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[om-gay]

Adventures in Self Hosted Email

Photo de Yannik Mika sur Unsplash It has been a while since I’ve updated the situation on moving oh.mg to a self hosted email method, and let me tell you there is absolutely no fucking… … thing to report. It has been going well actually, pretty normal for once. There is a bit of a delay sometimes and I discovered this is down to Leafnode taking resources when the internal machines connect to…

[hazbinshusk]

ur crazy if u don’t think im gonna ask u for 41 with blitz for that kiss thingy

prompt #41: a kiss out of spite (because of course you asked for this lol) set during spring broken. episode-typical misogyny inbound.

“Hey, have you got any idea who the new neighbors are in the office across the hall, because –” you break off as you look up and take in Blitzø’s expression. It’s enough to make you straighten from where you were digging in the cabinet for new coffee filters, eyebrows shooting up in surprise. Blitzø’s whole body was tense, his lips set into a hard, furious line and a furrow carved between his brows. His tail whipped behind him irritably, and he slammed the door behind him. It bounced back open, and he cursed, slamming it again. “What’s wrong?”

“The fuck are the others?”

“In the… conference room,” you reply automatically. Loona and Moxxie were in there anyway, the hellhound muttering something about Millie looking for a parking space as she passed. The little imp had been slung over her shoulder and looked… well, it had only added to your confusion. “What’s going on?”

“Call me a fuckin’ bitch, that rancid whore doesn’t know who she’s fuckin’ with—” he ranted, pacing across the carpet. “Gonna make her wish she never stepped one of her ugly ass stripper heels in Pride. Bring up my sister like she knows—”

“Blitzø!” you interrupt him, surprised by the fury radiating off of him. “What the fuck are you talking about?”

“And where the fuck were you?!” he snarls, tail snapping behind him as he turns on you. “Coulda actually used your fuckin’ help with this bullshit bitch and you’re up here with your thumb up your fuckin’ ass.”

You raise a brow, anger of your own overtaking your confusion. “Excuse me?”

“You fuckin’ heard me!” he retorts, closing in on you. “My whore-bag ex shows up and the office hottie isn’t there to make me look good! What the fuck is the point of—”

You grab him by the throat, cutting him off mid-sentence. He glowers, tail thrashing, but he stills. “I’m sure that was supposed to feel like a compliment buried somewhere down there in the bullshit you just spewed at me, but you’re going to wanna to tread real careful for the next part of this conversation.”

His fists curl up by his sides, but he doesn’t argue. You relax your hand.

“Now, how the fuck did you expect me to help with your ex? Who I’m guessing is the one playing the shitty music across the hall.”

Blitzø shoves your hand away from his throat and grabs your face in both hands, pulling you into him. His mouth meets yours roughly, and he doesn’t give you a chance to get over your surprise before he’s pushing his tongue into your mouth, his teeth grazing your lip hard enough that you taste the metallic tang of blood. He presses his body flush against yours, his thigh pressing between yours, claws curling in your hair.

You find yourself melting into it despite yourself, fingers clutching at the lapels of his jacket. You let him assault your mouth for a few more moments before you shove him away, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand. Blood streaks over your skin.

“The fuck did you do that for?” you’d sound more outraged if he hadn’t left you breathless.

“That’s how you fuckin’ help.” he tells you, his own chest heaving. He swallows heavily before he tears his eyes away from you, clapping his hands together. “Now get your ass into the conference room. We’ve got a fuckin’ challenge to win.”

“Prick,” you mutter under your breath as you follow him obediently, thrown off balance by his sudden shift in mood. His words finally register with you, and you speak up. “What challenge? The fuck are you talking about?”

send me a prompt and either husk or blitzø

[doublesunsets]

fill me with your echo

Echo x Reader PWP/Smut 🔞 Word count: 3.1k

TBBAW 2023 @tbb-appreciation-week

DAY 2: Echo NSFW Prompt "Aroused by their voice"

Author's note: Is this late? Yes. But it was still inspired by that prompt, so credit is due. Please, accept my humble story. I wanted to try something, and it got... complicated (for me). I had never written dirty talk before, but I think I managed to get it where I wanted. -sunset

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dividers by @saradika

Warnings: Masturbation / Guided Masturbation / Dirty talk / Voice Kink, /Praise Kink (slightly) / Comm Sex / No specific pronouns are used, but reader has a vagina / Basically, PWP, I am not interested in the logistics of comm sex, this is very indulgent. Echo is not a blushing virgin, and I'm here to prove it.

“412 traffic, F-17, inbound for landing.”

The voice crackled through the communication system in your small office, and you jumped from your seat before Wina could get to it.

“Here 412 traffic, landing pad is clear,” you breathed out in your smoothest voice possible, while Wina tried to take away the mic from you. You were not scared about using a little bit of violence when necessary, so you smashed your hand on her face to keep her away. You were scared of stabbing your fingers with her Zabrak horns, though, and probably stop it and give me the mic filtered through the waves.

“Wonderful,” the voice on the radio answered, and you were able to discern the smile that would be probably accompanying the word. You melted a little, as usual.

With a little trepidation, you tried to calm your heart and prepared yourself to make the conversation as long as possible. You even pretended to be confident enough to use the name you have learned from your interactions.

“How is everything, Echo? Any problems? Do you need me to send some droids there to fix the ship?”

“No, no, we had no trouble out there, don’t worry. You are always so thoughtful, thank you, Fourtwelve.”

“My pleasure, Echo.” Seeing that you were not budging, Wina finally gave up and moved away. She shouldn’t even be in your office, in the first place, she was just nosey. You turned your whole body towards the comm, triumphantly. “You sure you don’t want— I mean, any of you need something else? I could come down there and take you some rations.”

You grimaced inwardly at the hint of desperation in your voice. When the signal came back, a hint of a chuckle could be heard in the background, and you felt your cheeks grow hot.

“Shh, I said!— Uh, I don't, no, no, really. You are an angel, but there’s no need for that.” Someone shouted coward in the background. “But I appreciate it, really, I do. Thank you, Fourtwelve. Over.”

The static felt like a slap in the face. You slumped into the chair and let out a heavy sigh. It has been the shortest conversation since the first one, and the disappointment sat heavy on your chest.

“I wanted to talk to some men, and you had to ruin it. You get strangely overprotective with that clone.”

You turned your chair to face the intruder in the room and frowned at her. “This is my job, if you want to talk with men, go to a bar. Besides, I’m not overprotective about anyone! It’s just that the last time you handled the comms, you made such a lascivious pun that I still have second hand embarrassment every time I think about it.”

“Pft, whatever. You need to relax, this is not even a real job. You don’t know how to have fun, I’ll entertain myself somewhere else.”

You didn’t make any more comments as Wina turned around and left the room. She was extremely annoying, in a rage you stood up and locked the door in case she decided to come back. You were more at ease by yourself, which, even if sounded hypocritical, usually allowed you to talk with some men. A man in particular, actually. But Echo had already commed, he would probably be on his way to a canteen with his brothers, and you didn’t have the chance to speak with him this time.

Echo. You were still giddy at actually knowing his name. It had all started a month or so ago. You were a volunteer in a group that was trying to give clones a chance after they were discarded by the newly founded Empire. It started as something simple, but as time passed, and the Empire started showing their true face, the operation became quite daring and secretive. It was almost like one of those holonovels, about rebels, and freedom fighters on the frontiers, fighting evil by day and having torrid romances by night. In reality, though, your job was pretty dull. You were basically a receptionist; you took messages, managed the landings of your allotted small Coruscant hangar, and occasionally dispatched droids if they were needed. Someone had to do it, though.

