#incorrect 13 reason why quote

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I cost Ruby ger life because... I... I was afraid to love her.

Blake: Weiss, you can't love her back to life...

Weiss: *tears in her eyes, with her hand on Ruby's casket* I can try.

[behindthesefangirleyes]

Justin: We’ll lose them

Clay: Dude, it’s a Prius

Justin: And I’m a fucking awesome driver

[wingsoverlagos]

Today, I’d like to share one of Mark Lewisohn’s most entertaining fucked-up citations. This citation, Tune In 13-23, contains a rare example of Lewisohn almost saying something correct/insightful about Paul McCartney before hopelessly fumbling, as well as a far-less-rare example of Lewisohn correcting Paul on a bit of trivia while simultaneously mangling the source material. Here’s the text of the endnote itself:

In pink, Lewisohn lets us know that Paul, reflecting in the ‘90s on the events of 1960, did not correctly remember the name of the host. This is fine—I don’t take issue with Lewisohn correcting things the Beatles misremembered—but it’s very funny to see him correcting a bit of minutiae in the citation for two quotes he altered or misrepresented.

In yellow, we have what seems, on the surface, to be an actual insight about Paul: “Paul sometimes says ‘we’ in interviews when he means ‘I.’” This isn’t a paradigm-bending revelation—I’m sure my mutuals are all very aware of this habit of Paul’s—but it’s an insight nonetheless.

Or it would be, if this wasn’t said in relation to a quote where Paul clearly means himself and another person. So close, Mark! From Tune In:

Teenage Paul, out of his depth at a college party, pretends to be a singing Frenchman, creating ‘Michelle’ in the process. The first quote, the one where Lewisohn asserts Paul is using “we” in the singular sense, is from the Anthology (2000, p.198):

Do y’all see the problem here? “It was very sophisticated for me and George, so we were trying to hang in there and pretend we knew what was going on.” Emphasis added by me, just in case Mr. Lewisohn is reading and needs a little help.

This is not Paul saying “we” but meaning “I.” This is Paul explicitly stating how he and George felt. And like?????? The “clarification” Lewisohn provides in the endnote is completely unnecessary to begin with. There’s no reason to say Paul means just-him in this quote, unless Lewisohn is worried John will get lumped in with Paul’s loser teenager behavior. In that case, instead of lying and saying Paul actually meant just-Paul here, why not mention that George was at the party and out of his depth as well? Why do this??????

Onto Many Years From Now (1997):

The quote itself isn’t too altered. Lewisohn fails to mark the omission after “It was” with an ellipsis, but that’s small potatoes for him. The Irritating thing here was brought to my attention be @mythserene: even though Paul mentions three specific influences on his wannabe French style (Sacha Distel, Juliette Greco, and Maurice Chevalier), Lewisohn invokes an entirely different Frenchman, Jacques Brel.

With Lewisohn’s phrasing, he’s not incorrect. If Paul said “Joey Fatone and Justin Timberlake were huge influences on my choice to get frosted tips in 2001,” it wouldn’t be wrong to describe his appearance as “Lance Bass-esque.” But if you’re writing a musician’s biography, and that musician has named specific influences on their music or presentation, why would you not invoke those influences when the opportunity arises? Isn’t it more work—and less informative—to dig up some fourth French guy to slot in here instead?

Lewisohn thinks it’s worth the readers time to know that Paul forgot who hosted a party he attended as a teenager, at the same time putting in effort to avoid mentioning Paul’s stated influences.

[5sospenguinqueen]

13 Reasons Why

Once Upon A Time

Peaky Blinders

Shadowhunters

Sons of Anarchy

Supernatural

Teen Wolf

The 100

The Witcher

The Vampire Diaries

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MISC

Malcolm in the Middle Incorrect Quotes (Coming Soon!)

Outer Banks Incorrect Quotes

Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes

True Blood Incorrect Quotes

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Main Masterlist

[nixotinix]

Soso!! me and my best friend @brovotics-art recently finished watching every Monster High movie from generation one to three. In total, we watched 16 movies across three nights. And, me being the amazing best friend i am, made them give each movie a rank out of 10 and tell me their thoughts. We also came up with "morals" for each movie that we thought were neat. I'll go in chronological order, so here are our rankings!

