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pirate au stuff i never did anything with but i still really like the designs
#trigun stampede#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#pirate au#andr0art#listen in my defense a sail ship is very hard to draw#i got scared okay#theres only so much im willing to draw#no plot in this thing so dont ask#ww was very much already dead tho#and very cursed#this man CANNOT catch a break
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Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that āDonāt want bugs in your houseā is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. āLoves natureā and ādoesnāt want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the houseā arenāt opposites.
And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ādeal with it.ā
#solarpunk#anti pesticides#ani rambles#this is coming from personal opinion at 4am keep that in mind but like#Iām scared of roaches. iām fine with them outside though#my parents dont like roaches and for good reason. they spray Ortho Home Defense along the veeery edge of the concrete by the doors to#keep roaches and shit from coming in because yknow. Florida.#if I tell them āhey actually we shouldnāt spray pesticides inside (ie raid spray) or outside (ie home defense)#theyre gonna ask wtf to do instead to prevent roaches#and if I tell them ānothing suck it up buttercupā theyāre gonna laugh and then double down on the sprays#we gotta have an alternative ready and honestly maybe Iām not looking in the right places but I genuinely donāt know of any#like one online friend told me leaving brush piles around the yard decreased the amount of bugs trying to come in but like#thats one person. anecdotal. and I havenāt seen anything online confirming that as a thing (yet)#idk man Iām going to bed.#might delete later#house pest saga
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WIP
#atla#zutara#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#atla netflix#zutara fanart#temporary post#I know I'm such a tease#But my people asked and I felt compelled to provide#Also is that Katara in Fire Nation armor???#Hmm... I wonder why that is...#Wink wink#In my defense you'll hear more about that AU when I make the actual post (once I finish this one)#But that new Kiawentiio & Dallas Liu picture gave me huge OMG-that's-ZK-in-the-AU-I've-been-working-on vibes#So I took a few creative liberties with the pic#Fight me#When will I finish the artwork and post it? Only Agni knows#Funny story I was working on another piece (two page comic) for this very same AU when the promo pictures came out#So I was like... well now I have no other choice#Redrawing isn't really my thing but if their chemistry out of set is anything to go by then the actual series will (probably) be a treat#So I had to do something about it#My point?#I'm just begging for ZK crumbs at this point. And I'm not ashamed of it
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Life is too short.
[ my art ] [ twitter ]
(detail + ratio rambling under the cut >_>)
This is one of those "I need a break between my ten other illustrations, let me do a lil sketchy sketch :D" that got too ambitious etc. etc. I never want to see the color red again" moments. BUT!
I really, really like to explore Ratio's viscerality and what's happening between his brain and his nerves, like... all of this thorough control and discipline and he still has to breathe and react to himself and his surroundings, you know? His accomplishments are insane for "his age"* but he's going to run out of "age" at some point! His ambitions are so far reaching that he's not worried about getting doctorate degree Number Nine! Rather, his efforts are pointed outwards, into the universe, for the universe. As you know.
Speaking of his degrees, I had a half thought a while ago that we've seen him with two types of laurel pins.
One is him in his suuuuuper cute mother goose avatar (three leaves) and the other is the hat he's wearing everywhere else (eight leaves).
The thought was, "Aww, what if they're like commemorative pins counting the number of his degrees or whatever :)". Literally only because there's eight in the current one. This is kind of silly because then you'd HAVE to have an obscene number of degrees even for a normal person for your leaf pin to start looking like a laurel in the first place so scratch that BUT it's cute to think that it's still academic regalia. Something something I work in higher ed myself and it's like... it's like that.
The university goldsmith appreciates the job security.
I REMEMBER WHY I BROUGHT THAT UP. FOLLOWING the fantasy where more leaves = more knowledge!, in summary, even though Ratio seems to be a little beyond trying to get a prize every time he learns something now. But he does want to Keep Going. He can only Keep Going.