One uneventful night, a new voice came over your comms. Well. Not new-new. You had heard that same voice thousands of times, but this one had something that made it stand over the others. It was huskier, angrier. It made you wonder what his owner had witnessed to be so angry at the galaxy, but at the same time speak such soft words to you. You had timidly inquired him and Echo had actually told you some stories from his past, a short version at least, you had no doubt there was more to it. He had told you about his lost brothers and being the last one of his batch, about being imprisoned and then rescued by new brothers, and even how he had adapted to being a cyborg.

He also asked about you, if out of politeness or legit interest, you didn’t know, so you had told him the basics, very, very quickly. You preferred when it was him doing the talking. You were in awe at what he had lived through, but to your shame, you couldn’t help the other reaction you had at his stories. Truth was that he could have read you the Communication System Manual, and it would have turned you on all the same. His voice was like spice to you, the more you listen to it, the more you wanted. You had never tried one, but you had to guess this was what trying on aphrodisiacs felt like. You craved it, you wanted to have it whispered in your ear late at night, his naked skin on yours, and his hand exploring your body, while those angry tones melted away into sweet moans.

The static did scare you this time, and you took away your traitorous wandering hand from your thigh. Not the time to indulge in wildly inappropriate fantasies, not that it would be the first time. Since nothing else seemed to come from the other side, you tried to contact them.

“Here 412 traffic, do you copy?”

Static again. Whoever was on the other side didn’t seem to find their words.

You were about to tell them to find another pastime and leave your channel alone, when his voice cracked again through the speakers.

“Hey, Fourtwelve.”

“Echo,” you gasped, and thanked the Force that you had released the button, saving you the embarrassment of Echo hearing his name coming out of your lips like that. You cleared your throat, pressed it again, and tried to appear nonchalant. “Echo, good to hear from you again so soon.” Yes, nailed it. “Is there any problem?”

“No problem at all. I—” he hesitated and you waited patiently. If while waiting patiently you bounced your leg rapidly, he didn’t need to know. “I just wanted to talk with you, but you seemed busy earlier, and there was many people around here as well. Is it now a better time?”

“Yes!” His chuckle should have made you feel embarrassed, but it only fuelled your thoughts. If his rough voice was sexy, his low laugh was damn near Dark Side inducing.

“Good, I am glad. I really appreciate our chats.”

“Me too, I love your voice.” In your excitement, it took you a moment to register what you had said, but his silence at the other side gave you plenty of time. When your brain caught up, your face burned, and you started to ramble, trying to cover up your slip. “I mean, I love your stories, the ones you tell me, with your voice, so that’s what I meant. Because that’s what I hear, so, I cannot listen to the stories without your voice, obviously. So, I really love that you have… a voice with—”

“Stop,” you gulped down the rest of the sentence and clamped your legs by instinct. His tone of voice had been gentle but authoritative, as someone used to scold a child. But you weren’t a child, you were very much an adult, that was having a strong reaction to a man’s voice through a comm. “Good, mesh’la.”

A very strong reaction.

You were sure he could hear your deep breathing, but he chuckled again and couldn’t find in you the will to care. “I’ve been dying for you to say something like that for a while, so you are not taking it back now. Please, tell me, what do you love about my voice?”

It didn’t escape to you that he had made his voice deeper, rougher. He was enjoying this. It was true that you had been flirting with him, but not even in your wildest dreams you had envisioned him actually responding this way. For all that you knew, he hadn’t been paying attention to it. He apparently had, and had been waiting, no, dying, for you to take the next step. You were aware that this conversation could change the nature of your interactions forever, and you were going to seize it like a bounty hunter with their price.

“I love how deep it is.” Maybe not your best line.

“You can do better than that,” he encouraged you, not unkindly.

You took a deep breath and closed your eyes, your fingers clawing at your thighs, trying to control the pent-up energy that was growing inside you. “It is gruff, but caring, I don’t understand how.” You readjusted yourself on your seat, almost vibrating out of your skin. “It is hypnotic, mesmerising. Sexy.”

Echo hummed at that, and it spurred you on. You wanted to hear that again, you needed to hear every single noise that voice could give you.

“Every time I hear your voice, it is like you're grabbing me by the nape, firm but softly, and forcing me to listen to it. I can’t move, I’m captivated. It gets inside my chest and drives me crazy, makes me feel alive. It makes me want to go to my knees. It makes me want to behave and to be mischievous at the same time.”

“Fuck,” Echo groaned at the other side.

Your breath was heavy and laboured, you felt hot, and even if you were alone in the room, you could feel the weight of his presence. You weren’t sure what possessed you, but it seemed he liked it.

“All that… from just my voice?” It seemed he liked it very much. His voice has turned into a husky drawl, and you whimpered a little. “What else? What else do I do to you? Tell me, cyar’ika.”

There was a pretty obvious consequence of his voice, the dampness of your underwear a cold reminder right now. You pressed your hand into your core, trying to soothe your growing need, and another pitiful whine escaped you.

“What was that, cyar’ika? What are you doing right now?” His words were soft, whispered, but they were commanding, there was no ignoring them.

“I’m—“ you pressed harder the heel of your hand against your clit, the simple act of telling him out loud what you were doing was sending shivers down your spine. “I’m touching, ah, myself.”

“How? Tell me,” he snarled, like gravel on his throat.

“I’m pressing my hand against me, rubbing it a little,” you gasped at the end, involuntarily.

“You are going to do something for me.” He sounded breathy, almost like he was talking too close to the comm. His voice was just a rustle, but for you, it was deafening. You uttered a breathless yes, and he continued. “You are going to touch yourself, and I’m going to tell you how to do it, understood?”

You opened your eyes at that and inhaled loudly, feeling your cunt palpitate at his words. There was only one answer to that. “Yes, sir.”

“Oh, Maker,” he groaned, and then laughed softly, the smirk evident on his voice. “Aren’t we discovering kinks today?”

You laughed as well, a little more breathless than him. Sat back and widened your legs, waiting for him to continue.

“Listen to me, cyar’ika. Take your hand, and get it inside your clothes. Slowly, there is no rush.”

You stopped for a moment, your hand hovering over your groin, and thought about what you were going to do. In reality, you barely knew him, you had never seen him in person actually! And yet, since the beginning, there’s been this connection, not only were you aroused by their voice, but there was something else pulling you to him. If you believed in such things, you could be tempted to call it predestination. You were going to start by calling it a fun time. You took a deep breath and obeyed him.

“What else? Tell me, Echo,” you threw back at him in a pleased murmur, adding some more since he seemed to like it. “Please, tell me what to do, sir.”

“Oh, you naughty thing. Maker, you are going to be so good, don’t you? But first, reach with your fingers to your pussy, don’t really touch it yet, just feel it and answer me, are you wet?”

There was a determination in his voice, Echo was a man with a plan, and he intended to execute it, and since that plan seemed to be your pleasure, you could not complain. You did as he instructed, even if you didn’t need it to know how drenched you actually were already. Every word that came through the comm, every gasp, and growl, breath and rustle, was making you whimper at the back of your throat without even touching you. You did that again for him, you whimpered, low and long, feeling your own wetness slide through your fingertips.

“I’ll take that as a yes,” he purred in a soft exhalation. “Slowly, I want you to put your finger down and circle it around your entrance. Yes, like that, I can hear your breath hitching, with just so little. You must be pretty sensitive, or is it just for me? Do you love my voice so much that it has you all worked up before we have even started? Keep circling it, mesh’la, keep gathering and spreading those sweet juices. They must taste so good. I wish I could be kneeling in front of you right now to taste it myself. Oh? Would you like that? That was a pretty filthy moan, I want to hear more of those.