Movie 1: New Ghoul At School

My ranking: 4/10

Their ranking: 5/10

Moral of the story: Don't be a tryhard.

"I love Frankie but BITCH wtf were u doing here." - Brovotics

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Movie 2: Fright On!

My ranking: 6/10

Their ranking: 6/10

Moral of the story: frankie stein ends racism

"Finally, someone as bitchy as Cleo....." - Brovotics

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Movie 3: Why do Ghouls Fall in Love?

My ranking: 9/10

Their ranking: 6.5/10

Moral of the story: Basketball is the key to true happiness

"I dont stereotype but that is a GAY MAN." - Brovotics

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Movie 4: Escape from Skull Shores

My ranking: 6/10

Their ranking: 6.7/10

Moral of the story: be a simp

"I have a soft spot for purple himbos what can I say" - Brovotics

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Movie 5: Ghouls Rule

My ranking: 10/10

Their ranking: 10/10

Moral of the story: ACAB

"Jackson." - Brovotics

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Movie 6: Friday Night Frights

My ranking: 9/10

Their ranking: 8/10

Moral of the story: robecca steam ends sexism

"Robecca's hot." - Brovotics

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Movie 7: Scaris, City of Frights

My ranking: 7/10

Their ranking: 5/10

Moral of the story: Don't be a corporate sell-out and don't trust books

"French people." - Brovotics

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Movie 8: 13 Wishes

My ranking: 8/10

Their ranking: 7/10

Moral of the story: Don't be a cult leader

"Yea they had no business making gigi hot but ms fawn lady was SO CUTE" - Brovotics

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Movie 9: Frights, Camera, Action

My ranking: 6/10

Their ranking: 6/10

Moral of the story: vampires are white supremacists

"Plot twist was spotted from a mile away." - Brovotics

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Movie 10: Freaky Fusion

My ranking: 8/10

Their ranking: 6.9/10

Moral of the story: jackson should be in more movies

"Would've been a 9 had Jackson been in it." - Brovotics (we both really like jackson ok)

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Movie 11: Haunted

My ranking: 7.2/10

Their ranking: 7/10

Moral of the story: fuck around and find out

"Im a sucker for ghost pirates + the whole 'rebel bad boy falls in love' shit" - Brovotics

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Movie 12: Boo York, Boo York

My ranking: 10/10

Their ranking: 8/10

Moral of the story: rap music

"Yo Seth gets fucking SLEPT ON frfr" - Brovotics

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Movie 13: Great Scarrier Reef

My ranking: 2/10 (zzzzz)

Their ranking: 3/10

Moral of the story: that movie was fucking horrible just go watch boo york again

"worst,,,, cool designs but it was so BORING" - Brovotics

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Movie 14: Welcome to Monster High (G2)

My ranking: 4/10

Their ranking: 4.5/10

Moral of the story: Celebrities aren't human

"I,,, have mixed feelings. They made Dracula a DILF tho so thats cool." - Brovotics

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Movie 15: Electrified (G2)

My ranking: 4.5/10

Their ranking: 3.2/10

Moral of the story: normies are dumb

"Look G2 is simply..... incorrect in a lot of ways. and the main reason is the fucking sentient lint balls in this god forsaken movie" - Brovotics (they hate znap)

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Movie 16: Monster High: The Movie (G3)

My ranking: 6/10

Their ranking: 4.2/10

Moral of the story: something something jackson should've been the MC

and instead of putting a quote im just gonna share this screenshot

[the-mighty-mittens]

I did a bunch of Castoff incorrect quotes, you wanna see?

Of course you do

1

Marina: Pick a card, any card.

Rori: Fine.

Marina: Wait, that's my credit card!

Rori: You said any card.

2

Marina: *running towards Arianna with open arms*

Arianna: *moves out of the way*

Marina: Hey, why'd you move?!

Arianna: I thought you were going to attack me.

