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Post game shenanigans- how becoming comfortable in yourself is sexier than any kind of performative stuff- (and makes your paladin extra flustered lol)
#halion sunblaze#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 tav#astarion x tav#tav x astarion#Izu comics#implied sexy times
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For the WIP title game, I'm curious about Trust Me (??) đ
@alder-berry reminded me that this is a ficlet of a moment between my oc Levi and his oc Darcy - both men going to be featured prominently in my Sparrow fic as (eventually) romantic partners. I've included in below a cut for you!
The light was particularly soft and warm, like the weather that early summer evening. Jamaica Plains was blessed with a lot of positives for a settlement, but it still sat in a marsh and was plagued with humidity. But that day, the weather had been mild and warm and the humidity decent. A perfect night for Darcy to be in his bed.
Darcy.
He had slunk into his life like an abused dog, expecting nothing and asking for nothing more than a place to sleep. He always looked at the world from eyes shadowed and filled with distrust. Levi had seen him freeze in place, had seen him brace for a painful word or gesture. But heâd also seen bafflement and cautious relaxation.
Of course heâd been attracted to the dark eyed man. Of course he had come onto Darcy. Or maybe Darcy had come onto him. It was hard to say who had made the first move. What was certain was that both had wanted each other and after that first time, they had continued to want each other.
It was a simple arrangement, the kind Levi preferred. Anything more resulted in death and loss. Heâd been there, heâd seen it, heâd lived it. Fall in love, become attached, and eventually the Institute would show up and take it from him. And all heâd be left with were corpses, injuries, and pain.Â
Of course, that was before Jamaica Plains. Before heâd made friends with people who could stand up against the Institute. People who cared about him. Even Bean, a synth with not a single violent tendency in their body, looked out for him.Â
Darcy lounged on his bed, languid and lazy, tanned skin shadowed in the falling light. His long black hair was hanging over his shoulder in a silken fall. Levi had the absurd wish heâd stay there in his bed. That he and Darcy were more than whatever they were. It wasnât that Levi was in love. He wasnât. At least not fully. Not with Darcy. With Darcy, he was falling into trust. Into companionship. Maybe that was love. Maybe? A kind of warmâŚsomething. It wasnât what he felt forâŚforâŚ
That was a feeling best left alone for now. He could bring it out tomorrow night when Darcy was curled up in bed with Sparrow and doing whatever it was the two of them did. Heâd spend tomorrow night dreaming of Bean. And then the day after, heâd tease Darcy and Sparrow. He didnât even think Darcy knew how he looked at her, or how she looked at him.Â
Sparrow and Darcy sitting in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G.
It made him smile, which made Darcy waggle his eyebrows and beckon him to the bed.Â
Desire pooled low and warm. Heat and anticipation. A desire to kiss Darcy from toes to neck. To nuzzle and rub against him like a cat. To give and let Darcy take. Take. Take him. Give Darcy what he needed, what he wanted. To give himself what he needed and wanted.Â
He let his body go loose and liquid as he swayed to the bed and crawled to Darcyâs feet, kissing both ankles, then his shins, his calves, his thighs, his hips. He avoided Darcyâs erection in favor of licking up the line of soft hair to Darcyâs belly button. Gently pressing kisses to the mangled flesh there, licking over each ridge, aware that Darcy couldnât feel much there. These kisses were more for Levi than Darcy. Soothing demonstrations that he wanted Darcy, as much of Darcy as Darcy wanted to give him. Â
Straddling Darcyâs slender hips, he smiled down into the meltingly handsome face. Darcy was so sensually pretty, so breathtakingly beautiful, that sometimes Leviâs breath caught. He leaned forward, his own blond curls falling forward to frame his blue eyes. Darcy pushed up and met him, his lips trailing over Leviâs cheek and towards his lips, skipping over his lips to press kisses over his other cheek.
Mouth kissing was a no no. Levi didnât do it and neither did Darcy. Too intimate. Too permanent. TooâŚsomething. A step towards a real relationship. Levi didnât know if he dared want that with Darcy. Or Bean. Or anybody. Not after his last partner had been killed by the Institute. Not after the last raid had left him injured and under the dead body of his Railroad Heavy, the safe house in his care ransacked, his charges returned to the InstituteâŚanother dead safe house, another dead Heavy, another scar from a courser weapon.Â
No, he and Darcy didnât mouth kiss. At leastâŚat least he didnât think they did.
