#inappropriate use of jutsu

[driftingdryad]

Omg Bestie! I know I wanted to wait a bit with new request but hear me out!

Shikamaru or Shikaku teasing his girlfriend / partner with the Shadow technique 🥵🫣 Please! 🤭

Ask and you shall receive babes! xox

Listen I'm no jutsu expert and the Naras probs can't use the Shadow Sewing Technique to do all this filth, buuuuut for the sake of the spice let's pretend they can m'kay? lol

Also this is like the third time I've ever written anything smutty so pls be gentle! Thank yooou 🫶

((P.S. just so it's stated in multiple places, Shikamaru is in his mid 20s here!))

𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬

Word count: 2.2k

18+, Mid 20s Shikamaru, Clan Head Shikamaru, established relationship, consensual objectification, D/s dynamics, bondage, a little bit of pain play, mild overstim, inappropriate use of shadows lol

You waited in anticipation as you knelt upon the ornately embroidered cushions in the corner of Shikamaru's private office. ‘Be still,’ you reminded yourself, only moving your eyes as you cast a glance around the room in hopes of finding something to take your mind off of the heat rising between your thighs.

Shikamaru's private office was spacious, but minimalist in its aesthetic. The walls were lined with shelves housing a plethora of books, scrolls, and clan documents. When the titles of books on strategy and history didn't hold your interest, you wished Shika would let you fill the small gaps on his shelves with knick knacks. Then you'd at least have something to focus on and keep you still ‘like a good doll.’

You subtly clenched your thighs as your mind drifted back to your current situation. No, knick knacks probably wouldn't help you, and they weren't his style anyway. His office was the embodiment of function over form. Sure there were a few personal touches here and there, the large antique desk Shika had inherited from his father; a single picture of Team 10 in their genin years sitting on the windowsill overlooking the private garden; the well loved shogi set that sat mid-play on a low table on the opposite side of the room from you. There was no decor, though. Shikamaru didn't find such trivial things necessary to the overall function of his space. Plus, what man needed decorations when they had a gorgeous little thing like you — naked with your pretty little pussy weeping onto the luxurious pillows you knelt on — to liven up his space instead?

You were never usually one for sitting still long; something that Shikamaru endlessly grumbled about, though with adoration in his eyes; but something about being the only piece of true decoration in his office made you feel all floaty, and you wanted nothing more than to please him. Who knew being objectified by the man you love could feel so good?

You knew how much of a drag all his tedious paperwork was, and it made your heart soar to know that you made it more bearable for him. The wonderful feelings that came from Shikamaru directing you to kneel in your designated display space in his office was enough to keep you still, blissed out on the idea of being nothing more than an object, a porcelain doll, for him to devour with his eyes between reports.

Well… it kept you still for the first couple of hours. After that, the anticipation of what would come next — after all the paperwork was neatly filed away and Shikamaru finally relaxed into his high back chair and graced you with his full attention — had you starting to lose composure. He'd never made you wait for longer than two hours before. Today, it was nearing the four hour mark, and you weren't sure how much longer you could take it. You wanted to please him, gods you wanted to please him so badly, but your calves had long ago gone numb and you were certain that if you weren't touched soon you might start humping the pillow beneath you like a feral dog.

You shifted slightly hoping to ease some of the pressure on your calves, but only really succeeded in accidently squeezing your sensitive pussy between your plush thighs. The subtle pressure almost made you moan, but you didn't want to draw Shikamaru's attention to your rule breaking. Dolls weren't allowed to move, nevermind pleasure themselves, even if it was an accident.

A deep sigh had your eyes locked on Shikamaru in an instant. He met your gaze with half-lidded chocolate brown eyes that sent a shiver down your spine. Apparently, you hadn't been as subtle as you thought.

“Getting needy, are you?” Shika drawled, his voice low and calm as he inspected you. “Troublesome woman.”

His heavy gaze trailed your form slowly, taking in every detail from your quivering thighs, to your pink nipples that pebbled under his stare, then up to your large pleading eyes.

Troublesome woman indeed. You so badly wanted to tell him that yes, you were so incredibly needy for him, and that if he'd just please give you the release command you would crawl across his office on numb legs to the space beneath his desk that you loved so much and keep his cock warm in your throat until he was done work please, please, please!

But he didn't give you the command, and so you remained in place, unable to move or speak. A soft, pathetic whimper bubbled up your throat instead, a noise you were able to make on technicality alone.

A lazy grin lifted the corner of Shikamaru's lips. “I've kept you waiting a long time, haven't I, baby? You've done so good for me, though.”

His praise lit you up inside, warmth spreading through your system and lifting you higher into that fuzzy, floaty place. Shikamaru must have seen it on your face because his grin widened and something calculating flashed in his eyes.

“I still have two more reports and some scrolls to sign off on...”

Your heart dropped, and you're sure that your desperation was showing in your eyes. You wanted to whine in displeasure this time but held it back. You wanted to keep being a good doll for him, to make Shika proud of you. Whiney girls did neither of those things. You could tell he was waiting for it, though, giving you a moment to process. When you didn't make a fuss, he nodded, pleased.

“How about a little warm-up while I finish up? You'd like that, wouldn't you, pretty girl?” His gaze smoldered and trapped you within their depths.

Your eyes widened. Had Shikamaru read your mind? Your tongue flicked out and wet your lips unconsciously. Oh, how you loved having him buried in your throat. Your body tensed, waiting for the release command so you could throw yourself across the room at his feet. You could feel a rush of slick dribble down your inner thigh at the dirty images flashing through your mind.

The command never came. A single fluid hand gesture later, and Shikamaru's face fell back into his regular bored working expression as he opened the next file folder on the stack. You kneeled there, still as a statue, in utter confusion. Didn't he say…?

