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the closest bruce ever gets to being exposed as batman is a period where tiktok is filled with edits of bruce and batman to the song "emo boy" by ayesha erotica

the edits start as either bruce (early 20s, angsty phase) or batman (vague blurry clips that bruce allows to exist online) but once people start noticing the connection they start editing them both together

bruce attempts to have oracle remove them but she argues massive edits disappearing would be too suspicious (and she's right, gothamites are so down bad for their billionaire idiot-with-a-heart-of-gold and scary but ever devoted protector that they would riot if the videos got taken down)

eventually bruce gets asked about the edits in an interview and his attempts to cover accidentally prompts a resurgence in bruce wayne is batmans sugar daddy rumours

bruce is very tired

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I had an interesting night last night

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Because I needed the reminder and maybe you do too: the best way to deal with political frustration is to do something.

A real and immediate impact you can have that will directly help a Palestinian is to buy an eSIM and send it to gazaesims@gmail.com. This allows Gazans to access mobile data so they can get news out and keep in touch with their friends and family.

If you have never done this before, here is a step by step guide, complete with discount codes. It is slightly technical but still fairly easy (imo, ymmv). If you can't/don't want to buy one directly, you can donate to Crips for eSIMs and they will buy one on your behalf.

You don't have to top up the eSIMs when they get low/run out, but I find it comforting to do so. It means somebody is still alive, and that you've made a hellish experience a tiny bit less terrible.

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when we're talking about what makes a good character ... erectile dysfunction NEEDS to feature more heavily in that conversation

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Hahahaha

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me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

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The Joker: guess who it is, batsy!

Dick Grayson, recently orphaned child repressing immense sadness and rage with every inch of his body, whose whole life was the circus: yeah dad who is this bitch ass poser and how do we motherfucking end him

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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

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writing a script for my university drama society atm and im really enjoying how stupid it is. like there are serious moments and relationships and commentary on capitalism (i couldn’t escape it) but mostly it’s just very feel good and absurd humour.

as someone who predominantly writes poetry and horror taking a break to just be silly has been very nice

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i will sexualise the horrifying and find the horror in the sexualised

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i just came across a novo nordisk post on instagram, and novo nordisk isn’t a great company and i could make 100 criticisms of their unethical business practices, but currently what they’re being criticised for is supporting lgbt+ people. and like, there are a couple criticisms of them just sticking rainbow flags up when they could be doing so much to support people across the world who are dying and need access to the medications they make, but most of them are just blatant condemnations of their support of the lgbt+ community. idk it just feels like a regression is happening in real time.

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Yeah I know we all want to see the bat get Batshit when he learns that Tim lost a spleen but have you ever considered he just having a big dad sight™ closing his eyes and saying:

"... Of course he did." while he holds the bridge of his nose and following up with. "Let me see the scar."

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dick's been thru some stuff....

also,,, is it canon that dick has a stuffed elephant doll named after zitka...? or is that fanon?

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My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher

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Last night, my brother texted me a Snapchat video of a small brown tabby meowing and looking rough, curled up against the side of a brick building outside, with the caption "almost ran over this guy"

He very nearly hit this little girl, because she was outside and ran right into the street. He spent 45 minutes coaxing her to him, and sustained quite a large scrape down his entire lower leg in the final dive to grab her. But he did, and after checking a few local groups for anyone posting about losing a kitten, he took her home to our dad's house.

Someone owned her previously, as her claws had been clipped past the quick. My dad asked me to look at them because one "looked injured" but it wasn't a wild injury. Whoever had her previously had clipped her dewclaw nearly to the skin, and the rest had visible quick scabbing over. She's bony, especially at the hip, and while she was a bit dirty, she didn't appear to have fleas yet, and her eyes look clear/clean. My guess is she's been out for a couple of days.

But, she's in, now. We got her a nice soft hide, some kitten weaning formula + soft food + kitten kibble, dewormer, ear cleaning wash, and she got a flea bath just in case (and because she was stinky). She used the litter box for me, and spent most of today sleeping and playing and purring. My brother got her a harness to match his dog, so he can start to leash train her to go for walks with them.

She gets along great with the dog, and she'll be going to the vet this week to get tested for feline leukemia etc before she's allowed to meet the other cat, Craig. If she gets along with Craig, too, then she can stay. Otherwise, he will try to find her a good indoor home in southeast Michigan (you can PM me if you're interested in being a backup home! Today's date is 2 June 2024).

I'm happy she's safe and fed and will have a family to protect her, now.

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i have five bird tattoos and i’ve named them after the robins :)