#in FAIRNESS

[ancaporado]

[tohru-oikawa]

i love watching shounen anime that’s secretly just doomed yaoi romance because i’ve managed to convince my boyfriend to watch jujutsu kaisen with me because of the ‘cool fight scenes’ but i’m not sure he realises he’s signed up for me yapping endlessly about the hidden inventory arc instead

[ranticore]

anyway like that one post says idc if a character is likable their only job is to be interesting

[release-the-mccracken]

Stooop. The look that they give each other when Ryan just doesn't sing

[short-wooloo]

If there was a Star Trek version of the acolyte, it would be a show where a character (parroting the words of the director) unironically says "the needs of the one come before the needs of the many"

Oh wait that's just the ahsoka show

[livwritesstuff]

I love your parenting series! I know Steve and Eddie lied to the girls about smoking but I imagine they have a picture of them from when they were dating and they’re holding cigs in the pictures and the girls are like “you did smoke! See!” And Steve’s trying to come up with an excuse

HA this is so great

So here’s the thing – the girls had already seen photo evidence of their dads smoking. They just don’t remember because they’d been little at the time.

Steve had just told them that their dad used to have long hair when he was a teenager, and, of course, they’d demanded proof, so Steve produced for them a very old picture, probably taken not too long after Eddie had been released from the hospital in '86. Nancy had taken the picture, he's pretty sure, and in it, Robin is standing on her toes, her arms around Steve and Eddie's shoulders. Steve is grinning at the camera, a cigarette hanging loosely from his fingers while Robin and Eddie glare at each other for a reason Steve could no longer recall, and, indeed, his hair is still long and wild.

While Robbie is giggling at her dad’s long hair, Moe leans closer to the picture.

Moe, pointing to Steve’s cigarette: What’s that?

Steve and Ed hadn’t exactly discussed how they’d broach those subjects with their daughters just yet (and Moe is only 8, practically a baby, in Steve’s opinion, and he’s definitely not ready to think about her drinking and smoking and sneaking out and all that teenager shit), so he immediately swipes the photo away, replacing it with another one for the girls to laugh at and then he goes through all their old photos and pulls out the more questionable ones to buy himself and Eddie some time to figure things out. 

Years later, when Moe is 19 or 20, she’s hanging out with her dad and going through a box of old photos she’s never seen before when she comes across that picture Steve had shown her and Robbie when they were little.

Moe looks at the photo, looks at her dads and her Auntie Robin when they were the same age she is now, looks at their young faces and ponders these versions of them that she never got to know.

And then she looks closer.

Moe: Oh, you were so full of shit!

Steve:

Steve: Excuse me?

Moe: You and Dad always said you never smoked a day in your life.

Moe: What the fuck is that, Pop?

She points to the cigarette in Steve's hand.

Cue Steve spluttering about how things were different in the 80s and how nobody knew how bad they were at the time and how he and Eddie had basically quit at that point, his excuses falling on mostly deaf ears.

[misguidedandperplexed]

me: is jewish

also me: doesn't like xmas songs

also also me: has constant earworms, songs very easily get stuck in my head for days

also also also me: voluntarily watched two xmas/xmas-adjacent movies today

you: can see where this is going

me, in summary: my own worst enemy

[f1-disaster-bi]

Its been a while since I've gotten this reaction from @f1-birb 😌

[starrycomics]

Every time I read a Jason Todd comic post-Under the Red Hood I remember how much of an interesting character he is in theory but not in practise

[thebibliomancer]

In the Lost World movie, Hammond’s crazy nephew Ludlow wants to yoink some adult dinosaurs to try that Jurassic Park thing again.

In the book, Dodgson graduates from the man behind the Nedry to the active human antagonist. He and a small team go to Isla Sorna to steal dinosaur eggs to…

Oh my god

BioSyn doesn’t want to beat InGen at its own game of dinosaur theme park or even the idea of pet dinosaurs discussed in the first book.

They want dinosaurs because all of this legislation and animal rights activists against animal testing is a big bummer and they want animals that are unprotected by law and that activists won’t care about.

That’s some hilariously short-sighted corporate evil. Each dinosaur costs a small fortune to clone and raise and the public loves dinosaurs due to a certain blockbuster movie.

[camelspit]

alright I know I talk shit about stellarlune quite a bit, but one thing I unironically liked was the ending bit with the dagger. not only did keefe try to stab his mom with it, but fitz trusted keefe's plan enough to steal it from sophie and give it to him. fitz checked on keefe telepathically first, before anyone else. he was the one who payed attention and offered him help, instead of acting like it was a shitty plan. something something he understands keefes urge to try to end it. he knows what it feels like. he watched alvar (almost) drown in that tank and did nothing. he put aside all their recent drama with sophie to help his friend with something only he can truly understand. this is like. the first time in a while that they've acted like actual best friends. agh.

[pvffinsdaisies]

Norway convincing Scotland to introduce him to the Loch Ness Monster, and when they get to Loch Ness, Scotty warns him that Nessie is really shy so she might not be very social. But she actually just immediately loves him, letting him pet her and nuzzling up to him. Norway looks at her and mutters, “she’s so beautiful…” whilst Scotland watches in awe bc nessie is literally never like this with anyone.

[celestie0]

LMFAOOO i was trying to look up "how tall are eight year olds" for something in one of my fics but i accidentally typed "how old are eight year olds" and chat gpt gettin sassy w me

[fandom-space-princess]

@quietwingsinthesky sent me so many boops I have stopped getting notifications about them. 800 boops in the span of five minutes. boops at max capacity.

[ppw-rp-hub]

All of town has no Internet, half the town has no power and the half with power has little to no cell service, I only have it consistently while here at work and everyone is driving around for supplies like the world has ended because they have no power or panic buying

But most businesses can only take cash right now if they're even open

Yep that's about right for this part of my state -.-'