#in a HEARTBEAT i would
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If there's anything you need to know about me, its that I love Coffee and I love Themes.
#my wifi: CafeHouse#Main PC: BeanMachine Work PC: BeanGrinder#Laptop:MicroBean#NAS: CoffeeHub#WorkMac: BusyBean#TV: VentiBean#If I could name my Switch i would name it the GrandeBean#chow.txt#I have a teeny lappytop im giving to a friend. its called the BabyBean.#Im the Main Bean. (because my name. is Bean)#LMAO ITHIS BLOG IS ALSO. TROLLCAFE.#SO I GUESS THATS ALSO OBVIOUS?#if beantrolls or coffeetrolls was available#in a HEARTBEAT i would#trollcafe is cute tho#id love to switch from Liam to Bean online bcos#i feel like the only idiot who decided to use his real name to everyone online
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ppl on tiktok will go hear me out cake...BEN ACTORYOUDONTCAREABOUT 😳😳😳😳🫣🫣🫣omg im soooo sorry ahahaha this is CRAZY and then i go to tumblr and the first post is a poll like smash or pass: kotva department store and smash is 92%
#my stuff#dove chirps#to clarify i would also smash kotva department store. like in a heartbeat. im architectum thats what inspired this post#🦐
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yuuji smiling and sukuna making a face like That did u really think i wouldn't do a panel redraw
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#ryoumen sukuna#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#jjk 264#yuuji#sukuna#god sukuna's face is so priceless he rly does look like a cat at the vet#AND I MISSED HAPPY YUUJI i would read a compilation of every panel of smiling yuuji in a heartbeat#i also missed pink sukuna :') no context n u can almost pretend we r back in the good old days#anyway i debated adding text 2 this because to me it looks like Let's Take Ibuprofen Together#and since thats Sukuna's Thing (tm) i feel like theres a joke 2 b made there with yuuji saying it 2 him#but i decided against it smtimes simple is best#ok my hand is actually showing signs of overuse im done fr the day i PROMIS E FHFJSFJJ#it's just the meat of the palm pinky side and not the wrist so thats a good sign#ill probably b better tmr . no rest fr the wicked stay strong girl
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is iraq even real
You have never touched down on a hot but windy summer night in Baghdad & you have never taken to the many malls strewn through the capital & you have never visited the neighborhood your mother grew up in & you never cried imagining her walking crowded streets downtown & you have never been taken to Iraqi orchestra where your aunt’s husband performed & you have never aimlessly wandered the University of Baghdad where your mother attended & you have never snuck into the university library even though you needed a student ID & you have never visited the many decadently themed restaurants in Baghdad & you have never watched mauve and tangerine bathe the city in a glorious flare & you have never sat on the edge of the Tigris River a safe distance from drunken boys while the city lights trembled off the water & you have never hit up every antique store there is to take as many souvenirs as possible & you have never visited the Royal Cemetery with its intricate craftsmanship & you have never
#I could choose to visit absolutely any place in the world and it would be Baghdad in a heartbeat#Bc I miss it so much rn I think about visiting every day
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I am coping emotionally by turning that Bobby Bearhug that dies in Safe Haven into an OC and they're Doey's found family little sister, doomed found siblings
#Let me cope#I'm still sick over Doey and his backstory#Doey I would die and kill for you in a heartbeat#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter four#poppy playtime fanart#doey the doughman#Palette art
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they knew caitlyn's eyes were lethal so they nerfed her
#caitlyn kiramman#arcane#arcane season two#arcane spoilers#spoilers#i would fold in a heartbeat#not art#mine#kali rambles
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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me
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just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.
like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.
in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.
how am i supposed to act normal about this.
#i need to lay down#just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god#he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey#if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around#but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me#i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant#but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it#dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT#bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#astarion#bg3 epilogue spoilers#bg3 spoilers#baldur’s gate 3 spoilers#bg3
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akechi's rank 3 is the gift that keeps giving because the intro before it starts confirms that:
akechi has an in-universe fandom
said fandom pays close attention to his whereabouts, who he hangs out with, etc.
akechi monitors what's being said about him online
and since he by his own admission doesn't really have any other close friends, this means that as his confidant progresses, his fanbase is undoubtedly like "who is this mysterious glasses guy who keeps hanging out with akechi? why are they hitting up popular date spots?”
and like, internet gonna internet. half his fanbase thinks they're dating. another faction ships him with the leader of the phantom thieves. akechi watches this go down while experiencing the full spectrum of human emotion. someone says ren looks kind of generic and akechi is seconds from penning a defensive response on his burner account before he's like "what the fuck am i even doing" and clears 4 floors of mementos in one go to cope.
