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Meanwhile, in Seattle's coffee house Realkultur (thankfully, NOT Starbucks)
DICK DASTARDLY, rather irate as ever: Drat! and double drat! All I want is just a basic cup of coffee, and I've got all these options to choose from--espresso and macchiato and Americano and cappuccino and all that nonsense! ALL I JUST WANT IS A CUP OF BASIC-- [Whereupon an off-duty barrista, sensing where Dastardly are causing a scene detrimental to the peace, safety and good order of the establishment, drags Dastardly and his ne'er-do-well canine companion Muttley out of same, reinforced with the inevitable warning "--AND STAY OUT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"] MUTTLEY: [Big-time snickering to the point of ROFLHAO hilarity at his master's expense] DICK DASTARDLY, with signs of evident menace and duress: MUTTLEY--!!! You had me kicked out of that coffee shop behind us just as I was trying to ask for a plain, simple, basic cup of coffee unadorned and uncomplicate-- [Whereupon Muttley goes into that show of letting go with a substantial discharge of canine flatus whose odoure is all the more evident, even being discerned as far as Colman Dock, Seattle's terminal for the Washington State Ferries; fortunately, no issues are discerned when it comes to vehicle or passenger loading.]
#hanna barbera#vignette#improbable scenarios#dick dastardly and muttley#somewhere in seattle#trying to get a basic cup of coffee without runaround#getting the bum's rush#colman dock#washington state ferries#hannabarberaforever
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dream i had last night that i will attempt to convey in text, even though i would like to draw it as a comic...
Sans, seated at a drum kit, plays the classic rimshot.
Sans plays a slightly more elaborate rimshot, adding an extra beat or two to the timeless phrase.
He plays a yet more elaborate variation, yet it's somehow still recognizable as a rimshot despite all the extra flourishes.
He plays an even more complex version, with lots of embellishments on every beat...
The variations continue, growing in complexity, until...
He plays incredibly, using a variety of percussion instruments with a level of skill that matches one Neil Peart, building up an unforgettable arrangement...
that all ends with a rimshot.
#by far the most elaborate undertale dream i've had in a while and it was such a perfectly constructed gag#i'm a big fan of scenarios where sans turns out to be improbably skilled at some difficult task so i'm sure that's where this came from#no i don't know how you'd actually elaborate on the rimshot as mush as sans did in the dream but i think that's the joke XD#mainly it's not a comic because i don't know how i'd convey the drumming. and also drawing a drum kit would be a lot of work =u=;;;#anyway check out that link if you want to see a man play an entire band from his drum set#undertalethingem chats
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I love you // …I love you.
#me: I’m going to imagine a tender scenario between two deeply fucked up characters that is so improbable.#fratt#idk I usually like them more bloody and miserable but#sometimes it’s nice seeing them being cute#🌸#frankmatt#mattfrank#apologies for the weird proportions btw I used no references LMAAAOOOO#I should probably stop doing that. But I don’t want to.
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Within the next 6 months, Trump will die of natural causes (a stroke probably). Vance will become president and going by his policies, it'll turn out he's an undercover leftist who has been planning to get where he is for decades. And he won't be half-bad at his job either. The GOP will pretend whatever he does was their plan all along for the most part, because that's easier than admitting they were duped.
#maladapitve daydreaming?#wishful thinking?#prediction?#having some fun with nice but improbable scenarios
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Had a thought. What would happen if one day a case goes horribly wrong and Charles is seemingly erased from existence in front of Edwin? I feel he'd be frozen in place, staring at the last place he'd seen Charles ... and then slowly start to disappear himself. He might've been in hell for decades, got tortured by Esther's machine and seen Niko die in front of him, powerless to stop it. But this ... this pain eclipses all that came before and not even a soul as hardened as him could bare it.
#I'd imagine he'd still get saved by Crystal or Niko or someone else showing him proof that Charles isn't gone#and I know this scenario is kinda improbable and/or maybe out of character#but just as a thought experiment#it makes for some tasty angst#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#dbda#payneland
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just know if IT 2017 and 2019 ever stops being available on streaming services I can recreate both films from memory in a one woman show I will perform for my it-uals for free
#this would never happen but in the improbable scenario that we can never watch either of these films again#just know I can recite both scripts and perform every line the same way it was performed in the movies#nat.txt
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the closest bruce ever gets to being exposed as batman is a period where tiktok is filled with edits of bruce and batman to the song "emo boy" by ayesha erotica
the edits start as either bruce (early 20s, angsty phase) or batman (vague blurry clips that bruce allows to exist online) but once people start noticing the connection they start editing them both together
bruce attempts to have oracle remove them but she argues massive edits disappearing would be too suspicious (and she's right, gothamites are so down bad for their billionaire idiot-with-a-heart-of-gold and scary but ever devoted protector that they would riot if the videos got taken down)
eventually bruce gets asked about the edits in an interview and his attempts to cover accidentally prompts a resurgence in bruce wayne is batmans sugar daddy rumours
bruce is very tired
#batman#dc comics#batfamily#secret identity#crack post#kind of#i had to wake up at 5am for work and my brain cells have all died in increasingly improbable and convoluted scenarios#alas
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I hope Daniel walks into Aus GP 2025 as a guest of Jack Doohan with the world’s biggest fuck off chain and rings and short shorts now that he’s no longer bound to be wearing Hugo, and i hope he’s bronzed to the GODS and slutty about it too
I would love this so much because we know there are still folks on that team from daniel's renault days (and we know they stayed late in singapore to get to share a moment with him, which I could literally cry about all over again) and then Jack is his little Ricciardo Karts baby and it would be SO special. He would absolutely be full c*nt. Dripping in chains, showing off his chest hair, and looking damn FINE.
