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map1e-1stru3 · 10 days ago
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You know, this is really fitting.
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misconceivedcapricorn · 1 month ago
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Hi Tumblr this is my first actual edit please don't let this flop I spent so long on this🙏
The drawings at the start are a little scuffed but I really like them tbh but anyways here's the, much requested within the community, Would You Love Me Again edit with Jizzie <3
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Impossible craft is just RLCraft but for reaction content.
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agarafile · 3 months ago
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impossible minecraft smp is really funny actually. the mod creator is just haging around, watching everyone die in the first five minutes. someone does something that kills them and immediatly another player does THE SAME THING to test it out. pearl said it was just like australia. the crafting table has guns. this is the best
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meloodyxx · 3 months ago
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i thank impossible minecraft smp for feeding my never ending anxiety even more than life series and mcc combined does already. like im throughly enjoying this but just in a painful, anxiety inducing way.
inside me, i have two wolves and one is going "yesyesdothat break that block use that crafting table dont pick up that coal" and the other is like "what is seriously wrong with you that obviously does something. everything has a purpose and that purpose is clearly there why are you mining that block. why. why...."
also the pearl and lizzie teamup is everything i ever could have wanted
also also im so happy that we get a non life series smp with this groupp
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grimaussiewitch · 3 months ago
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Random question, why do people tag a post that's only about one smp with two different ones?
Like I'll see an analysis post for the life series/trafficblr and it'll be tagged hermitcraft/hermitblr but has no mentions of the other smp. Or I'll see art of someone's hermitcraft season-based skin in the trafficblr tag. They're two different series, right?
I know you can have a hermit that's also a life series player but if the post doesn't have a trace of one series, why tag the other? I'm curious to this strange phenomenon especially now that I'm seeing Impossible craft, an entirely separate miniseries, being tagged with both.
My guess is that the person is a fan or both or people are trying to reach more. Can't wait to see empires smp tag used as well :/
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mcytgaynessshowdown · 23 hours ago
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REMEMBER THIS IS BASED ON CHARACTERS NOT CREATORS! We are not calling straight creators gay!
LDshadowlady
Number of submissions: 2 From: Life Series, Empires SMP , SOS Smp, One Life, X Life , Kingdom Craft Headcanons: Bi , Asexual , Pansexual Reasons:
Jizzie is both yaoi and yuri to me Lizzie is also bi irl
She had an attic of secret girlfriends ( used in a romantic term not like bestie term iykwim) in one life
GoodtimeswithScar
Number of submissions: 9 From: Hermitcraft SMP, .Life Series, Impossible Minecraft Headcanons: Pan , gay, poly , trans Reasons:
the entirety of 3rd life. and double life actually, considering him and grian were soulmates in dl and allies in 3rd life. ..just search up a compilation of desert duo. you’ll see.
I don’t really have a reasoning because being gay isn’t a choice ✊ /j . but for content creators there’s a whole sea of desert duo animatics and content out there (desert duo is grian and scar) if you search desert duo
In context quotes that he suddenly realizes are potentially seen as innuendo
I HAVE WAY TOO MANY. 1: He constantly undresses and asks other guys to undress in front of him. 2: Him and Grian were allied in 3rd Life and then were such a good a reoccuring couple that years later the fandom WILL NOT LET THEM GO. They had / have a whole divorce arc too but they still remain gay. 3: Just look at his Christmas skin. Do I need to say more? 4: He has so many shirtless skins it's crazy. idk if that has much to do with it but idc. Theres so much more but it's late and I've written a mini essay on this already :D
The Buttercups in season nine of Hermitcraft + Grian, Scar and Mumbo being close in general
Is one of the few PG creators that make intentional/unintentional innuendo and leans into it. Loves to show off his skins (that show off a lot of skin) and is fine with very masc outfits (Like hotguy) and femme outfits (like the mcc dresses) or androgen outfits like the elf skin
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evil-mcytblrconfessions · 3 months ago
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I took one look at impossible craft smp and turned away. It’s just a mini series with the lifers during December’s ad revenue, stop tagging it as hermitcraft -_- it’s not ‘hermits’ it’s the life series players
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farmergadda · 2 years ago
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Embargo is up today so you get to know what I've been doing in Secret for the last month and a half.
