#in his HSM shirt

[ahappydnp]

if fate isn't real then why was 'he could be the one' by hannah montana released the day after dan's 18th birthday

[dizzybevvie]

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[galaxysharks]

a stray kitten came to camp once and jet was the one to find him and he hasn't let go since

That's where Gonzo came from.

Dewey said absolutely not no animals at camp.

He got the rare double barreled puppy eyes treatment.

The cat stayed.

Dewey brought it to the apartment once the siblings had settled.

[mangio-formaggio]

Back on my hsm costumes appreciation bullshit: such a contrast actually between Ryan's outfits before I Don't Dance and after. Through the first movie and at least school segment of the second he has this shirt fully buttoned up, sleeves are never rolled, there's a visible t-shirt underneath. Huge contrast to Wildcats who're always relaxed and slightly sloppy.

Then Ryan is at Lava Springs where he's practically at home and his outfits a bit more summer appropriate and light, but for the dinner sequences when his parents around and there's also important guests he's looking again a bit more like he's hidding behind layers.

And then in I Don't Dance he literally wears all white like a blank canvas after a bit of reassessment of life values is happening for him. But the second half of the hsm2 and whole hsm3 feels like he's taking more risks style wise. Colors are bolder, there's more unbuttoned collar and yet again I'm never gonna be over his knee-high leather boots. And not only he's mentally better and able to standing up for himself against Sharpay, but he's also way more comfortable in his skin.

So to sum up all the above I Don't Dance feels not only extremely coming out codded, but also feels like a losing virginity metaphor.

[alshaverpressbox]

the minnesota wild as High School Musical characters

did I take this too seriously? yes. have I spent the last week thinking about this? also yes. anyway, the context: we were assigned the wildcats by a swede. @babygirlspurgeon kept tagging things with HSM lyrics. @wildaboutmnhockey created the masterpiece video of the mn wild set to getcha head in the game. so now here I am!!! this has been meticulously constructed with the help of my friend who doesn't know anything about the wild beyond what I tell her (shoutout to zoe for being balls to the wall no matter what I throw at her! who else will discuss the misc. cunt levels of the wild players with me). anyway to make this easier on ourselves we constructed a reality wherein High School Musical is being recreated on ice & instead of basketball in the plot it's hockey, so this is NOT about who's most like a character etc (though that ended up being a large part of it anyway whoops), but who could embody them best in a production of it. since the cast for HSM is not...particularly large, I was really getting down into the weeds with minor parts to fit (almost) the whole roster in here, so most everyone has their moment!!! anyway. and lastly. I am just saying that mounting this show during intermissions could maybe fix the nightmare this season has been & bring the team together. because they are. after all. all in this together.

tldr: this is basically a fancast of HSM using only the minnesota wild. I am not explaining myself any further

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Troy Bolton // Matt Boldy

look. we really had to waffle between many options for Troy and this is where we ended up. my thoughts on matt boldy have been semi-well documented at this point, so mr. white bread bimbo feels like an organic option for this role. I feel like he can really serve us some mid-range semi-insensitive high school jock realness + angst without trying too hard. plus: I feel like he'll play off Shawzy as Gabriella really well.

Gabriella Montez // Mason Shaw

for as fucking annoying as Gabriella is at points, there's an earnest authenticity there that shawzy so easily embodies. his "let's play hockey" moment from playoffs 2023........he has the emotional RANGE and will murder When There Was Me and You in cold blood. plus, much like gabriella does for troy in HSM, mason will be able to coax that emotional performance from boldy as troy with his whole do-it-for-shawzy energy. what else can be said!!! the boys love him!! so don't worry, shawzy!! you soon will be soaring. flying. and breaking free.

Sharpay Evans // Marcus Foligno

marcus foligno the man that you are. he can and WILL serve the cunt necessary to be Sharpay. he will commit body and soul to bringing this role to life, though we may have to adjust the line "evaporate, tall person" to be more appropriate. anyway. I would give SO much in this life to see moose perform Bop to the Top. who will fund this with me.

Ryan Evans // Mats Zuccarello

known funky little man mats zuccarello does SO WELL as Ryan in my mind. his dancing has been well documented so you KNOW he's gonna absolutely kill the game with those jazz squares (it's a crowd favorite! everybody loves a good jazz square), plus his affable, everyman, team-first energy is exactly what the role of ryan demands. also: the idea of him as ryan and foligno as sharpay....chef's kiss.