“Now, cyar’ika, move your finger down onto your clit, drag it softly through it. Very softly, treat it like the precious thing it is. You sound glorious, you are being magnificent and oh, so obedient. Now press harder, back and forth, drag it back and forth harder. Faster, now. You must look splendid, I bet that pretty mouth of yours has a fantastic shape right now. Perfect for me. That’s enough, stop.”

You whined pathetically, but complied. A needy sound escaped your throat as your fingers twitched, right above where you needed them, and Echo made soothing noises peppered with praises that had you dangerously close to losing it. His voice had turned huskier and breathier in reaction to your moans, but he still sounded quite composed, unlike you.

“Echo, please,” a hoarse plea.

“Is Echo again, hmm? What happened with ‘sir’, I liked that one. But I have to admit that hearing my name on your lips, begging for me to keep talking is making me lose control a little, cyar’ika, and that doesn’t happen often, I can guarantee you that.

“Guide your hand down again, and stop at your entrance, is it there where you need them? Yes, I thought so. Now, easy, just one finger, sink it in. Maker, it must be so warm and soft. Out and inside again, like that. Easy, mesh’la, was that a pleased sob? You are being so good. I think you deserve another finger. Fuck, that one was good. Oh, what I would do if I was there right now, I bet you would enjoy my thick fingers up your cunt better than yours. I would fuck you with them until you were screaming my name. Faster now, yes, faster. I can almost hear the squelching noises every time you pull them out. Can you feel yourself clenching around them? Go on, feel it for me.

“Those shuddering moans are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard. Do you know how hard I am right now? It’s almost painful, I’m hard and hot just for you, just for those sweet little cries. I know you are almost there, your panting is getting faster. Hush, don’t worry, I have you, you have all my attention. I’m not even touching myself, so if you give me one good enough, I will go up there to your office and fuck you hard against your desk as a reward.

“Do me a favour, mesh’la, stroke your clit with your thumb. Now. Good, ner cyar’ika.”

You came with a strangled moan, your orgasm wreaking havoc through your body, legs cramping over your hand with your fingers still inside you. When you came down from it, soft sobs fell uncontrollably from your lips, and you touched your clammy forehead with your shaky hand, trying to recover control of yourself. The sudden silence at the other side made you recover quicker.

“Echo? Are you still there?”

“Yes, cyar’ika, I’m still with you, I haven’t gone anywhere,” he sounded restrained, but there was a painful edge to his voice that told you it was forced.

“Was it— was it a good one?” You asked him shyly, still trying to get your breath under control.

“A good… Oh. Stars, cyar’ika.” Echo groaned and cursed under his breath, but his next words were softly spoken, a touch of concern in them. “Are you sure about that?”

“Yes, please, come here,” you said, more determined this time. You stood up and unlocked the door, but an accidental glance made you stop at your reflection in one of the panels. “Oh, wow, I look like a mess. First, I’ll need some time to fix myself.”

“Don’t even bother, ner cyar’ika, I’m planning on making a bigger mess of you. Over, Fourtwelve.”

The static at disconnecting the channel drowned your drawn-out moan, and you plumped down on your seat. It seemed that in this one, the receptionist managed to find a torrid romance for themselves at the end.

You couldn’t wait for your reward.

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[warframestuff]

Hotfixing Paused Until Warframe: 1999

Hello, Tenno!

Xaku Prime has arrived, and with it, the last of our hotfixes until Warframe: 1999, which will be released in December!

One important note: during this downtime, the iOS team may continue to Hotfix to tackle performance improvements exclusive to the Mobile platform!

However, with Warframe: 1999, we have some Code Fixes inbound!  For a closer understanding of what “Code” means, our Lexicon for Update Notes will tell you more! For now, some of the resolved issues you can look forward to are:

Koumei’s Omikuji will count assists towards its Decree challenges*.

This was introduced in UPDATE but was rolled back due to it causing crashes.

*For full details on the implementation of this change, look to the 1999 update notes!

Garuda’s Dread Mirror blocks Melee Slam attacks.

Reinforced Bond doesn’t work for Clients.

Inconsistent LOS checks for Acid Shells.

Certain accounts not having Incarnon Challenges track as Client.

Cases of Incarnon Reticles not appearing for Clients.

Persistent Posture not behaving as intended.

T-posing ghosts appearing when using the Temporal Prime Ephemera, and in Mastery Rank tests.

Xata’s Whisper preventing headshots for Clients.

Filter Sorting reverting to what it was pre-Koumei & the Five Fates.

Importantly, however, is that Devstream 183 has been announced for November 29 at 2 p.m. ET! You can catch the reveal of the Quincy & Eleanor Gemini Emotes, a breakdown of our 59th Warframe: Cyte-09, ability changes for Nyx, further information on Romance and the Bounty system, and much more.

As always, our comms channels are still open! Whether it’s listening to bug reports or writing down feedback, we remain ardent listeners! You can expect to see us at all the usual spots for your convenience.

As said earlier, Devstream 183 goes live on November 29 at 2 p.m. ET! You’ll hear all about the Scaldra on this Devstream!

Devstream 183 is accompanied by the earlier Soulframe Devstream 3, starting at 11 a.m. ET!

Prime Time, Warframe International and Devshorts continue!

Movember continues! Equip your Warframes with various Mustaches and twirl your face hairs into the Movember 2024 Contest!

Thank you, Tenno, for your patience as we lock in for Warframe: 1999, coming in December. We greatly look forward to getting this Update into your hands!

[singularscissor]

Bright Crown is a highly experimental orbital iterator project. They were built in space in order to study and make use of conditions there.

A lot of words about their structure and how it works under the cut:

Their facility is consists of three main portions: the outer 'habitable' ring, a second concentric 'conduit' ring, and the central neural core.

Normally, the entire structure rotates along the outer/hab ring, in order to generate centrifugal artificial gravity (which is far more efficient than using gravity cores). This is particularly important, because the hab ring is home to an ecosystem of purposed organisms. These are designed to automate many processes, such as waste recycling, maintenance, handling of inbound supplies, etc. In times past, small research teams also lived in the hab ring.

Skipping the conduit ring for the moment, the neural core is where most of the stuff you'd normally expect to find in an iterator is located: neurons, processing strata, memory conflux, all those parts which actually form the brain of the iterator. And of course the focal puppet chamber.

Since the neural core is at the center of the spinning structure, it is not affected much by the centrifugal artificial gravity. Therefore, it can effectively utilize the natural low gravity environment as opposed to maintaining a constant antigravity field, as land-based iterators do. Additionally, heat sinks radiate heat directly into the vacuum of space, eliminating the need to use water as coolant.

However, water is still needed for use by the internal biological processors and neural tissue. Thus we arrive at the conduit ring, placed in between the hab ring and the neural core.

Without luxuries such as atmosphere and the ground, water on Bright Crown must operate on an artificial closed system. The conduit ring is a series of pipes, filters, and reservoirs intended to form a rough equivalent to the natural land-based water cycle.

Each section can pivot independently of the other sections and the overall spin of the station. While idle, the conduit ring spins slowly on its pivot (this helps it process water).

Bright Crown follows a similar cycle system as land iterators, where water is 'expelled' at regular intervals; only in this case the water is expelled into the conduit ring rather than the atmosphere. When enough water has been used, the conduit ring locks onto the neural core, and the entire station begins spinning along the conduit ring instead. The same method of artificial gravity is thus used to push the water out of the neural core, flooding the conduit ring.

