#in all their 6000 years

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

for the not dating thing, aziraphale & crowley (gomens or spn take ur pick :))

Do you know, Ana, I think you're the only one here who can actually remember my ancient crush on SPN Crowley from all those years ago. 'Twas truly as if a demon possessed me in those dark days. And as soon as I emerged from it I was baffled. What was all that about, I asked myself. How did this stupidly undeveloped antagonist with a bald spot and an accent have me so enthralled just because he had a little sobbing meltdown that one time, I wondered. Surely this will not happen again, I said.

Anyways there are so many clear reasons not to date Fergie here that it's an obvious no with the sole exception of ONLY if I got to take him and Castiel on a double (er, one and a half, I guess) date IMMEDIATELY after they both became human in 8x23, thus catapulting both of them into an actual meaningful character arc where their transformations stick for more than 3 episodes. If the Winchesters try to bother the three of us while I do this I'll fucking kill us all with a grenade btw. Anyways

Aziraphale & Crowley

I love them so much and it’d be so tempting (lmao) but unfortunately I just don’t think they’re ready to add a third to their relationship yet. Like they’re in a really good place right now but I think they’re gonna need at least another century to be up for that. Aziraphale contains foibles and eccentricities the way humans contain water, of course, so he’s never not a challenge. But I think probably the biggest issue would be that Crowley would be completely neurotic about the whole thing. He would ask you which of them you liked better secretly deep down and if you said “Aziraphale” he would turn into a snake and pout in a hole for a month straight and if you said anything else besides “Aziraphale” he’d be flabbergasted and offended. You don’t agree that Aziraphale is the bestest most important entity ever created in the entire universe??? Oh!! Oh!! Jail for you!!! Jail for you for Six Thousand Years!!!!!!

Also “OP what about dating just one of them on their own?” Are you out of your damn mind. Are you insane. Look me in the eyes. Do Not Separate Them. 

[mintaikk]

I love this photo because this was Aziraphale's reaction after the priest lady interrupted Crowley pinning him to a wall. And he seems bothered by it

[crowlixcx]

[p4nishers]

there's something i need to say and yall can boo me for it but deep in my heart i'll always know i'm correct: crowley already forgave aziraphale. like already would take him back at one flutter of his eyelashes. that's all.

[bildads-shoes]

Hot take: A/Cs biggest incompatibility is actually that Crowley thinks driving at 90mph is tame and has an aversion to watching the road while he's behind the wheel, whereas Aziraphale has quite possibly memorised the entire Highway Code word for word and probably secretly checks the Bentley's engine oil level every single week without fail

[rumble-bee-art]

this apology dance better be at least two hours long and accompanied by full-sized symphony orchestra

[goodomensao3tagoftheday]

[shishkabobninja]

The Metatron's offer to restore Crowley's angelic status wasn't just about convincing Aziraphale to take the job because he could be with Crowley! It was also about convincing Aziraphale that heaven was capable/willing to change, to see and welcome different perspectives! Aziraphale was convinced not just because Crowley could be with him, but also because heaven would not only allow it, but is offering it!

[roachsauce]

yes sir, mand’alor sir 🫡

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[harbingerofsoup]

see, i think the main reason the ineffable divorce has hit us all so hard to the point we’re still devastated after 5 months (and will probably continue to be until s3) is because the show has done an absolutely impeccable job at making us feel exactly how long they’ve known each other, how long they’ve spent loving each other, how long they’ve been aware and couldn’t do anything about it. we can feel the weight of a truly incomprehensible amount of time, which is making the emotions conjured by their separation feel so much more intense and concentrated

[some-pers0n]

Me searching up something that is referring to something so niche and vague you'd have to basically just be me to understand: HAH the readers are gonna love this totally sick and original joke

[hazbinbabbling4ever]

I can’t believe that the “a kiss can’t solve it all magically”, the theme that seemed linked to Maggie and Nina’s story, was actually just foreshadowing for Crowley and Aziraphale. It’s been 3 days and I still think about it.

[snakeeyesandangelfeathers]

Gabriel looked so Comfortable when he thought the angels were sending him to Hell, when he thought he was about to Fall. He was absolutely and peace and happy with the thought, as long as it meant getting to be with Beelzebub.

Half the reason why he passed on the idea of the Apoca-sequel was probably just to annoy Heaven into making him Fall.

Sides don't matter, pointless conflicts don't matter, because he found someone who matters more to him.

[grntaire]

rewatching season 1 from the perspective of aziraphale falling for crowley before the beginning and realizing that crowley loves him back when he saves his books. changes kind of everything about their interactions in the first season. i am so deeply unwell about it

[romulussy]

girl finally remembers to post chapter 2 a month later

[tofufei]

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