Chad Danforth // Ryan Hartman

hartzy...hype man for the boys...put him a series of shirts with chirpy slogans on them for my enjoyment please!!! then make him walk around with sports props for the entire production. anyway, hartzy gives me the requisite jock bro energy necessary to pull off chad's role, as well as the bitchiness needed to essentially sabotage something that is making his best buddy troy happy. plus. I'm just SAYING. given chad and ryan's dynamic in HSM2. I am eyeing him and zuccy with anticipation.

Taylor McKessie // Joel Eriksson Ek

he's going the distance. he's going for speed. he's being cast as the tenacious captain of the scholastic decathlon team. mr. september is nothing but committed to his craft and this seriousness and dedication is EXACTLY what we need for taylor. that being said, our boy jeek is up for some shenanigans given the right situation, so will he manufacture a situation to rudely disrupt the decathlon & basketball finals? but of course!!

Kelsi Nielsen // Connor Dewar

who ELSE is going to bring enough weird girl energy to the table?? I feel like dewey 2 would take this SO seriously and the role of kelsi, while at times beyond fucking annoying, demands nothing but sincerity and dedication. he wouldn't be able to NOT take this seriously. this man has also stated that he would be a writer if not for hockey, so we can really get some method acting up in this bitch. essentially: put a bowler hat on that beast and watch him go.

Ms. Darbus // Marc-Andre Fleury

this role had to be rotated in my mind a lot before settling on a casting choice. I mean, goalies are weird, and I feel like flower would bring jussssst enough bizarro energy that would perfectly drive a middle-aged thespian who, for some reason, allowed a high school student to write and mount a musical that seems to make little to no sense. maybe it's all part of a large prank. who knows.

Coach Bolton // Jake Middleton

I can't pretend this is anything other than typecasting, I'm so sorry. I can't look at middsy without being reminded of the dad from Inside Out, plus "the mustache is saying pushing 50" according to my friend. I can also perfectly envision middsy yelling WHAT ARE THOSE TWO DOING IN A TREE with great dedication, so. assigned dilf at HSM casting

Lucille Bolton // Jared Spurgeon

does spurge deserve a larger role? maybe. possibly. probably. but look: once we cast middsy as troy's dad, spurgeon was quick to follow as troy's mom. who are we to fight the natural sexual chemistry of these two? anyway. assigned milf at HSM casting

Jason Cross // Brandon Duhaime

typecast as dumb jock from a team of jocks. what does that say about you, mr. duhaime??? anyway, dewey 1 is really going to deliver on the clueless but loyal bro vibes here. as a bonus. a very IMPORTANT bonus. I have to note that at the end of All in this Together jason is the one to remove kelsi's bowler hat and help her shoot a basket in a VERY flirtatious manner. and I AM all about putting the deweys in that situation, so help me god.

Zeke Baylor // Frédérick Gaudreau

he IS a sweetheart!!!!! a sweetheart!!!!! someday you WILL make the perfect crème brûlée, freddy!!! & your boys will love you for it!!!!

Martha Cox // Brock Faber

the glasses are giving nerd. and then THIS is giving pop and lock and jam and break.

Skater Who Plays the Cello // Jon Merrill

do I need to explain this one????? c'mon. he's so believable as a skater kid and ALSO as someone who plays the cello. the duality of man is contained in jonny "vibes" merrill.

(tbc)

[swaggy-lee23]

My Damian Wayne highschool headcannons

( btw I’m Irish and the only info I have on how an American school works is from HSM )

• He just straight up gets up and leaves class whenever he wants to and somehow never gets into trouble over it.

• Never wears his uniform properly. He used to up until post resurrection after that he stopped caring about what others thought of his appearance. His tie is always undone and his shirt is always hanging out. Top button he doesn’t know him.

• Always wears a pair of steel toed boots that should be really loud to walk around in but make no noise on his feet. He’s constantly getting written up for them because they’re not school uniform and partially because he’s always kicking in other students knees with them.

