#in my cart!! with my boxes!!!

[bidolatry]

this happened like 12 hours ago butstill mad about it. someone stole my dr pepper at work. what

[starhoodies]

kingdom shopping carts i dunno man

[solsticesoda]

Here's Cooper my TADC oc in @sm-baby 's Carnival AU. He is playing Roller Coaster Tycoon and you are the unfortunate guest.

[totaleclipse573]

While I was walking Shadow dog, I saw some pre-teen kids (maybe 11 or 12) playing in a shopping cart and immediately thought of Lark and Eclipse.

How long until it would go badly and an older brother has to come get them?

Well you see, that shopping cart is no longer a shopping cart. It is their go kart now. They must find a steep…somewhere! To roll down! Like a rollercoaster! (Lark has to explain to Eclipse what that is, but he’s down for it) Injury? NAAHHHHHH we’ll be fine. Yeah I can’t fly us up to safety if worst comes to pass BUT!!! We have helmets. We don’t? Oh well! Let’s improvise! (Hanging on for dear life)

I just imagined either one of the older brothers (or both) just finds the two. On the ground. Probably with many injuries. There’s a shopping cart not too far from them and said brother can immediately put together what they did. See, THIS is why you two aren’t allowed by yourselves, not because we’re “grumpy grouchy stinky big brothers”

[teddy-bear-naps-and-random-snaps]

[foolishfoolsgold]

Almost time to go thrifting for my Halloween cosplay, I was thinking about being a red blood cell this year! I already kinda look like 3803’s senpai so I guess I’ll do that lol. I’ll post about how that goes when I start collecting stuff

[superpussyking]

What curse befell me so that I was injured by every possible object at work today exept my boxcutter

[sspacetravelss]

Therapist: "what do we do when we are sad?"

Me: "add to cart?"

Therapist: "no no, not that"

Me: "but I NEEEEEED it"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Totes jk I don't consult before I cope LOLOL

Went ham with blind boxes today cause SELF CARE

Edit: wanted to show off the rest of the goodies because SELF CARE 💁🥰

[llycaons]

im also tired because I only got 4 hours of sleep today but who's fault was THAT (I....I have no idea. idk why I said that. it's just my body clock trying to keep a daytime schedule and being used to waking up at noon like I've been doing). but I can't sleep yet or else I'll wake up at 8 and this whole cycle will begin again. but at least I only have four more shifts to get through

[digitaldiseas3]

shockingly work has not been terrible today so far!!!

[famewolf]

this week at work has been utterly draining. idk what it is with ppl rn but they've been acting so out of hand. sometimes you gotta wonder ...

[iamthepulta]

The goal this evening is to unpack my rocks. I've moved long enough ago that I can't remember when, and yet the rocks are still on the bedroom floor.

The problem is they're just- there's a lot of them man. And I keep telling myself I'm going to get a really rigorous system going, but the best I've been able to do is put a bunch of sticky notes on the inside of the mineral boxes, and then duplicate them on the inside of the "Large Mineral Specimen" plastic box so I know which min box went where-

Also I went with cheap plastic boxes the first time I moved and that was a mistake because the lids don't even stay on. So at some point I need to fork over for Real Snap Lid Plastic Boxes...

[everymlmhybrid]

back to work where i can peacefully do the normal manageable amount of work my coach assigned to me since he understands how much work a human being can do in 7 hours <3

[mismageus]

Do you have any crazy work stories from working at a cafe? Any weird tourists or anything?

OMG I WISHHH most of the crazy stories aren't that crazy. One time I had some guys from the Scotland rugby team come in just before the six nations final (they were playing ireland) and i was like damn I'd wish you luck but I don't mean it. And then they lost so that was my doing I'm certain :)

Also another time a couple from Hawaii came in and when I mentioned not having ever been they got SOO excited telling us about it and then she gave us some candy they'd brought from home and it was so sweet of her I literally think about them all the time 🥺

Craziest story I have isn't a customer its what I have dubbed the Christmas Milk Incident which isn't nearly as funny typing out as it is telling it but basically i was sent to another store to pick up milk bc we were running out, it was a few days before Christmas so the city centre was VERY busy. I'm pushing a cart full of milk (like maybe 30 two-litre cartons of milk) back to my store, but when I try and cross the road the cart hits the curb and all the milk topples out 😭 only one exploded but there were so many people literally swarmed around me trying to help as 60 litres of milk just got thrown about all over the street but honestly it was so funny SKDJFHD the cart left a trail of milk the whole way back to the store as well

[oflgtfol]

literally what the fuck is in the air lately ive had three guys being weird at me within the past three weeks. thats one guy a week. Stop fucking being weird

[emmcfrxst]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHATT ?????? are u sure u didn't break anything ?????????? that sounds like it could've made some serious damage ☹️☹️

i don’t think anything’s broken but it’s definitely extremely tender to the touch and it hurts a lot when i stand/walk