Marina: I was going to hug you!

Arianna: Why would you hug me?

Marina: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

3

*when a child starts crying in public*

Sage: *tries to make the child laugh*

Frankie: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*

Marina: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*

Rori: *cries with the child*

Arianna: *ignores the child*

Vector: *is the reason why the child is crying*

4

Vector: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Arianna:

Arianna: Vector, are you alright?

Vector: *sobs*

5

Vector: A sprite is anything not static.

Sage: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Rori: A sprite is a fucking soda.

Rori: You god damn geekass bastards.

6

Vector: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

7

Vector: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!

Rori: Hey- what are you doing-?

Vector, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

8

Rori: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

9

Rori: You’re kind of a pushover, aren’t you, Vector?

Vector: …I’m sorry.

Rori: See!? That’s exactly what I’m talking about!

10

Arianna: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Sage: Do it or you're straight.

Arianna: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

11

Arianna: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Arianna: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

12

Vector, texting Arianna: Arianna there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Vector: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Vector: Arianna

Vector: Arianna

Arianna: Arianna is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

13

Rori: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

14

Arianna: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Frankie: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Arianna:

Arianna: What?

Frankie: I need to feed my Neopets!

15

Arianna: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Marina: Those are wanted posters!

16

Marina: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Rori: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

17

Vector: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Arianna: Cannibalism.

Vector: *confused chewing noises*

18

Sage: Where is Vector?

Marina: I'll do you one better, who is Vector??

Rori: Here's a better question, why is Vector?

19

Arianna: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

20

Vector: Arianna.. I'm gonna cry!

Arianna: Please don't.

Vector, crying: Request denied.

21

Arianna: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.

22

Vector: What’s it like being tall?

Rori: Is it nice?

Vector: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Frankie: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

23

*in a group chat*

Marina: First one to reply is gat.

Marina: *gay

Marina: Wait...

24

Marina: What did you get on your shirt?

Rori: Rust.

Marina: From what?

Rori: Weapons.

Arianna: Time for more adult supervision.

Bonus Zebra herd quotes!

25

Zera: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

26

Zera: Hi, who's this? Terran changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Liam: What's mine?

Zera: Dwarf.

Liam: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Zera: Oh, hey Liam.

Liam: FUCK!

27

Liam: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!

Sonja: Six? I only got three!

Terran: You guys got sleep?

Zera, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

28

Terran: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

Liam: Ooh, yes please!

Zera, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

Terran: It's not a bug though...

Zera: ...

Liam: ...

Zera: Well I still don't want to see.

Liam, realizing: Please don't throw-

Terran: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

29

Zera: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

[wolfjessedragon]

Webs of What if Masterlist (so far)

Main Story

Part 1: Webs of Forgiveness- https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/721838536298545152/webs-of-what-if

Part 2: Webs of Friendship- https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/721919689805135873/webs-of-what-if-part-2-webs-of-friendship

Part 3: Webs of Protection- https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/722131013986336768/webs-of-what-if-part-3-webs-of-protection

Part 4: Webs of Guidance- Coming eventually

Part 5: Webs of Regrets- Coming eventually

Part 6 Webs of Remembrance- Coming eventually

Part 7: Webs of Promise- Coming eventually

Part 8: Webs of Siblinghood- Coming eventually

Part 9: Webs of Birth- Coming eventually

Part 10: Webs of Parenthood- Coming eventually

Part 11: Webs of Vows- Coming eventually

Part 12: Webs of Marriage- Coming eventually

Part 13: Webs of Darkness- Coming eventually

Part 14: Webs of Tyranny- Coming eventually

Part 15: Webs of Destiny- Coming eventually

Part 16: Webs of Loss- Coming eventually

Part 17: Webs of Savagery- Coming eventually

Part 18 Webs of Sacrifice- Coming eventually

Part 19: Webs of Restoration- Coming eventually

Part 20: Webs of Hope- Coming eventually

Lore Bits, Prompts, Etc.