Say hello to my new Content Creator Project, known Colloquially as "HEY!!!Craft", a SMP featuring a first wave of 10 talented streamers old and new! (Logo is a heavy wip, credit to Maru de Cinco)
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Our members include:
- TrashbabyAia!
- Sonomikan!
- PrinceRaglan!
- Rocky from Impossible Coin!
- PNGBoomer!
- Maru de Cinco!
- Tegan from Impossible Coin!
- Nebula Bash from Controller Config!
- AlluringAllegro!
- and of course, yours truly, FarmerGadda!
The doors to the HeyWild open on August 1st, I hope to see you there!
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valhalla-awaitsfor-us · 2 years ago
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A day has passed since the announcement and i just feel like i wanted to organize my thoughts, as bilingual person, about the unite dsmp.
Ignoring the fact that haters exist and there is nothing we can do about, the United smp is still a tricky situation. Because no one is going to argue that including more communities into the spotlight is a bad thing. As a bilingual i celebrate it. However the main reason why this whole situation feels weird is the timing. And no, with this I dont mean Dream actually created and implemented the codes in 2 weeks. Thats impossible. There is no way he saw the qsmp and said "Omg im gonna copy his idea!". That's simply not humanly possible.
But the timing of the announcement is bad timing. With Q server just having started 2 weeks ago, he already announced something like this? Im not gonna sit here and say he is a malicious person who planned it all along because he is jealous like half twitter is saying, because i don't know the guy, for all i know he just didn't thought too much about it and thats all. And that's fine, he can be a cool person and still choose the wrong moment to announce a project. Whatever it is, Im talking about the timing, not about dream as a person. Q has taken 2 years of his life immersing himself in a different community that now he can call his own. Its just bad timing to choose to make the announcement now, just when Q passion project, that he has been preparing for years, launched.
Aside from the timing, I have a personal appreciation of the united smp, so I wouldn't call it a critique perse because this might be just me: The live translation takes aways the fun from the learning experience. I feel this post can explain a little better my thoughts froma linguistic point of view. (It is a little aggressive at the beginning not gonna lie, but they explained brilliantly in the last reblog my feelings about the live translator). But basically, i would argue that it isnt the same as watching a netflix movie with subtitles. Because these one are gonna have mistakes in the translation, but that's fine, right? it would be fun! However, after the amusement of the novelty it gonna get tiresome trying to compute what you understand and what you are reading, all while trying to decipher which words are correctly translated and which one are not. It doesn't seem like is gonna be very organic, and yes, i watched Dreams latest video. That was the fun part, but i'm just saying that i still dont see it as a tool to implement in a smp. Not to mention that 60 people is a lot for a project like this (Especially if every language is gonna have a ranking? whats that about?)
And my last thought have nothing to do with Dream, but with the community: I'm just upset at how after Quackity decided to take a leap and risk everything by starting to stream in spanish until creating a whole community was just considered as something "Great!" o "Cool!". Im tired about how when Spreen invited Karl to his stream a bunch of views didn't even show up, didnt hype it up, didnt care that much. It's just bothersome how when Rubius invented english speakers to the squid craft its was "amazing!!" (And dont even let me start talking about twitch screwing over the event) but when a monolingual person from USA does it suddenly is groundbreaking, suddenly he is changing everything.Me and the rest of the hispanic community have seen time after time how twitch screw us over, choosing the english community over us in a heart beat. So it's kind discorging not to see more praises to the hispanic community, because witouth our creators this wouldnt be happeneing in the first place.
So yeah… those are my closing thoughts.
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lucky-clovers-agere · 2 months ago
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I believe the panic attack post was where you mentioned everyone’s preferences, which would make Dal’s Darry and Two-bit
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have you watched any other series w/ the life series bunch? ex. Empires (season one or two?, hermitcraft (though I don’t actually watch that one, just know some things), impossible craft/impossible smp (I forget the name, it’s actively releasing , and that series could potentially work for like frustration causing regression), there are other ones too but I haven’t watched some (like last life and evo [which frankly is so long I probably never will]) and others probably wouldn’t work (rats smp, witchcraft smp)
(mostly just asking so I know whether to explain context for things)
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Ah, Okay, thank you!