And then you saw it. Flowing out from beneath Shikamaru's desk were long tendrils of his shadow. You watched awe as the shadows glided across the floor towards your quivering frame. The Nara clan's secret techniques never failed to amaze you.

A jolt of excitement ran through you as the tendrils reached you, gently prodding your skin where it met the floor. You sighed softly at the familiar coolness of Shika’s shadow as the tendrils glided up along your heated skin.

Tearing your eyes away from the shadows that were exploring your body with gentle brushes, you turned your attention back to Shikamaru. You knew that while it seemed that the shadows had a mind of their own, in actuality, every move they made was at his behest. You'd never be able to tell though with the way he was diligently focused on the papers in front of him, pen scratching across the page here and there.

A small but sharp pain on your thigh drew your attention back to the tendrils. It seemed Shika wanted you to focus on yourself, not him. The sharpened tendril on your thigh dulled again before trailing over to your hand that rested palm up on your thigh. It wrapped around your wrist, tight but gentle, before forcing it behind your back. More tendrils mirrored the action with your other hand, binding them in shadows behind your back. You tugged experimentally on the binding hold — more out of curiosity than an actual want to escape — and were met with another needle like prick of warning against your skin.

You let your body relax into the hold of Shikamaru's shadow, enjoying the feeling of the many tendrils exploring your body. Some caressed gently while others pricked against your skin, only to be soothed by a softer touch. You reveled in the feeling of finally being touched after such a long wait, gasping and twitching as Shikamaru's shadows teased you. They were almost everywhere. You couldn't tell where one tendril began, and another ended. You had no clue how many there were either. All you knew was that they felt amazing teasing against your skin, and the need between your thighs was reaching a fever pitch.

Desperation bubbled up inside you as the tendrils explored; curling around your legs, whispering across your ticklish tummy, smoothing down your arms, and even softly caressing your cheeks, but not a single one strayed to the places you wanted them most. Your ass, breast and cunt were left untouched and alight with need. Sure, the feather light touches and sparks of pain already had you gasping, but you wanted more.

When finally a single shadow ghosted along the underside of one of your perky tits a whimper escaped your throat. Your hips stuttered forward against your will, raising your bottom off your calves, searching for something to grind against. A tendril that had wound its way around your hips tightened and jerked your body back to the proper position.

Shikamaru made a ‘tsk’ sound but didn't raise his head to acknowledge you. “Doll's can't move on their own. You know this,” he chastised.

He wasn't looking at you, but you lowered your gaze in apology either way. You did know that, but you couldn't help it! It didn't matter, though. Shika's shadows would help you.

The shadow tendrils tightened their grip on your wrists and spread further up your arms, binding them together from wrist to elbow. At the same time, the one around your hips extended out more tendrils to the floor, effectively anchoring you in place. The worst part, though, was the thicker tendrils that encased your folded thighs and yanked them apart with a strength that always surprised you.

Your glistening, sopping wet pussy was suddenly exposed to the cool air of the room, your clit peeking out from between your spread folds. Your most intimate parts displayed for Shikamaru. You could feel the heat of a mortified blush spreading from your chest to the tips of your ears. The embarrassment had your poor little pussy clenching down on thin air, even more aroused than you'd been seconds ago.

A shadow brushed along your inner thigh, trailing up, up, up to your spread core. Finally your pathetic pussy was going to get the attention it needed. Or not. Just before reaching the apex of your thighs the shadow shot up your body and wrapped tightly around your left breast. A keening cry left your throat at the unexpected move, so different from the slow sensual touches you'd been receiving thus far.

The shadow gripped your flesh, the tip of the tendril reaching out to flick your taut nipple. It hurt, but felt so good all at once. You arched against Shikamaru's restraining shadows and felt more of your slick dribble down your inner thighs. Another tendril climbed your body to tease your other nipple.

The tendrils enveloping your body continued to play across your skin, the mix of pleasure and pain so great that you soon began losing yourself to it, floating further away from reality with every second. You quickly lost track of time, but very briefly a clear thought crossed your mind: Your gasps and moans were probably distracting. You didn’t want to cause trouble for Shikamaru. You probably shouldn't let yourself float too far into the fuzzy space in your head. You needed to reel yourself back in, but you felt so good.

When you managed to pry your eyes open though Shikamaru was still diligently working away as if you weren't a twitching, near overstimulated mess on his office floor. His indifference fanned the flames within you and it felt like all he would need to do is send a single bored glance at your drenched cunt for you to fall over the edge. You could already imagine his teasing, ‘poor baby, so worked up and pathetic that you came without me even touching that pretty little pussy’. You mewled out a sob at your imaginary Shikamaru's words, closing your eyes again and throwing your head back, letting yourself fully fall into the overwhelming sensations swarming your body.

You didn't know how long you were bound there, spread wide and on display as Shikamaru teased you into oblivion with his shadow, but it all came crashing down around you in an instant. A single, electrifying brush of a cool shadow against your throbbing clit was all it took.

Your eyes flew open, unfocused, as a broken cry ripped from your throat. Your pussy clenched hard around nothing as your body went taut against your bonds, Shikamaru's name a worshiping chant in your head. The tendrils of shadows lost their chaotic vigor, instead caressing soft and gentle easing you through the intense orgasm.

When all that was left were the aftershocks and you managed to raise your head, you were once again met with Shikamaru's half-lidded gaze. His eyes were full of such heat and adoration that a soft, dopey smile took over your lips. He'd enjoyed the show. He'd enjoyed you.

“Such a good little doll,” Shikamaru said lowly, pushing himself away from his desk and rising. Your smile widened as he crossed the room to you.