Darcy kissed back towards his lips and for once, he hesitated. His warm breath, scented with the tea he had had with dinner, covered his face. His lips were close to Leviâs. So close. A tantalizing tease.Â
Darcyâs lips quirked up into a knowing smile as he leaned a hair closer, his gaze intense. His tongue moistened his top lip.
Leviâs eyes closed.Â
Their noses bumped together.Â
And then, a hesitant press of lips, soft and gentle. Questioning. Questing. Asking.Â
Suddenly, possibilities flooded Levi. The trust he felt for Darcy was shockingly clear. His emotions flared hotly, like his desire, and he pressed into the kiss and opened to Darcy. There was a beat of hesitation and then Darcyâs hands were in his hair and passion took over as they tasted, nipped, strained against each other.Â
The kiss gentled. Softened. And then Darcy pulled back. Levi felt the loss acutely, and something on his face must have shown that because Darcy gave him a lopsided smile.Â
âStay. Tonight. With me. Please.â Levi whispered, voice rough.
âI wouldnât say no,â Darcy said.Â
A yes. Heâd stay. Levi leaned forward to kiss him again and Darcyâs laugh was husky. And then Levi was being pulled down to the bed and he went willingly. Trustingly.
#ask#Maggie's Writing#Fallout 4 fic#Fallout 4 ocs#Levi Vargas#Darcy Gray#romance#a little risque#kissing#implied sexy times#romance and trust
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Week 19: Sensation (2)
@thebrownstone knows what's happening right before this but i think it can be read on its own
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Zahraâs eyes narrow in suspicion as the First Son of Fucking Up Royaltyâs voice hitches. She zooms in on his screen, looking for confirmation. If that little shit â there â Alex is sweating, almost panting. She had to hand it to him, if she didnât know that was his Getting Away With Something That Would Give POTUS A Heart Attack face, she might even believe he was just dealing with some allergies.
But she fucking knew better.
That little shit was doing something kinky â right there in front of the various board members. And their salads.Â
Sheâll have to kill him.
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(ask) "You are still here? I thought you would have left by now."
Jiraiya rolls his eyes as he fixes his clothes. The hot and cold act doesnât really annoy him anymore. Mostly because he gets some when itâs hot and deals with the moody bitchiness afterwards. Not even Orochimaru is resistant to the pleasures of the flesh.
âBlow me⌠oh wait a second.â Jiraiya said, his tone dripping with sarcasm. âIâm going now you ass.â
He stands and flicks his hair out of his clothes. He began to wrap up the tie that keeps it in itâs iconic ponytail as he made way to the door.
#toad daddy asks#playing around (ask game)#uchihacollector#implied sexy times#i believe in second chances and its been about a year since we interacted#so im hoping for the best from both of us from here on out
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revisiting crassus, clodius, and the bona dea scandal! but this time with a new composition and a limited color palette
originally when I drew the first version of this idea, it was back when I thought that crassus would be a week long fixation at most (lmao), and instead he just. took up permanent residence in my mind. it seemed like a fun thing to go back to an earlier idea and see what changed now that I've spent a lot more time with everyone involved in this era!
also the way these two interlocked politically. I am. biting into it.
The Defeat of Rome: Crassus, Carrhae and the Invasion of the East, Gareth C. Sampson
Crassus: the First Tycoon, Peter Stothard
Crassus: A Political Biography, B. A. Marshall
Crassus, Clodius, and Curio in the Year 59 B.C., Robert J Rowland, Jr.