I have watched None of Empires (one of my friends is dying that I, at the moment, won't watch it because fixations), I am up to date (mostly) with Grian and Gem's Hermitcraft season 10! I also am up to date on Grian's Impossible Mniecraft and haven't yet decided on who else to watch (I usually choose two to watch if it's a current season / series and then go back and watch the others!) .
I have not watched Evo, I have watched Last Life (Grian and Scott in specific that I can think of right now), and I do watch Grian Impulse Gem Scar and Skizz's Phasmophobia group (I had an idea as I was answering thing about that group in specific and Agere Headcanons and I lost my train of thought but I still have the idea) I have not heard of Rats SMP or Witchcraft SMP!
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riacte · 3 years ago
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Hermitgang reacts are the funniest because people go into it thinking “this feels like a cringe Minecraft parody but it’s from the esteemed, distinguished Hermitcraft SMP, I wonder how that goes” and most people probably know / heard of someone from the cast. And so they go into thinking they’ll laugh but they end up unironically bopping to it? In mild horror and confusion and a strange sort of enjoyment?? And by the time Xisuma’s part comes, it just becomes oddly hysterical. Say what you like about Hermitgang but you can tell it was made with sincere passion and heart. These hermits really put their soul into their disstrack. The production slaps, the lyrics are actually thoughtful and flow pretty damn well.
Also Hermitgang makes absolutely no sense without context (or even with). Why did Grian touch Doc’s bush. Why is Rendog a fireman. “What’s the letter that starts the alphabet? A!” Rendog What??? Why did Tango betray Impulse. “Double O” what?? Cleo don’t know who she’s freaking with??? “Lyrical boxing” hmm??? UNCLEAN NEEDING SOME SUNSCREEN?
One “Hermitgang react” moment I don’t see a lot of people talk about is H initially discovering it during the ye old days of MCC9 practice. When he brought it up to the hermits, their reactions were simultaneously “oh no” (False) and “oh yes” (Ren). Ren belts out his verse and False is 🧍‍♀️with mild second hand embarrassment but also respect for Ren just randomly rapping. And H and Fruit are like, surprised that they’re genuinely impressed by Minecraft Gucci Gang.
You might think a Minecraft rap would be easy to clown on but once you see the effort everybody put in, you’re just amazed. Stunned into silence. That hermit can really gang after all. There’s a reason why “Listen Grian” is so iconic. It’s impossible to hate something that’s so carefully and lovingly crafted, as ridiculous as it may sound.
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sharpjay217 · 2 years ago
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A List of Every SMP I'm aware of Scott Smajor Being In...
A continuation of my previous thought: this man has been in far too many SMPs and I'm here to prove it. I came back to this fandom two years later and found him still here???? I'm impressed and astounded, and I feel the need to inform people. He is the final boss of MCYT. The crux of the crossover. He knows all. (FYI, I don't know everything about everything he's been in. I think that's impossible. I've researched a lot of this as I write it, but there's some stuff I might not know from just...not remembering it from back in the day when I watched it, and not having time to watch all of it over again.)
Full SMPs: 1. Crazy Craft (2015-2016) 2. Harmony Hollow (2015-2020) 3. Sims Craft (2016-2017) 4. Troll Craft (2016-2017) 5. One Life (2016-2019) 6. Chamber of Iris (2017) 7. The Deep End (2018) 8. Funcraft (2018) 9. Cutecraft (2018-2019) 10. KingdomCraft (2019-2022) 11. SMP Earth (2019-2020) 12. Legacy SMP (2020) 13. X Life (2020) 14. Traffic SMP (2021-2023/Ongoing?) 15. Origins SMP (2021-2022) 16. Empires SMP (2021-2023/Ongoing?) 17. Afterlife SMP (2022) 18. Area Unknown SMP (2022-2023) 19. Rats SMP (2022-2023) 20. Witchcraft SMP (2023) 21. New Life SMP (2023/Ongoing)
Various Minecraft Series (with other people): - Diversity w/ BBPaws (2015) - Build Battle (2015-2016) - Fairytale Fallout w/ BBPaws (2015-2017) - Halloween Ville (2016) - Cube UHC (2016-2019) - Bed Wars (2017) - Death Swap (2017-2019) - Minecraft Championship (2019-2023/Ongoing) - Nether VS (2020) - Escape Rooms (2020-2023/Ongoing?) - Caves & Cliffs VS (2022)
EDIT (10/16/22): Listening to the tags/replies, I have added SMP Earth and Caves & Cliffs VS! If anyone else remembers anything else that's more than cameos, feel free to point it out! EDIT (8/2/23): Updated the list acknowledging which SMPs had ended and which had begun since I first created this list! I also decided to count his Escape Room series in the various section, as he has it under a playlist!