• He refuses to do P.E and is constantly beefing with the teacher. He’s the type of person who would yell at you if you don’t catch the ball on the rare occasion that he takes part. Nearly always finishes the lesson with detention.

• Colin accidentally gives him an edible and Damian has to go to school high because he has an important test that day and he somehow makes it through the full day and passes the test without anyone noticing.

• Everyone in the school has or had a crush on him but he somehow never notices no matter how obvious it is. He just thinks everyone is starting at him because of his scars.

• Someone teased him about his scars once and he throttled them so nobody brings them up anymore out of fear.

• He’s part of the school orchestra and is constantly screaming at people for playing the wrong note or for being off key. The only reason he hasn’t gotten kicked out is because he’s the only student with any actual talent. ( And his Dad is Bruce Wayne )

• The only time he has ever failed a test is when he came into school after a 24hr steak out to sit it and was so tired that he did the whole thing in Arabic. ( All of his answers were correct the teacher just didn’t want to translate it. ) He got so pissed when he got it back that he threw a desk against the wall.

• He shows up to school so little that most of his teachers skip his name on the roll.

• During a lockdown drill he had a really bad flashback because of his PTSD so Dick had to go into his classroom in order to calm him down and take him home. Afterwards all of his classmates got together and put together a care package full of his favourite sweets and art supplies. ( Maps organised it )

• He really needs reading glasses but he refuses to get his eyes checked so he has to put his face really close to his books to read anything.

• Colin and Damian aren’t allowed to sit together anymore in Science class because they lit a girls hair on fire with a Bunsen burner. ( she was making racist comments towards their POC classmate)

• He eithers works way to hard on assignments and writes a 16 page essay or he refuses to hand anything in. ( there is no in between)

[dorizardthewizard]

HSM (2006) rewatch pt 12

12. Romeo, romeo

WHAT THE HELL, IS THAT GABRIELLA’S HOUSE? IT’S ALSO HUGE! AND THEY’RE PROBABLY GONNA MOVE AGAIN SO WHY BOTHER BUYING ONE THAT BIG? Maybe the company provides housing, idk

Aw Troy practicing what he’s gonna say

Hahaha love Mama Montez, “OOOOOOH Troooy?” she’s heard a lot about him already huh? She can tell he’s a nice guy who genuinely wants to own up to his mistake, but she still covers for her daughter. But also this must be so weird from her perspective, it’s been like what, a few days since Gabriella started school? And she’s already got a boy standing on her doorstep apologising?

Also, Gabriella doesn’t have a dad. That never has any significance in the movies but I just remembered that

Troy not only rocking double denim, but choosing to wear a blue t-shirt too. I know people have probably told you blue complements your eyes Troy, but that’s a bit too much. Put some blue back.

Oh Gabriella’s all in blue too, ah those y2k tracksuits. I just realised they both wore blue a lot, except when Gabriella was mad at Troy and wore pink instead in the cafeteria scene.

I refuse to believe Gabriella’s house is this perfectly furnished when they moved in like, a few weeks ago tops?

Taylor may think her speech to Gabriella failed but it may have been the reason Gabriella actually picked up the phone this time so… win?

Troy: Maybe that's because I don't wanna only be the basketball guy any more Troy: They can't handle it. That's not my problem, it's theirs.

Troy: This is about how I feel, and I'm not letting the team down. They let me down.

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH. Also we don’t really see the aftermath of Troy finding out what his friends did, he says they let him down so he’s still angry at them despite them saying they’ll support him now. It feels like we’re missing a scene where they actually make up properly

Troy climbed onto her balcony but you could not tell by his voice at all, and did he do it one handed?

Haha so this is Zac’s actual singing voice

Wah her butterfly necklace! So cute

Troy maybe next time at least tell her to look down from the balcony or something if you want your Romeo moment? ‘Tis a bit creepy is all I’m saying

Huh they are kind of like Romeo and Juliet, you ever realise how crazy it is that Shakespeare's work is still influencing culture and romance stories centuries later?

[phoebenpiperx]

Sharpay's Kind of Cute, Too

an HSMTMTS season 1 fanfic

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SUMMARY: Ricky was confused—how was he supposed to be Troy Bolton when Sharpay Evans wasn’t a girl? It just didn’t make sense. But as rehearsals for HSM continue, Ricky gets to know Seb better...and comes to appreciate the quiet farm boy as both a performer and a friend.

