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In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.
He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!
You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).
Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!
But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!
#this is a really long winded way to say i really really really really hate new horizon's storyline and player role#i really hate that not only your house but the entire TOWN. the whole COMMUNITY you're a part of is owed to tom nook's business#i really hate the “vacation getaway package” angle because it shows just how commercialized the entire premise of nh is#and how lost the game is in its original core concept#animal crossing is about the experience of moving to a new town and becoming a part of that community#just to compare: all past ac games have a similar opening#you're on a bus or train or taxi to someplace new. a stranger strikes up a conversation and you get to know them before arriving#new horizons opens with you at customer service desk filling out an client application before a flight.#in prev games working for nook in the tutorial is meant to be demeaning. you want it to be over with so you can actually start living life#but in new horizons working for tom nook IS your life. and it's so rewarding! don't you feel rewarded?#you aren't a person. you aren't a new neighbor. you're tom nook's client. and then his unpaid employee. and the game insists it's fun to be#that's how void the game is#because it's bad enough that a rpg life sim got turned into a sandbox game where you have to build the town yourself#but the only reason why you're building it is because the landlord who you're in debt to TOLD you to build it.#everything is a rewards program! everything is a tour service! be sure to do your daily tasks to earn nook bucks to spend on nook merch!#that really sucks imo.#i mean. the entire game is based around the vacationing industry. of course it all feels fake and temporary. it's only a vacation.#long post#rant#not art#god the fact that your starter villagers can't even decide where to live you have to decide for them#i've never played a game that does the opposite of handholding#where instead it's the PLAYER who has to handhold the npcs through everything. and newsflash!! it's really exhausting and boring
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What’s your new job?
I'm gonna be a raptor caretaker at a museum! Working with their education birds <3<3<3<3
#SO excited oh my goddddddd#its basically what ive been doing for 2 years as a volunteer except paid now#mostly husbandry/training but also hopefully some ed programs/presentations as well#im starting uhhhh early next month? as soon as we get a house + like a week of getting settled in maybe#bel speaks
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What is with those random accounts like [insert a few random words here]-blog just popping up flooded with machine fabricated images. Are they the new spam bots, because if so they've finally found a spam bot more annoying than the p[]rn ones: silicon valley type machine learning bros...
#vena vents#not art#nice shitty generated image of a house and fake animals bro I hope your programmer trips face first onto legos covered in feral cat feces#like if you see a blog with that format and clearly obviously not a person just that format check their posts at least#I'm still mad about those silicon valley fuckheads making the association of ai so shitty and greedy and inherently parasitic#years ago it was associated with science and medicine and training trial and error behaviors with characters in programs#like teaching a little 3d model guy to walk and all that#now it just feels insidious and soulless for spineless little baby men who don't have the balls to try to be creative and inevitably fail#at it sometimes and for corporations who don't value humans
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Wanting to help out a friend of a friend. Please donate what you can. If you can't, please spread it around at least.
Fundraiser by Valerie White : Help Val pay for sudden Medical Bills (gofundme.com)
#unscheduled programming#proshippers please interact#proship safe#the owl house#steven universe#infinity train#dead dove#dead dove do not eat
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the house next to my parents’ place went for sale (and instantly got sold) and in my wildest dreams I would’ve bought it. are you kidding me that’d be so funny
#my ramblings#I really do want to like.. get a house and live close to home#but you know in a household of four#if we pooled ALL of our savings#we wouldn’t have been able to afford the downpayment of that house#lol. lmao.#oh but if that’s on anyone’s radar at all#there are gov programs that are specifically for helping folks buy homes#me and sister are actually halfway through the trainings we need to take#but registration for the second one. filled up immediately and they haven’t listed registration for the next one…#it’s been like a month…
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stuck at liberty international for 6 hours answering work emails on my phone and drinking very expensive coffee
#human crap sack tire fire#my flight landed at 9:30 and my train is at 4pm#I'm camping out at a cushy gate whose next plane isn't until 4:30#also one of the endocrinologists just asked me what I meant by mlp attorneys#what do you mean what do I mean#I mean me!!!! how do you not know how this program works#given that you've been part of it for 10 years#she wants me to go to this invite only gender clinic thing#that the hosting org clearly intended to be for medical providers and in house counsel#not poverty law lawyers who happen to work with the patients#anyways when will the gender program stop thinking I work for the hospital and can answer questions about physician liability#at this rate probably never
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#youtube#militarytraining#news#kamala harris#joe biden#workforce development#president biden#career training#Biden#stock market#youth programs#vocational training#leadership#jill biden#Biden administration#education#career pathways#higher education#public speaking#economic growth#innovation in education#American jobs#arlington national cemetery#workforce training#education summit#job readiness#government event#White House#career development#youth education
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#Best hiring companies in India#Digital marketing agency#Employee development#In-house training program#Professional growth#Innovation and creativity#Top employer recognition#Job market in India#Career advancement
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Safe House Project
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I miss having money I do not miss working do you see the problem here
#the last like official real scheduled job I had was at a printer place in an office store that had these OLDDDDD SLOWWW computers at the#register but they would have the manager talk to me about not pushing the printer department reward program and getting sign ups like what a#hellscape to live in truly it’s awful. I like doordashing but I can’t find the fucking drive to get out of my house and interact with#strangers even in a quick like fast food setting like thinking about it makes me feel so bad and guilty like I should be doing way more and#it still feels so scary like what the hell !!!! I hate you making friends in a town then stop being friends with them and now you’re scared#to leave the house cause you might see them or someone who reminds you of them or a reminder of them or a trigger about them#like gahhhhhhh I hate you brain!!!!! and then at the same time I’m sat here wondering like am I being lazy and making this up is this some#excuse to not get my shit together am I just crumbling bc it’s familiar or am I crumbling bc this is a somewhat reasonable reaction to the#shit in my brain like blahhhh idk I don’t have words im just high before bed writing train of thought
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Still confused how I went from hardly anything going on, to simple but long things going on, to so busy I can barely fit things in anymore so quickly.