But, keep in mind, the conduit ring could be at any point in its rotation when a flush cycle begins. Changing the spinning direction of the entire structure disrupts the hab ring's artificial gravity, and would generally not be great for anything living there (it would throw them around like they're in a giant washing machine). So there are shelter areas throughout the hab ring which are protected by antigravity cores, which suppress the spinning forces.

[whitherwanderer]

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[flightdale]

Domestic Assistance Part 2

Tony read some more of Guide such as this important item Never think of unit as slave or called it one since unit will tell you there are some very serious consequences of that including being lethal, approved term 1 unit likes is butler since here to serve and make life easier and better also keeps in line with contract that is long term Rental lease means unit can leave at any time if it thinks you are not respecting it enough, Tony put down pad and turn attention again to pod, rectangular bux standing 2 m tall, 1.5 m wide and 1 m deep, had silver panels with several insignia of Force and fancy embellishments to make the box look glamorous and high end but puzzle Tony even more why Police is doing this in first place then soft bleep sounded and click as door unlock and out step this

Spectacular man, Wow say Tony, Yes Hello Sir I'm Captain Fleet reply man putting out his left hand to shake but as Tony was to do likewise Captain's arm wrapped around Tony's waist and pull him tight against Captain's torso, Tony could feel several sensatios, Captain's bulge pushing into him, his hands on massive chest muscles and finally Captain's long tongue licking Tony's face, This last about 10 seconds before release, Tony asked What was that, Can be very seductive you know purred Captain, his voice is deep baritone with hints of playful less formal manner who is very aware of intimidating image he shows so gets up close friendly to promote protective setting, he continue Yes I'm Police Officer fairly highly skilled Specialist according to form you submitted, lifted jacket to display loaded equipment belt with pistrol which Captain touched Are Expert Sniper since selected Full Service option on menu, Tony did not know what term actually meant until later that night when both are naked in bed enjoying session then Captain's voice lost its playfulness becaming procedural Will need network access your phone and financial details to be efficient in this role, this surprised Tony bit as it was not listed in User Guide or Contract (may be buried in jargon), Captain explained In order to get deep knowledge of you and protect that I'm required to control use so from now all inbound calls will be answered by me to filter out all spam and waste one thus use contact list as base for what should forward to you, still can make outbound calls just I will monitor them for legal reasons, same go for finances tracking regular transactions to build picture of your activities, Captain got out of his bag custom laptop and log into own system to input required infromation also said need to record your voice so can respond quickly to requests, Captain ask Tony to say Yes Sir twice then his name now you only need to say normal tone Captain and I will arrive due to enhanced hearing I can register sounds you can not, closed laptop and put it back in bag now you can do tour of house please

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Diverse Job Profiles Available

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Q5. Are there any eligibility criteria to apply for jobs on Kaam24?

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The Importance of SEO in the Finance Industry

The financial industry is changing in a rapid manner, and it is awash with FinTech start-ups and SaaS entities providing new technologies and inventive solutions. Organizations within this sector must change to thrive in this digital environment. Traditional marketing and lead generation methods remain important, but strategic SEO is a critical component of online growth for the financial company’s SEO service.

SEO in the finance sector is considered a key digital marketing strategy that helps prospects find websites through search engine results pages. Moreover, financial SEO in the financial sector supports driving natural traffic to your financial services website through tapping into relevant organic searches. To get the highest rank, you will have to provide informative content, confirm your site is healthy and safe, and generate valuable backlinks from higher-authority sites.

However, as a provider of the financial SEO service, you are probably going to face additional scrutiny from visitors and search engines alike. You shall go the extra mile to confirm that your SEO information is up to scratch. After all, you are assuming individuals will entrust you with their fortunes.

In this article, we look at the important role of SEO in the finance industry.

The importance of SEO in the finance industry

Enhanced traffic

One of the most direct results of a well-formulated SEO strategy is an increase in the number of organic visitors to your website. As you attain higher rankings for significant keywords, more and more individuals will see and click on your site to read its content. Therefore, companies running is financial sector as financial advisor SEO can increase traffic on their website by proper SEO strategy.

Better conversions

The higher the number of visitors who visit your website, the more of them you could finally hope to convert into paying consumers. SEO is regarded as one of the best converting traffic channels because it draws in actively interested individuals rather than attempting to gain their attention through paid advertisements.

Improved branding

As your finance company’s SEO services organisation begins to show up for more searches and more people become aware of it. They would eventually associate your brand with being a major player in the financial sector. Moreover, if your on-site content actually provides what they are searching for, you will also reinforce your brand's credibility by positioning yourself as a reliable expert.

Emphasis on the creation of high-quality content

The generation of high-quality content is one of the essential factors. The finance sector demands security, reliability, expertise, and trust, as organisations and clients alike desire peace of mind when it comes to goods and services that handle the money of people. The reputation of your brand is the key.

The creation of excellent-quality content supports you in winning the trust of leads and prospects and generating brownie points from search engines such as Google that rank informative, authoritative, and correct online content highly. Google employs content evaluators who use search quality rating guidelines to rank the quality of pages that appear in search results pages. The evaluators also set up the manner in which Google's algorithm is filtering out low-quality content around the specific project.

Relevance is the chief goal in content marketing.

However, when it comes to creating high-quality content that adheres to the main aspects of search engine evaluators and algorithms, your first priority should be the relevance of your content to your client.

This customer-centric mechanism is the main element of the inbound marketing method. The alignment of organisational goals with the requirements of consumers supports engagement of the audience and reflects the manner in which your company has the solution to their requirements, issues, and pain points.

At the time of planning marketing content and programs, you shall initially examine the things that your clients and prospects are most interested in, what drives their decision to purchase, and how the services provided by you could support them. This simplifies the process of creating content and helps to make it relevant and worthwhile.

Content optimization can help prospects find your website.

Apply language, keywords, and questions that your target client is probably looking for. You could form assumptions on the basis of your experience, but it is significant to run suitable SEO ranking and keyword volume/complex research. This confirms that your content and tags implement the keywords and queries that people are actively using to find solutions to their issues.

Some other technical SEO considerations for optimization of your online content involve:

·         The exactness of your content

·         Anchor text

·         Image tags

·         Meta tags

·         Relevant links

It is significant to have an outreach strategy for your content marketing plan, as achieving backlinks for your article or key website page supports improvements in traffic, ranking, and domain authority. It also supports the building of trust and social evidence.

Observe the performance of your content and make use of the available SEO tools.

The creation of unique and classic content for your target client is significant, but you must continuously observe your content’s performance to confirm it stays relevant, correct, and optimized. It is suggested that you carry out continuous content audits.

Though entities should not become very obsessed with the marketing activities of competitors, as it is important to maintain a distinct brand identity and reflect differentiators, it is important to observe what they are doing well and what they are not. This would support your organisation in ascertaining prospects for improvement and giving it an edge over identical financial company’s SEO services entities in your market.

Conclusion

In a nutshell, an effective SEO strategy is crucial for making the most of your marketing content potential, driving organic growth online, and creating consumer trust. We have demonstrated the fundamentals of an effective system for SEO for financial advisor sector organizations. Now it’s time to get to work.

If you want to get more information about what services are provided by our organization, check out our website. Or if you want to increase your business’s online presence through combining SEO and content marketing and applying a targeted inbound approach, then connect with us.

To learn more Contact me!