bsky â pixiv â pillowfort â cohost
#for example. i even know who catulus and caelius are now. i did Not know who the fuck they were when i drew the original one#now im like. wow. those sure were some allegations. goddamn#i forgot that ive drawn crassus and clodius fucking before. i'll revisit that someday. ANYWAY. time for some organizational tags#marcus licinius crassus#publius clodius pulcher#roman republic tag#do i. have a tag for the bona dea scandal. i should#drawing tag#ALSO the first tycoon book. it's not a good reference point. i disagree with uhhh like a good third of it. BUT it is an EXTREMELY sexy#read. i would love an HBO show using this book as a point of inspiration. im not kidding. id watch it so fast#i was reading something that implied clodius role in the bona dea scandal was actually partially crassus' machinations#to undermine both caesar AND pompey. and once i finish digesting THAT thought. i will. draw a comic probably
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If Dark Dan is the product of Vlad and Danny's ghosts merging, it means they have 2 kids?! Now it looks like Vlad and Danny divorced and divided kids: Dani stays with Danny and Dan stays with Vlad (too much 'danno' in their halfa family... maybe this Vlad's obsession over his lil badger was the reason of the divorce)
(lmao, Dani is elder, just like Jazz to Danny)
Someone who has never seen the show would laugh and say you're making this up, but the rest of us know... that's pretty much the canon truth.
Clockwork The courts ruled that Vlad has primary custody of Dan while Danny has primary custody of Danielle (though she informally emancipated herself from Vlad and is essentially Danny's relative now).
#asks#danny phantom#a glitch in time#vlad masters#danny fenton#dani phantom#dark danny#hjbedit#pompous pep#(implied)#''stay together for the kids'' boo. hiss. disqualified.#''get a divorce FOR the kids'' sexy. hot. 10/10#danny lives off alimony for the rest of vlad's life
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[ID: a drawing of pye from outer wilds, standing with her writing staff. she's wearing an orange nomai space suit without the helmet, and she has a light brown face with curly darker brown fur. end ID]
figuring out how i want to draw the nomai, so here's a pye since i am obsessed with her !!!
#outer wilds#pye#she was one of the easiest to start recognizing across text because she is involved in so many different things#but then i saw the scroll where she was calculating trajectories to the sun station and i Was in love immediately#and i love that the sun station was designed (by the game artists not by pye) to look more weapon-like than anything else the nomai built#as a way to show how it goes against their nature to do something so destructive and high risk#and since pye is the one kind of leading that and being so vocally For it it implies that she is also acting against nomai nature#but i dont think thats necessarily true!! a majority of the nomai agreed or else the idea would have been voted down#(even tho it did spark arguments)#and the oldest nomai recording we have access to is from escall making a split second decision to warp to an unknown place#just to follow a signal the group was curious about and it put them in danger!!! that killed people!!!#like i know its more about the potential damage to the solar system and the life there but#throwing caution to the wind for scientific discovery is very much nomai nature From What I Saw !!!#not that i am saying the game creators are wrong lmao but i mean like. i think it is against their nature AND so very exactly their nature#at the same time and thats why there Was so much debate about it#and i think pye is the embodiment of trying Everything Possible (and impossible) to find answers and learn#AND SHE IS SEXY FOR IT#ANYWAYS. clears throat#blow up that sun girl hashtag women in stem
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Y/n: "Hate to break it to you, but there is NOTHING you can say that'll make me blush, get me flustered, or want to sleep with you. Nothing! "
Soap: "Oh really is that so?." *remembers that Pedro Pascal edit*
Y/n: "That is so!. Nothing you can say!."
Soap: "... Whatâs your name? How would you like to ride home on a real cowboy?."
Y/n đł "What are you-." *takes a few steps back*
Soap: "I got a six pack of cold ones on ice, and my roomieâs out all night. So you can scream my name as loud as you need to, sugar.â *plays Hey Sexy Lady by Shaggy*
Y/n (defeated): "Aaahhhhh... fuck me."
Price (who just walked in): "I'll come back later." *leaves*
#just soap shooting his shot at you đ
đ¤Łđ#john soap mctavish x reader#john soap mactavish#cod x y/n#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes#call of duty modern warfare 2#incorrect call of duty#incorrect call of duty modern warefare 2022#incorrect cod#incorrect cod mw2#captain john price#cod price#would this count as nsfw? because sexy time is implied#cod soap#soap x y/n#soap x reader#and y/n is playing hard to get đ
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These calls and moments accompany Victorâs S2 CH 45-48 Karma, and feature S2 Victor and MC, but donât contain any spoilers from the S2 storyline~
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Victorâs Post: To my surprise, a certain someone actually grabbed my hand and purposely broke the sandcastle just for the sake of âreviving old memories.â
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MC: Hehe, itâs been so many years. Iâve learned not to cry anymore, you see!