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mcmoth · 3 years ago
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No, but actually..... why are people looking up to c!Techno as good anarchist representation? Why did people ever even expect him to be that? Like.... guys. This is mine/craft. This is fucking mine/craft, where society and rules work Very differently from real life, and governments are all just small villages At Most. If even that. Why did..... why did anyone ever freaking expect accurate anarchist representation out of that???
I actually, geniunely, believe that Techno deciding to 'learn actual anarchist theory' after season 1 was one of the worst decisions he made with his character, which, in turn, affected the whole story. Because while Techno's season 1 anarchism was stereotypical and very inaccurate to anarchism irl, it was grounded in the world it was placed in. It was simple enough that it worked in the dsmp setting, and it allowed Techno to be morally dubious without having to represent some specific irl ideology. But with him reading on it after.... he was. Taking theory. Of irl concepts, very specific and societal irl concepts, that are simply impossible to equate to the dsmp fully, and just. Showed them in there. No Longer was his character's stance actually rooted in what the character could reasonably be thinking, it was Rooted in this theory that cc!Techno read on on real life issues. And that.... obviously muddled things.
Because besides the Obvious issues that arise from trying to apply such complex and historical problems to a minecraft smp, I think it.... sort of bred into the issue of c!Techno never actually going out and trying to learn about the world around him. It was just "oh, a government? Well, i'm just gonna assume it means this specific thing that I know from outside knowledge and Therefore it's Bad," meaning he never had to actually go in and try to learn why these specific organizations were bad!! And even then, if we take it from a more thematic lens, of just from his perspective, of overthrowing governments in a more symbolic way..... that. Still doesn't work? Because the fact remains that Techno has never actually went out and targeted the government for oppressing it's citizens past season 1 - it has Always been about it hurting him specifically, and only him. So don't you think it kinda makes it... more flawed to apparently intentionally invoke real life ideology in that?? To say, "yeah, this is actually what i'm representing", and then do it like that???
Like. Idk guys... while c!Techno's character remains fascinating to me in all these flaws, I can't help but wonder how much more solidly he could have been done if he had actually been written with intent to fit into the Actual Setting and Story he was placed in. And while I get how this could be valuable representation to some, to me, it feels very odd placed and flawed, to the point that I think the actual message it ends up sending is a lot more negative than what people would like to believe, and what was probably the intent.
Sorry for the techno neg ramble, I just haven't seen anyone else echo this, so I wanted to put it out. Hope my wording is understandable.
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pixiemage · 2 years ago
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3 and 13?
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[For the Fanfic End of the Year Ask Game]
3. Favorite line/scene you wrote this year
And here's the duplicate! :D I said I got two of this one, which means I get to share another favorite bit from my writing!
This one's a little melancholy for me, because it's a tiny fragment of a scene I wrote in Through a Crack in the Void (the HC S6 Grian-escapes-from-the-watchers fic that I promise I'm going to get back to!). When I started this story, I had written in that Xisuma had called in both Joe Hills and TFC to help with the strange player who had shown up on Hermitcraft...but sadly, since starting this fic, Tinfoilchef passed away. He'll still remain in my story, but his role has actually become just a little more significant than originally intended since then.
But there's this little scene I wrote in the third chapter in which TFC is talking with the goddess of death (Kristin) out in the server hub, and this one little chunk of it still makes me smile:
TFC scoffed quietly, his eyes dragging back out over the meandering crowds of players. “You call me old, as if you haven’t been around for ‘bout as long as I have.” “As if you remember how old you even are at this point,” Kristin returned. She propped her chin on her hand and cast him a teasing look. “Do you even remember what you used to be the god of exactly?” The question only gained a shrug from the elder god. “No, but I don’t really care to know either,” he told her. “I have my mines. I have my Hermits. I have a home and a family, an’ that’s enough for me.”