So I drew him in a bathtub full of an uncountable amount of gold leaves looking at the camera with an indescribable expression born from a hunger that will never be satiated lol DETAIL SHOT!
*Referenced only vaguely in a comment in the context of astonishment, but it could have easily have been "woah he's accomplished so much for his age (young)" as it could be "woah he looks good for his age (older)". There is no canon age and even then, reconciling standardized system time versus planetary time versus "does his particular breed of lizard human have the same lifespan as tumblr user nhura?" is a losing game for everyone involved! Here's what I think: I think he started going grey in his early twenties, whatever that means in spacefantasygame, and that that's very cute on him.
Do YOU think Ratio would be tempted by immortality???? Or would he MIND HIS BUSINESS
#dr ratio#dr. ratio#hsr fanart#veritas ratio#hsr#my art#SORRY FOR THE INSANE COLOR CHOICE I feel bad posting this in ratio circles because normal ratio art is pleasing on the eye.#blue and gold and white. some ivory. tan sometimes. like fresh air on a brisk day#not piss christ is what i'm saying#in my defense his eyes look like that anyway so this is actually Topical.#I want to talk about Ratio's self image and relationship to his own flesh but that's for another day. unless you ask me niceys#my art: hsr#honkai star rail#holding up a sign that says I LIKE THAT RATIO'S PHYSICAL BODY IS BOTH A CONTINUOUS PROJECT AND LABOR OF PERFECTION WHILST BEARING THE CONSE#THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS EXTRAORDINARY LIFE#PART 3: why does ratio not have an art degree? it's simpler than you think.#okay i'm done BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I saw an interesting post a while back that said āCapcom made us [Miles and Diego/Godot] only have like two(?) interactions because they knew we would be unstoppable with a brother dynamicā and tbh it stuck with me bc it was intriguing.
So yeah that potential brotherhood, but that Godot/Diego AU I made (that I still need a name for)
Also I bet Gregory Edgeworth would have smelled like a bit like coffee, and so Diego just reminds Miles of that comforting presence š (the von Karma estate was a tea household, so he didnāt smell much coffee after DL-6 and didnāt realize how much he missed it/reminded him of his father)
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#ace attorney au#diego armando#prosecutor godot#miles edgeworth#comic#ace attorney fanart#good guy godot au#art#digital art#my art#fanart#procreate#loving the inconsistent styles for Miles in the panels HAHA#that post also made me think of an AU where after the Fawles case. miles goes to Diego asking for help because he canāt stop thinking about#what happened on the stand and he canāt go to his mentor bc heās showing weakness and thatās not allowed#and essentially long story short. miles decided to drop prosecuting after one case and be a defense attorney and he asks Diego to protect#him from von karma and also to be his mentor#so itās like Mia and Phoenix but itās Diego and Miles and then after Diego gets poisoned. Mia has to mentor Miles and sheās a little#hesitant at first because of how cocky he was in that trial but she sees that heās genuinely trying to be better#also Diego would ask miles: youāre trying to be what von Karma wants you to beā¦well..what do YOU want to be?#and miles would answer: I want to be my dad#JUST LIKE IN MY 1985 ANIMATIC#ANYWAYS IāM BRAINROTTING SO HARD RN EXCUSE ME LMAO#ALSO MY FRIEND SAID THAT IN THIS AU (the one in the post) DIEGO AND PHOENIX ARE ENEMIES TO BROTHERS#and thatās the best thing Iāve heard all day itās such a funny statement AND ITāS TRUE!!!!
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It makes me a worse person but when people recommend certain authors to me I move them down my invisible ranking system and give less credence to their taste and opinions.
#ramblies#Iām not perfect#in defense of my tumblr reccs I donāt actually think Iāve gotten them once on this site when asking for recommendations#props to tumblr for having good taste
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You are one of the people who infected me with rain world brain rot
thank you for that, i really love this game
ps. give more moon is suit
why not mix things up a bit?