For him? Always ♡

[maoam]

Something about this scene;

I know some people have naturally used this scene to argue Naruto is straight because of his reaction. But I think the scene is more nuanced than that. As we can see Sakura reacts with nosebleed to this jutsu, which symbolises arousal.

But Naruto doesn’t have a nosebleed towards the girl-girl jutsu, he’s just excited over Konohamaru’s new ability, as he explains this is a friendly competition between them. So he’s not excited in that way. Why not just make him react like Sakura? Because their reactions aren’t the same.

We do know Naruto finds Sasuke attractive even if he is hesitant to admit that (like he knows it might be inappropriate) and does the reverse harem jutsu later which he practiced more than rasengan. But somehow the Sai/Sasuke jutsu is too much in his opinion. In my opinion the obvious explanation is just that he doesn’t want to see Sasuke like that with someone else. I mean:

It’s not like he doesn’t dislike Suigetsu (and Taka) for no reason other than that they used to hang around Sasuke... and it’s not like he doesn’t react dramatically concerning Sasuke any other time...

I remember seeing even Japanese men who said Naruto sounded like a jealous boyfriend in that 4-tails moment. 😭

[dayseternal-blog]

OKOKOK I might sound weird but do you have any kinky naruhina fanfics?

This anon has nearly the exact same wording as my most popular fanfic rec ask that I answered in 2021. For some pervy reason, that post has seen the most circulation out of all my fanfic rec lists 🤭 maybe because I sorted it by kinks? Maybe because I included hentai?

Anyway, perhaps the same anon is back for

A New Kinky Rec List ver. 2? 🙈

New year, new additions to the craziest, kinkiest NaruHina fics I've yet read 😳 lol again, majorly inappropriate, these new ones will be sorted by kinks below the cut.

NaruHina Smut & Kink

A reminder that some of these are meant to be read with humor! And these are all rated Explicit.

BDSM

“Down the Rabbit Hole” by @vegebulsoup - Modern AU, One-shot. Despite his protests, Jiraiya takes Naruto out to a hostess club for his birthday and it’s not quite what he expected.

"The sweet, shy, innocent Kunoichi" by @tjtheanimelover - Canon-Divergent AU, Series of One-shots. See Naruto's point of view as he and Hinata partake in some naughty activities

"Bruise" from "Lips, Tongue, Teeth" by @wickermayne - Canon-Compatible, One-shot. Warning: bruise and pain play

CLONES/THREESOME/MORESOME

“After the Bleeep” by @peppercornpress - Canon-Compatible, Multi-chapter, Complete. Naruto and Hinata agree to try out phone-sex while Naruto is off on a business trip. Things do not go as planned.

“Savage” from “NaruHina Erotica Oneshots” by @makuro767 - Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot. I am the sun, you know you need me / And you might get burned if you take too much / Don’t get addicted ‘cause, I’m gonna fade you like that rush / Is that blood on me or blush?

"Double Trouble" by vegebulsoup - Canon-Compatible, One-shot. The Seventh Hokage is always using shadow clones to help him fulfill his many roles. He even sends one to help his wife around the house and keep her company. But when Hinata starts killing his clones in the middle of the day, Naruto struggles to keep his composure at work as the clone's memories flood his mind.

"High School AU" from "NaruHina & MenHina Lemons" by Veradux - High School AU, Three-shot. "This can't continue, Menma." Naruto sighed. "I'll invite her over, and we'll ask her to choose one of us."

"New Years, New Beginnings" from "Small Doses" by @chloelapomme - Modern AU, One-shot. Tonight was the night. New year, new beginning. She had finally made her decision regarding the two men that had been gravitating around her, openly flirting with her for a year now.

"Fun With Clones" from "Tales of the Seventh Hokage and the Byakugan Hime" by Nihal Tonks-Lupin - Canon-Compatible, One-shot. They've been married for 3 years now, and Hinata knew her husband better than anyone. She knew she could get him into trouble, but she also knew he would not mind at all. The reward was too great for him to complain about a little public embarrassment.

"Naughty Hinata" by afydith - Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. Hinata Hyuga was thought of as the most innocent person in the village, but how wrong everyone was.

"New Tactics" by konyah - Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Her eyes darted to the books on her night table. She absolutely cannot BELIEVE that Naruto had these sleazy books in his library, and in a spot their children could easily access! Even if they were from his mentor - she could tell that he had read threw them a few times from the slightly torn pages.

"Teaching" by Senrab Nomis - Canon-Divergent, One-shot. Hinata wants to learn the shadow clone jutsu, and who better to teach her than Naruto? Now if only he could figure out why her clones aren't exact copies. Surely there must be some reason they keep appearing in their underwear?

STAMINA/MULTIPLE ORGASMS/CUM INFLATION/SIZE KINK

"Valentine's Eve" by v0c SweetKiss - Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot. With Naruto's love towards Sakura begins to waver, Hinata seized this opportunity to take action.

“Love in all the wrong places” by Pelican182 - Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. She knew what she was getting into, yet didn’t try to stop it. How could she when she’d already become so addicted. [I just found out that the fic was deleted or something. I tried to get it on the wayback machine, but it only had Ch. 1, Ch. 4, and Ch. 5]

"Spit" from "Lips, Tongue, Teeth" by wickermayne - Canon-Compatible, One-shot. They started with her fingers first. “I’m just too big, y’know? Don’t wanna hurt you,” Naruto mumbled between sloppy kisses.

“Hinata’s Plan” by EreborMarkus - Rated E for major hentai smut, Canon-Divergent, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. Hinata has been working on a plan for years now, and poor Naruto has no clue. It’s finally time to reel in her man.

"Naruto Hinata" from "Naruto Deserted Island" by Freedom Guard - Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot. What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out.