13. Favorite writing song/artist/album of this year
Fun fact: I actually can't write with music playing! My ADHD makes it impossible to focus on my writing with music in the background because I'm also a musician/singer, so instead of it becoming simple background noise, my ears latch onto the melody. I do my best writing with little to no sound, but if I need background noise it's often white noise, thunderstorms, or the cafe mix from the MyNoise app that has people chattering in indistinguishable words. (That last one works well if someone is watching TV in the next room because it specifically blocks out other voices.)
HOWEVER! I do craft Spotify playlists for my stories and characters for when I'm driving to and from work (some of which have given me specific plot ideas mwahahaha) and because I've been fixated on Team Ranchers a lot this year, I've discovered a love for the band Marianas Trench that I didn't know I needed in my life. Their music is PHENOMENAL and I attribute many of their songs to different fics, ships, characters, and SMP's. (I'm sure some of you have already seen me list "Only The Lonely Survive" as my top Rancher track lol.)
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lord-of-gender · 4 years ago
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A Small Problem - Part 1
My version of @deyageka’s Childinnit au. 3145 words
Dream revived Tommy, but there were unforeseen consequences
"Dweam! I hungy," Tommy complained, he had appeared in the cell after getting revived, with almost no memory of his life. And he looked to be only five or six years old.
"Look kid, all I have are potatoes," Dream snapped. He didn't know which was worse, teen Tommy that actively disregarded him and never listened, or toddler Tommy who was just annoying and never stopped complaining.
"No, no poo-tato," he grabbed the potato Dream had handed him and chucked it in the lava. Tommy had been talking with the same mocking tone all week.
"You have got to be kidding me," Dream glared at Tommy, resisting the urge to kill him again, knowing it would be better if he was alive, even in this state.
"La, la, la, I'm singing, I'm like Wilby," Tommy said, knowing perfectly well he was getting on Dream's nerves.
"Oh thank god," Dream said when he heard footsteps echoing over the lava. "Sam! Get this child out of here!"
"Hi Sam!" Tommy yelled, his high pitched voice hardly recognizable by Sam. "You have a funny name! I am looking for Wilbur!"
"T-Tommy?" Sam said, the disbelief clear in his voice. "Tommy go the the corner in the water!"
"Why?" Tommy asked, clearly not getting the urgency of the situation.
"Just do it you child," Dream demanded, pushing Tommy towards the corner of the cell.
"Okee," Tommy made his way over and stood in the water. Within seconds he was on the other side with Sam. "Hallo! Hehe, Techno always says that. Ooh! I'm big and scawy like Techno!"
"I'm so confused, how are you alive, and why are you, younger," Sam said, not expecting a response.
"I dunno," Tommy shrugged and with a huge smirk began running away from Sam. "Weeeee, freedom!"
"Tommy!" Sam ran after him, eventually cornering him as Tommy came up to the other lava. Noticing the kid's fearful and entranced expression as he started at the lava.
"No, lava bad," he muttered, backing away from it, he didn't know why, he just didn't like it. "Where's Wilbur?"
"I don't know, why don't you come with me and we'll find him," Sam reached his hand out for Tommy to take. Eventually he did. Looking between the lava and Tommy, Sam didn't feel right making him go through all the protocol, not like this. So he lead Tommy through the guards' secret passageways until they got to the main entrance of the prison.
"What is this place," Tommy asked, "why is Dweam in there?"
"This is a place where bad people go, and Dream is a very bad man," Sam said, leading him to the lockers. "Go into the chest and give me the card in there."
"Are you going to put Techno in there," Tommy asked, opening the ender chest and pulling out what Sam had told him.
"Not unless I have to," Sam said, the thought had crossed his mind, but if he did attempt to Phil would defend Techno. The two were powerful, but had stayed isolated in the mountains and didn't currently pose a threat.
"Is this all mine," Tommy looked at the contents in the regular chest in wonder.
"Yes, but we can leave it here or I can hold onto it until we figure this out," Sam said, talking about getting Tommy back to his normal age.
"But it's mine," Tommy said, he pulled out the axe and tried swinging it around, but the weight was made for someone bigger and stronger than him so he ended up falling to the ground. "Uh, you have it. Too heavy."