“Is it possible to have a strong connection with someone and miss them even when you never even met?”- https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/726755782570426368/takes-place-not-long-after-part-2-miguel

The Scarlet Brothers- https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/724748221134553088/lore-bit-the-scarlet-brothers

A reason why Sunny and Peter BP are besties-

https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/723824755028918272/lore-bit-a-reason-why-sunny-and-peter-bp-are

Two mornings in Sunguel’s apartment

https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/725180976678010880/prompt-two-mornings-in-sunguels-apartment

Part Two’s spicy and sweet outtake.

https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/724092453241700352/prompt-part-twos-spicy-and-sweet-outtake

https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/723659125187313664/brought-you-an-incorrect-quote-idk-i-was

Overthinking and Memories https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/730774705692442624/overthinking-and-memories

Illustrations courtesy of @smokeywhalee

https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/725762704956063744/two-images-from-part-1-of-webs-of-what-if-webs-of

https://www.tumblr.com/wolfjessedragon/726464253725425664/thank-you-smokeywhalee-for-bringing-the-images-of

And a special thanks to all directly and indirectly involved with this!

@melsimps @smokeywhalee @liliacamethyst @apairofemeraldeyes @dammittjanet @scp-kiddos @crazedhopelessromantic @shadowpuppetteer

[thelastnamikaze]

So, okay, tomorrow is my birthday and I will go back to my home country to see my family, but first, I would like to thank my 3 first followers; they made me the happiest person ever and made me want to stay on Tumblr, they are really special to me, may God bless them and grant them all they want.

I also owe an honorific mention to @sentimental-idiot25 , for all the support and fanfics💜, to @skykashi , for all that amazing posts💚 and to @wifeofkakashihatake , for making me fall in love with incorrect team 7 quotes. 🤍

3. @themoocowsaysahhhhhh , dude, your incorrect quotes are on another level and you always like my post, it doesn't matter how stupid they are, it makes me really happy to see your like every day. You are the reason of my happiness. Thank you so much for being my 3rd follower.🧡

2. @bysasusaku I love your blog so much!! It's so cute! Thanks for being my 2nd follower, I really appreciate someone really special like you being my follower and supporting me, thank you! You're always working so hard to help everyone you can in anyway, I'm really happy of having someone like you in my life!!🩷

1. @y0rushikas you changed my opinion about Tumblr, now this is my home, you are the reason why I never gave up and continued, thank you so much for being there for me when I need it the most, you are the reason of my smile, I really appreciate you, thank you so much, I will need forget you as my first follower and the reason why I smile everyday. ❤️

Guys, even if I don't know you on real life, without you I wouldn't be where I am now, each one of you is special to me, thank you so much for being there for me, you teached me that the world doesn't only have bad people, but some people who will always be there for you and you will never forget them, have in mind that little Rin, who is tomorrow turning 13, will love you, always and forever. Thank you.

"true friends are a blessing"

[evafhernee]

I present; 99 Castoff Incorrect Quotes. Don’t ask why

(Part 1 (This one)) (Part 2) (Part 3)

(1)

Rori: I didn't know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to "fry air".

Frankie: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD??

Rori: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST ASSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER!

Vector: IT'S NOT LIKE AN AIR CONDITIONER????

Sage: You guys clearly don't own an air fryer.

(2)

Vector: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.

Vector: Me too!

(3)

Arianna: Damn, the power went out.

Frankie: Don't worry, I got this.

Frankie: stomps foot

Arianna: What-?

Frankie: Sketchers light up

(4)

Arianna: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Vector: That's a trash can.

(5)

Vector: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Frankie: We could attack them with hummus.

Vector: I stand corrected.

Frankie: Just keeping things in perspective.

(6)

Arianna: The path to inner peace begins with four words... not my fucking problem.

(7)

Marina: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Marina: crosses their arms

The Squad: That we do not engage in.

(8)

Marina: Arianna, don't go picking a fight with Sage. Don't forget, they're powerful, they could make life difficult for you.

Arianna: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

(9)

Arianna: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Rori: I boiled gatorade.

(10)

Marina: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Arianna: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Marina: You don't have to wear...

Arianna: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

(11)

Marina: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Rori: Burn the house down.