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✨ wrote a fun little snippet below to go with the drawing of the twins ✨🫶🏼

Kiho sprinted out of the bushes with a heaving breath, brows rising when he noticed his sister peacefully leaning against a boulder among the tall pine trees. With her hands poised at her waist, she balanced her double-sided saber and its various parts in midair. Each piece kept screwing and unscrewing, building and breaking like a puzzle as she fixed its jammed parts. Swiping the back of his hand over his forehead, Kiho looked back the way he came, panting while searching for any sign of being followed. 

   “I think I lost them,” he huffed, tiredly leaning against the tree. “Damned droids. At least we’ve got the information we need from the cybercenter, right, Kie?” 

   “Right, Kio,” she distractedly hummed. “Everything is safe and sound back on the Iris. Has Sargeant Ares pinned our location? I sent the distress beacon a few minutes ago when I arrived here before you.” 

   Her teasing tone was hard to ignore. Kiho turned and glared at her. “Yes, he has. And if you’d like to wave around a flag to announce your victory to the entire planet, please, be my guest.” 

   Kiana bit her lip to hide her prideful smile as she shrugged. “The race to the rendezvous was your idea. I simply won it.” 

   Kiho huffed an irritated sigh. “You left me behind-” 

   The comm on his wrist crackled before a familiar voice filtered through. “Eh, generals? We’ve got a squad of assassin droids inbound. We can’t pull in without getting caught in the crossfire so we’ll meet you higher up the mountain.” 

   Kiana grinned when Kiho ran his hands down his face, hiding his annoyed expression in his palms. Dropping his hands, he walked back towards the steep mountainside that he had just struggled to run up, eyes narrowing at the dust being unturned in the distance. Their shelter within the trees only gave them a brief moment of cover, and while Sargeant Ares had enough time to pinpoint their location on the Iris, the assassin droids they’d been fleeing had found them as well. 

   Turning back around, he put a hand on his hip and gave Kiana an impatient frown. 

   “This is why Master Barra stresses the importance of carrying your saber as if it is an extension of yourself,” he pointed out, arching a brow when Kiana chuckled. “You have to hurry.” 

   “My saber is not another limb, Kiho,” she calmly sang. “It is a tool that I use to defend myself, nothing more. And you know that I can’t break my concentration or I will lose my place.” 

   He rolled his eyes, muttering under his breath, “Your pacifism is vexing.” 

   The earth beneath their feet began to tremble as the assassin droids grew nearer. Kiho readied himself in a defensive position, one hand stretched out in front of him while the other reached for the saber behind his back. 

   “Fix your saber and let’s go, Kiana!” 

   His twin smirked. 

   “Have a bit of patience, brother,” she gently chastised, patiently guiding the remaining parts to their place. 

   Kiho growled in annoyance, grabbing the two sabers off his hip and back before igniting them both. The brilliant blue light bathed over him, casting a foreboding light over his face as he readily swung them in a circle. “I’ll have patience when we are back on the ship!” 

   “Afraid of a few droids, Kiho?” 

   “I have no fear,” he snapped, watching as the pebbles and dust began to tremble above the ground. “But I don’t fancy dying in the middle of this endless forest with my wretch of a sister.” 

   The roaring engines grew louder… and louder… and just as the trees began to sway in warning, and the winds moaned like gusts of raging alarms, Kiana screwed the final piece to her saber and grabbed it midair, igniting its green light before immediately slashing it towards her right. 

   The assassin droid that had burst through the bushes suddenly collapsed, sawed in two and fuming on the ground. Its speeder continued through the trees before crashing, igniting in a ball of flames that felt a bit too dramatic for Kiho's liking.

   Lowering his sabers, Kiho gave his sister an equally surprised and displeased look. 

   She returned it with a cheeky grin. 

   “Well? Are you waiting for more to come? Let’s go up the mountain, brother. The Iris is waiting.” 

🫶🏼 my mailbox is open for any questions about the umaki twins

[archronova]

Security in Project (2/9+)

2\\ Network Flows

Mengacu pada aliran data dan informasi melalui jaringan komputer dan sistem keamanan yang dibangun untuk melindungi aliran tersebut.

2.1\\ Flows Matrix

Sumber adalah komputer yang memulai koneksi, sedangkan tujuan adalah yang mendengarkan socket (data tentu saja dapat ditransfer dari tujuan ke sumber)

Arus keluar (Outbound flows) harus melalui Proxy Server

Arus masuk (Inbound flows) harus melewati Reverse Proxy

2.2\\ Administraton interface (nominative accounts, encryption, IP restriction or Two-Factor Authentication)

Bahasannya bakalan dalem kalau masuk kesini dipaduin sama OSI Layers

Dalam model 7 layer security, 2FA (Two-Factor Authentication) dapat diimplementasikan pada beberapa lapisan keamanan yang berbeda, tergantung pada rancangan keamanan dan infrastruktur jaringan yang digunakan. Berikut ini adalah beberapa contoh implementasi 2FA pada beberapa lapisan keamanan dalam model 7 layer security:

Lapisan Fisik (Physical Layer): 2FA dapat diimplementasikan dengan memasang sistem pengenalan sidik jari atau kartu pintar pada akses ke ruangan data center atau server room.

Lapisan Data Link (Data Link Layer): 2FA dapat diimplementasikan dengan menggunakan MAC filtering dan port security pada switch atau router jaringan.

Lapisan Jaringan (Network Layer): 2FA dapat diimplementasikan dengan menggunakan VPN (Virtual Private Network) dengan sertifikat digital atau token pada koneksi jaringan jarak jauh.

Lapisan Transport (Transport Layer): 2FA dapat diimplementasikan dengan menggunakan protokol keamanan seperti SSL/TLS pada koneksi HTTPS yang melindungi lalu lintas data antara klien dan server.

Lapisan Sesi (Session Layer): 2FA dapat diimplementasikan dengan menggunakan protokol keamanan seperti SSH pada koneksi jaringan untuk memastikan bahwa identitas pengguna yang terhubung adalah yang sebenarnya.

Lapisan Presentasi (Presentation Layer): 2FA dapat diimplementasikan dengan menggunakan protokol keamanan seperti S/MIME pada email atau PGP pada file yang dikirim melalui jaringan.

Lapisan Aplikasi (Application Layer): 2FA dapat diimplementasikan dengan menggunakan aplikasi yang memerlukan dua tahap verifikasi untuk login, seperti aplikasi perbankan online atau manajemen proyek.

Untuk penjelasan ini, terbuka banget jika mau ngasi masukan. Sejauh yang saya ketahui. ini ditahap praktis yang secara konsep mungkin belum paten atau saya belum menemukan literatur yang sesuai...

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[Image descriptions in order: an ask Reddit post by u/robottle4 titled "What's the weirdest thing you've done while your brain was on autopilot?"]

[The rest of the images are screenshots of Reddit comments, replying to this post. They say: u/NoHomersAllowed: Pulled into my complex, walked up the stairs, my keys wouldn't open the door and then I realized it had been seven years since I had lived there.]

[u/tiffaniac: Meeting my brother's in-laws for the first time. They asked me what my name was. I said "Pete". My name is Tiffani.]

[u/Aurora320: Poured orange juice instead of milk into my cereal, put the bowl of cereal into the fridge, walked back to the table with nothing wondering where the fuck I put my cereal.]

[u/pyrrhicvictorylap: Instead of ground coffee, I put a couple scoops of sugar in my coffee filter and brewed it. u/Ryman_Playz replies: How did it taste u/j_the_a replies: Like sweet, sweet failure.]