Missing season 1 scenes, fluff, plus interesting conversations about gender, etc. A series of interconnected vignettes, divided into 6 chapters since they cover a several month period

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CHAPTER 1 – SHARPAY’S A BOY??

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Ricky stared down at the script in front of him, which read:

TROY: Sharpay’s kind of cute, too.

He then looked across the circle at the blond boy in the dark blue button-up shirt. Ricky recognized him as one of Nini’s show buddies from Brigadoon last year. Ricky seemed to remember his name was Seb, though the name plate on the desk in front of him simply read Sharpay.

Which was kinda the problem.

“Troy?” Miss Jenn prompted. “It’s your line.”

Nini angrily elbowed him, hissing under her breath, “Ricky!”

But Ricky needed some clarification first.

“Uh...isn’t Sharpay supposed to be a girl?”

A general grumble sounded throughout the room, and Ricky heard his ex—as well as the choreographer—heave loud, frustrated sighs.

(continue reading on ao3)

[toffyrats]

guys i made a crack treated seriously kinda drabble do you wanna see it. ofc you do basically its an involuntary time travel type thing where albert gets spat out into the hsm timeline (because who’s to say newsies and hsm didn’t take place in the same universe they ARE like 100 years apart /hj) anywayzzzz i didn’t beta this. i didn’t research for this. it sucks on purpose. lets begin.

 when albert woke up, immediately a sharp shooting pain shot through his head. he groaned and tried to sit up, to no avail.

     “you’re awake!” an unfamiliar voice echoed through albert’s ears. “i was starting to think you’d never get up.”

     albert finally opened his eyes and the sight shocked him fully awake. instead of the cold but familiar sight of the lodging house and sleeping boys in bunks scattered around him, he was met with the inside of an odd contraption with metal, leather, and flashing lights- and two concerned-looking teenagers staring straight at him.

     “where am i?” he asked slowly, trying to keep his calm. “what”s goin on? who are you people?”

     “hey, calm down,” the one with the dark, messy curls and ugly-looking shirt whispered. “you’re in the backseat of my boyfriend’s car. we found you passed out on the street.”

     before albert could even process everything going on in that sentence, the other boy spoke. “what in the world are you wearing?” he snickered, and the boy next to him clearly bit back a laugh of his own. 

     albert scowled. “i could ask you the same question,” he retorted. even though the blonde boy was dressed slightly more normal than his partner, the colors on his outfit were all over the place- where the hell did this guy find clothing that pink? albert looked him up and down in sort of a strange awe. he reminded him acutely of someone. blonde hair, blue eyes, great smile- race, he realized, but pushed the thought out of his head as soon as it had arrived. 

     “wow, okay. so, no sense of fashion. cataloguing that for later,” not-race snorted. 

     messy hair shook his head. “ease off the poor guy, c’mon. something’s obviously wrong.” he pointed to not-race and smiled. “his name’s ryan. he’s a little over-the-top sometimes.” ignoring the indignant shout that came from the other boy- ryan- messy hair continued. “my name’s chad.” he held out his hand politely.

     “those are the weirdest names i’ve ever heard.” albert realized too late that it wasn’t really the right thing to say coming from a guy whose friends’ names were things like racetrack and finchley. he spat in his hand anyways and held it out infront of chad’s. 

     chad looked disgusted, and ryan physically repulsed with a sound akin to a hissing cat.

     “sorry,” albert said quietly, not feeling very sorry at all. he wiped his hand on his pants and held it out again.

     chad took it this time, albeit slightly reluctantly.

     “who are you?” ryan asked, clearly becoming more and more confused- and a little pissed off- at albert as the time went on.

     “albert dasilva. a completely normal name, might i add.”

     ryan snickered again. “i like the accent. it’s cute.”

     albert glared daggers at him and turned back to chad, since he assumed he’d be a little easier on him. “you said this was your boyfriend’s?” he asked, referring to the flashy metal contraption he had been evidently trapped in. “and you mean him?” he pointed to ryan.

     chad nodded slowly, a little confused. “yeah, why?”