Marina: And what did you do?

Rori: I made dinner.

Marina:

Rori:

Marina:

Rori: And burnt the house down.

(12)

Vector: Here you go, Arianna, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Arianna: It's cold.

Vector: A nice cup of coffee.

Arianna: It's horrible!

Vector: Cup of coffee.

Arianna: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Vector: C U P.

(13)

Frankie: Operation no more distractions is a go!

not even 10 seconds later

Frankie: Oh, look! A butterfly!

(14)

Marina: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."

Arianna: When you're as right as I am, you don't have to say it.

(15)

Arianna: Answers phone. Hello?

Rori: It's Rori.

Arianna: What did they do this time?

Rori: No, it's me, Arianna. It's actually me.

Arianna: What did you do this time?

(16)

Arianna: What's this?

Marina, hugging Arianna: Affection!

Arianna: Disgusting.

Arianna: ...Do it again.

(17)

Sage: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin

Arianna: What the fuck? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface.

(18)

Vector: Frankie, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.

Frankie: sigh Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.

(19)

Arianna: Act natural.

Vector: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.

Arianna: NO, that's not what I meant! Act like it's a normal day!

Vector: My 'normal' days of late, consist of a lot of panic.

Arianna: Will you just cooperate?

Vector: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!

(20)

Rori: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

(21)

Arianna: I don't want to talk about it.

Rori: Good, I don't wanna hear about it.

(22)

Arianna: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

(23)

Arianna: How long do you think it'll take?

Frankie: I don't know, three or four.

Arianna: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Frankie: Yeah, maybe five.

Arianna: Five what?!

(24)

Sage: Hopefully Arianna has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Arianna: Oh, shut up and die Sage.

(25)

Rori: Hey Marina, can I get some icecream

Marina: Only a spoonful!

Rori: Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.

(26)

Marina: You look mentally ill.

Arianna: I am. Let's go.

(27)

Rori: watching their house burn down

Rori:

Rori: starts filming Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non- microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

(28)

Arianna: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

(29)

Arianna: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Frankie: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Arianna: Okay yeah thanks Frankie, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

(30)

Vector: Come to think of it... You've always been nice to me.

Vector: I mean, you listen to all my problems-

Arianna: No, Vector I just simply stand here while you talk, there's a big difference.

(31)

Rori: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

(32)

Rori: Are you ever going to listen to me

Arianna: Yes. Absolutely.

Rori: When?

Arianna: When you're right.

(33)

Frankie: You know what I learned from my friendship with Arianna?

Vector: There's no such thing as too mean?

Marina: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Rori: Always hold a grudge?

[ducktr0ducin]

Hi I’m deranged and rushed the prompt list aesthetic whoops-

Ok so very long story short I thought making a prompt week thing would be fun! … and then I extended it to a month cause that gives people more time to actually make stuff-

I know the prompts don’t make much sense, so I’ll explain them below the cut. Anyways hope the people who participate have fun! And remember not to stress!

Hello hi I’ll cut straight to the chase here’s the things-

So

April 1 - 5 “Become the April Fool” is a shitpost day to semi-celebrate April fools! Whether it’s a meme redraw, template, incorrect quote or whatever, have fun having a laugh!

April 6 - 9 “The Blorbo Bingus” is a nice little stretch of time to draw some of your favorite blorbos! They’re from your shows!

April 10 - 13 “Ducks but not Ducks?” is for you to draw an AU! Whether it’s your own, a friends, or just one that rattles in your brain, go ahead and show it some love! (Remember to credit if it’s someone else’s AU)

April 14 - 17 “Non-Dominate Canon” is a day to stretch your skills to draw for a canon you don’t interact with much! For instance I (as a DT87 fan) am gonna draw DT17 for once! Really have fun and play around with stuff you usually wouldn’t otherwise!

April 18 - 21 “Family? I hardly know Mily-“ is a chance to really explore some of the extended family of these characters! The family trees get really wild at times so it’s fun to explore all the characters that aren’t front and center on it!