#goro akechi#ren amamiya#shuake#persona 5#listen#i just think akechi's in-universe minor celebrity status is a goldmine for like. ridiculous but deeply entertaining situations.#anyway has anyone written a forum/twitter thread type fic w this concept bc i would read it in a heartbeat#*
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The pylidaigh, a type of vampiric snow ghost, as imagined in folklore in and around the Highlands.
This is a ghost believed to come into being when a person dies in the snow and their body is not found before their soul (still trapped without its funeral rites) 'freezes' inside of it. The body then reanimates into a pylidaigh's twisted form. It looks like someone who slowly died of starvation, just a thin layer of flesh over bones. Its skin is as white as the snow itself, so pale it can blend seamlessly into a blizzard. Most of its body appears subtly stretched and lanky, save for its exceptionally unsubtle long, skinny arms, which drag on the ground behind it when it walks. After a big meal of blood, its belly swells like the abdomen of a tick.
A pylidaigh can only tread across snow and ice, and so doorways and windows are best kept clear of snowfall during the winter in order to prevent it from reaching inside. It mostly comes out to hunt during blizzards when there is little that can prevent it from catching its victims.
In spite of its fragile appearance, a pylidaigh is supernaturally strong, and can run at great speeds when it wants to. No mortal weapons can pierce its body, nor can any bonds known to craftsmen hold it in place. It is usually said that chains forged like iron but made out of ice can bind a pylidaigh and render it immobile, but this smithing technique remains tragically elusive to the average joe.
This ghost is either cast as a wildly dangerous but tragic figure, or one that is more simply malicious. In either case, it is described as experiencing nothing but bitter cold. It shivers endlessly. It retains distant memories of what it was to be alive, and it is motivated by a futile desperation to experience the feeling of warmth again.
In more sympathetic framings, it is described as using its freaky gibbon arms to capture its victims and pull them into an embrace, rather innocently trying to warm itself against their body. This inevitably fails, and the embrace becomes a bone crushing squeeze. When that too fails to warm the ghost, it rips out the person's throat and drinks their blood until the victim is as cold and drained as the pylidaigh itself.
In other cases, this more pitiable narrative of a ghost seeking warmth with no comprehension of its actions is discarded in favor of making it purely monstrous. Here it is a type of vampire with an insatiable thirst, practically a physical manifestation of the worst of winter itself. Some tales acknowledge both variants, suggesting a pylidaigh's violent attempts to warm itself may be initially devoid of malice, but turns into an act of furious jealousy of the warmth of the living after years of suffering.
The only (more or less) surefire method to permanently kill a roaming pylidaigh involves trapping it with fire. They are attracted to any source of heat, and will attempt to warm themselves with the flames (if not tempted away by a juicy living human body). The fire itself cannot kill them (as the sheer cold of their body is more powerful even than flame) but they can be trapped if kept near the fire long enough for the snow it depends upon to melt. This does not kill the pylidaigh either. The monster will remain in stuck in place (and potentially become a threat again if it snows more) for the duration of the winter. Only when the spring comes and all the snow melts does it revert into a normal human carcass (though mysteriously invulnerable to decay), at which point it can be cremated.
Pylidaigh in the wilds also revert to a human corpse during the snowless seasons, but will roam again each following winter unless it is burnt in the interim. It is of critical importance that any human corpse found in high mountain pasture is cremated- not only out of respect for the poor soul trapped as an earthbound ghost, but to prevent the threat of the possible dormant pylidaigh emerging next winter.
#Imagine this thing Naruto running towards you at 20 mph#This was loosely inspired by me getting hypothermia once while camping very close to a town but on a mountainside a few#miles above it. Think it would be considered moderate I knew what was happening but was very confused and disoriented#Knowing my body was too fucking cold and my heartbeat was too slow and I couldn't stop shivering#Looking down on the lights below and being like Bro I Have To Get There And Get Warm Or Am Going To DIE#I woke up from sleep while in this state which like. Thank god because otherwise I might have legit died but it felt like I was dreaming.#It was so surreal just like walking then driving towards the lights knowing I NEEDED to get there NEEDED to get warm.#I was able to drive down without getting into an accident and got to a hospital so it ended up okay and my arms didn't strecth#out like a gibbon or anything.#folklore#hill tribes#I've been working on a pylidaigh folktale for a few days but it's taking a while because I keep going back and fourth on whether#I'll write it in character voice or not
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if you heard me screaming yes you did
#a date with death#5012#a date with death 5012#digital art#the way i would immediately ditch casper for this menace IN A HEARTBEAT#sorry not sorry bbg i love my rude emos#i’ll just simp over here for a moment then go back to my beloved traumatized angeldice
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sukuna the goober. the glob. the goopy (male scolopendra morsitans "blood red")
#scolopendra morsitans#centipede#mine#sukuna#bug tw#bugs tw#that FACEEEE. RAHGHHGHG!!!!!!#sukuna i know you would bite me in a heartbeat but ilysm
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IT'S THE WAY THEY'RE FROM TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REALITIES BUT STILL GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO PROTECT EACH OTHER IM FINE
#this is proof xmcu erik would have adopted mcu wanda in a heartbeat in this essay i will#marvel rivals#wanda maximoff#erik lehnsherr#magneto#max eisenhardt
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timmy with dami and kon !
