#in RAPID fucking succession.

[fawn-wings]

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[alighted-willow]

I've seen a few posts about attempting economical freezes or boycotts and would like to offer an alternative, one which won’t inherently pit us against each other.

There's a style of protest that let everyday fellows continue, getting groceries, medications, entertainment, whathaveyou, all while preventing economic flow. If the buses don’t show up, the bosses won’t care, they have other busses, but if the busses don’t charge? If every grocery item is scanned and bagged, but the transaction canceled of falsely cashed (when you type in the cash and then just put nothing in), your CEOs will care. The customers will be happy, thrilled even! It's a great way to get the eternal fence sitters to side with you!

Like with other protests, it only works in numbers. You're a lot more likely to get fired over not showing up versus not doing one part of your job (the part they actually care about). But it's also a model unlikely to make your coworkers resent or act against you in spite, as leaving them out to dry by a walkout doesn’t stop the company from making money, it just makes it a harsher grind against the workers who couldn’t afford not showing up (some need every penny to live).

I have no doubt that there won’t be many protests in my area, this is Trump land with the occasional KKK and religious fanatics screaming about hell in public. My hope is that protestors of neighboring or different counties consider this as an option.

(Mostly I've been thinking about how people like to act out against a company by harassing or disregarding the workers, like those hacks who refuse to put their carts away ‘in protest’. Hun, if you really wanted a protest you'd have taken pliers to the frame until it was unusable, or just shoved the whole thing in your car.)

TLDR: Want a cool protest method where you bite into companies? You get rid of their stuff. If you can’t break it, then give it for free. Walkouts leave companies’ merchandise untouched; handouts or refusing to take payment gets CEOs worried FAST.

[vonlycaonwife]

I gotta say I fucking hate fighting against dopple Jane because I can never fucking understand her attacks patterns.

Like I know it's a lot of dodging or otherwise you get blitzed to hell and back but even then no matter how many times I try I always get hit no matter what. It's starting to piss me off honestly

[peapod20001]

@carbonateddelusion

I probably would have done more anatomical stuff if they like. Had organs LMAO

[shadowtraveled]

sorry i have been so offline i have been doing quite a lot in real life

[astralpenguin]

it's interesting seeing the huge difference in attention (hits, kudos, bookmarks) that fics get when they're m/m compared to when they're literally any other category and by interesting i mean. well.

[mister13eyond]

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[barbreypilled]

🚨PISSPOST WARNING🚨 anyway I love Finnick and Sligo’s beef so much because theoretically they could be besties like they know exactly why the other one is The Way That They Are but they’re both so far up their own asses they refuse to empathize w each other meanwhile everyone around them is like ‘what exactly did he do to u again?’ then they just get into a drunken scrap about it

[borifle]

not to age myself as an “I was an active tumblr user in 2014-2016” type of person but httyd 2 literally changed my brain chemistry. cannot watch it without getting emotional in every possible direction.

“you’re as beautiful as the day I lost you” and for the dancing and the dreaming set the STANDARD for romance when I was the ripe age of 15. that song was 1 of 3 runner ups for the first dance at my actual wedding 2 months ago, that’s how deeply it’s imprinted on my soul. haven’t been the same since that day in the movie theater.

[midnightwind]

yeah I still hate the story beats around killing Ghilan'nain the second time around lmao this coulda been so mean, but instead it's suuuuper rushed

[aliosne]

I just got one of my signature Stabbing Boob Pains™️ and made a noise like a throttled crow

[empressofmankind]

Me: "Amma split the Impel Down fic up in three parts because, honestly, it's too big to post as one thing of ~12k words. Splitting it up in 3x 4k is much more manageable for everyone, including myself!"

Also me: Just realised 3/4th of the way into finishing the first part for posting that the erstwhille 4k has doubled to near 8k, and we ain't there yet.

I am physically in capable of writing anything under 10k apparently. This is why I can't do writing commisions, ain't no one shelling that amount of money on some floof and smut of their fav pairing.

[blackdykegirlblogger]

gentle clit worship with abby!

penetration is great and all, but i'm obsessed with the thought of having your back to abby's chest, one arm lightly wrapped around your waist as the other plays in between your thighs. but this time, she isn't fingering you or using a dildo. instead, she just has two fingers gliding over your engorged clit, dancing in calculated zig-zags and circles against you.

it's so soft and intimate and you're losing your fucking mind, your head knocked back against her shoulder as your hands grip her wrist. you're dripping with want, with need, trails of pearly slick leaking from the hole you so desperately wanted her to fill.

but you've had such a long day, and abby always knows what you need, even when you don't. she knows when it's time to take out the strap and rock your shit, but she also knows when it's best to take it slow and easy. well, easy for her. this was fucking torture for you.

she feels your orgasm steadily approaching, taking in how your clit twitches urgently and breathless gasps fall from your lips in rapid succession. she speeds up her ministrations, kissing your neck and rubbing your waist with her free hand. you try to back away from everything, all the sensations sending your brain in overdrive. but you clearly had nowhere to go.

abby murmured in your hair softly, applying the slightest of pressure on your hips so that you couldn't squirm. "don't run from it, pretty girl."