Victor: Hmm, thatâs really impressive.
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MC: A certain someone said he wouldnât repeat the same mistake, but now he has broken- my- sandcastle- againââ
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Victor: ...just state your conditions for making amends directly.
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Victor: I can compensate you with more.
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Victor: You sent me ten angry furry cat stickers in a row⌠what happened again?
MC: Sob, sob, sob, I just went through an âextremely tragic social demise.â
Victor: [sounds so amused LOL] Â A rare sight; even dummies have moments when they feel embarrassed.
Victor: What happened?
MC: During the meeting earlier, I was screen-sharing my phone and accidentally revealed my wallpaper. Everyone burst out laughingâŚ
MC: AHHHHHH, thinking back on it even now, I still feel so embarrassed.
 Victor: If I remember correctly, a certain someone recently changed her wallpaper into a new photo of mine.
Victor: [you can practically collect the teasing dripping from his voice in a bucket LMAO] Â I donât think Iâm that unseemly, am I?
MC: Itâs not that youâre unseemly⌠itâs just that, Iâm just feeling a little embarrassed, you know!
Victor: Who was the one that excitedly sought out Goldman for the best HD version after seeing the cover photo I took for LFG last week?
Victor: She even kept bragging about how she was the one who styled my outfit, so she needed to keep this meticulously crafted masterpiece as her personal collection.
MC: Well, what I said wasnât untrue. The photo did have my fair share of contribution!
Victor: It was more than just a contribution. The direction of my hair grooming and the cosmetics that ended up plastered on my face was all thanks to your involvement.
MC: Hehe, well, the final result of the photo was absolutely flawless, wasnât it?
Victor: If the photo is flawless, why do you feel embarrassed about it?
MC: HmâŚ? Oh⌠Victor, youâve misunderstood. I actually changed my wallpaper yesterdayâŚ
Victor: [sighs helplessly] âŚthe speed at which your heart changes is truly remarkable.
MC: The new wallpaper I switched to was your new photo. How can you blame me for having a change of heart!
Victor: I donât remember taking any new photos recently.
MC: Thatâs true. You donât remember taking any new photos because it was last night when I couldnât resist taking a sneaky photo of you while I was putting the cat ear headband on you.Â
Victor: âŚwhat did you say?
MC: Even though it was a photo of your back, everyone still seemed to have recognized youâŚ
Victor: So, when you said you went through an âextremely tragic social demise,â the main protagonist of the incident was actually me?
MC: Well, I guess you could phrase it like that too?
Victor: [HOLY SHIT THE ALARMING SEXY TONE-DROP x1] Â This issue wonât be dropped so easily. I suggest you think of a reasonable compensation proposal as soon as possible.
Victor: [x2] Â If I donât get an answer by tonight, donât blame me for being a heartless capitalist and claiming for damages according to my own term.
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Victor: Whatâs up?
MC: Iâll be off work soon. How about I come to LFG later, and we can grab some free food from the cafeteria?
Victor: Is the menu at Souvenir no longer able to satisfy your cravings?
MC: How could that be! CEO Victor is already so exhausted from work, I canât bear to make you cook all the time~
Victor: If memory serves, a certain someone was clamoring about having two puddings this morning.
MC: Hehe, okay, Iâll be honest~ The braised pork you brought me from the cafeteria last week was so, so delicious. Itâs constantly been on my mind ever since.
MC: I really wish I could hire this chef with a hefty salary and have them handle the catering for [MCâs Company Name]âs company meals!
MC: After all, itâs really challenging to arrange delicious and nutritious work meals for everyone when weâre filming on location.
Victor: You probably canât afford this person.
MC: Even though youâre Victor, you cannot underestimate others casually!
MC: Our companyâs financial report for the past quarter is really impressive~
Victor: Since youâre talking so big, have you made up your mind about poaching the chef with a high salary?