#damian might be ooc but in my heart. i believe he would care if tim put himself in danger#love the heartbeat thing for timkon#literally how tall is damian some ppl draw him to like…jason’s waist but then some ppl draw him like an inch shorter than tim so. i aimed fo#r the middle#my art#tim drake#damian wayne#conner kent#timkon#also im uploading so much bc i have nothing to do im literally living in a windowless room with only my ipad girl help#batfam#batfam fanart#batfamily#batfamily fanart#batman#batman comics#tim drake fanart#damian al ghul#damian al ghul fanart#robin#red robin fanart#robin fanart#kon el#kon el kent#timkon fanart
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it’s hard to describe the way it feels core to prompto’s character to me that he’s a survivor. and specifically in this way where it’s essentially an expression of devotion - as long as he is needed, as long as he is wanted, he’ll persevere. he will always stand by noctis’s side, whether he has to kill his clone father or withstand torture to do it, bc he loves noctis and he loves his friends and they matter to him more than any suffering ever could. like idk to me prompto is basically a cockroach fueled by the power of friendship, and he will outlive all of them bc he refuses to let there be a day where one of his friends need him and he isn’t there. he’s here to support them, to be their backup and their reminder to take a break and their reminder that they’re human and they love each other, and he takes that role more seriously than he takes death.
#apologies if this is nonsense it’s just. ignis and Gladio are half expecting to die for noct.#prompto would in a heartbeat but I think he realized before the rest of them had the chance to that he’d live for him too#ffxv#prompto argentum#final fantasy xv#this is why I was scared to post about him I knew I’d just start saying insane shit completely unprompted 😭 HES EVERYTHING TO ME OK
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I cannot believe the canon bkdk dynamic though.
Katsuki, completely whipped, 100% on board to spend the rest of his life with Izuku, living the dream as heroes.
Izuku, completely oblivious to his own worth, oblivious to how Katsuki really feels about him now, just so oblivious to it all.
#bkdk#bakudeku#straight out of a fanfic actually#I keep thinking about the ‘one fell first but the other fell harder’ dynamic#and a lot of people say Kats fell first so Izuku fell harder#but I gotta say it feels like the reverse#feels like Izuku fell first#ages ago#when they were kids#he’s just really good at compartmentalizing it#not thinking about it because it’s not possible#there’s no way his symbol of victory would ever feel anything even close to live for a useles deku like him so it’s no use even hoping#meanwhile Katsuki flipped a switch and went from 0 to 100 in a heartbeat#izuku left UA to be a vigilante and it put everything into perspective for Katsuki#and from then on he was a complete goner#thinking about Izuku constantly#thinking about him as he died#jump starting his own heart to come back and find Izuku#propelling himself across the country just to give Izuku one last push#planning to be with him for the rest of their lives#being distraught that Izuku lost his quirk again#listen#izuku fell first. Kats fell harder
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on the one hand, i think merrill should be in datv because lore-wise her arc perfectly intertwines with the narrative of the veilguard (elven history, gods and magic are her thing; not to mention that we're literally going to travel primarily through eluvians), and also perfectly fits the main theme (there is so much in merrill's story that has to do with regret). on the other hand, i think merrill should be in datv because she'd love to hang out with bellara and davrin and also she's always wanted to pet a griffon
#hear me out. she'd be so excited to meet bellara. that's a fellow dalish researcher!#who also seems to be quirky and friendly! bellara would befriend her in a heartbeat i just know it#but also davrin! that's a dalish grey warden! and merrill's long lost friend was also a grey warden! a marvelous coincedence#and she's never heard of other dalish wardens! she'd like to hear ALL about it#about his clan and where he came from and what it's like to be a warden#can't believe the people merrill would like to meet so much and who don't seem like they would treat her like a fool and a weirdo#are hanging out on the other side of the continent. that's SO UNFAIR#someone please call varric's friend who has an experience with eluvians and knows a lot of dalish lore and invite her to the lighthouse#merrill#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard
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