"it feels good, right? so just let it feel good."

[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

stop SUPER JUMPINF STOP SUPER JUMPING FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING STOP SUPER JUMPING

WE DONT K OW EACH OTHER WE DONT TALK TO EACH OTHER WE CANNOT WARN OTHERS ABOUT SUPER JUMPING SO STOP FUCKING SUPER JUMPING IT WILL ONLY GET US SPLATTED

[34choco]

Dude can i go one day where shit doesn't go wrong my tire shredded yesterday and now my computer is running so fucking slow it's unusable FML

[fucktoyfelix]

Choking Safety

I've been seeing some kind of scare-mongering type posts going around about choking during sex, so I wanted to address how to approach choking in a safe way. Choking is not a 0 risk activity, but it is also not so dangerous that you will just randomly die either. Anyone who does martial arts will confirm that thousands of teenagers are being successfully trained to choke each other safely (for self defense) every day! There's no reason you can't learn to do it too.

First you should be familiar with some basic anatomy of the neck and throat:

The carotid veins on both sides of the neck and the trachea/windpipe in the center are the most important things to be aware of. If you want to enjoy the psychological element of having someone's hands around your neck with relatively little risk, you can do "choking" play that avoids putting any pressure on those arteries or the trachea. As with all choking play, safety is highest when both parties are fully sober. I'm not actually sure if there are people out there who are into having the windpipe or trachea blocked. This tends to hurt like fuck and cause an autonomic choking response. You'll know if you went too far center because generally the bottom will be like "WTH". I don't know if there is a way to do this play safely or not as I don't have experience with it. It probably carries some risk of the trachea collapsing which would be a hospital trip for sure. Most choking play is done with the intention of cutting off the blood supply to the brain by applying pressure to both the left and right carotid arteries. This type of choking is not really "breath play" because of the way it works (though many people refer to it that way.) This creates a pleasant light headed feeling, but is also where the higher risk comes in. It often doesn't take long for a person to lose consciousness once these arteries are blocked, often less than 10 seconds. Sometimes getting completely choked out is the goal, sometimes not. Either way, the top has to pay very very careful attention to every aspect of their bottom's body language. Once you realize that a person has lost consciousness, the choking must stop immediately. Because of this: the most dangerous way to do this kind of play is alone. (hence all the auto-erotic asphyxiation deaths you hear about) It goes without saying that intoxication also dramatically increases the risks. It's not recommended to lose consciousness this way on a regular basis. It's just not good for your brain to repeatedly go through, especially in rapid succession. Generally, the more time spaced out between this type of play: the better. Though some people may have medical conditions that make the risk higher, as long as you stop choking when you reach the desired headspace, this play is approachable. Anyone who's REALLY into the idea but feels unsure or scared, I highly recommend taking a few martial arts classes. MMA guys do this to each other all the time! For sports! The key is just stopping at the right time. There are two main ways to go about blocking the carotid arteries. The main one used in martial arts and self defense is the rear naked choke.

This type of choke is incredible effective at choking someone out quickly and easily. The forearm and the bicep are squeezing each artery until the desired effect is achieved. The risk here is how quickly it works in combination with not being able to have a visual on your bottom's facial response. When someone loses consciousness they will go limp and begin twitching somewhat. This is normal, and you should stop immediately if you notice those signs. The more common method of choking play during sex is what looks more like typical choking. Facing your partner, using both hands.

You want to find the arteries with both hands, and use the meat at the base of your thumbs to apply gradually increasing pressure upwards towards your partner's head. You can keep the thumbs tucked to avoid accidental pressure on the windpipe. (Though this is not required so long as you remember not to apply pressure to the windpipe.) This type of play has a few safety benefits. First, you can see your partner's face so it's more obvious when you can see they've hit a headspace that is desirable. Additionally, it's just a little more difficult to find the arteries and push up on them correctly. If your goal is to get a little light headed without losing consciousness, this is more easily accomplished with this type of choke. However, losing consciousness is still a risk and both partners being fully alert will ensure the lowest risk environment. I know choking play is incredibly popular, even 'vanilla' people participate in this type of play on a regular basis without really knowing the technical details. Most of them don't get seriously hurt...but knowing what you're actually doing with risky play is a base component of risk aware consensual kink. Anyway I hope people find this helpful! Happy choking!!