MC: Iâm considering it. If we can have this level of braised pork on the filming set, I think everyone would be ecstatic to the point of fainting~
Victor: I think the only one who would be ecstatic to the point of fainting is you, the dummy boss.
Victor: So, how high of a salary are you planning to offer to lure him away?
MC: Hmm⌠we definitely need to offer a salary higher than LFG.
MC: Can you give me an approximate idea of his monthly salary? Just a rough estimate is fine. I still must respect LFGâs business confidentiality.
Victor: He receives an annual salary, and the amount varies each year. But you already know that.
MC: âŚ!
MC: Victor, did you personally cook that braised pork yourself?!
Victor: Could your uptake be any slower?
MC: Sob, sob, sob, how I just knew that taste was so familiar!
MC: But who wouldâve guessed that besides French cuisine, your home-style dishes are so-freaking-delicious too!
Victor: âŚyou really do excel in sweet-talking. Apart from braised pork, what else would you like for dinner tonight?
MC: Do you know how to cook dishes like hot and sour fish soup, sweet and sour pork, Pecking duck, shrimp stir-fried with Dragon Well tea, Laziji, and hot dry noodles?
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Victor: ...I asked you to decide on tonightâs dinner, not quiz me on dish names.
MC: Hehe, Iâm just really curious to know where your culinary skill reaches its zenith~
MC: But now that I think about it, these dishes can be quite troublesome. Let me think of some simpler optionsâŚ
Victor: The person who is eagerly waiting to eat doesnât need to fuss about the trouble.
Victor: Itâs just that a certain dummy with big eyes but a small stomach always gets enthusiastic when ordering, but never manages to finish her food, leaving a pile for someone else to help with.
MC: Since we shouldnât let food go to waste, why not borrow CEO Victorâs stomach for that purpose?
Victor: My stomach capacity is also limited, so out of the dishes you mentioned, choose three for tonightâs menu.
MC: Then I really need to ponder over it carefully...!
Victor: Sure, you can think it over while getting ready to come downstairs, and then we can go together to buy the ingredients.
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#are these really S2 calls LMAO đđ SHE HAS HIS PHOTO AS HER WALLPAPER AKSJSJSDGFG#AND THE WAY HE âTHREATENSâ TO BE A âCAPITALISTâ WITH IMPLIED SEXY TIMES HAHAHA đĽ´đŤ #also??? she was supposed to come to LFG but he went to her company first LIKE??? HOW ARE THEY SO FREAKIN' WHOLESOMEđ#the first moment: the silent burn lmao. the last one: ZEYAN GÄGE!! ZEYAN GÄGE!!! ZEYAN GÄGE!!#p.s. you can consider the calls as part of S2 dating timeline LOL otherwise these are too intimate to be a part of the main story universeđ¤Ş#mlqc victor#mlqc li zeyan#mlqc#mr love victor#mr love queen's choice#ćä¸ĺśä˝ďż˝ďż˝ďż˝#ććł˝č¨#love and producer#mlqc cn#mlqc spoilers#mlqc translations
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me reading the secret of us novel bc i cant wait for the next episode
#well no one told me this sht is bdsm??#like every single time lmao#tho it was not implied in the series#It's kinda weird why the actress's manager is so adamant about eavesdropping during their sexy time
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Itâs not what Opeli expected. Not in the least. Soren has a good heart, and has always had a good heart, even if it had been buried under the facade of a bully once upon a time, but she had certainly never counted on him wheedling his way into her office, and then her heart, and then her bed. He has aged well, at least, and the maturity suits him. His hair is a dirtier blonde than it used to be, his shoulders broad and taught with muscle, the boyishness in his face replaced by the shadow of stubble and the sharp line of his jaw.
He is handsome. He is kind. He is the warmth she had long thought she would never need. And though she is convinced that, eventually, he will find someone younger and far more beautiful than she, for now, he finds his way to her without fail and without eyes for anyone else.
