#improbable scenarios

[sohannabarberaesque]

Meanwhile, in Seattle's coffee house Realkultur (thankfully, NOT Starbucks)

DICK DASTARDLY, rather irate as ever: Drat! and double drat! All I want is just a basic cup of coffee, and I've got all these options to choose from--espresso and macchiato and Americano and cappuccino and all that nonsense! ALL I JUST WANT IS A CUP OF BASIC-- [Whereupon an off-duty barrista, sensing where Dastardly are causing a scene detrimental to the peace, safety and good order of the establishment, drags Dastardly and his ne'er-do-well canine companion Muttley out of same, reinforced with the inevitable warning "--AND STAY OUT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"] MUTTLEY: [Big-time snickering to the point of ROFLHAO hilarity at his master's expense] DICK DASTARDLY, with signs of evident menace and duress: MUTTLEY--!!! You had me kicked out of that coffee shop behind us just as I was trying to ask for a plain, simple, basic cup of coffee unadorned and uncomplicate-- [Whereupon Muttley goes into that show of letting go with a substantial discharge of canine flatus whose odoure is all the more evident, even being discerned as far as Colman Dock, Seattle's terminal for the Washington State Ferries; fortunately, no issues are discerned when it comes to vehicle or passenger loading.]

[andarthas-web]

Within the next 6 months, Trump will die of natural causes (a stroke probably). Vance will become president and going by his policies, it'll turn out he's an undercover leftist who has been planning to get where he is for decades. And he won't be half-bad at his job either. The GOP will pretend whatever he does was their plan all along for the most part, because that's easier than admitting they were duped.

[little-shop-of-stories]

Had a thought. What would happen if one day a case goes horribly wrong and Charles is seemingly erased from existence in front of Edwin? I feel he'd be frozen in place, staring at the last place he'd seen Charles ... and then slowly start to disappear himself. He might've been in hell for decades, got tortured by Esther's machine and seen Niko die in front of him, powerless to stop it. But this ... this pain eclipses all that came before and not even a soul as hardened as him could bare it.

[beeprich]

just know if IT 2017 and 2019 ever stops being available on streaming services I can recreate both films from memory in a one woman show I will perform for my it-uals for free

[cecoeur]

I hope Daniel walks into Aus GP 2025 as a guest of Jack Doohan with the world’s biggest fuck off chain and rings and short shorts now that he’s no longer bound to be wearing Hugo, and i hope he’s bronzed to the GODS and slutty about it too

I would love this so much because we know there are still folks on that team from daniel's renault days (and we know they stayed late in singapore to get to share a moment with him, which I could literally cry about all over again) and then Jack is his little Ricciardo Karts baby and it would be SO special. He would absolutely be full c*nt. Dripping in chains, showing off his chest hair, and looking damn FINE.

Now to be a party pooper, I don't think it will happen because I don't think daniel would want to pull focus from Jack at his first f1 race that also happens to be his first home race. I also would kind of be surprised if we see daniel at an F1 track even next year. I could see him at another motorsports event but probably not in the formula 1 sphere for a while. Obviously a lot can change between now and then but that's my current vibe on this guy i've never met and do not know in real life lol.

[collieii]

vash and wolfwood as hetero dudebros who also happen to be having gay sex every night is one of my favorite characterizations. which is why 98 is so funny

[lizasweetling]

Probably interdimensional communcations garble, not actually sexism, but definitely infuriating...

if they experience overall probability, not linear probability (meaning the likelihood of Agatha having the understanding she does including the inherent likelihood of Agatha's intellect itself versus just the likelihood of Agatha understanding when her genius is assumed) then that would mean that in [some overwhelming percentage] of their perception she did not understand, and since they are talking to all Agathas in this posit, they chose the most correct communication,

making this more of a 'talking to several people at once' communication error rather than the more annoying 'not listening when you speak' communication error

[forcebookish]

i need a new strategy for like, cleaning my room and doing yoga and reading and leaving the house. the adhd has reached mythic levels of bad. i have the thought, "i should do X," and then i won't move. i make a to-do list and i won't do anything on it. i queue up a yoga practice and i won't do it. i stare at my room and get stressed out about how cluttered it is. i write 3000 words of notes for a fic i don't even know if i'm going to write. i think and i think and i think about my OCs and they won't let me write them. i spend hours looking at stuff i can't buy. i take like an hour to write this.

[matutito]

when i was 13 i used to daydream dan and phil would just appear at the place that im bored at and i would get to meet them etc.

i still do that but im 20 now

[vicompte-de-latarteaucoing]

Nothing to see here. Keep scrolling.

[hella1975]

returning to watching horror films like chin up princess. no paranormally driven axe murderer chasing you rn 🥺

[transingthoseformers]

Holy shit if that isn't the most amazing way to find out there are aliens among you and just... chilling and living their lives. Recovering and healing from their own stuff. Sure, there are outliers who decide they want to fuck shit up, but that happens in humans too. Some help with stuff, some keep to themselves. Doing the whole life-ing thing. Helping advance human technology for the better of all.

After all, considering what I know about irl life on earth and what I've seen in various continuities, out of all we see Cybertronians and humans are some seriously social bastards. And at spark, the ability to work together is a winning strategy in nature.

The universe is so fucking big, can you imagine having friends to help explore it with you?

[transhitman]

My utilitarian take is that ethicists should all be beaten to death with a stick

[overclockedopossum]

There is a straight line, and a short one at that, between this and those "i fucking love science" pages. You know, the ones that glorify not "science" in the sense of understanding the limits of our knowledge and trying to find out more, but rather glorify assertions of fact.

transphobes are on a different plane of existence than the rest of us how do you manage to come to these conclusions

[nerefee]

dreamt my cat had a uti again and now my brother texted me that she peed on clothes on my parents bedroom floor, she NEVER does things like that unless she has a uti my bby 😭🥺

[teamfortresstwo]

Something I think about a little too often is Vox not being able to kiss properly so he just mimes doing it and then draws kiss marks manually afterwards .