"Hinata Hyuuga, Training Session of Seduction" from "Naruto's Beginnings of the Fox's Seed" by sandkings321 - Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot. Naruto Uzumaki is a dominating Adonis - blessed with good looks, a strong body oozing with pure manliness and unadulterated testosterone, pure animal magnetism, an unquenchable thirst for sex and a habit of dominating submissive horny women and bringing them into his harem. 

"Icha Icha Paradise: The Jinchuuriki and the Hyuga Heiress" by DarkChild316 - Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot.  After a day of playing in the snow, Naruto and Hinata return home to the Hokage Mansion where things "heat up" in a hurry.

SQUIRTING

“Work Relations” from “Hinata Oneshot Series” by tjtheanimelover - Modern AU, One-shot. Naruto and Hinata are both adult film stars who have secret crushes on each other. When they finally get the chance to work together, the results will be explosive.

“Instagram Lust” by conquereddaddyissues - Rated E, Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. Naruto can’t stop thinking about Sakura’s roommate Hinata. Or asking about her. Sakura does him a favor, & now he can’t stop watching her Instagram stories. Or jerking off to them. Fuck, did Hinata turn him into a pervert?

CHEATING

"Happiness Found" by dreadlord789 - Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot. The war has been won, differences have been set aside, and Naruto is now Hokage, married to his childhood crush. Though his marriage is far from perfect, he finds comfort in the one woman who has never left his side.

“Runner’s High” (to be rewritten) by @bunny-hoodlum - Rated E, College/Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. She’s an older woman. She’s also married. He’s a freshman at University. Single. She’s the one he wants and he doesn’t see what’s so wrong about that.

DRUGGED/DUB-CON/NON-CON

“Antidote” by tragedyneverends - Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. During a mission, Sakura and Hinata get bitten by highly venomous spiders. They don’t have enough time to prepare the antidote so, to save their lives, they’ll need Sasuke’s and Naruto’s… help.

"don't mind me" from "love incredible" by @ellaroundpanda - Magic AU, One-shot. In which a seemingly innocent box of cookies causes some trouble for Naruto and it's up to Hinata to deal with the consequences... Or, Naruto eats a bunch of cookies laced with extremely potent aphrodisiacs and no one but Hinata can help him.

"Blessed Poison" by @journalist298 - Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot. After a run-in with a rogue female ninja who hates men, Naruto is infected with a poison that will kill him in 24 hours. There's only one cure. Hinata will do anything to save him...anything.

SEMI-PUBLIC/IN PUBLIC/EXHIBITIONISM

“Chapter 2: Modern AU” from “NaruHina and MenHina Lemons” by Veradux - Rated E, Modern AU, One-shot. Theme: Olympics Swimmer Naruto (22) x University Junior Hinata (19)

"Married Life:Crazy Adventures" by LolaTheSa - Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. Come with Naruto and Hinata to see their married adventures.

"Icha Icha Nightly Report" by tjtheanimelover - Modern AU, One-shot. Hinata is a regular reporter for the Konoha News Station by day but is a freaky reporter by night. She will stop at nothing to go all out for her viewers but once her reports get leaked what will she do and how will everyone react?

“Naruto’s New Focus” by @truebkgirl - Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. For 18 months training and missions have been put on hold due to the loss of his arm. Now, Naruto is mission-ready and learns that a number of his comrades have taken on seduction missions… He’s questioning his feelings but never lets his focus waiver. Naruto has a new mission to endure. All he needs now is to figure out if SHE wants to be part of it.

"Peeping Naruto" by randomteenager - Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot.  Jiraiya orders Naruto to complete one of the hardest missions of his young life.

“On-Screen” by browniefic - Modern AU, One-shot. In which camboy Naruto’s girlfriend makes an appearance on camera.

PREGNANCY/LACTATION

"Perspective" from "Naruhina Oneshot Prompts" by tjtheanimelover - Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Written for NH Prompts 2022, March 1st- Extra Prompt: Perspective

"Relief (Hinata)" from "VulgarAssassin's Naruto Drabble Dump" by wickermayne - Canon-Compliant, Drabble. Boruto wasn't a hungry baby.

DARK!NARUTO/DEMON/KYUUBI

 “Fifty Shades of Denial” from “Heartbreaks and Heartaches” by @powerful-niya - Crime AU, One-shot. NHPrompts22 Prompt 8: “You know, things wouldn’t be all that different if we were dating.”

"Incubus" from "NaruHina Erotica Oneshots" by Makuro767 - Demons AU, One-shot. It’s not a fairytale love story. It’s not a teenage romance. She didn’t even know if this can be considered romance.

"Friction" by Supercar - Canon-Compatible, One-shot.  It was as if they were no longer just Naruto and Hinata. He couldn't tell where one ended and the other began. He didn't want to.

FURRY/MATING/ALPHA/OMEGA DYNAMICS

Chapter 13 from “NaruHina Oneshots” by powerful-niya - Fox!Naruto x Bunny!Hinata AU, One-shot. In a world where Humanus Hybrid Prey and Predators live and hunt, one fox and one bunny meet unexpectedly.

"The Beastmaster and the Witch" from "NaruHina & Menhina Lemons" by Veradux - Fantasy AU, One-shot. Hinata Hyuga, the Cosmic Witch of the East, is not a typical witch.

"Alpha" from "NaruHina Erotica Oneshots by Makuro767 - A/B/O Canon-Divergent AU, Three-shot. Naruto bit Hinata...that's not a good thing...or is it?

I wrote these:

“Sweet As” from “Needs & Wants” - Alpha/Omega Modern AU, One-shot. Hinata gives Naruto candy on Valentine’s, and he develops a crush early-on.

"Lovesick" - A/O Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. She wasn't ready for Naruto to come-of-age. He wasn't ready, either.