The first time, she had lain there afterwards and wondered how it happened: how sheâd found herself undressed in a bed not her own, her hood and circlet cast aside in the pile of clothes on the floor. The act itself was gentle, tentative, pleasurable, certainlyâSoren's hands were practised and skilful, and he'd been sure to make sure she was taken care of before he took the time to focus on himself.
They barely spoke after. What was there to say? Opeli had pulled herself together before the sun found the horizon and disappeared before she could dwell on it any longer. âIt was a mistake,â sheâd said. âIt canât happen again,â sheâd said.
But it has, more than just a handful of times, and many times since, it was she who came to him.
What can she call it now? A tryst? An affair? A scandal? A secret, at the very least, but regardless, these are words that she had never thought would ever be associated with her.
This evening, he is in her quarters again, and there is mischief in his smile.
âWould you be interested in trying something a little different?â
Opeli raises an eyebrow at him. She is fresh from the bath, her hair still wet and her robe tugged tightly over her body as if thereâs anything left to hide. His eyes are appreciative, but respectful, and even after all the times theyâve done this, the way he looks at her still makes her face feel warm. âDifferent how?â
He sets a roll of satin against her dresser. âFor your eyes,â he says.
Opeliâs breath catches in her throat. She is not a particularly adventurous partner, in part because she does not have the same experience, in part because she is still, by all means, High Cleric. Most of their assignations are actually quite tameâif you can call something hushed and hurried on her desk or against his chamber door tame. But the thought of a blindfoldâof not being able to see him and what he's doing...
Warmth floods her cheeks and she swallows, trying not to think about the tug in her belly, the way her breath is suddenly so shallow, the way her toes curl against the floor.
Soren catches her hesitation, the beginnings of a frown creasing his brow, but she shakes her head before he can say anything about it. "Perhaps," she says, hoping her voice isn't as strangled as it sounds. "I've never..."
She doesn't finish. She doesn't have to. He knows.
He pauses, ever the gentleman, always more concerned about her and what she wants more than he is about anything else. âWe don't have toâ"
"I'm open to it," she says. "I trust you." And to prove it, she steps towards him and sets his hands on the tie of her robe. She has never considered herself a small woman, but it feels like he towers over her these days, and the broadness of his shoulders make her hands look tiny in comparison, especially with his armour still on. âIt can even be for you, if you prefer.â
His lips tug upwards, wolfish, playful. Opeliâs face grows warmer still. âYou first.â
Opeli allows herself a chuckle. âSo you insist, every time.â
âSo I should.â He tugs her to him, her chest flush against his. âWhat kind of gentleman doesnât take care of his lady first?â
She laughs. âWell, I should count myself lucky then,â she says, dancing the tips of her fingers along the edges of his armour. âTo gain the favour of a knight such as you?â
Soren snorts, his eyes bright, and presses a kiss to the palm of her hand. âItâs always my pleasure, my lady.â
#in anticipation#celebrating my Win#ive had this in my drafts since june#granted this is Absolutely Not what they meant but i know what youre all like#what'll you lot give me if i post the whole filthy thing#sorpeli#under a cut for implied sexy times#set in the distant future aka soren is minimum 27
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something I've been thinking about lately. i do think it's incredibly telling that almost 80 percent of the conversations around 'gatekeeping' and 'posers' and shit end up just becoming vitriolic hatred of 'alt girls' like i hate shit spotify playlists and dollskill fake leather edge and tiktok recommendations as much as the next person but this is a very big attitude coming from a website full of people who spent their formative middle school years shopping at hot topic for multi-colored skinny jeans while listening to like. falling in reverse or 21p unironically (this is a self-own btw). first of all teenagers having shit taste isn't killing punk music. but also why is the object of your hatred always boil down to a woman faking it? as if it isn't the single oldest stereotype in heavy music? like am i insane for thinking this is an issue