Now to be a party pooper, I don't think it will happen because I don't think daniel would want to pull focus from Jack at his first f1 race that also happens to be his first home race. I also would kind of be surprised if we see daniel at an F1 track even next year. I could see him at another motorsports event but probably not in the formula 1 sphere for a while. Obviously a lot can change between now and then but that's my current vibe on this guy i've never met and do not know in real life lol.
#maybe if the AusGp was later in the calendar but with it being the first race#idk.. Daniel has often surprised me though#and I hated everything but his enchante fit at this years AusGP#so I would like some redemption#and yes at some point I want him being part of the consortium of celebrities that alpine has attracted#while redbull gets nothing and no one#I have a long shot dream of something for 2026 that will probabaly never happen#because it would necessitate some pretty improbable things happening very soon#but it’s my own little special dream scenario that I like to build sandcastles with#adimouze
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vash and wolfwood as hetero dudebros who also happen to be having gay sex every night is one of my favorite characterizations. which is why 98 is so funny
#vashwood#vash coming up w increasingly improbable scenarios that force them to share a room with one bed#ww just lets it happen#trigun#.lieii
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Probably interdimensional communcations garble, not actually sexism, but definitely infuriating...
if they experience overall probability, not linear probability (meaning the likelihood of Agatha having the understanding she does including the inherent likelihood of Agatha's intellect itself versus just the likelihood of Agatha understanding when her genius is assumed) then that would mean that in [some overwhelming percentage] of their perception she did not understand, and since they are talking to all Agathas in this posit, they chose the most correct communication,
making this more of a 'talking to several people at once' communication error rather than the more annoying 'not listening when you speak' communication error
#girl genius#page react#strange to posit Agatha existing and not being a genius...#wonder if they can do things like simultaneously perceive realities where the spark doesn't exist...#that would possibly make this entire conversation hard to follow from the Agatha-instance in those worlds perspective#though given the time travel shenanigans underwrit to this scenario that itself seems improbable...
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I'm about to write something fucking wild, this is going to be great
#basically its writing Laid In Blood by the mechanisms#except its this very improbable scenario for a possible end to the fox's tongue trilogy#i do not believe fox's tongue will end in any way resembling a mechanisms album#although now im thinking about it once and future king would also work very well#fandom#the mechanisms#once upon a time in space#laid in blood#fox's tongue and kirin's bone#ftakb#also theres some weird shit going on but thats for my own amusement
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when i was 13 i used to daydream dan and phil would just appear at the place that im bored at and i would get to meet them etc.
i still do that but im 20 now
#text post#important to note i live in bumfuck nowhere in argentina#girl i dont think dnp are gonna be at your local supermarket sourry :(#i havent gotten obsessed with real ppl for years i kinda lost practice in the beautiful tradition of making up the dumbest most improbable#scenario
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#yes.i do have issues#but i would really like to see them working together >:)#playing with paint and making up improbable scenarios like i have nothing else to do#when did i even make these ? last year probably 😵💫#these two really do make my mind go wild 🤯#Ahmed Nasir#Sadi#Éblis#le garde du château de Troussalet#just my random editing#someday i'll stop wishing it would be enough to daydream for words to magically appear and actually go write the stories myself#but that will be during summer holidays... so i'll keep daydreaming until then :')#Blake et Mortimer#Blake and Mortimer
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My utilitarian take is that ethicists should all be beaten to death with a stick
#WHAT IS WRONG WITH PHILOSOPHERS...#they will say the most out of pocket shit to strawman and undermine the simplest ideas...#why does the criticisms section of the wiki page for utilitarianism have racial slurs in it#can ethicists be normal for one second#also funny that most of the arguments against utilitarianism. you know. the ethics system centered on practicality.#are just people bringing up completely improbable/impractical scenarios as a gatcha
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I do live in fear unfortunately
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dreamt my cat had a uti again and now my brother texted me that she peed on clothes on my parents bedroom floor, she NEVER does things like that unless she has a uti my bby 😭🥺
#a#it could also be that they’re not cleaning the litterbox#which with my parents isn’t improbable 😭#i need to move IMMEDiately I don’t wanna leave them with my parents a second longer#but that’s basically impossible to do rn#best case scenario is February or march 😭
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