[u/LoneMantiss: Once while playing an intense board game, I was concentrating so hard that my buddy realized that he could just hand random things to me and I'd take them and put them in my jacket pocket or place them on the table in front of me. I only realized when I ran out of space to put things.]

[u/Cactus_octopus: put my phone in the fridge to "charge" u/swissarmyturtle replies: Makes sense.]

[u/the_guy_guy_guy: I have poured my dog a bowl of cereal instead of giving her food multiple times.

[u/CoffeeHead: I used to fall asleep in class quite often, and normally my writing would trail off in to something illegible and then I'd be out for the count for 10/15 mins. One time I woke up after an in-class power nap to find that my writing had trailed off and then I'd written "my son" as clear as anything at the end of the sentence. I was 13/14 at the time and don't have any children.]

[u/SalletFriend: I ordered a meatlong football from subway. I then got upset when the dude had no idea what I wanted. Then we both laughed.]

[u/hotmaleescort: Cleaning up my face with electric clippers. Thought, "Oh, missed a spot." and proceeded to shave off my fucking eyebrow.]

[u/Stanimality: I worked in an outgoing call centre, left and joined an inbound call centre. The amount of times I would say "Hi, my name's Stanimality just calling to see if xyz" when answering the phone was off the charts. People get very confused when you they've rang you and you act like you're the one ringing.]

[u/helpilostmypants: When I was 18, hanging out with my then girlfriend at her place. Fell asleep for a bit, and when I woke up she said, "you're cute when you sleep." My immediate sleep-brain reply was, "not when seven people end up dead."]

[u/romulusbc: I cared for a horse for several years. First thing in the morning I would go put feed and water in the field, lead her out, and close the fence behind her. One morning as I'm walking back into my house, I hear a weird sound behind me. The sound of hooves on linoleum. She looked as surprised as I was that I had brought her into my kitchen. Luckily, she never told anyone so my secret is still safe.]

[Uncredited: The other day I was checking in at an amusement park. After the guy scanned my ticket, I, for some unknown reason, held out my hand. And the guy handed me his scanner. u/Usually_lurks12 replies: I knew none of those people where paid. They all just pass on the torch.]

[Uncredited: I grabbed my "lunch" on my way out the door for work in the morning. I kept wondering what that beeping noise was the whole drive there. Couldn't figure it out. Got to work and grabbed my lunch, only to realize I had actually grabbed the baby monitor.]

[u/lil_beefer: I had to go to Walmart once after finishing my midnight cashier shift from a competing grocery retailer across the street. I absentmindedly grabbed my stuff, approached the cashier and asked her if she found everything ok. We stared at each other blankly for a little bit.]

[u/Dewey_Oxberger: Woke up early Monday morning in a bit of a panic. I had forgot to buy cat food yesterday. The cat must be starving. I hurry and get ready for work. I plan a detour to the store to buy the cat food. On the drive there I'm planning my run into the store and I realize I don't know what isle the food is on. How could I not remember what isle the cat food is on? Then it hits me. I don't have a cat. I haven't had one for several years.]

[u/GeneraljesterI'm a security guard for Amazon and I have to do bathroom checks. Caught myself yelling "SECURITY!" right before going to the restroom at a bar on my day off. Thank God it was empty.]

[u/FiveAgst1: When I was in school (6th grade I think) my mom would make my bagged lunch. She would wrap soda cans with aluminum foil so they would stay cold (pretty sure that doesn't work). One day I un-wrapped my soda and discovered she packed me a beer that day.]

[u/glitterphobia: My husband and I had an inside joke. Whenever someone lost something, the other person always asked, "have you checked inside your butt?" I was in a meeting at work (conservative and traditional corporate office) one day and a coworker said, "I can't find my pen." Without any thought or hesitation I quickly responded, "have you checked inside your butt?" As soon as I said it, I snapped back to reality and realized I was at work. As you can imagine, everyone went silent and stared at me as my face turned bright red.]

[Uncredited: Had a pet rat out roaming with me while I made some toast. cleaned up, put the rat in the fridge and didn't realise until I put the butter in the cage that oh shit Went to reclaim the rat, she was all "Fuck off, the food box is MINE now". Already gotten into the ham. u/whatsmellslikeshart replies: That was the best day of that rat's life. u/Taleya replies: I rushed all over there concerned and apologetic and she's fuckin' arse-deep in a packet of ham and actually tried to cling to the door as I took her out. She'd seen fuckin' paradise and wasn't leaving. u/touchedbyamallangel replies: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK]

[u/jefferlewpew: Spent ages cooking dinner only to pick the plate up and empty it straight into the bin. I was so tired and hungry, I cried

u/mynameisadamorisit: I was making breakfast one early morning and cracked my eggs straight into the garbage.]

[u/Kahzgul: Oh man. Okay, I'm late to the party here, but I've got a great answer for this. I was working as a summer counselor at a college, helping incoming freshmen pick classes and stuff like that. The job was exhausting, but I loved it, so I poured my all into it, making arts and crafts in my off time to make the experience more fun for the kids, writing skits, building sets and costumes, that sort of thing. The result was that I barely slept (3-4 hours per night, for 3 months on end). One night, around 3 am, just as I was going to bed, I realized that I'd forgotten to tell my kids that tomorrow's meeting was in my office, and not at the outside benches where we'd met the day before. Oops! So I sat down to write a note for each of my students. Here's what I wrote:

Hi (Student Name), Just letting you know that we're all meeting in my office tomorrow at 9 am instead of at the benches. Thanks, Kahzgul]

[Simple, right? i sat down to write out 12 notes and I was dozing off as I did so. Finally got them all done around 4 am and delivered them under each student's dorm room door. Slept for 3 hours! The next morning at 9 am sharp, the students started filing into my office. As they sat in the chairs, one asked, "Mr. Kahzgul, why didn't I get a funny note like everyone else?" Um... what? I didn't write any funny notes. wrote.. Oh God. I had been dozing off... WHAT DID I WRITE??? And here, dear reader, is what the notes said:

Dear (student), Just letting you know that I see bicycles bicycling. --Kahzgul

Dear (student), Just letting you know that we're all crazy everywhere. You can eat here, enjoy the food. Thanks, Kahzguuuuuul

Dear Student (I actually wrote "student" instead of their name), Student student student. Student. --Kahzgul]

[Dear (student), Just letting you know that office buildings explode. Love, Kahzgul

Dear (student), I don't know why I'm writing this. I see it. Maybe.

Dear (student), Just letting you know that we're all meeting people all the time everywhere we go. Thanks, Kahzgul (and then I drew a heart with an arrow through it)

Dear (student), Just letting you know that we're all meeting in my room tomorrow morning at 9 am. SHARP ! sharp. *sharp*. **SHARPPPPP**. --**KAHZGUL** (sharp)

The other notes were all the intended message. Needless to say, I was freaked the hell out. Thank GOD my students thought this shit was hilarious, because I do not, to this day, remember writing any of those (but they were definitely in my handwriting).

edit: Gold! I'm so happy that this story is making so many people laugh!]

(source)

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Introduction to Azure Virtual Networks: Building Secure and Isolated Environments

Introduction

When it comes to cloud computing, one of the fundamental aspects of building and managing applications is ensuring that they are secure, scalable, and properly networked. In Microsoft Azure, Azure Virtual Networks (VNets) play a pivotal role in achieving these objectives by creating isolated and secure environments for your applications to run. Whether you’re building a private cloud environment or connecting different resources across regions, Azure VNets are essential for setting up the networking backbone of your Azure infrastructure.