April 22 - 25 “Rewriting History” is a redraw day! Let’s be real we all have that one screenshot or panel that we love dearly, so why not get a chance to show it off by redrawing it! You can also redraw an old art piece if wanted! As long as it’s redrawing something-

And April 26 - 30 “Mutual Appreciation” is a gift day! We all love giving/getting gifts, and we all also love our mutuals! So why not kill two birds with one stone? Send some love to the sillay little people in your phone with a drawing :]

Thank you for reading! Remember this is all for fun, and if you need to skip a day for any reason it’s completely ok and valid :D

[sithbian]

choose violence game: 7, 10, 13, 16, 21

[ask game]

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

obiwan. i do not like obiwan. the only people i trust to talk about him and make me enjoy him are my friends.

10. worst part of fanon

ignoring all of the awful parts (Certain ships, the ways clones are characterized in a very fetishistic + racist way, the whitewashing, etc)

i honestly really dont like those incorrect quotes blogs. i wouldnt mind them if they actually got the characters correct and just attributed wrong quotes to them, but they entirely bastardize characters and arent even funny.

13. worst blorboficiation

ignoring the extremely obvious choices (obiwan and kyle ron. and this is also me not going into din blorbofication bc itd turn into talking abt fetishization). i hate the way most people portray anakin. like, hes my blorbo too. but i see people literally blame padmé for her death ("he Clearly thought she was cheating on him" as if that's a reason for it), and they just blatantly want him to be some daddy dom sex machine when hes a fucking loser.

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

im going to give a list instead of one specific thing. the headcanon that anakin + padme would be good parents, codywan (purely bc i was so overexposed to it that i dont like it and i only like when my friends talk about them bc once again fetishization), those fics where the jedi and clones are besties who dont have nuanced issues with each other. theres probably other things.

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

[voice of the guy from the "i dont care that you broke your elbow" vine] i dont care about the fight between obiwan and anakin at the end of ROTS. (i like it but once again. i just dont think theres much people can expand upon with it anymore.)

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I posted 42 times in 2022

39 posts created (93%)

3 posts reblogged (7%)

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I tagged 41 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#cp9 - 39 posts

#one piece - 39 posts

#one piece incorrect quotes - 38 posts

#incorrect quotes - 38 posts

#incorrect cp9 quotes - 37 posts

#incorrect one piece quotes - 37 posts

#cipher pol - 36 posts

#kaku - 17 posts

#rob lucci - 14 posts

#jabra - 13 posts

Longest Tag: 56 characters

#he was like yeah this is totally reasonable for my cover

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

*after CP9 left*

Paulie: *bursting into iceburg office* PLEASE hire more hot men

Iceburg: ರ_ರ

Credits to @as-i-watch for this quote

134 notes - Posted March 20, 2022

#4

Franky: So when a crow remembers who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool" but when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go"

Kaku: You need to shut up-

135 notes - Posted January 28, 2022

#3

Iceburg: There are three ways to resolve conflict

Kaku: Knife

Luffy: Fist

Lucci: Blackmail

Iceburg: Why do I even bother?

203 notes - Posted January 27, 2022

#2

Robin: I really like this whole "good cop, bad cop" thing you guys have going on

Lucci: It's not an act, I'm just mean and Kaku isn't

264 notes - Posted March 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Lucci: It's too late to turn back now! There is no escape for any of you!

Luffy: We don't know the meaning of the word!

Lucci: ...

Lucci: Which word?

Luffy: Take your pick

310 notes - Posted January 28, 2022

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[charmedojamajo]

WAOF LIVE REACTIONS:

Chapter 1.

🩷🧡💙💜💛

So history lesson: when this was first published, it was on @pippelulu's account. Which means the published date (27/12/13) is actually incorrect! For some reason we then reposted it to my account??? Then we grew enough brain cells to make a joint account and eventually reposted it there. I... don't remember the login details to that account 😀👍

Yabu is our beloved son.

And PippElulu adding in-text author's notes in the FIRST scene. Absolutely iconic of her. Also love how this first scene just immediately went to Onpu's engagement without any context of how the FLAT4 are back, where the hell Yabu fits in, and why they are living in a sharehouse.