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Hey! So, it's been a while, but I finally remembered to come back to this! But, it's not gonna go the way you'd think.
If Danny had it his way, he'd be at his Aunt Alicia's house for the summer instead of New Jersey. This place is gloomy, grimy, and soaked through with so much crime that it's a Problem(TM). Like, seriously? New Jersey hasn't allowed the death penalty since he was seven, but can't they make, like, one exception? Get rid of The Joker and half of Gotham's problems are solved.
Unfortunately, he's only here as a guest, so he can't really do anything. Which, for the record, is a shit rule. Call a goose and goose, and that's exactly what Gotham City, New Jersey is.
It isn't all that bad, he supposes. Sure, the pollution blocks out the entire sky at all times, the buildings that aren't condemned are only feeding the rich while stealing from the poor, an entire twenty-four block are has been given up on by mostly everyone, the local vigilantes won't kill the recurring problems like the cockroaches they are- There was a good point to all this.
Oh! He has family here. That's it. That's the only silver lining, and it's bronze.
But, hey, it can't be that bad. From what he understands, his half-brother and company don't actually live in Gotham. Bristol, according to Talia is technically outside of Gotham City Limits, but is still considered as part of the city. Makes sense, aside from the fact that there's no bridge between Bristol and Gotham. Weird design, but he's not rich so he's not really inclined to care or understand.
Half brother, right.
Danny doesn't like Damian much, but that's because he's a clone...of Damian. Danny's a clone of Damian, not the other way around. Ra's makes that very clear
The only reason Talia wants him with Damian is because she's upset with Bruce Wayne. What is it with divorced parents and putting their kids on the middle of their fights? Or maybe that's just Talia?
Anyway.
Gotham, New Jersey is a dismal place. Danny's not germophobic by any means, he can't really afford to be, but even he's having a hard time being in the city.
It was so much easier hiding out with the Fentons.
Well, 'hiding' is a subjective term. Ra's and Talia knew where he was, so did Deathstroke, probably, but that was it.
Essentially, everyone he should be hiding from knows where he's been hiding, which means he's just been on some kind of twisted, extended vacation.
As far as Danny knew, Bruce Wayne had no idea he was coming. Damian knew because Talia had wanted him to pick Danny up from the airport. Weird because while Damian is technically older, Danny is still legally two years older.
Well, 'legally' is a stretch. He doesn't technically exist, outside of the LoA and Amity Park.
The point is that Damian is waiting for him at the end of the terminal, looking as much like an excited puppy as he can, with an older gentleman. Talia had given him nothing to work with, but Danny didn't really care who this guy was as long as he didn't try to make him do anything he didn't want to.
...living in the Midwest was doing wonders for his mental stability, but Ancients was it making him soft!
"'Danny', I presume?" the old man asked, his accent heavy.
Good, so Talia did give Damian his actual name. "Yep. You are?" He may not want to be here, but he still knows his manners. Even if he's only going to use the bare minimum of them. Malicious Compliance and all that.
"Alfred Pennyworth, the family butler." He didn't extend his hand to shake. Danny didn't mind. In fact, he actually preferred that.
Okay, so maybe he's a little bit haphephobic. Leave him alone!
"Danny," Damian greeted, a smile of excitement in his voice but not his face, "It's good to have you here. How did Mother convince you to come?"
"Bribery." Mostly.
Damian seemed to deflate a bit. "Father and the others don't know you're here."
"Do they even know about me at all?"
"No."
"Perfect! Then I can stay at a hotel-"
"For the entire summer?" Alfred raised his eyebrow, "I must insist that you stay at Wayne Manor while in Gotham. Master Bruce will most pleased to meet you."
"Why?" Danny scoffed, "I'm not his kid, nor do I want to be."
Damian slouched a little bit more. "Come, we must get back before the others send out a search party for us."
"Dramatic much?" Danny scoffed.
