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h-didanart · 5 months ago
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Hello everyone I have arrived with the next installment of ‘Be gay do crimes’
This one is an oc, though his world aligns more with Urban Fantasy than with the Fantasy of the world of the first oc of mine you’ve met
Here we have Old Man Arson (Disclaimer: he’s not actually old, he’s like in his forties lmao)
He’s chill for the most part, his likings including gardening and reading. He’s tad sarcastic and a bit arrogant, but if you’re someone he likes he’ll joke around with you and invite you over for some drinks. If you’re not someone he likes though, and you mess with him or someone he likes, he has absolutely no problem with being a complete ass, a jerk, an absolute nuisance. He can be very reckless sometimes, often not thinking through his actions and getting something blown up, that is not an exaggeration, he has semi-unstable explosion magic. Moreover he knows what he wants and he knows what he stands for, he will not back down if you challenge him, and people have often found that their biggest mistake when meeting him is underestimating his capabilities.
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His criminal life is one that would not be expected if you see his daily life. Sure, he is a rather curious individual, and yes he lives in that creepy haunted mansion and gets along with the ghosts haunting said mansion, but nothing about him says that’s he’s an avid demonologist. But not just any kind of demonologist, no, he wants to truly understand his fellow beings.
He wants to know their capabilities, their societal rules, their myths, their features, their dislikes. He wants to know them personally, as the beings they are. Because the society he lives at has done everything in its power to paint them as horrible creatures, they have gone from respected and feared godlike beings to feared and persecuted terrible creatures. But they’re just like zombies, or centaurs, fae, shapeshifters, ghosts. They’re other beings.
And he’s gonna do everything in his power to free those beings who have been imprisoned in the land of the living just for the crime of being brought there and not knowing how to go back.
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And his best, and favorite, way to do that is by going to the local demon hunting agencies and absolutely wrecking everything they have. And freeing any demons locked in there. He’s quite infamous for all the explosions and fires he causes, and for being extremely cocky while fleeing. He’s very reckless, and he looks cool with it.
If he gives you Dimentio Super Paper Mario vibes… yeah. Yeah. He used to be a combination of Dimentio and The Boss from JSaB, but then kinda became his own thing.
Oh and yes, he threw himself off a building in that drawing, he can teleport, he’s fine.
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hualianschild · 11 months ago
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josmamatotaldrama · 7 months ago
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Hannibal in a nutshell
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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 10 months ago
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Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Romances in a nutshell because I've been playing the game and I have brain rot
Karlach: Haha, if we focus on how much we love each other the sense of impending doom might go away what inevitable tragic ending kiss me again lover!
Minthara: Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!
Astarion: Hey baby, lemme just get close to you so you'll never let me get hurt, you're such a useful pawn wait a minute what the fuck no I wasn't SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU WHAT-
Gale: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his abusive ex.
Lae'zel: A tsundere who will actually fucking kill you, now with cult deprogramming.
Shadowheart: Enemies to friends to lovers, now with cult deprogramming.
Wyll: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his predatory business contract.
Halsin: Hippie Johnny Bravo.
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bestialitybestiary · 7 months ago
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That's it. That's Stiles
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pikavani · 4 days ago
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 9 months ago
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kuzakat · 10 months ago
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POV youre just a little hater
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liltaireissocute · 3 months ago
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if gods allowed that, I will kill all the gods
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qsycomplainsalot · 10 months ago
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lazycranberrydoodles · 9 months ago
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hua cheng's patience: infinite
hua cheng's impulse control: zero
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scherzokinn · 5 months ago
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emotional-piece-of-meat · 7 months ago
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Bruce: don't do this, it's stupid and dangerous.
Batkids: but... You did this.
Bruce, without missing a bit: your father is an idiot, do not do this.
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witchfinderlieutenanttable · 9 months ago
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rafwci · 28 days ago
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About saw
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luxthestrange · 1 year ago
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TWST Incorrect quotes#547 Not in front of the babies-
You are currently dressed up in silks and cloak for Your and Silver's presence doesn't startle the locals of briar valley...tho having Lilia & Baul as your outfit helpers were...
Yuu*is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
RoyalGuard!Lilia*Eyes glued to the knot holding your pants to your...soft human skin waist*...Like its slips on and off really easily...
Yuu:...
RoyalGuard!Lilia*Realized a tad too late what he said*N-No, I didn't mean it like that-
Baul*With Baby Sebek and Silver climbing him like monkies, unmoving looking at Lilia with judgy eyes*We know what you meant
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