AGE DIFFERENCE

“Risk of Intimacy” by browniefic - Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. Naruto knows right from wrong. He knows the right thing to do in this situation is to train his business partner’s daughter. He knows the wrong thing to do in this situation is to fuck her against his desk. But goddamn it, he’s only one person.

"Hinata (DILF Naruto)" from "Chicken Ramen for the Pervert's Soul" by wickermayne - Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot. Naruto knew better. “Here you are, Uzumaki-sama.” He bit back a growl, taking the cup of tea from Hisashi’s eldest daughter.

"Lust for Life" by chloelapomme - Modern AU, One-shot. When did one stop being a child? A little kid seeking affection? Was it when they got so much that they eventually had to leave the suffocating love of their parents? Or was it when they never got enough that they asked for more in some other ways?

"Miss Hinata" by Sadistic One - Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. Hinata's life had become a custom routine until Naruto joined her company four months ago. Somewhere in month three, Sakura assigns Naruto to be her work husband. That wouldn't be a problem if Hinata wasn't thirty-five and already married. However, Naruto knows this, everyone else knows she's married, so why did he kiss her?

"Dissolve Me" by bunnyhoodlum - Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. He remembers the her before the bad coping mechanisms as he struggles to find the balance between doing what's right and doing right by her.

"Hot For Teacher" by truebkgirl - College AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. Without looking back up to him she says, "I'll be on at 9:45. Don't be tardy." Naruto's smile widens. "I haven't been tardy for you yet, Ms. Hyuuga."

ANAL

"Hole" from "Lips, Tongue, Teeth" by wickermayne - Canon-Compatible, One-shot. Naruto eats ass.

"Fantasy AU" from "NaruHina & MenHina Lemons" by Veradux - Fantasy AU, One-shot. Theme: Naruto (Dragon Emperor, 24) x Hinata (Sorceress Concubine, 21)

I know this list isn't exhaustive, like I'm definitely missing some good ones, but it's getting too long and the post keeps glitching lol. So anon, take a look at my first list and this one for a whole lot of smut!!

[twofortea]

For the ask game: "Chidori Dick"???

LOL it's exactly what it sounds like lmao. Kakashi/Sakura one-shot. Tags include: crack, smut, multiple orgasms, Rokudaddy, inappropriate use of jutsu. I honestly have this one 70% done and just need that final push to finish it but here is a lil snippet.

“Close your eyes for a second.” She played along, expecting him to surprise her with a new toy, or perhaps that leather bondage outfit they’d been eyeing in the store. The last thing she expected was the high-pitched chirping of birds. 

Thank you for the ask <3

[inappropriateuseof]

Inappropriate Use of Kage Bunshin no Jutsu

[justsomeoneunordinary]

Fic Rec

Knifepoint (28815 words) by Good_Grief Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna Characters: Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Izuna, Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama Additional Tags: Background HashiMadaMito, Genderbending, Female Senju Tobirama, Female Uchiha Izuna, A/B/O, nontraditional abo, Uchiha Izuna Lives, courting gifts, Marking, Masterbation, knots, Knotting Dildos, Strap-Ons, Sex Toys, Anal Plug, Fisting, inappropriate use of jutsu, Inappropriate Use of Sharingan, Inappropriate Use of Clones, Aftercare, Demisexual Senju Tobirama, Knives used to remove clothing, Knives as a metaphor for consent in a story where everything is consensual, symbolic knives Summary: Izuna and Tobirama have never had to hide from each other, not on the battlefield and not in the bedroom.

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I'm usually not one for A/B/O, but this fic is an exception. The worldbuilding in this is absolutely incredible, the dynamic between Izuna and Tobirama so intriguing, the non-traditional A/B/O really interesting even to someone like me who usually doesn't enjoy it, and the F/F smut absolutely phenomenal. This fic is hands down my favorite lesbian porn fics ever - I rarely see rough and gritty sex depicted in F/F spaces, but this fic delivers on every front. Please read and leave kudos as well as a kind comment, if you haven't already!

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That would look so bizarre and concerning to Shisui, and also Ino's parents, if older her woke up in her child body before he died and she was trying to keep it under wraps but couldn't quite contain her grief. She had lost all of them, after all, and she'd be acting the weirdest around Shisui, whose life currently hangs in the balance once more. Which, omg, imagine the stress that would add to his situation. That man is already under a ton of pressure, and now his baby sister is acting like she's been severely traumatized and no one knows why. How would they kill Danzo though in their tiny child bodies? Because you know they would. Unless they told someone else about the future and that person took it into their hands? Oh man, imagine her dad doing a mind walk on her, his baby, and learning everything. What a mess she and Sasuke would make.

Oh it would absolutely be a hot mess!

What could kid!Sasuke and kid!Ino even do? Well the trauma would probably activate Sasuke's Mangekyou and, if he still has the Sage's chakra (assuming these things transcend time and space etc etc) then possibly the Rinnegan too. Chakra is an energy source, not a muscle, so it's about practice and amount rather than needing to completely relearn Jutsu and techniques. This means Sasuke could probably throw around some good moves, he just wouldn't be in good physical form (a very healthy kid, yeah, but no Taijutsu or kenjutsu to speak of). Ino, on the other hand, is in the same boat with her physical condition BUT she will have masters Yamanaka techniques as well as her knowledge and intelligence training.

Logistics of this AU?

There is an extremely high chance that Ino doesn't even make it out of the house before Inoichi and Shisui descend on her for an intervention. This is partially because even as master manipulator can't completely conceal a huge change like time travel, let alone with Inoichi and Shisui both watching her, but also because Ino would have time travelled due to her being highly emotionally compromised AND then immediately be confronted with said triggers. She would be bawling and holding Shisui in an iron grip, she might know better but the brain chemicals of being eight definitely win out.