"Not at all," Alfred took both of Danny's bags before leading the way out to the car, "It' happened before in less time."
"I don't doubt it for a second. I'm calling Bruce a dramatic bitch."
Alfred smirked ever so slightly. "Quite right, Master Danny."
"Don't call me that."
"Alright then, what should I call you?"
"'Danny'. No honorifics, no add ons, no trying to fullname me, nothing else."
"And when you go out with the rest of the family?"
He scoffed again. "You really think they'd let me go out with them? I'm an assassin. In fact, the first thing I'll do the second I'm let out of the house is kill the clown bastard."
Damian rested his hand on Danny's arm. "They let me out with them and I tried to kill Drake. As long as you uphold a promise not to kill anyone, you'll be allowed to patrol with us."
They reached the car, Damian sat behind the driver while Danny sat behind the passenger. Alfred put the bags in the trunk. "So? What will you be called on patrol?"
Danny rolled his eyes, popping his headphones in and not looking away from the window. "Respawn."
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#Stuck Here With Him#part 1#dc x dp#danny phantom#dcu#batman#robin#gotham#no ships#new story alert!#in my defense#this one's been sitting in my drafts for a while#don't ask specifics#just trust the process#this one is also not being added to my WIP counter#i only know Respawn as a footnote from several months ago#hang on while i write him completely wrong#i'm gonna write damian wrong as well#probably#let me cook#danny is respawn#damian wayne#danny fenton#demon twins#but they're not actually twins#demon half brothers just doesn't have the same ring to it#hi alfred!
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every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao
#lou wilson#dimension 20#dropout#game changer#i feel compelled to mention this comes from (a) me having had this opinion 5ever and needing it published as i rewatch Neverafter#and (b) that i am on aroace spectrum (im a demi-bi/pan-romantic asexual. mouthful. ugh) so like#the ''hot tingling'' feelings y'all alloromantic-allosexuals get? i dont get those. i feel like this somehow equips me to be#objective while y'all have subjectively biased preferences. dont ask me questions about this flimsy defense. im so objective. all the time#(if you need a tone indicator here: im being sarcastic and joking. i know my queerness does not make me objective. but let me joke about#this because i feel like i am SO RIGHT ABOUT HOW GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE LOU WILSON IS. PUT THIS MAN'S IMAGE IN MUSEUMS TO LAST FOREVERMORE)#how can a man still be hot after voicing Pinocchio. idk. ask Lou Wilson the most beautiful man to ever exist#he's just so stylish and pretty and funny and he has a great smile. A++. put him on the cover of magazines#my post#mine
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āI know you're going to change, but why are you bringing me along?ā
CHANYA AMARITĀ asĀ VIVIĀ andĀ AYA ORAPANĀ asĀ KAIMOOK episode 7Ā ofĀ LOVE SEA
#chanya amarit#aya orapan#love sea#love sea the series#vimook#vivi x mook#thai bl#loveseaedit#asianlgbtqdramas#wlw#in mook's defense when i was in my like second year of college we had a class reunion and there was a poll#a very pretty girl from one of my classes approached me in the bathroom and asked me to help her with her clothes#... i thankfully managed to not be useless but when i tell you i was short circuiting#bibi gifs
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Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? š¤Øš³ļøāš
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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D
Baghera: Hiya! How are you?
Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Phil: [Laughing in the background]
Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.
Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!
Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!
Baghera: YEAH! Do it!
Phil: Oh my god...
Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?
Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.
