#incessently

[apoetsworld]

i dont get why people make spam accounts on tumblr...its tumblr....spam is encouraged

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[aurosoul]

OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

[whatafuckinnerd]

I find it unfathomable and astounding that Tumblr isn't more obsessed with Sam Reich. You're telling me there exists out there a man who was born into the aristocracy of our country—with every privilege of modern society at his fingertips—who didn't complete high school (due to his mental health) and instead chose to devote his life to making strangers laugh and raising awareness on mental health. A full-bearded short king who is so committed to being the change he wants to see in the world that he decided to take the company he worked for into his own hands so that he could make sure all the people who worked under him could keep their livelihoods.

How many other CEOs are out here being as honest and transparent with their target audience/market as Sam Reich is? How many of them acknowledge when they fumble and continuously strive to be better than they were? How many of them actually seem like they respect their talent, both in the cast and crew? Sam Reich is the standard we should be holding other CEOs to.

But forget about all that (I could talk for a long time about the respect I have for Sam Reich)—ignore just how respectable he is as a businessman and a person. Ignore all the wholesome reasons for obsessing over Sam Dalton Reich.

The man is a stone-cold fox.

He's a little chaos gremlin and an absolute evil mastermind all rolled into one classy suit and well-groomed beard. Whenever Sam is on the set, you can guarantee he is going to make you crack a smile. And for someone with such natural authority, he's never afraid to be the butt of a joke and show himself being embarrassed. Go ahead, watch any clip of him trying to improvise in No Laugh Newsroom and just try to resist that blush.

You're sleeping on a goldmine of a man, here, damnit! And I will NOT let this go ignored any longer!

[olympain]

“I’ve got to send Jodie this,” he says, gleefully. “I’m texting her and sending her pictures, because obviously she isn’t here, but she’s my mate, and we’ve got her on a screen to line me up…” — Extract from DWM Issue 584

[misandriste]

LANA DEL REY Coachella 2024

[needycatboy]

nooo please don't give me a wicked little look before wrestling me onto the bed 😖

it would be so unfair if you pinned me down and bit me until i stopped squirming underneath you. more so if you started whispering all the ways you're going to ruin me, laughing while you watch my thoughts leave my head and leak down my thighs.

[amosprinz]

just a quick mess i made to honour another power couple 🙏

[mothcpu]

silly

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Fox Mulder's Standup Comedy Demo Reel (part 1/?)

[decamarks]

(Interior project for my 3D class.)

[scuderiakarts]

personally I don't think we as a society talk enough about charles calling pierre mon petit

[aurosoul]

absolutely haunting google maps point of interest. what do they know? do I want to know? do you?

[sergeanthatredbignaturals]

Guys Silco’s pupil literally changes shape over the course of the series

In act one it’s enlarged, nearly eclipsing that eyes smaller iris (see references here)

In act 2, it’s been eaten inwards at the sides, revealing more of his iris

It’s now all squiggly

Don’t ask how long i was looking at him to realise this, you don’t need to know

[stupidvillainousposts]

Vampire Fidds: Stanley, don't forget ta eat somethin' and get some rest. Don't push yerself too hard, doll.

Werewolf Stan: *Waving Fidds Off* Yeah, yeah. I'll do that, Honey Bunches. Go do that thing.

Vampire Fidds: *Sighs and Walks Away*

-One Full Night Later-

Vampire Fidds: *Enters the Lab and Sees Stan Still Working* Stanley, did you do a single thing I told ya to?

Werewolf Stan, barely coherent: Uh-huh, I got stuff done.

Vampire Fidds: ...I'm havin' an affair with Lazy Susan. We're gonna run off and have six kids.

Werewolf Stan: That's nice, dear.

Vampire Fidds: *Under His Breath* I'm gonna strangle this mutt.

[lesbianslugreaction]

Valjean is like "meet my little dog🥰" and the little dog is just a middle-aged suicidal man who's built like a brick wall