Sasuke, on the hand, bolts as soon as he is conscious. Mikoto calls him for breakfast and he's scrabbling for the window before he's even aware of moving. He jumps the wall, ignoring the Uchiha guards complaining after him, and he hightails it over the rooftops and throws himself towards Ino's house, realises the risks and pauses in the hedgerow to try and calm down and make a plan.

Except Shisui plucks him out of the bushes before then.

Cue Inoichi fearing that, like with Fū going missing with Danzo, Ino has been approached inappropriately. Cue Shisui freaking out that the village is threatening his nearest and dearest by escalating the situation. Cue a mindwalk and a bunch of confessions.

Cue Inoichi and Shisui actually talking about the situation.

Cue explosion.

OR

Ino manages to bolt, like Sasuke does, and they immediately hunt down the ROOT base. Shisui and Inoichi - for Ino - and Itachi (for Sasuke) are tracking them down and meet up. Cue fears that both children have been kidnapped or something. Meanwhile, the two kids are going batshit feral trying to tear through ROOT to reach Danzo. Ino uses some fucked up mental technique (think the mass-effect one Inoichi used during The Chuunin Exam Crush) to make operatives drop whilst Sasuke is ripping the SharingArm off. Shisui, Inoichi and Itachi arrive just in time to watch Ino force a confession from Danzo before Sasuke turns him into a bloodstain. Somehow Sai is adopted by Ino throughout this fucking nonsense lmao

Shisui is guilt-ridden, horrified, relieved, and also massively touched that Ino time travelled to save him.

Itachi is... Complicated. Sasuke now is very very different from the petulant blushy boy from before.

Inoichi is absolutely going to drag the Sandaime over hot coals. As soon as he gets his kids home and cuddles them for ever being without him.

This is absolutely crack treated far too seriously but I'm compelled by Ino and Sasuke, both sunshine kids in their own ways, flicking the time travel switch and turning into jaded overprotective kiddies who share a matching bitch face

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Day 16: Holiday Dinner

Author: Zelha Pairing: ShikaSaku Additional Tags: Naughtiness under the table, established couple, spousal shenanigans, inappropriate use of jutsu, Shikamaru trying a pervy experiment for the sake of curiosity Word Count: 1000

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People keep saying that bsu is forced and bsa isn’t. But have you ever seen Boruto cry for Salad like he did in the novel for Sumire?

Bsa is forced because of who their parents are. That’s (and for power babies) is the only reason people ship them. But now that Kishi has taken over the series again, I highly doubt they’ll end up together.

But it just annoys me when people do fanart of cool nh moments and trace it into bsa or compare them to each other or even post photos of Kushina, Hinata and Salad together.

And people have the nerve to say that she’s the most beautiful, talented, strongest, best waifu, and mc’s love interest.

Like bro, Boruto lost an eye for her and someone even lost their life cause she was useless!

Why couldn’t they have put her under Ada’s spell? It’ll make things way easier. But because she’s unaffected and Sasuke is, everyone’s claiming it’s because of her love for Boruto and that bsa will triumph. But they completely forget that Sumire’s immune too.

Someone even said that Salad’s immune for her love for Boruto and Sumire’s immune for her love for Kawaki.

Sumire is immune thanks to Nue, right? No one knows why Salad’s immune and honestly, no one really cares.

And I thought that she was a chunin but apparently she’s still a genin, which means she could actually be Hokage.

I’m just picturing that whenever the village is in danger, she will stand there being useless while her friends save her.

How can anyone like her? She dresses inappropriately and is useless, then in part 2 she dresses like a hooker. Honestly, she’s kind of grossing me out now.

And people still have the nerve to say she’s the sun to the cold and distant Boruto and in part 1, they were saying how she was the moon to Boruto’s sun.

That’s Mitsuki’s!

bsa is forced the anime moments alone make that clear, but even in the manga Boruto had to lose an eye cause of her. He is never shown crying over Sarada like you said as well.

Yeah bsa shippers are just Sakura fans who want to use the ship to full for their NaruSaku delusions or make it a trophy to make Sakura look better.

But it just annoys me when people do fanart of cool nh moments and trace it into bsa or compare them to each other or even post photos of Kushina, Hinata and Salad together.

I know what you mean its annoying seeing them still and use NaruHina fanart for a ship like that. More so when they try and force the family dynamics when despite knowing the Uzumaki family Sarada isn't close with them at all.

All of those are lies she isn't that beautiful nor that talented. Even strong is hard to say when she is proving herself to be as useless as Sakura.

I agree her falling for Eida's spell would have made sense we don't know any reason why though for her all Sumire. Sasuke is affected by it he just trust Sarada's words.

It won't be her love for Boruto cause if that was the case Shikamaru and many others who found their true love wouldn't affected either.

For Omnipotence my theory is that since Sumire likes Boruto and Eida sees Sarada the same and her wish is to be with Kawaki it didn't affect them cause if Boruto is replaced with Kawaki in their minds they basically become her love rivals. So in order to grant her wish her jutsu leaves them out so the won't compete with her when it comes to Kawaki. The same would apply to her charm since that is branched from Omnipotence.

Sumire doesn't love Kawaki at all she loves Boruto. We don't know why either Sumire or Sarada are unaffected, but if it is cause of love it would only be cause Eida assumed Sarada liked Boruto or saw her as a possible love rivalry for Kawaki.

Yeah the anime and manga teams aren't communicating you can tell the Chunin arc was filler done by them since they are bias towards Sarada.

I know what you mean am not a fan of clothes either and the sun and moon argument is stupid and fits Sumire more then Sarada. Mistuki is the Moon as well, but just like how Sasuke and Naruto were and Hinata was also his moon/sun the same would go for Sumire.