Phil: [Cracks up]
#Baghera Jones#Ironmouse#QSMP#Philza#Baghera#October 9 2023#Why Do You Hate Yuri Phil ( /j )#Salty about there not being enough clips of the QSMP ladies#admittedly I'm part of the problem but in my defense; none of them frickin stream at a good time for me#except Jaiden on occassion#I move heaven and earth to watch Jaiden#I've been watching Mouse a bit more though!#Audio only because I'm so busy but I really like her and want to watch her more#I wanna watch Baghera more too but usually she overlaps with people I'm already watching so at least I can see her that way#like with Purgatory#also someone in the tag asked for a ship name and my mind instantly went ''ironduck'' which made me laugh#I'm just imagining Baghera and Ironmouse pulling up to Purgatory in their Jaeger ''IronDuck''#Catch These Hands Watcher
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She came up with a new activity
#snake#snakes#Hognose#hognoses#pets#In her defense I also didn't realize the reason she couldn't move it at the end was because her tail was no longer under the basket#So instead of sliding over her it just bumped into her and was stuck#to her credit she did listen to me and follow my directions! But neither of us realized the problem.#ah it was cute while she did it#she was going a bit before I started recording#she comes up with silly fun activities#i should let her play with the hammock again#it's funny when she found it she'd gesture to me with her head when she wanted me to lift it and put it down#and it was like a weird elevator parachute game#i think she might have been extra delighted she was able to communicate her wants to me and I did them#We both got practice with that the other day when we played climbing ball#I misunderstood a few times#she is much more patient and less easily frustrated than her sister#she was asking for climbing ball and I thought she was asking for kisses#i did eventually figure out what she actually wanted#i suppose it helps she likes kisses too#when i say kisses I'm not putting my lips on her#I let her flick her tongue at the tip of my nose and make little kiss sounds at her#she either understands this is affection or otherwise likes it#Because she will often go to my nose and I'll give her kisses like this#I don't kiss her because the bacteria and stuff in my human mouth could be dangerous for her#I know reptiles and such can also have salmonella#But I'm really not worried about that part tbh as I keep my girls pretty clean#They are princesses#And know it
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lil bonus treat
#i completely forgot about these shorts....#bitts posts#my pics#am i posting this so that people will send me more asks? maybe#in my defense my hormones are all fucked up rn so im SUPER needy
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Sorry to everyone who followed me for art this is a cicada blog now
#in my defense the cicadas are like the only reason I go outside rn#ask to tag#bugs#insects#insect swarm#(not sure that the right tag)
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This may be a stupid question but do you ship Zelda x link in every game or in some games you have another ship with like link or Zelda with someone else thatās not zelink?
as a general rule i ship pretty much every zelink yeah! the only exception is twilight princess, where i think zelda is barely enough of a character to be shipped with ANYONE but i'd still choose midna over link. i like certain other ships containing those characters too, but im generally of the mind that they are soulmates who find each other in every incarnation :)
#asks#yes this does require me to ignore canon in certain places. but in my defense everything they did in tp was stupid. so#<3#by 'other ships with those characters' i mean zelda with any other appropriately aged female character btw#do not try to talk to me about mlm link ships he is a lesbian to me#zelda on the other hand should get all the girlfriends she deserves. link is one of them of course#also in my mind tp link is like. a part of zelda and midnas whole Thing hes just not an equal partner. hes like. their dog
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Hello!!! I think you're an incredible artist and thank you for making very shaped very styled mcu characters specifixally,,,,,, i love seeing your art on my dashboard they always bring a rush of joy!! And the way you capture likeness is amazing they always look like their actors!! If you don't mind, could you share tips on capturing likeness for the artists out there? :] Have a good day!!
Ofc Absolutely! Iām not an expert and Iām sure there are much more helpfull tutorials out there but Iām happy to share my process! Idk it it translates well to every style, but I drew n then broke down the steps I took:
I hope this helps! My spelling is kinda shit and I can only pray that my handwriting is ledgeable,,,:Uugh - anyway thank u for the compliemnts! Iāve been trying for years to get good at capturing realistic faces as I live in unending fear of same-face-syndrome! & Iām honored to play a part, however small, in bringing joy to ur day :)
#anon ask#please donāt ask me about how to draw women#i always have to lock the fuck in when I need to draw women#In my defense im a gay man#art tips#no seriously I stare at pictures of men all day#Theyre all so pretty itās awesome
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