     “well, first of all,” albert continued, his words flowing out faster, feeling a little flustered, “boyfriend??? since when is that even legal? and what the hell is this thing?!” he scrambled around in the leather (was this some kind of chair?) and cursed under his breath. “are you trappin’ me in here? what’s going on?”

     ryan and chad glanced at eachother, clearly baffled but coming to some sort of telepathic agreement. they both turned back to albert with the same concerned look on both their faces.

     “buddy,” ryan started, “what year do you think it is?”

     “1899, idiot!” albert shouted. chad’s eyes widened and ryan clapped a hand over his mouth. “what, do you not have a calendar along with all of this fancy shit?” albert started to feel worried. what exactly was happening right now? “so stupid you don’t even know what year it is?” 

     “kid. albert, was it? albert. al.” chad was clearly choosing his words carefully. “it’s 2007.”

[sankta-starkova]

LETTERMAN

014; resolutions

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summary: the one where ej and andy realise that there may be some romantic feelings between them that hadn't been there before, or had they? the new year test this revelation

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Andy opened the door to Ashlyns house, carrying her signature cherry pie with EJ behind her, still chuckling.

"Sorry we're late, I was volunteering at the soup kitchen with the water polo guys," EJ explained, putting the drinks down on the table.

"And I was stuck waiting to be picked up," Andy explained with a smile, hugging Ashlyn.

Ashlyn had always known that there was something brewing between those two and they finally had a chance.

"Pics or it didn't happen," Carlos said with a laugh before he walked out of the room.

"I'm actually taking a break from social media so..." he explained, shrugging his shoulders.

"Well I can promise he was there, someone knocked on my door, begging for a spare shirt since he spilt food all over it after he fell over at said soup kitchen," Andy explained.

Ashlyn laughed, "Wow, new year, new you," she said, about to walk through before she saw EJ still standing in the kitchen.

"You wanna go in?" Andy asked, not understanding why he wasn't moving.

"Sorry, just taking it all in," he said with a sigh, "Not to be like your stereotypical second semester senior but, starting to realise that every day is like the last time I'm doing stuff with you guys,'

It was something that was beginning to hit him, that this time next year he would be at Duke away from all of his friends.

"Oh, EJ, that's actually really sweet," Andy said, placing a hand on his shoulder as she looked up at him.

Somehow, he had gotten a growth spurt during the Christmas break and she seemed to have shrunk. But one thing that hadn't changed were her feeling which actually grew stronger.

"Its weird, you two literally look so young to me now," he said, bothering her.

Andy laughed, hitting him in the arm. He smiled down at her, over Christmas break, he had realised that he did really like her, like like her, and wanted to cherish their time together.

"Yeah, I'm growing a beard," he said when he noticed Ashlyn staring at him weird.

"Oh, I thought that was dirt on your face," she said and her and Andy laughed at it.

"I might grow it out, depends what musical we're doing. Jean Valjean isn't Jean Valjean without the facial hair," he explained, running a hand over his face.

"Well I must admit, you'll be raking in some ladies if you keep it like that," Andy said before her and Ashlyn walked into the party.

He wanted to tell her that she was the only girl he really wanted but he couldn't do that to her, not when he was leaving school soon.

"Wait, have you seriously not heard what musical we're doing?" Gina asked, Andy turning to look at them.

"No, was it announced?" He asked, a panicked look on his face.

"Nobody say anything!" Carlos yelled out from the back. Andy knew it had to be HSM 2 though.

They all sat in the lounge, EJ and Andy on the sofa and the latter leaning against him as they took in the festivities.

Anyone who didn't know them would probably think think were a couple, his arm wrapped around her shoulder.

Suddenly, Ricky and Nini walked in, the former singing Bet On It at the top of his lungs as he danced through the lounge.

"Okay, does anybody not know we're doing High School Musical Two?" Carlos asked, everyone shaking their heads.

"We are?" EJ questioned, cheering as he finally realised the show that they were doing.

Later that night, they had all written a resolution and put it in a hat as part of a game.

Kourtney started to pick some out, "Resolution One, anyones guess. I resolve to remember everybody fondly when I go to Duke, especially my best friend who I am taking with me in a suitcase," she read out.

Andy chuckled, looking up at EJ. She knew it was him, she knew that Duke was his dream and he was going to miss everyone.