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Kae, I must ask, I wanna hear about hidans crimes against humanity

i revealed a tiny bit here, but perhaps hidan’s biggest crime is using lord jashin’s gift (his jutsu) inappropriately!

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by Nikkia

Hashirama tests out a new jutsu he created that sends out a poison pollen.

Unbeknownst to him, the Mokuton follows his inner desires and makes pollen, sure, but not poison pollen.

Why is Madara jumping him all of a sudden?

Words: 484, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Naruto

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara

Relationships: Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara

Additional Tags: Warring States Period (Naruto), Mokuton, Sex Pollen, on accident lol, HashiMada Week 2023 (Naruto), Inappropriate use of Mokuton, smut will be next chapter

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Rating: Explicit (This is the overall rating but varies from chapter to chapter) Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Relationship: Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka Please see Ao3 for tags

Summary: Drabble for the prompt “Mud wall”

Words: 121

Comment: Inappropriate use of jutsu is my KakaIru headcanon 🍆🐬 

Mud wall

Kakashi was smiling widely. In front of him, a pert butt was sticking out of a mud wall. Iruka had protested vehemently when Kakashi had proposed the chuunin with the idea of trapping him in a wall, but he had begged and Iruka had given in. 

Iruka was shifting nervously, his ass wiggling slightly, and Kakashi’s smirk only growing wider. They were going to have so much fun. Iruka could feel the flare of chakra and hear a familiar poof of in all probability a shadow clone being created. He could hear its footsteps drawing closer, showing up around the corner of the damned wall. 

“Yo!” it leered, “I’ll be observing,” it stated matter-of-factly. Iruka shot a stabbing glare at the clone.

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as much as i. absolutely hate the jutsu. skdfjghdkfhg i feel like this needs to be poster somewhere in konoha

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Inappropriate use of the shadow strangle jutsu

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Hey! Sasuke in chapter 699 in a monologue thought he understood Naruto's feeling when he said he considered him a brother… just why? if he at Orochimaru's hideout is angry about the mention of the brotherhood (when Sai told him this)

Nice Ask, Anon!!! I’ll take this ask as a chance to clear up those In-Universe Brother dilemma, once and for all!!!!

Canonically, Naruto referenced Sasuke as his Brother only Twice... I’ll talk about both of them here...

he understood Naruto's feeling when he said he considered him a brother…

No.... Naruto never said "I consider you as a Brother"...... He only said, "When I am with you, I Wonder if it's like being with a Brother".... Meaning, he was just questioning himself about the Nature of his Bond with Sasuke. 

Naruto never had a Real Brother to reference his feelings.... Even if he understand how Brotherly feelings are, for example, his dynamics with Konohamaru and Inari.... Naruto couldn't figure out how exactly he feels for Sasuke at that time (in VoTE1). All he wanted was to provide a Family for Sasuke and be with him together. 

In Chapter 229, Naruto thinks about all the moments he shared with Sasuke before wondering if this bond was Brotherly...

All these panels tells you one thing... Naruto loves to bicker, banter, argue and be around Sasuke. 

Does this looks Brotherly???? Probably....

Does this looks Friendly???? Yeah....

Whereas, this is where Kishimoto shows his sheer brilliance whenever other people think about their brother in Narutoverse.... 

Example 1:

In Chapter 385, During Sasuke’s battle with Itachi, he thinks about all the wonderful moments he had with his brother.... 

It’s an Adorable & Pleasant Brotherly bond where the Elder one teaches things and the Younger learns from it... Having heart to heart conversations... Carrying the little one around... You could totally see Itachi acting not only as a Brother but also as a Mother and Father for Sasuke... 

Does this look Brotherly??? Absolutely Yes.... 

Does this look Friendly??? Hmmm... No.... You can see a clear Hierarchy here.. Love flows from Itachi to Sasuke and not the other way around....Sasuke is in the Receiving End of the Love... Friends usually don’t have an Hierarchy...

Example 2:

In Chapter 427 & 428, Konohamaru thinks about the moments Naruto made an impact on him and taught him his signature Jutsu, Rasengan. 

Well, this is not at all similar to Itachi & Sasuke bond.. LOL... But definitely cute in it’s own way. But contextually both are similar.... Naruto teaching his little Brother Konohamaru about new stuffs he learnt, just like Itachi was teaching Sasuke... Naruto inspires Konohamaru to become like him... 

Does all these panels looks Brotherly?? Definitely....

Does this look Friendly?? Not really.... Again Hierarchy is here... 

Just compare all the three bonds with their respective panels.... Look how N & S panels are very different from I & S and N & K.... 

N & S panels had no hierarchy.... Both were seen to be arguing, bickering and bantering with each other... It falls more on the Friendlier side than the Brotherly one.

So, What gives???

Naruto really considered Sasuke as his Friend, A Precious Bond which he finally able to make... He also came to realize that he somehow loves Sasuke... Because just before VoTE1 Battle, Naruto did this...

Naruto understands Sakura’s tears & pain because Naruto also loves Sasuke just like her.... 

Then Why did he say Sasuke was his Brother?? 

BROTHER REFERENCE NO.1

“What could you, with no parents or siblings, understand about me?”

Here Sasuke was questioning Naruto about Familial Bonds which he never had... It will be extremely inappropriate if Naruto answered, “I consider you as my Friend”.... Because Friends and Family members are not measured using the same scale. Family always takes the highest priority. 

If only Naruto said, “I can understand you because I am your Friend”... Sasuke would totally say this for sure....

“So Shut up, You OUTSIDER”

OUTSIDER means someone who is not a family member.... Here, Sasuke is asking a painful, hurtful but a logical question to Naruto.... “Naruto!!! You never had parents or siblings... You were always alone.... So, you couldn’t possibly understand how I really feel now... You are just an outsider... So Shut up!!!”