#I just got home from a housestay and go back again Friday#i start my new job Monday and have been doing required prerequisites#I started a training program that I am working on most days#I have other housestays already book and just got two new requests in the last hour#personal#i want to write more but I can do that at a house stay so for now I'm gaming while I can
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hobbies include combining two of my interests and creating an au with exactly one person in the target group (me)
#my brain combining DN and BJJ like - what if wammys house had everyone train bjj in their successor-training-program?#what would their sparring style look like?#how would near beat mello?#you know like L trained caporeira in canon#writes down every thought instead of doing my actual work#ni talks
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Queer Adult SFF Books Bracket: Round 1
Book summaries and submitted endorsements below:
The Locked Tomb series (Gideon the Ninth, Harrow the Ninth, Nona the Ninth, and others) by Tamsyn Muir
Endorsement from submitter #1: "An extremely fun, humorous romp! A heart-breaking, soul crushing catharsis inducing tragedy! A thoughtful piece on imperial structures and trauma. On queerness, Muir flawlessly and without announcement, cracks gender open like an egg and spills its disproven guts across the page. The Locked Tomb does it all also bones, bitch."
Endorsement from submitter #2: "Lesbian necromancers in space. So many fascinating, sort of fucked up sapphic relationships going on."
The Emperor needs necromancers.
The Ninth Necromancer needs a swordswoman.
Gideon has a sword, some dirty magazines, and no more time for undead bullshit.
Brought up by unfriendly, ossifying nuns, ancient retainers, and countless skeletons, Gideon is ready to abandon a life of servitude and an afterlife as a reanimated corpse. She packs up her sword, her shoes, and her dirty magazines, and prepares to launch her daring escape. But her childhood nemesis won't set her free without a service.
Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Reverend Daughter of the Ninth House and bone witch extraordinaire, has been summoned into action. The Emperor has invited the heirs to each of his loyal Houses to a deadly trial of wits and skill. If Harrowhark succeeds she will become an immortal, all-powerful servant of the Resurrection, but no necromancer can ascend without their cavalier.
Without Gideon's sword, Harrow will fail, and the Ninth House will die. Of course, some things are better left dead.
Fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, humor, series, adult
The Javelin Program by Derin Edala (Time to Orbit: Unknown series)
When Dr Aspen Greaves signed up for the Javelin Program, humanity's first foray into colonising deep space, they expected to wake up to life in a thriving colony on a distant planet. Instead, they find themself five years away from their destination on a broken spaceship full of complex mysteries, dead astronauts, and a very unhelpful AI.
Aspen wasn't trained for any of this. But if they can't keep themselves alive, get the ship in working order, and find out what went wrong by unravelling a chain of mysteries leading all the way back to distant Earth, then neither Aspen nor the five thousand sleeping passengers in their care will ever see a planet again.
Science fiction, mystery, series, adult
#polls#queer adult sff#the locked tomb#tamsyn muir#tlt#the javelin program#derin edala#time to orbit unknown#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#alecto the ninth#time to orbit: unknown#ttou#the antarctica conspiracy#aspen greaves#books#booklr#lgbtqia#tumblr polls#bookblr#book#lgbt books#queer books#poll#sff#sff books#queer sff#book polls#queer lit
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Kreativan Technologies Revolutionizes Web Development with Innovative Solutions
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Transitional Housing: A Solution for Stable Accommodation for Foster Youth in the United States in 2024
Transitional Housing: A Solution for Stable Accommodation for Foster Youth in the United States. Transitional housing represents a critical solution in the continuum of care for foster youth in the United States. The journey from foster care to independent living is fraught with challenges, yet transitional housing programs offer a beacon of hope, bridging the gap and preparing these young adults…
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#Education and Career Training#Foster care challenges#Foster System Transition Strategy#Foster Youth Support#Independent Living Solutions#Life Skills for Foster Youth#Mental Health in Foster Care#Transitional Housing#Youth Empowerment Programs#Youth Homelessness Prevention
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