"I'll give it back as soon as you get back to normal," Sam said, ruffling Tommy's hair as he put the Axe of Peace back. "But first let's get out of here."
"Okay," Tommy said and Sam took him to the secondary exit he made just in case. They landed down in the water the prison had been built on and Sam helped Tommy swim to the shore.
"Tunnel!" Tommy said, pointing at the tunnel leading to Snowchester. "Let's go there!"
"Alright, I'll take you to Snowchester." Sam crafted a boat and got in, with Tommy getting in behind him, humming to himself as they headed towards the snowy biome.
"Who lives here," Tommy asked, taking in every bit of detail and rubbing his hands together to warm up.
"Tubbo does, I think Foolish and Ranboo do as well," Sam said, he knew he would have to go back to the prison to double check all the safety protocol and move Tommy's items.
"Tubbo," Tommy perked up, "let's see Tubbo!"
"I don't think he's here right now," Sam said, he would have to go back to the Dream SMP to see if Puffy or anyone else could watch Tommy, but then he'd have to explain what happened. "Come on Tommy."
"I'm cold," he said, trudging through the snow behind Sam to Tubbo's cabin.
"I know, but you need to stay here while I go do some things," Sam said, grabbing a cloak from a chest and wrapping it around Tommy. "I don't think Tubbo will mind if you look around."
"Who's up there," Tommy asked, hearing noises from the attic. He went over to the ladder and climbed up and opened the trapdoor to see Micheal entertaining himself. "Hallo! I'm Tommy."
"Oh, that's Micheal," Sam said, climbing up behind him. "Be careful. I have to go. Don't go outside, okay?"
"Okee," Tommy said, looking intently at Micheal as he snorted to himself. Tommy then made some piglike noises, making the young zombie piglin perk up and squeal in excitement.
"Wait, you know piglin," Sam asked, pausing as he started back down.
"Techno teached me, he's a pig-in," Tommy said, then made more noises and the two children continued to talk to each other. "Go away now."
"Well have fun, stay safe Tommy," Sam said, climbing down and closing the doors behind him.
Michael started to point at the photos of him, Ranboo, and Tubbo. Tommy looked at them and searched his memory, as far as he could remember Phil didn't have any pictures like that. Michael oinked as he offered Tommy a handful of cake. His stomach rumbled as he looked at the treat.
"Here I can give you a potato," Tommy said, offering one of the raw potatoes he had left over from the prison. "I don't like them." Michael lit up and took the potatoes, happily eating them.
"Hi Michael," Tubbo came up to see them, they hadn't even heard him open the door. "I'm back buddy."
"Michael wishes you and Ranboo were home more, and he's cold," Tommy said, pulling Tubbo's attention to him. "Hallo!"
"I- hello, who are you," Tubbo asked, he didn't think any other children were on the server, let alone human children.
"It's me, Tommy, remember me Tubbo," Tommy grinned, cake frosting covering his mouth. Tubbo froze. There was no way, it was impossible, he was seeing things. He had to be. Slowly Tubbo climbed back down the ladder.
"How is he," Ranboo asked, carrying a armful of red berry branches, he had slowly been working on clearing out all the berry bushes so Michael could safely walk around outside.
"I-I uh, he's cold," Tubbo stammered, still not fully processing what he found out.
"I can make him a coat, we do have the extra fabric," Ranboo said, he climbed up the ladder to see Tommy and Michael.
"You need this more than I do," Tommy pulled off the cloak and wrapped it around Michael. "I'll ask them to put a fireplace up here."
"Well hello there, who are you," Ranboo said, closing the trapdoor behind him. He sat down in front of the boys.
"Tommy," he said gleefully, "I was stuck with a bad man called Dweam, Sam took me here. He's looking for Wilbur."
"I- okay, do you remember anything before that," Ranboo asked, wondering if he knew everything that Tommy did. "Do you remember me?"
"Uh, no, but you're Ranboo right?" Tommy asked, "and why is Dweam in prison? What bad things did he do?"
"Well he killed multiple people, he blew up something that used to be Tubbo's, he stole some things of yours and did alot of bad things to you," Ranboo said, not mentioning how Dream had used him as well.
"Well I don't remember," Tommy said, he looked at Michael who had been jumping in the corner and snorted to him. "He wants to go outside."