Yes.... This is how it would have panned out in VoTE1, if Naruto answered, ‘I am your Friend’..... in that context.....

BROTHER REFERENCE NO.2

“Why are you so attached to my brother?”

Naruto, here, is speaking to Itachi... A family member of Sasuke... He is also asking another logical question... “Why do you care about my Brother?”

Again, If only Naruto answered, “Sasuke is my friend who acknowledged me and existence.... bla bla bla”... Itachi could totally ask him.... “This is our Family matter... Why are you, an OUTSIDER meddling between us?”

And that’s exactly why Naruto references Sasuke as his Brother on only this Two occasions.... Because Naruto doesn’t want to be an Outsider when it comes to Sasuke... He wants Sasuke to be part of his Found Family along with Iruka... 

Well, after referencing Sasuke as his Brother in VoTE1... Naruto said this to Jiraiya...

Naruto in Part 2, said this to Sai...

“Sasuke is my friend... And he represents the Bond that I waited so long to receive...”

So, Whenever Naruto was asked about the nature of his Bond with Sasuke ( in the Context of Family), he called Sasuke as his Brother... On all other occasions, he always referenced Sasuke as his Friend...

And also, in Part 2... Naruto was in the phase of figuring out his feelings... He was in deep denial... Somehow, he understand that the nature of feelings he was having for Sasuke is not really Brotherly... He really wanted to deny that he was having some strange feelings for a Boy at all cost... That’s why he ended up doing these...

If Naruto truly considered Sasuke as his Brother... He wouldn’t be lying like this.. He could openly admit, “I was thinking about how to save Sasuke”.... And also, he was deflecting his feelings he was having for a Boy by flirting with another Girl... A Closeted Gay Behaviour...

Probably, he wanted to be Sasuke’s Brother forever while repressing his true feelings for Sasuke inside. But the moment, Sakura decided to fake confess him in Chapter 469, Naruto made up his decision....

“I hate people who lie to themselves”

It’s actually a weird word choice for Naruto.... He never said he hated people being certain way at any instance.. He never hated Kurama... He even ended up liking Zabuza and Haku....

Naruto is someone who understands other people on a deeper level... Naruto could easily find out that Sakura was lying to him... Which is not a big deal... But How could Naruto say Sakura was lying to herself??? Unless Naruto was also lying to himself about something and ended up doing something else...

Sakura loves Sasuke... but ended up making a fake confession to Naruto....

Naruto also loves Sasuke.... but ended up making a fake flirting advance to Sakura... 

Just scroll up to the previous panel I’ve attached here... Naruto was blatantly lying to himself about his feelings for Sasuke and he must have hated himself for it. That’s how he could easily find Sakura was lying to herself because he was lying to himself the whole time.

And those words, “I hate people who lie to themselves” must be a self-admonition for himself and Naruto finally decided to be honest with himself by openly confessing....

“It doesn’t matter, even if there’s no promise between us anymore.... I personally want to save Sasuke....”

That lifetime promise about bringing Sasuke back for Sakura..... Naruto trying to deflect his feelings about Sasuke by flirting with Sakura.... was all a lie he was saying to himself. 

Naruto finally admitted that this promise was never about Sakura and he always wanted to save Sasuke for himself. Also after this, Naruto neither flirted with her nor he addressed Sasuke as his Brother.... 

And it’s precisely for this reason.... even though Sasuke brought up the topic of Familial bonds and called him an ‘Outsider’, Under the Bridge.... Naruto never used the word, ‘Brother’..... [[Sorry for repeating the panel]]

He ended up saying...

“Because I’m your friend”

Naruto finally figured out that he can’t live without Sasuke and these feelings are not Brotherly.... And He admitted it.

And Finally in VoTE2, 

Naruto couldn’t explain the meaning of the word Friend to him.... He just admits the feeling behind that word.... “Whenever you are suffering alone... I felt pain... Exceedingly pained and there’s no way I can ignore it!!”

Naruto was totally a Tsundere throughout Part 1... VoTE1 is where he started to open up... So, he was figuring out the nature of his Bond with Sasuke. However, Naruto wants to keep Sasuke as his Family Member rather than being an Outsider... But he didn’t know what role to assign him... The closest bond he could assign was a Brother.... 

That’s why he was often seen switching between Bonds, Brother, Friend throughout the series.... But his feelings were always constant. 

[[Yeah... I intentionally erased Hinata from this panel... I don’t want that girl’s face in this post... Not Sorry]]

And that feeling was what Sasuke talking about.... “When you were with me, you were wondering it must be how it feels like to have a Brother.... That Feeling you were talking about... I finally get it.... (It is not brotherly.... But I get the feeling behind that word...  just like how you explained your feeling behind that word ‘Friend’... You are my Friend.... But you don’t want to be an Outsider)”

“You always considered me as your Family despite being my Friend and tried desperately to understand me and felt my pain & sufferings.... In a similar way, Starting from now... I am going to put you into my Family and feel your Hopes & Pain... Just like how I felt my Father’s, Mother’s and my Brother Itachi’s pain.”

It’s so funny Sasuke didn’t bother to add Sakura in his Family... 

Probably that’s why he abandoned her but carrying that Hitai-Ate & taking part in Naruto’s dreams & understood Naruto’s pain by playing Momma Role for Boruto... Because Naruto is his Family... Isn’t he???

So, Sasuke saying he understands the feeling behind that word Brother... doesn’t mean he accepted Naruto as his Brother.... He just understood what Naruto felt about Sasuke the whole time.... That is to become a Family... As a Father, A Mother, A Brother, A (life) Partner and everything..... There is no specific role Naruto wanted to be... He wanted to be Sasuke’s everything.... And Sasuke finally gets it and reciprocated it. 

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