#like theres another dimensionality for sure about how some women do position themselves as like 'weird' when they split-dye their hair#and wear black. and are in actuality conventionally attractive and posturing#like as a dyke metalhead that can be legitimately frustrating but also i dont think this is an issue of poserism#a lot of those women do for real listen to heavy music.#its very similar to like. those metal frontwomen who do like mag calender photoshoots for 'sexiest ladies in rock'#like theyre very much not the issue and its weird to shift the blame onto them for playing the game#and its even more fucked imo to question their allegiance to 'the scene' because it just warps into#every misogynist talking point about how women are 'too pretty'to play guitar or get sweaty in the pit or whatever#ANYWAY there is literally never this much attention given to like rym poser dudes with no brain that theyve become their own#evil subcategory of 'fake alt girl' when men are selling out to make much worse shit pop punk all the time lmaooooo#been thinking about this since i read laina dawes memoir which whil on one hand v good is so inredibly peoccupied#with other women in metal spaces. implying that those who dress sexy to go to shows do it entirely for the attention of men and are#'bad role models' left a bad taste in my mouth#my posts
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watching house md and jesus. early 2000s tv was really at an interesting place. this episode house lusts after the seventeen year old daughter of a patient and itâs framed with an almost charming atmosphere. in this episode itâs a small respite from existential angst and chronic pain, this filling of the void with an underage perky blonde. i mean heâs clearly meant to be a sleazebag in the show but him openly having a thing for jailbait isâŚdefinitely not presented in a critical way
#also seems to be a slight pattern in this show of subverting the idea of young women as victims of pursuit by older men#the episode with the 15 year old supermodel also sets up this plotline where itâs revealed her father had sex with her#but then it turns out she âseducedâ him when he was drunk so now sheâs the manipulative temptress#itâs implied that sheâs such a sexy 15 year old that even her own father would be unreasonable to not want to fuck her#i need jail time for whoever wrote these episodes#house md
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not to compare riverdale to the mcu because any given episode of riverdale is so much better than a marvel production ever could be. however. I cannot believe I'm being endgamed again. AGAIN. I didn't think that was possible!
#no don't retreat to the past and imply not only that those times were better societally when they were objectively horrible but also that#living in the present with you trauma and finding happiness is simply not possible. you're so sexy aha đ#.txt
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Um⌠did Wolfwood fuck Milly??? đŤ
#âgee Milly sure is late getting back to her roomâ#cut to Milly sleeping in Wolfwoodâs bed and him standing by the window shirtless đ¤¨đ¤¨đ¤¨#when not five minutes prior he was LITERALLY CRYING about how strongly he feels toward Vash and wanting to save him#like âope we canât make him seem too gay. gotta have implied sexy time with a ladyâ đ#then he fucking DIES đĽ˛đ#karly watches#trigun â98#trigun#trigun spoilers#I guess? are they really spoilers at this point?
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Despite all appearances otherwise, I'm still (like barely) alive. I'm actually all caught up with the anime right now and there is just so much I've been needing to scream into the electronic void talk about. (I've even got screenshots/gifs for most of it, it's just a matter of finding a time when work doesn't drain every inch of my health by the end of day.)
But I didn't stop by to complain! No, I just wanted to share a minor clip from one of the more recent episodes. Nothing big or spoilery or anything, promise. It's just this small, otherwise unimportant, entirely missable scene....
You know, the one with Zoro being so unbelievably sexy that I haven't once stopped thinking about it in DAYS.
Just look at him! That smirk! (Are they sure Enma is the sharpest blade because that smile could cut right through a Mihawk's cold, haki infused heart.) Actually, you don't even have to look at him, that voice alone is easily more powerful than Gears 1 through 3 (and hey, I won't claim it could take on the god-like powers of Gear 4, we don't really have enough material to judge. Oh, here's an idea! Let's put them both in front of Law, see which one destroys him faster. I don't care if Gear 4 is Buggy-Bunny-But-The-Rock, The Rock still has to wind up his punches. But that look directed right at you? The devastation is likely immediate and irreversible.)
