#inbox trick or treat 2023

[that-gay-jedi]

trick or treat!!!!!!

[As you approach an inbox dripping with blood and mysterious green ooze, a skeletal hand from below attempts to grab your ankle and trip you. Backlit by flickering candles, a figure dressed as a gorgon sits in the doorway and scolds the skeleton, whose name is apparently Gary, for being rude to guests. Vir smile is genuinely friendly, but bares reptilian fangs you can't be entirely sure are part of the costume.]

Hey, you wanna see some very memeable Canadian packaging?

Don't let appearances fool you, the chocolate's just as good as any other brand. We had more trick-or-treaters than expected this year so this one's from my personal stash.

And! A sneak peek of a WIP! [T4T relationship, content warning for mpreg]

*

“Anakin, I…” Obi-Wan’s hands, which had been folded next to his empty teacup, clasped tightly together, and then the words came out in one lightning-brief moment of determination. “I’m pregnant.” 

“What?” Anakin, who had been pacing, stopped so abruptly he nearly tripped over himself in a whirl of dark robes, and stared at Obi-Wan open mouthed for a long moment. Then his eyes narrowed. “Pregnant by who?”

"I think you mean 'by whom?'" 

He watched Obi-Wan take a deep, measured breath and let it out slowly. Against the backdrop of Obi-Wan’s quarters on the Negotiator the gentle rise and fall of his shoulders seemed to take a lifetime. 

“By you, dear one. I have been with no one else recently.” 

“You can’t be serious,” said Anakin. “Obi-Wan, you know I don’t have-” 

“Believe me, Anakin, I’m as baffled as you are. Ask Kix yourself. He's run every imaginable test and then some.” 

Both clone medics knew the biological impossibility of such a thing. Obi-Wan was trans, but so was Anakin, who had not opted to have anything added to his plumbing. This had to be some kind of joke. "That's not possible. Just admit there's someone else! Obi-Wan, you've seen my-"

"It would seem performing certain acts with someone of your high midichlorian count has had some… effects. I have, after all, ingested rather a lot of your cells since your Knighting." 

That was one way to put it, thought Anakin wryly as his brain struggled to catch up with what he was hearing. He scrutinized Obi-Wan and could find no hint of a lie nor of a prank in his beloved ex-master.

*

[bugboi-connor]

Trick or treat!

Welcome, welcome! Let's see...

Hershey's! I love those! Have a great Halloween.

[ssstarlighttt]

Trick or treat 👻

happy halloween! sara’s treat to you is discoball! what a lovely treat! no tricks here!

[paranormeow7]

TRICK OR TREAT DUDE :D ur costume looks awesome, I hope u have a good Halloween :]

thank you!!! just for that you get kitty picture

[lemonynuggets]

OMGOMG TRICK OR TREAT11!!!!11!1111!!!1111

TREAT!!! I don't have time for drawing rn but here's some cute Crows for u <3

And this one too

[doki-doki-lesbians-club]

trick or treat >:] ?

Hi Cato!! (waves enthusiastically)

For you? A treat!

A choco coronet for you! But- oh, um... you know, there's probably a better way to eat that? ...nevermind

[blagueofchaos]

trick or treaaatt<3

You get this mysterious and slightly unsettling Facebook marketplace listing I screenshotted the other day labeled cryptically as "pets", which shows only a variety of seemingly empty boxes!

Are they invisible pets? Are they small insects? Did the pets they intended to sell in them escape, leaving them to sell only empty boxes? Are they boxes that one leaves out to attract a pet? Are they portals to a secret realm of pets? The world may never know because I am not spending $5 on that! But I guess metaphorically I am stealing one and handing it to you, so you get to find out!

[itsnotjustgibberish]

Trick or treat :3

BigB shaped candy

[mono--chromatik]

literally couldn't find the post but i think this would be pretty funny

[transgirl-weeb-thoughts]

Trick or treat

Hmm, trick!

[that-gay-jedi]

Trick or treat!!

[Stumbles to the front door looking bedraggled and haunted by Visions(tm), wearing a gorgon costume which except for the elaborate wig of rubber snakes and smudged green face paint is mostly hidden by my bathrobe]

Happy Halloween pal! Full-sized chocolate bar for you & a snippet of upcoming fic!

*

There was a tall Sith in armor who held the tattooed florist suspended in the air, Force choking him. 

"You DARE beg?" said the Sith to their victim. "How insolent when I. Am. Already. At. My. Most. Merciful." 

Obi-Wan was barely in earshot when his Force presence alerted his enemy to his proximity, but the voice was raised enough to hear from across the town square. 

In a fluid, efficient movement, the figure turned to face him, switching the Force choke over to their left hand, and had their right hand drawing their lightsaber. Sith and Jedi faced each other at opposite ends of a market day which had ground to a halt, shoppers and vendors frozen in various states of cowering and gawking. 

"You," the Sith lord called out, "are out of your depth, Jedi." 

The Sith was obviously tall and strong beneath his armor, but had gone with the most intimidating look possible anyway. It was a glossy black alloy of some kind, the pauldrons extending to form sharp points, vambraces edged with spikes. The Imperial crest was present, but not painted- embossed in black-on-black.

"Oh, you'd be surprised how deep I can go," said Obi-Wan. "Now release him." 

*

Our unnamed Sith lord is, of course, Obi-Wan's first look at a raised-as-Sith Anakin.

Enjoy!

[bugboi-connor]

Hey there! It’s my first year trick or treating. (Never done it in real life and first year on tumblr)

Trick or treat! :) I’m an elf!🧝🏼‍♀️

(I've never done trick or treating on tumblr, so this is a new experience for both of us!)

Hi!! Let's see what you get...

Skittles! Have a great Halloween!

[ssstarlighttt]

Trick or treat if you’re still doing it? Sorry if you aren’t!

happy halloween! ann and luke have decided to treat you to upcoming vip passes for their next drag performance!

[transgirl-gaming-thoughts]

trick or treat !! :3

(sorry if i asked already i genuinely don't remember if i have or not)

Hi hi!

A CD tray? In your forehead? Who would play such a trick on you??? D:

[paranormeow7]

trick or treat!!🎃

hi!!! you get

A picture of my dad with my dog rocky!!

[lemonynuggets]

Trick or treat ‼️😁😁🍬🍫

TREAT!!!! Here's a halloween Crowley for u <3

he likes scaring ppl and liquor candies methinks