"EJ! You got into Duke? And would rather take Andy than me?" Ashlyn asked in shock.

"I mean, have I technically gotten 'into' Duke? Did my father and out grandfather before him also go to Duke?" He rhetorically asked.

"Okay, resolution number two," Kourtney read out, "This doesn't say anything except the words, my cows,"

Seb looked at everyone confused, "You guys, I thought we were writing down what we were thankful for," he said.

Kourtney picked another one out, "I resolve to follow my dreams however far away they take me," she said with a solemn face.

Everyone assumed it was Gina because of her mum always moving around but she shook her head, denying it.

"Its me, actually," Nini said, Ricky looking up at her confused, "Back to the game Kourt,"

Kourtney pulled another one out as the awkwardness filled the room, "All I want is for out generation to save the planet, I would also like absolute clarity about my love life," she read out.

Everyone talked about what it would be but Ashlyn didn't confirm that it was her.

Suddenly the doorbell rang and Big Red walked in with pizzas which EJ took, placing them on the table.

They all stood in the middle of the room, Andy sitting at the piano as she played 'fabulous', EJ leaning against the piano and admiring her.

Seb started to sing along and Andy changed the song, Gina, Ashlyn and Andy starting to sing 'music in me'.

Ricky started to play the guitar, Andy stopping playing the piano as the couple took over the song.

EJ ignored them, staring at Andy as she smiled with Ashlyn who was now sitting next to her.

It was undeniable that he was completely enamoured with her, unable to take his eyes off of her.

As they stopped singing, they all got up as it was announced that it was only ten seconds to midnight.

EJ grabbed Andy, pulling her up as they all cheered. As they stood in the corner of the room it seemed almost like they were going to kiss.

"I have an announcement!" Miss Jenn yelled out, running their moment.

They would have kissed, and Andy would have been over the moon. EJ wanted to try to kiss her again, but the moment has passed and he didn't want to push her.

So they all turned to look at Miss Jenn who stood in the doorway, approaching them.

"Contrary to rumour, we are not doing High School Musxial Two, instead, we are doing an American classic. Beauty and the Beast," she explained.

Andy and EJ smiled at each other, trying to get past the awkwardness of the fact that they nearly just kissed.

That would have been Andys first kiss, if you ignore the fact that her and Big Red kissed when they were like twelve accidentally – don't ask how that's possible.

"We are entering the Alan Menken award for High School Musical Theater, and we are going to win," she explained, everyone cheering.

"That means beating North High Miss Jenn, they have a thousand gallon Little Mermaid aquarium," Carlos explained.

"So, who is ready to show the world that they deserve that scholarship to NYU?" She asked, "I mean, who is ready to go from amateurs to statewide award winners?"

At that, everyone cheered, agreeing with her. "What team?" Ricky yelled out.

"Wildcats!" Everyone yelled back, cheering on the fact that they were going to be doing this.

"Ricky, I'm moving to Denver," Nini suddenly blurted out after everyone suggested she would make the best Belle.

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@maggiecc

[doeeyeseddie]

HELLO pls tell us more about high school reunion and or (i've been falling with my) eyes closed 💓

HI nina!!

okay so high school reunion is actually a chad/ryan high school musical fic lmao i saw the clip officially canonically confirming ryan evans as gay and felt very betrayed by the fact that he was with someone who wasn't chad, so i regressed into my hsm phase and started writing a fic where they meet again at their 15 year high school reunion, find out they live in the same city and then proceed to fall in love (again)

and (i've been falling with my) eyes closed is the companion smut fic to darker days, brighter endings that i have been (on and off) trying to write since i finished that, so over two years now? lmao smut is hard and this one is mostly tabled, if i'm honest

snippet under the cut!

They make it to Eddie’s bedroom eventually – both of their shirts stay on the kitchen floor where they lost them, they nearly fall over a kitchen chair and stumble into both the doorway from the kitchen to the dining room and the one from the dining room to the hallway because they’re physically unable of detaching their mouths from each other, but they make it.

Buck pushes Eddie backwards until the back of his knees hit his bed and then shoves him down onto it, and. Well, that’s really fucking hot.

Eddie’s never had a partner who could match him in strength and much like how tall Buck is, Eddie is quickly realizing how much he’s into how strong he is too.