Ok in FAIRNESS right after it refers to the girls' house as the "manor" which is hilarious because that was entirely because I was also obsessed with Charmed at the time. Like to the point where I would constantly send PippElulu Charmed quotes where I had just replaced the characters with the Ojamajos. And I am not lying in the slightest when I say I always imagined the Ojamajos as living IN the Halliwell Manor from the show whenever we wrote WAOF.

"Don't tell me! Doremi-chan fell in the toilet again?"

Ok I laughed at this.

Oh, God it is so obvious I had started writing this next scene with the FLATY5... why can I vividly remember writing this:

"You + Onpu-chan = something I can't imagine . . . well, if you were married anyway" Fujio said, Leon tried not to laugh.

And I also remember that I have been cringing over this line for years...

lmao our ordering of events makes absolutely no sense. So... Tooru proposes to Onpu, Onpu goes home, calls him, and then asks if he's sure he wants to marry her? Hilarious.

Momo-chan! Don't you dare walk away from me!

I'm not walking! I'm running!

I am like... 95% sure these lines were inspired by a season 8 episode of Charmed... the stolen quotes start early.

Completely pointless dialogue exposition my beloved.

Why did Tooru choose who Onpu's maid of honour will be???? And why did we make this a whole ass argument between Aiko and Momoko? If anyone would care that much about it, it would obviously be Doremi...

We thought this was the FUNNIEST shit ever when we wrote it. And on my last Charmed rewatch I realised there was a really similar scene so did I just steal this from there too?🧍‍♀️

The end of chapter notes that there won't be any lemons <3 yeah we were literal children, I hope not.

ch2 >

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2023 Tumblr Top 10

Ok, so as tumblr hasn’t given us the official “year in review” thing, I used this top 10 thingy I came across. And I think I got to stop making incorrect quotes, cause it’s kinda boring how they always snatch the top places. XD Well, I’m kinda glad that one Exo post and the female big five thing squeezed themselves in there too.

This only shows a couple of first lines of each post, or if the post happens to have pics, the first pic, but it’s better than nothing, I guess!

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Original posts found: 213

1. 253 notes - Jan 25 2023

I was bored and played around with the incorrect quote generator. The names I put in: Nagisa, Karma, Gakushuu. Some of these fit...

2. 177 notes - May 15 2023

Nagisa: Why are you pouting? Karma: I’m not pouting, I’m brooding. That’s how sexy men pout.

3. 121 notes - Apr 26 2023

4. 111 notes - May 15 2023

Karma: I have no parental figures telling me not to wrestle bears. Karasuma: It's me. I am that figure. I am telling you now: do not to wrestle bears.

5. 109 notes - May 15 2023

Priest: Do you, Akabane Karma, take Asano Gakushuu to be your lawfully wedded husband? Karma: I Scooby-Dooby-do! Gakushuu: I want a divorce.

6. 78 notes - Apr 6 2023 (The musical AU thing - Karma’s and Gakushuu’s guitar battle)

7. 65 notes - May 15 2023

Gakushuu: On my side I have facts, science, and reason. All my father has is fear-mongering and lies. Gakushuu: … Gakushuu: Damn...

8. 55 notes - Jul 22 2023

I was out of inspiration for anything Karmagisa related, so I turned to the incorrect quotes generator. >_> And... well. Had fun...

9. 51 notes - Feb 10 2023

10. 50 notes - Sep 13 2023 (this be the female big five post)

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WWE Incorrect Quotes based on WM Matches (12/13)

Edge: Finn... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Finn: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Person A: Edge: I wrote sanitize, Finn.

Finn: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case. Edge: Finn, that's a coma. Finn: Sounds festive.

Finn: Bad things keep happening to me like I have bad luck or something. Edge: Finn, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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ONE DAY LEFT UNTIL CHAIN OF THORNS!! we’ve made it this far and i have not been spoiled (thank God), so now I’m doing day before predictions 😭

DEATHS:

1. Tatiana. I will find it hilarious if Belial ends up killing her after she’s “served her purpose”, especially if it’s like a betrayal type situation? Like Belial has to choose her or James or something. Do I think this will happen? No, but it would be so funny…I could also see Jesse or Grace killing her.