In this blog, we’ll explore what Azure Virtual Networks are, how they work, and how they can be used to create secure and isolated environments for your workloads. If you’re keen on learning more about cloud networking and security, consider enrolling in a cloud computing course in Mumbai to gain hands-on experience with Azure and other cloud technologies.

What is an Azure Virtual Network?

Azure Virtual Network (VNet) is a fundamental building block for your private network in Azure. It enables you to securely connect different Azure resources, such as Virtual Machines (VMs), web apps, databases, and services, while providing isolation and security within the cloud environment.

A Virtual Network functions similarly to a traditional on-premises network but with the added advantages of cloud scalability, flexibility, and security. With VNets, you can control your own IP address ranges, DNS settings, and route tables, giving you the ability to create secure communication channels between Azure resources.

Key Features of Azure Virtual Networks

Azure VNets offer a variety of features that enable you to create robust, scalable, and secure environments. Here are some of the key features of Azure VNets:

1. Isolation

A VNet allows you to isolate your Azure resources within its boundaries. Each VNet is logically separated from other VNets, ensuring that communication between them is controlled and restricted. This isolation is crucial for maintaining the security of your applications and sensitive data.

Best Practice: Use separate VNets for different environments (e.g., development, testing, production) to enhance security and minimize risk.

2. Private IP Addressing

With Azure VNets, you can define a range of private IP addresses for your resources. This ensures that your resources have a private network connection within the VNet, making them invisible to the outside world unless explicitly exposed.

Best Practice: Plan your IP address space carefully to avoid conflicts as your network grows.

3. Custom Routing

You can configure custom route tables to control the flow of traffic within your VNet and between different subnets. This allows for precise control over how data moves across your network, helping to optimize performance and security.

Best Practice: Define routes to ensure traffic between resources in different subnets is routed through secure pathways.

4. Network Security Groups (NSGs)

Network Security Groups are a key security feature of Azure VNets. They allow you to filter network traffic based on rules you define for inbound and outbound traffic. NSGs provide an additional layer of security for your resources by allowing or denying traffic based on IP addresses, ports, and protocols.

Best Practice: Apply NSGs to your subnets or network interfaces to restrict access and enhance security.

5. Virtual Network Peering

Azure allows you to connect two VNets in the same region or across regions using VNet Peering. This enables resources in different VNets to communicate with each other securely, as if they were on the same network.

Best Practice: Use VNet Peering to connect VNets that need to share resources, while maintaining isolation for security.

Creating and Configuring an Azure Virtual Network

Setting up a VNet in Azure is a straightforward process that can be done through the Azure portal. Below is a simplified step-by-step guide to creating and configuring your first Azure Virtual Network:

Step 1: Create a New VNet

Sign in to the Azure Portal.

Navigate to Create a resource > Networking > Virtual Network.

Fill in the necessary details such as:

Subscription

Resource group

Name of the VNet

Region

Define the Address Space (IP range in CIDR format) for your network. Example: 10.0.0.0/16.

Step 2: Add Subnets

Under the Subnets tab, click + Subnet to add subnets to your VNet.

Define each subnet’s name and IP range. Example: Subnet1 (10.0.1.0/24).

You can create multiple subnets within a VNet to logically segment your resources (e.g., one for web servers, another for databases).

Step 3: Configure Network Security Groups (NSGs)

To control traffic to and from your VNet, create Network Security Groups (NSGs) and associate them with your subnets or network interfaces.

Define rules for inbound and outbound traffic to allow or deny certain types of connections.

Step 4: Enable VNet Peering (Optional)

If you need to connect multiple VNets, enable VNet Peering by going to the Peering section of your VNet and selecting + Add. Provide the name of the peer VNet and configure the peering settings, such as allow traffic to flow between the networks.

Step 5: Connect Resources

Once your VNet is set up, you can connect Azure resources such as Virtual Machines, databases, and storage accounts by selecting your VNet during the resource creation process.

Best Practices for Azure Virtual Networks

When setting up and managing Azure VNets, it’s important to follow certain best practices to ensure your network is secure, scalable, and efficient:

1. Plan IP Addressing Carefully

Before creating a VNet, plan the IP address space to ensure that it supports all the resources you plan to deploy. Avoid overlapping IP addresses, especially when peering with other VNets.

2. Use Network Security Groups (NSGs) Wisely

Apply NSGs at both the subnet and network interface level to control access to your resources. Make sure to follow the principle of least privilege by only allowing necessary traffic.

3. Isolate Environments

To minimize risk, isolate different environments (e.g., development, staging, production) into separate VNets. This prevents accidental cross-environment communication and enhances security.

4. Use Private Endpoints for Secure Access

For critical services such as databases, use Private Endpoints to access them securely without exposing them to the public internet. This minimizes the risk of unauthorized access.

5. Monitor Network Traffic

Use Azure Network Watcher to monitor traffic and identify any issues with your VNet’s performance or security. This tool can help you troubleshoot network connectivity problems and optimize performance.

Conclusion

Azure Virtual Networks are essential for creating secure and isolated environments for your cloud workloads. By providing features like IP addressing, custom routing, and security controls, VNets allow you to build scalable and secure architectures that can meet the needs of any organization.

Whether you are deploying a small-scale web application or a large enterprise solution, understanding and leveraging Azure VNets is a key skill in cloud computing. If you’re interested in mastering cloud networking and building secure environments in the cloud, consider enrolling in a cloud computing course in Mumbai.

By learning how to effectively use Azure VNets, you’ll be well-equipped to design secure, efficient, and scalable cloud architectures.

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Lead Generation Company for B2B

Introduction to B2B Lead Generation Companies

In the competitive world of B2B sales, a well-structured lead generation strategy is critical. A lead generation company specializes in connecting businesses with high-quality prospects, enabling sales teams to focus on closing deals. For businesses aiming to streamline their sales design, partnering with such companies can significantly boost productivity and revenue.

How Lead Generation Companies Support B2B Sales Design

1. Building a Robust Prospect List

A lead generation company uses advanced tools and analytics to identify potential clients who match your ideal customer profile. These prospects are segmented based on industry, company size, and buying intent, ensuring precision.

2. Streamlining the Sales Funnel

By pre-qualifying leads, these companies ensure that your sales team interacts only with decision-makers who are ready to engage. This reduces the time spent on unproductive outreach and increases efficiency.Lead Generation Company for B2B

3. Enhancing Engagement Strategies

Effective lead generation services craft personalized outreach strategies, such as tailored email campaigns or LinkedIn messages. These strategies are designed to capture attention and initiate meaningful conversations.

4. Providing Actionable Insights

With access to data-driven insights, lead generation companies help refine your sales approach. These insights include customer pain points, preferences, and behavior patterns, empowering you to pitch effectively.

Key Services Offered by B2B Lead Generation Companies

Lead Qualification and Scoring

Lead generation companies evaluate and score potential clients based on their likelihood to convert. This ensures your sales team focuses on high-priority opportunities.

Email Marketing Automation

Automated email campaigns are used to nurture leads over time, keeping your brand top-of-mind while providing valuable information.

LinkedIn Prospecting

For B2B businesses, LinkedIn serves as a powerful platform. Lead generation companies use it to identify and connect with decision-makers in your target market.

Content Syndication

Distributing your content across relevant platforms boosts brand visibility and drives inbound leads.

CRM Integration and Management

Seamless integration with CRM systems ensures leads are tracked, nurtured, and converted efficiently.

Benefits of Hiring a Lead Generation Company

1. Time Savings

Your sales team can concentrate on closing deals while experts handle the time-consuming task of lead prospecting.