Buck follows him down quickly, hovering over Eddie and sliding his tongue right back inside his mouth. Eddie holds him by the back of the neck with one hand, the other sliding down the smooth skin at his back, fingers pushing under the waistband of his jeans.

“God, you’re so hot,” Buck moans, lips dragging from Eddie’s mouth to his jaw, “been wanting to do this for so long.”

[quodekash]

forgot to do this til now, here's my we are ep 2 thoughts (once again just taken directly from me spamming my friend about it on wed night)

this looks like smth out of a dream sequence but theyre genuinely just trying to get their friend to fuckin wake up lmao

I love pun so much tho

best character fr

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY

everything about this is just so real and I love it so so much

a shirt worthy of hsm's chad danforth

also: ill never get over winny’s tied back hair, i just love it so much for no reason

...what does his shirt mean

“vibrant starry tapestry” and “discover the power of grassroot movement”

my friend suggested that its about weed and I have no other contributions so im forced to believe the shirt is about weed unless anyone else has any inkling of an idea

HIS HAIR LOOKS SO FLUFFYYYYY

LMAO YOU'RE SHITTING ME, TOEY DECIED TO PERSUE THE ARTS COS HE SAW A CUTE GUY WALK PAST HIM AT A CAFE

HE'S A FUCKIN SIMP (and I love him for it)

look at him

look at that fuckin simp

well yeah DUH it's the most obvious fuckin thing in the world

oOOoOoo tHeyre sitting next to each otherrrrrr

bro.

soundwin who

AND TOEY COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN THE BOTTLE BC HES DRUNK??? SO Q OPENED IT FOR HIM????

IS IT NOT THE SAME FUCKIN SCENE????

I was genuinely fukcing crying here and I had no clue why. I think bc of soundwin, I miss them so fucking much

THE LIL BOOP OMG

HHHHHGBERJDFKBGKREJHBDFKG IM FUCKING SOBBING

q caught in hd

im fucking losing it they're so perfect

HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HIS KNEE 😭😭

so real bro

his leg over his knee 💀

AAAAAOHSHIT GOWELJSDHGBVLJBERGSDOIGHBOU4EFHSDOUTFBX

TEARS ARE WELLING IN MY FUCKING EYES

WE'RE GETTING FUCKING POTTERY QTOEY NEXT WEEK BITCHESSSS

I rewatched the trailer

im so fucking excited for this show folks

LIKE????

IM GONNA FUCKING SHIT MYSELF WHEN THIS COMES

I CANT WAIT

okay that is all, goodnight all and have a wonderful three days before the next ep comes out 🫡

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Was that [GAVIN CASALENGO?]? Oh no no, that was just [RYAN EVANS], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [HSM]. They are [TWENTY-ONE] years old, use [HE/HIM], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

Ryan and his sister, Sharpay, are the children of Vance and Derby Evans, Ryan is about eight minutes younger than Sharpay, and were the stars of seventeen school productions. Ryan played Little League baseball in Rhode Island before he moved to Albuquerque.

His 1st appearance was in the original High School Musical on January 20, 2006, and his 2nd appearance was on August 17, 2007 in High School Musical 2. His 3rd and final appearance was on October 24, 2008 in High School Musical 3: Senior Year.

He was chosen by Julliard School to take their scholarship because of his choreography in the Senior Year Spring Musical.

Ryan has been in D.C. for two months now.

Unlike his sister Sharpay, who likes to be selfish and cruel to the Triston, Gabriella, and their friends, Ryan seems to be more nice and caring to them. He only acts mean when his sister wants him to. This also proves why he has more friends than his sister and even considers her a frenemy. In the first film, it was hinted that Ryan was ditzy and unintelligent, but as the series progresses he seems to be a lot smarter and has common sense. He knows how to choreograph and is really good at baseball.

Ryan cannot put together the letters on the basketball team's shirts spelling "Go Drama Club!", indicating that he may have dyslexia. Ryan's intelligence becomes more pronounced as the series progresses. He is able to choreograph two shows by his own means, and in a deleted clip from the third film even hints at Tiara's deceit by saying her name "sounds like a stage name". His role as Sharpay's sidekick is obviously meant to undermine his true intelligence. In the second and third films, we find that it is not Ryan, but Jason that is the true ditz.