2. Matthew. Okay, so I know that we’re all preparing ourselves for his death in the intermission…but I hope CC doesn’t kill him. At this point, even though his story and all that kinda points to a tragic end, it’s been expected for so long that the real plot twist would be him living. I just hope that if he dies, he’s able to go knowing that those around him love and accept him (aka he reveals his secret and isn’t treated badly for it). But he would die struggling w alcohol, and that’s so sad to me because he’s just a kid. Also what will Oscar do 💔

3. Alastair. So like…that one unidentified snippet about dying in arms? His dagger or whatever being buried? Plus that quote from Cordelia about avenging someone’s death?? I have a horrible feeling that alastair will be killed 😭 and I will literally scream because he’s one of my favorites. I’m manifesting a happy ending for him ✨✨

4. Grace or Charles. The only reason I’m putting them here, and this could work for alastair too, is redemption. Dying for your past mistakes is the saddest thing ever, and I could see Grace specifically doing something like that to make up for James and the bracelet.

5. Inquisitor Bridgestock. Idk, just putting him here for fun. We know he isn’t the best person so ??

6. James. Listen! I don’t think he’ll die, but I do think he’ll be put in a situation where he’ll be injured badly or die and be brought back, like Jace…. I live for the angst so what if Cordelia is forced to hurt him by Lilith or something? You would literally never hear from me again.

7. Sona. She better not because Elias just died, and Cordelia/alastair are not prepared or ready for raising a baby. Also, I’m not a huge baby fan so I don’t want to read about the TLH kids raising a child. Plus they won’t have time with all the Belial stuff??

General predictions:

1. Charles/Thomas/Alastair will become more complicated because Thomas will assume the other two got back together, and I’m predicting they might? Also, all three come out 🤍

2. Anna/Ariadne endgame. They’ve been through too much so Ariadne will change her name and they’ll live together happily ever after.

3. Grace/Christopher romance? They are married on the incorrect family tree which is why I put it here. Also in my rereads of CHOI I thought there was a part where Grace mentioned that she liked Christopher and was reluctant to manipulate him but that could be my own memory.

4. Matthew and Cordelia will kiss and/or start something in Paris. Cordelia won’t be in love with him, but she knows he loves her so she’ll use that to get over James.

5. Ghostwriter endgame. Everything will work out for them OR ELSE.

6. Lucie gets her marks stripped. Or Matthew will. Or maybe one will become a vampire?? Idk.

7. Lucie and Cordelia won’t be parabatai.

8. Matthew will tell his secret to his friends and family.

9. Alastair and Thomas are revealed. Hopefully they are endgame because they DESERVE HAPPINESS. OKAY CASSIE??? HAPPINESS.

10. Matthew forgives Alastair and they communicate like adults.

11. Belial is stabbed a third time and gets destroyed?? Or Jem ensures he’s gone for good?

12. The meaning of Cordelia’s globe necklace is revealed.

13. HERONDAISY ENDGAME. If they don’t put the second marriage runes and finally admit their feelings I will actually burn the book. They are made for each other.

14. Will and Tessa find out the truth of James and Cordelia’s marriage agreement.

15. Belial and Tatiana’s plans are revealed.

16. Cordelia manages to get out of her paladin oath? She might be forced to hurt someone else or herself.

17. Christopher invents Fire messages and maybe a few other things, destroying stuff along the way.

18. A TID adult dies.

19. The new shadowhunter will die or place some type of antagonistic role.

20. DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA.

21. Matthew and Kellington background.

22. More of Malcolm Fade and how his and Lucie’s actions bring about TDA.

23. Tessa and Belial meet.

24. True family tree is revealed.

25. More Eugenia/gang interactions (this is just a personal want)

26. More page time for Alastair and the side characters besides James and Cordelia.

27. I just want someone to get hurt and the LI will be so upset. I want the angst more than oxygen.