#inazuma incorrect quotest

[inazumafocus]

Fudou: I can speak cat

Kazemaru: that's ridiculous

Fudou: I'm serious

Kazemaru: *brings him a cat*

Cat: meow

Kazemaru: well?

Fudou: it says you should stop drooling in the changing room whenever Genda showers

Kazemaru:

Fudou: *starts running*

Kazemaru: cOME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

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Haizaki: GIVE ME MY TOOTHBRUSH BACK, YOU BAKA!

Hiroto: Here...

Haizaki: *starts brushing teeth*

Hiroto: Yesterday, I "accidentally" threw it into a toilet

Haizaki: ....

Hiroto: I don't regret my behavior

Haizaki: *killing module activated*

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AHWNDIWKKDFK DYING

Perfect fit

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Haizaki: I'm constantly filled with so much rage, I hate everybody-

Nosaka: dear, my back hurts, could I get a massage?

Haizaki, shoving Nosaka face down on the couch: I will annihilate your fucking back pain.

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Midorikawa, sobbing: what am I going to doooo there's no one here to hear my cry for help

Google assistant picking up his voice: how can I help you?

Midorikawa:

Midorikawa, crying louder: ICHIROUTA USED TO ASK ME THAAAT

Suzuno from the other room: for the love of everything he just went to the store!

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Kidnappers: we have your boyfriend

Kazemaru: I don't have a boyfriend-

Kidnappers: he has never stopped speaking in famous sayings please come pick him up we're going insane

Kazemaru: oh no you have Ryuuji please tell me you weren't on speak-

Midorikawa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND THEN WHO AM I??

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHAJSUWJWJCKWHSJDJDKSKCJWKDICIV FROYMITSU CONTENT AND I DIDNT HAVE TO MAKE IT MYSELF IM SCREAMING THANK YOU FOR THIS INDORECT GIFT ROSA AAAAAAAAAAA

Froy, joking: I should have Ichihoshi kill you for that.

Ichihoshi, from nearby: Who?

Froy: Ichihoshi, I was just kidding, don’t-

Ichihoshi, taking out a knife: No, is he bothering you? 

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Afuro: *is upset*

Nagumo: I will burn everything of this universe to a crisp to be sure I eradicated whatever it is that hurt you

Suzuno: just give him a hug, idiot.

Nagumo: oh *hugs Terumi*

Afuro: *purrs into the hug and smiles*

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Kazemaru: :(

Midorikawa: ow turn that frown upside down babe!

Kazemaru: ):

Midorikawa: listen up you little-

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Nagumo, under his breath: future husbands say what

Afuro and Suzuno: what?

Nagumo: *SCREAMS INTERNALLY*

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Haizaki: whoever says I'm not romantic is a fucking idiot, I ALWAYS hold the door open for Yuuma!

Haizaki: *proceeds to open the door*

Haizaki: *rips it off the wall*

Haizaki: *starts slamming it to the ground to establish dominance*

Asuto:

Nosaka:

Asuto: are you sure you wanna date him?

Nosaka: absolutely.

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Fudou: would you marry anyone from our team?

Kazemaru: no. I would marry Genda

Fudou: ...but he's from our tea-

Kazemaru: no, he's an angel sent from the Heavens to relieve me from the stress you all cause me.

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Nosaka: is Ryouhei turn to was the dishes and I overheard him saying "who do you work for you crystalline motherfucker?!" While repeatedly shoving the glass under the water

Nosaka: ...

Nosaka: at least he's having fun-

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Suzuno: *moody in bed after an awful day*

Afuro & Nagumo: *climb carefully on the bed to embrace him between them*

Afuro: are you ok sweetheart?

Suzuno, mumbling: now a bit.

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Kazemaru: and what do we say when our actions upset someone?

Midorikawa: hoe mad

Kazemaru: babe no-

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Tobitaka: I heard you like bad boys...

Toramaru: n-not really

Tobitaka: oh thank goodness because I'm so tired of being one. Would you taste test my curry?