[dorizardthewizard]

HSM (2006) rewatch pt 14

14: Work this out

A Pi pie except it’s actually a cake. So… the cake is… a lie?

Zeke the MVP, love how the guys are giving him the credit

The way Troy says “oh it’s an… equation!” cracks me up

Where did they hide those little basketballs. Also why?

I find it so funny that Chad is the one to get Sharpay and Ryan to watch the GO DRAMA CLUB thing when just yesterday he was ready to throw hands with them. Also it kind of looks like he goes up to Ryan first, looks between them then decides to drag Sharpay out haha,, I'm delusional

And Sharpay just goes with it!

EXCLAMATION POINT! He says it so happily hahahaha

Ryan dyslexic??

I know the point is to show camaraderie between the groups and to convince Darbus they’re not fucking around, but that little show was kinda pointless, you printed out those shirts for these 5 seconds? Are they planning to wear them in the audience of the musical? I got flashbacks to Shrek 3 for some reason

Geez, did anyone actually have this much school support for their sports team? Idk about you guys but the second that bell rings, I am OUTTA THERE you cannot make me sit and watch some people I don’t know play sports. We don’t even have bleachers in the UK lol

Coach B: What I want is for you to have fun Coach B: I know all about the pressure, and probably too much of it has come from me. 'Cause what I really want is to see my son having the time of his life playing the game we both love

Disney dad becomes a good dad at the last minute, classic. They still don't discuss the singing thing though

Both competitions are against the same school lol, are there no other schools in the area

I love Kelsi’s suit!

Ryan’s t-shirt says New York on it, foreshadowing? No, it’s not. But I can dream and overanalyse as much as I want.

The twins’ warmup is so silly but iconic

I find it crazy these scholastic decathlons exist, gotta respect Americans for making anything and everything into a competition

Is this kid just here for his watch? What is it with this movie and watches? Also Darbus’s fit slaps actually

Bop to the top! I’m confused, is this song part of the musical? Or did they just completely make it up? Darbus mouths the lyrics so I guess it's in the musical but did Kelsi write it? If it's for the main characters then how does it fit into the story and their dynamic? Why is it Spanish? Did Sharpay and Ryan alter it? So many questions!

Anyway it’s catchy, it's iconic, it relates to them “blowing away the competition”, but idk I don’t care for it as much as others? B tier, choreography looks fun though

Alright Ryan work those hips!

Hahaha they actually say shake some booty and turn around

[musicalpilftournament]

Tom Houston (Hatchetfield Series) Propaganda

Submitted Actors: Original Starkid Production Summary: He's a typical lumberdad but he suffers from PTSD.  He's also such a loving husband, he would still make love to you even if you were a car. He truly does care a lot about his son, Tim. He wants nothing but the best for him but as Tim grows up, that connection struggles to strengthen itself. the whole reason he went to the mall was because he wanted to buy a doll for his son because he decided buying him a doll would fix their whole relationship. His beard and flannel combo is just so so so...

All Submitted Propaganda:

He's a typical lumberdad but he suffers from PTSD. He actually hooks up with his former hs sweetheart in a movie theatre while a Christmas HSM knock-off is playing in the bg. He's also such a loving husband, he would still make love to you even if you were a car.

He truly does care a lot about his son, Tim. He wants nothing but the best for him but as Tim grows up, that connection struggles to strengthen itself :((( also he is a teacher (score) and wears flannel shirts (double score) plus he’s Dylan Saunders (extra score)

He's a lumberjack. He's sad. He's Dylan Saunders. He fucks. And the whole reason he went to the mall was because he wanted to buy a doll for his son because he decided buying him a doll would fix their whole relationship

I firmly believe he's a caring father to Tim, being willing to take down a cult for him. As for sexiness: his beard and flannel combo is just so so so...

He has two sex scenes (plus one implied one). One is with Becky Barned in a movies theater while a bad Christmas movie plays, after a mega beautfiul musical number (the implied sex scene is also with Becky during the bad Christmas movie, but at home instead). The second is with his car, which his dead wife's soul is inhabiting. I'll admit... the description of him rubbing her dashboard is pretty hot.

[dadswithipads]

Makes sense for the presentation to end with the gays ™.