"You understand him," Ranboo asked, he had been trying to find a book on piglin but now that he knew Tommy could speak it that would be a big help.
"Yeah, Techno taught me," Tommy said, making Ranboo feel stupid. Of course, he should have asked Techno to teach him, but then again he had no idea when he would wake up, and he might end up having to tell Techno about Michael.
"What do you remember," Ranboo asked, trying to get a better idea of what happened to Tommy, even if he wouldn't remember.
"Uh, Philza and Wilbur are my family, Techno is a friend of Dadza's, he was the ruler of some place," Tommy stifled a yawn, "the Antarctic Empire."
"Do you want to stay here until Sam comes back," Ranboo asked, Tommy nodded, leaning his head against him.
"Mhm," Tommy mumbled, the events of the past week finally catching up with him. Now that he was outside and could see the sun his lack of sleep started to take hold.
"I'll see if we have an extra blanket," Ranboo said as Michael looked at Tommy curiously. He went down the ladder to see Tubbo muttering to himself.
"Ranboo, please tell me I was just seeing things up there," Tubbo said, pacing around. "Cause I thought I saw Tommy, young Tommy."
"Oh he's there alright," Ranboo said, "I didn't believe it at first, but of course I've never seen young Tommy. So he couldn't have been an illusion."
"But how is he alive," Tubbo said, sitting down on one of the chests.
"Maybe Sam will know, cause Tommy doesn't remember why he was in there," Ranboo said, he grabbed their extra blanket. "But he is cute like this."
"Don't let him know that," Tubbo let out a small chuckle. When Ranboo went back up Tommy had fallen asleep in Michael's bed, Michael was lying down by him.
"Tubbo, get up here, you need to see this," Ranboo whisper yelled.
"What is it," Tubbo came up and 'aww'ed when he saw the two boys sleeping next to each other. "I forgot how peaceful he is when asleep."
"He sleeps like a baby," Ranboo said, "we're not letting this go when he gets back to normal, right?"
"Definitely not," Tubbo laughed, imagining the amount of teasing they could do with this.
"Ranboo, Tubbo, are you guys here," Sam called from downstairs.
"Shh, Tommy just fell asleep," Ranboo jumped down with Tubbo following behind. "So why is he like this?"
"Dream said he brought Tommy back," Sam said, "and he isn't happy this happened."
"Back, like back from the dead," Tubbo clarified.
"Yes, I'm going to try to look through my books and see if there's anyway to fix this," Sam said, "I just wanted to make sure Tommy was okay, are you guys good to watch him? If not I'm sure I could find Puffy or someone else."
"Well once he wakes up I could take Tommy with me, he's talked alot about Phil and Techno," Ranboo offered.
"I don't know, Phil hasn't been the best parent to Tommy in the past," Sam said, "I'd much rather have him stay here, where I know he's safe."
"Well we can't keep this a secret forever, the entire server knows he died," Tubbo said.
"But if the Eggpire knows he's alive they'll go after him," Sam said, "Sam Nook warned me that they were trying to kill him."
"I think alot more than just them were after him," Ranboo said, "If I remember correctly Niki said Jack had tried to kill him." He left out the part of Niki trying to as well, but she had changed, and she was part of the Syndicate.
"So we keep this between us right now, once we get Tommy aged back up he can decide what he wants to do," Sam said.
"I'll look through Phil's library for a solution," Ranboo pulled out his book to write down a reminder.
"We still have to tell someone, there's going to be times when we're all busy," Tubbo said, "and Tommy's not going to be as willing as Michael to stay here all day."
"I think we can trust Puffy, and possibly Quackity, that way he can be around different people," Sam said, he would have to check how close Tommy and Quackity were. Foolish was an option as well, and could protect Tommy if it came to it, but with the Eggpire attacking Foolish he wasn't so sure.
Later that day Ranboo had met up with Philza to help him work on his cabin. Phil was in the basement, trading with Techno's villagers.
"So Phil, can I ask you about something?" Ranboo said, coming down to help him.
"Of course mate, what's up," Phil said.
"What's the 'Antarctic Empire'," Ranboo asked, what Tommy said earlier stuck with him. And he knew it was safer to ask Phil before Techno.