2. Improved Lead Quality

Professional lead generation companies use sophisticated filters to deliver high-quality leads, increasing conversion rates.

3. Scalability

These services can be scaled according to your business requirements, providing flexibility during growth phases or market expansions.

4. Enhanced ROI

By focusing on targeted prospects, lead generation companies help reduce wasted resources, ensuring better returns on investment.

Choosing the Right Lead Generation Company

Evaluate Their Experience

A reputable company should have a proven track record in your industry. Check case studies and client testimonials to verify their expertise.

Assess Their Technology Stack

Ensure they use advanced tools for data analysis, CRM integration, and marketing automation.

Look for Customization

A good lead generation partner tailors strategies to align with your unique sales design and business goals.

Check for Transparency

Opt for a company that provides detailed reports on lead performance and campaign metrics.

Conclusion

A B2B lead generation company is an invaluable asset for businesses looking to refine their sales design. By delivering targeted leads, improving efficiency, and offering insights for strategic decisions, these companies help drive sustainable growth. Collaborating with the right partner ensures your sales efforts yield maximum results.

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Top 10 Must-Have Lead Generation Tools in 2025

Lead generation is the lifeblood of any business looking to grow its customer base and increase revenue. In today’s digital age, leveraging the right lead generation tools can significantly streamline and optimize the lead generation process, making it more efficient and effective. Whether you’re a startup, small business, or enterprise, having access to the top lead generation tools can make a substantial difference in attracting, nurturing, and converting leads into loyal customers. In this blog, we explore the top 10 must-have lead generation tools in 2025 that every business should consider integrating into their marketing stack.

1. HubSpot

HubSpot is a comprehensive inbound marketing and sales platform that offers a suite of tools designed to attract visitors, convert leads, and close customers. Its lead generation capabilities include customizable forms, landing pages, email marketing, and CRM integration, making it a versatile tool for managing the entire customer journey from lead acquisition to conversion.

Key Features

– Forms and Landing Pages: Create and optimize forms and landing pages to capture visitor information effectively.

– Email Marketing: Automate email campaigns to nurture leads and move them through the sales funnel.

– CRM Integration: Centralize customer data and track interactions to improve lead management and sales processes.

2. Leadfeeder

Leadfeeder is one of the B2B lead generation tools that helps businesses identify website visitors and turn them into actionable sales leads. It integrates with Google Analytics to provide insights into which companies are visiting your website, along with detailed information about their behavior and interests.

Key Features:

– Visitor Tracking: Identify anonymous website visitors and view detailed company profiles.

– Lead Scoring: Prioritize leads based on their engagement and interaction with your website.

– Integration: Connect seamlessly with CRM systems like Salesforce and HubSpot for efficient lead management.

3. OptinMonster

OptinMonster is a powerful lead generation software that allows businesses to create and deploy targeted opt-in forms on their websites. It offers a variety of campaign types, including pop-ups, floating bars, slide-ins, and more, to capture visitor information and convert it into leads.

Key Features:

– Behavioral Triggering: Display personalized offers based on user behavior and actions.

– A/B Testing: Test different campaign designs and messages to optimize conversion rates.

– Exit-Intent Technology: Capture leads with targeted messages when visitors are about to leave your site.

4. Intercom

Intercom is a customer messaging platform that helps businesses engage with website visitors and convert them into leads and customers through live chat, bots, and targeted messages. It enables personalized communication at every stage of the customer journey, from acquisition to support.

Key Features:

– Live Chat: Provide real-time assistance and capture leads directly through live chat interactions.

– Automated Bots: Use AI-powered bots to qualify leads, schedule appointments, and answer common queries.

– CRM Integration: Sync data with CRM systems to track and manage leads effectively.

5. LinkedIn Sales Navigator

LinkedIn Sales Navigator is a powerful tool for B2B lead generation that allows businesses to identify and connect with potential prospects on LinkedIn. It provides advanced search filters, lead recommendations, and insights to help sales teams find and engage with decision-makers in target industries.

Key Features:

– Advanced Search: Filter prospects based on industry, company size, job title, and more.

– Lead Recommendations: Receive personalized recommendations for leads based on your preferences and connections.

– InMail Messaging: Send personalized messages to prospects directly through LinkedIn for effective outreach.

6. Drift

Drift is a conversational marketing platform that focuses on driving sales through real-time conversations with website visitors. It uses chatbots and AI to engage prospects, qualify leads, and schedule meetings, helping businesses convert more website traffic into sales opportunities.

Key Features:

– AI-Powered Chatbots: Qualify leads and provide instant responses to common questions 24/7.

– Live Chat: Engage with visitors in real-time and route qualified leads to sales representatives.

– Integration: Connect with CRM systems and marketing tools for seamless lead management.

7. Sendinblue

Sendinblue is an all-in-one marketing platform that offers email marketing, SMS campaigns, marketing automation, and CRM tools to help businesses generate and nurture leads effectively. It provides customizable signup forms, automated workflows, and detailed analytics to optimize campaign performance.

Key Features:

– Email Marketing: Design and send personalized email campaigns to engage leads and drive conversions.

– Automation: Set up automated workflows based on lead behavior and interactions.

 – CRM Integration: Manage leads and contacts within a unified CRM system for streamlined communication.

8. Hello Bar

Hello Bar is a lead generation tool that allows businesses to create customizable pop-ups, bars, and sliders to capture visitor information and promote offers on their websites. It offers targeting options, A/B testing, and analytics to optimize lead capture and conversion rates.

Key Features:

– Customizable Designs: Create eye-catching pop-ups and bars that match your brand’s style and messaging.

– Targeting: Display offers to specific audience segments based on behavior, location, or referral source.

– Analytics: Track performance metrics such as impressions, clicks, and conversions to measure campaign effectiveness.

9. Leadpages

Leadpages is a landing page builder designed to create high-converting landing pages, pop-ups, and alert bars without needing coding skills. It offers templates optimized for lead generation, A/B testing, and integration with email marketing platforms to capture and nurture leads effectively.

Key Features:

– Drag-and-Drop Builder: Easily create and customize landing pages and pop-ups with a user-friendly interface.

– Conversion Tools: Add opt-in forms, countdown timers, and social proof elements to increase conversions.

– Integration: Connect with CRM systems and email marketing tools for seamless lead management.

10. Google Analytics

Google Analytics is a free web analytics tool that provides valuable insights into website traffic, user behavior, and conversions. By tracking and analyzing visitor data, businesses can identify sources of traffic, understand user journeys, and optimize marketing strategies to attract and convert more leads.

Key Features:

– Audience Reporting: Segment and analyze website visitors based on demographics, interests, and behavior.

– Conversion Tracking: Track goals and conversions to measure the effectiveness of lead generation campaigns.

– Customization: Create custom reports and dashboards to monitor key metrics and performance indicators.

Conclusion

In conclusion, the right lead generation tools can empower businesses to attract qualified leads, nurture relationships, and drive conversions effectively in 2025 and beyond. Whether you’re looking to capture visitor information through optimized forms, engage prospects with personalized messages, or track campaign performance with analytics, these top 10 lead generation tools offer diverse functionalities to suit various business needs and objectives.

By leveraging these lead generation tools strategically and integrating them into your marketing stack, you can streamline your lead generation efforts, improve efficiency, and achieve sustainable growth. Evaluate your business goals, explore these tools’ capabilities, and select the ones that best align with your strategy to maximize your lead generation efforts and propel your business forward in the competitive digital landscape.

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