Like, the way he starts out almost defeated, the gravity and soberness in that initial "No" as he turns to face this seemingly unbeatable force. He's put the weight of Luffy's dream and the promise he's made to his captain on winning this battle, and taken along with how serious and direct he's been with Franky so far it helps create an expectation we're going to see that determined, unemotional, unbending Zoro from Thriller Bark or his battle with Kaido. He'll probably say something somehow very self centered while appearing selfless with that grave steeliness he gets when he's resolved against all odds like, "No, I have to do this alone" or "No, what good am I as a swordsman if I can't do this for my crew and our captain?" or if he wanted to go with the typical overly dramatic swordsman tone: "No, Luffy is trusting me - to defeat this man, and make him king of the pirates!" And we'd all swoon because even though Luffy's default introduction/greeting/phrase to yell out regardless of the circumstances is, "My name is Luffy D Monkey and I'm going to be the king of the pirates!" when it's someone else saying it, fans get all emotional. Especially if it's one of the core characters who has a reputation as being more mature or is typically more reserved and private or is, I don't know, someone who tends not to waste his breath correcting stupid people who are being stupid because what does Zoro he care what these nobodies think, Zoro he knows with unshakeable certainty that what Luffy says is true and has enough confidence in both his captain and his own abilities that other's opinions aren't worth addressing.
And even though Zoro turning all seriousness and focused marks some amazing moments in battles, the way that at the last second he is staring straight ahead at this natural disaster level foe and that smile just cuts across his face, completely slicing through that more serious mask Zoro sometimes wears to reveal that bloodlust and pure unadulterated love of the challenge is so absolutely gorgeous and perfect and satisfying.
Like, yeah, of course I love when Zoro gets all Business-Only, For-My-Crew-Name-And-Captain and just doesn't back down or lose focus because he understands this is something he has to do and only he can take on this fight. It fills me with so many, many emotions all of which Zoro is doggedly ignoring because it's all about The Fight but in my heart I know it's because he feels so much for his friends that he's decided that this is his role on the crew to act as both attack and guard dog and take/deal the hits they can't. Beautiful.
But man, oh, man, can anything beat when Zoro goes full "fucking brat who thought learning to hold a katana between his teeth and stumbling his way through a handful of forgettable bounties meant that when the worldwide champion, a warlord, a man so unmatched he's become bored of the very art he master just happened to be passing by he immediately thought to himself, yeah, I'm MORE than ready to kick this asshole off his throne. Hell, just last week I was stabbed and nearly killed by some shitty clown but look how that turned out. I can take on anyone, this bastard included. For fuck's sake he's only got one sword. Fucking amateur."? And whose sole reaction to having his chest sliced in half was, "yo, captain, if you've got a fucking problem with me being fucking UNSTOPPABLE speak up while you can because after this, it's all kicking ass all the time."?
Like, man, you are one cocky little idiot. Never change.
And he didn't.
#here#these are my feelings#have them to do with as you please#which lets be real is likely scroll passed them while thinking wtf its a 10 second clip how'd this bitch write an entire 5 paragraph essay?#well this bitch had a LOT of feeling about this clip and this scene and this arc and this show and this boy#(also a literature degree that ensures she can literally just produce full essays with 3 part thesis statements on any subject at any time)#(and will do so just for the fun of it. Oh she enjoys your eyerolls and attempts at apathy)#my thesis is as follows: the combination of natural talents & practiced skill can be seen in more than Roronoa Zoro's swordsmanship however#its reflected in aspects of the character: his more 'inherent' or childish personality and the later learned and practiced mature version#both of which he has nutured to become intense enough that a single look or short phrase can easily devastate the heart/soul#by being so fucking sexy#okay I might leave that last part out in a submited paper but only because it's the natural conclusion implied by the essay itself#one piece#roronoa zoro#wano arc#thought I should get in my actual useful tags while I had room#Zoro has one plan#and it's clearly to take someone to bed after defeating this asshole King guy#which he'll be doing with swords of course. oh yeah so really his actual plan?#swords#but just think of what that means for the after-party#I managed to sneak some MiZo ZoLaw & ZoLu in that post in which none of those other characters are mentioned/referenced/concerned/involved#impressed?#cause I mean actually then I would just assumed you haven't visited this blog before; don't bother looking around it's all this shameless#cyborg franky#king the wildfire#sword smirks#Zoro that smile is sharp enough to stab a man through the heart and the voice is so hot you could forge a meito over it#so yeah that is this post: shameless fangirlling this 10 second clip#I actually have this same reaction whenever Law smirks and says 'ROOOOM' or 'Shambles!' but I assume everyone does
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