"Do not ever bring that up with Techno," Phil said, his tone dark and warning. "Where the fuck did you hear that?"
"I- uh, Ghostbur mentioned something about it so I got curious," Ranboo lied, remembering that Sam had wanted to keep Tommy on the down-low for the time being.
"Alright, just don't tell Techno that I told you," Phil said, "the Antarctic Empire is a land far from here, it's where Techno lived before coming here. It's not quite an empire anymore and is the reason he hates government. He saw the state of everyone who lived there and hated himself for it. So he ended his reign and went into hiding, watching as the Empire tore themselves apart."
"That's crazy," Ranboo said, "but it does explain alot."
The next day Sam had run into Quackity while trying to find Puffy or Ranboo. He needed someone to watch Tommy, but Tuboo said he had other things to do.
"Oh thank god, Quackity can you do something for me," Sam said, stopping him.
"Uh, what is it," Quackity asked as Sam threw a book to him.
"Read that and go into the second floor suite of Tommy's hotel," Sam said, "you are to tell no one, if you have any questions find Tubbo or Ranboo."
"What the fuck, I have things I need to do myself," Quackity called as Sam ran off to finish repairing the prison, but with the mining fatigue he didn't know how long it would take him. Quackity sighed as he looked at the book, it wasn't titled and he decided to just pocket it. He walked to the hotel and when he confirmed Jack wasn't there, went up where Sam told him.
"Hallo!" Tommy waved, making Quackity jump. "Are you Big Q?"
"No, no, no," Quackity shook his head, it had to be some cruel joke.
"No?" Tommy said, "are you sad?"
"No! What's your name?" Quackity said, there was no way this was Tommy. He wasn't a kid, he was dead.
"Tommy, I'm five," he said, then walking back to what he was doing. He took a yellow paper he had cut out and put together, and put it on his head. It was a crown. "I'm like Techno!"
"Okay, but why are you a child," Quackity pulled out the book and began to read it. It explained to him the situation as far as they knew, that he was to keep Tommy hidden, and the added death threat if anything happened to Tommy.
"What's wrong with being a child," Tommy asked, everyone had been talking as if him being like this was wrong. This statement make Quackity burst out laughing, the older Tommy would have never said that.
"I don't know, I mean you're probably less of a handful at this age," Quackity said, ruffling Tommy's hair. He had to make the most of this, and he had the perfect idea of how. "How would you like to help me annoy an old grumpy ghost?"
"Sure," Tommy grabbed the moth toy he had spent all of last night begging Sam and Tubbo to make. "Ready."
"What's your moth's name," Quackity asked as he and Tommy left the hotel. Tommy waved by to Sam Nook as they passed him.
"His name is Clementine," Tommy said, Quackity tried not to laugh again as his British accent fully came out when he said the name. "And you have to say it just like me."
"Okay kid," Quackity spotted Jack in the distance, he was coming in their direction. "Listen to me, we're going to play superheroes right now. My name is Big Q, and yours, what's a name you like?"
"Bird man!" Tommy said, Quackity shook his head, there was no way Jack would buy that. "No, um, Sleepy Boi! It's what Wilbur would call us."
"That works. Now I need you to tell everyone you see that's your name, cause we're under cover and we can't let anyone know our real names," Quackity said, he just had to hope Jack would fall for it.
"Okee Big Q," Tommy said as they passed Jack. He originally walked right by, but did a double take when he saw Tommy.
"Wait is that- no that's impossible," Jack stopped, he said it to no one in particular, but Quackity had heard him.
"Who? This kid," Quackity asked, playing it off. "Why don't you tell Jack your name."
"I'm Sleepy Boi!" Tommy said, putting his fist in the air. There was a moment of confusion on Jack's face, but he seemed to buy it.
"Well if this little guy wants to have a room in my hotel, I might be willing to give it at a discount," Jack said, "well I have work to do, see you around Big Q."
"But that's my hotel," Tommy said as Jack went out of earshot, "Sam told me."
"Well right now you're not old enough to own the hotel," Quackity said, "and because Jack is the only employee he automatically got ownership when you were in the prison."
"I'm going to fire him as soon as I take it back," Tommy said, his head held high.
"Alright, you do that," Quackity chuckled, there was a small chance he would actually do that once they found a way to fix him.
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