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Fav chai tea?
I have never in my whole life been given chai and felt sad, I love it always in all forms
I usually order either vanilla chai with soy milk or dirty chai lattes though c: and I would like to learn how to make concentrate myself this summer, I simply am lazy rn
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I will aggressively walk at your with zesty Italian dressing in a cup and drink it in front of you if you so much as look at my chic fly as hell dinosaur earings
#shitpost#what? lol#earings#jewlery#italian dressing#in a cup#emotions#shit post#weird shit#funny shit#funny tumblr#funnyshit#don't start#bitchass
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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
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🔥🌼🌸Good luck babe 🌸🌼🔥
#chappell roan#vmas 2024#chappell fanart#illustration#eight of cups#joan of arc#good luck babe#the rise and fall of a midwest princess
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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!
He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.
#tumbleweed the cat#tumbleweed#cat#autoplay warning#video#turns out he was actually getting 2/3 cup of food a day due to a measuring cup mix up and more he's down to 1/2 cup per day
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#the sun has gone down and the moon has come up#and long ago somebody left with the cup#i want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng#italian leather sofa#;)#cake
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if you moralize to people in the global south about piracy youre going to hell btw. no atonement no take backsies. guaranteed hell forever permanently.
#i think there's a misunderstanding about currency conversion for some people#using my currency as an example. one USD equals 51 EGP (as of writing this post)#that does NOT mean 51 EGP is as easily attainable as one USD#your 5 USD cup of coffee? that's worth DOUBLE the average daily salary here#almost triple the daily salary of some people i know even#sincerely shut the fuck up
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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"
#bugs#the stupid wasp cup isnt really an example of the same thing but it's also a good image#starbucks employees are you like. required to print a receipt for every single cup you use#are your managers hovering over your receipts and remaining cups and going 'somebody got a free cup! someone should be fired for this'#because that sounds realistic under capitalism
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering#holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them#this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker#there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake
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+Chocolates galaxy+
acryl-gouache on 12 x 16 art board
#traditional art#description in alt text#turner acryl gouache#hershey's#snickers#artists on tumblr#reeses cups
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i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys
#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#comic#stump art#tbob spoilers#ford having a lovely cup of tea. thinking to himself. an angel has just sung something i believe#i shall close my eyes . and die now#< -- SAD . but it had to happen#everyone kiss your sad grandpa if you have one . you never know when bill cipher is going to blow his ass up
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underconsumption being called a trend now…… mf that’s just how normal sane people live
#not having 15 different ice trays and 10 stanley cups and seasonal home decor isn’t an underconsumption TREND#it’s normal. literally just someone with a working brain and normal shelf space#literally shut the fuck up
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i think the real reason Lucanis has a coffee addiction is so the animators had an excuse to show just how good they are at making characters hold cups now.
like look at that. its not floating 6 inches away from his palms. it goes up and down with his hands. he's even got one hand on the handle itself! we've come so far since the hilarious joining chalice animation in Origins and Solas's cup of misery tea that floats 4 seconds behind his arm movements
#im sure theres a terrible cup somewhere in da2 also but i cant think of one rn#ramblings#for as much as i have criticisms of this game the animators/modelers/graphics people did an outstanding job#i have almost no bugs at all in those departments its really impressive#dragon age: veilguard#dragon age: the velilguard#jade plays dav#lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#lucanisposting#or close enough to it
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