is a thing-a-ma-jig. He's the most mentally ill Thingamajig. Il a perdu la tête.

[dreamworksoverdisney]

Bullfrog: Dolph, Speak to me mon Ami!

Dolph, actively bleeding out: you have... Beautiful eyes

Bullfrog: HE'S LOST HIS MIND!

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

Rayman: (minding his own business)

Bullfrog: YOU'RE STUNNING!!!

Rayman: T-thank you?

Bullfrog:

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

Something I'm excited for and I hope to excite you guys for in Ray & Frog is MEAN BULLFROG

His ass is UPSET, his ass is ENRAGED, his ass is PISSED.

Rayman: H-

Bullfrog: Shut up

Rayman: How are you?

Bullfrog: That's so offensive of you to ask me. How are YOU in your PENTHOUSE...? Fascist fuck.

Rayman has to win Bullfrog's favor over many months. Bullfrog warms up to people quickly, but connecting with someone isn't something he's willing to do right off the bat.

Especially not with Rayman.