#implied pompous pep

[vladdyissues]

there's a fun alternative to punnet squares if you wanna get real weird with the biology

basically, instead of them being 50% one and 50% the other, they are, like the meme, their own weird new species of two unrelated individuals that can look like human or ghost at a moment's notice but can't function without either half. so the punnet square would instead have these two, specifically, express something weird like, if H = human and h = halfa, hh. SO if you need both to be a full halfa, you could maybe end up with a case where it skips whole generations without showing up again... if they don't get with each other.

Oh great, another allele. This Punnett square's gonna end up a chessboard 😩

No but seriously, I forgot all about the "new species" option. That's a fascinating scenario. It's really kinda fun trying to figure out how to translate all this cartoony stuff into something actually sciencey. I wonder if Heartman ever thought about anything more complex than "hur hur gooey green ghost molecules" *armpit fart sound effect*

[ectoplasmicsoda]

Long time no boy

[coockie8]

"au where everything is exactly the same only that black triangle is a boob window"

the concept of plasmius have a massive gaping titty hole that no one ever addresses is fucking hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂

The only way it's ever vaguely addressed is that's just instantly where Danny's eyes go whenever they're on screen together lmao

[goblinhoursinsomniaramblings]

sup

so implied parentage is absolutely my jam. i know im way late to the party but let me yell some things about it

-first of all if we add in that Vlad carried their destabilized cores for any length of time and grew some bodies for them you have a whole shit ton of things people could get very perplexed about. after all, Vlad could be very easily misunderstood if he mentions it took literal days to bring them into the world (emergency backup body growth) or bitching about how protective Danny got when he learned Vlad was having to do such things.

-conversely, if danny was the one to hold the cores, vlad could easily imply danny was isolated so vlad was the only option to deliver them. combined with the kids just showing up one day, and their ages--not great implications there.

-redeemed vlad is hugely driven to make amends after AGIT, and hey, look at that! He was a monster to Ellie and Dan had vivid memories of parental loss! Time to make amends by being parental as fuck!

-Vlad becomes capable of bitchslapping people with the power of love.

-he and danny have a falling out when Danny doesnt believe hes redeemed himself. Things are said, things are done, so on, so forth, Danny tries to be a superhero to give them both some space while he tries to figure out how to make up for that, Vlad focuses on early childhood with his kids

-they meet at the aforementioned gala, it's the start of them talking again.

-they give the STRONGEST 'messy divorce after kids didnt fix the marriage' vibes the waynes have ever witnessed

-which. this is gotham high society. that's a bar so high finding an actual top contender is pretty hard to even attempt.

-and these jerks are gold medaling it

-actually meeting the kids just makes it worse. They look just like Danny.

-concept: to the waynes and the JL, all the actual relevant ghost stuff is off screen. they don't see danny going to vlad about his powers plateauing and wanting to work more in the infinite realms, and using vlad's portal to do it, and that forming the basis for common ground they can communicate over for the sake of long-term goals and negotiation without having to fight each other, including the raising of the kids. none of the cloning stuff and danny personally almost seeing ellie die as a result of vlad's actions pre-de-aging is even hinted at.

-no, what they get is danny and vlad using actual couples' therapy communication shit and being Obsessively mindful of their kids, and danny's address shifting to vlad's since danny is using his portal to reach his actual new home and danny didnt want to list the seething infinite roil of realities as his home address.

-to danny and vlad? totally platonic co-parenting situation they're working on for two kids they care a shocking amount about.

-to outsiders? no. no that is not platonic.

-to the family of investigators who have experience with the powers of life and death?there aren't enough red flags on the planet to accurately convey the implications of the facts.

I only ever see Danny with deaged Ellie and Dan but I want to see Vlad having to raise Ellie and Dan, the absolute chaos. As far as anyone who knows why is concerned he has not had a single girlfriend or significant other since probably High School. then all of a sudden he comes around with two kids.  the idea would work with redeemed Vlad quite well. Danny would still be involved but he would be busy with school whether that be college or High School depending on the time. 

I had a dc x dp idea for this

Danny is friends with one of the bat family members and gets invited to the Wayne Gala that Vlad is also invited to. I imagine this with redeemed Vlad so when the two of them see each other it's snarky but not a physical confrontation. The people overhearing don't think anything of it until Danny asks about Ellie and Dan. The person who overhears doesn't really think anything of it after they find out it's Vlad's kids but when Danny mentions them as his kid too it gets very concerning. I always see this idea with Danny very obviously being a single parent but I want to see chill co-parenting between two of them but if you get any context it becomes very concerning.

[icedghostlatte-art]

Must have lost a bet, huh?

[ghostblobbletea]

Who kissed him?

Close ups

[a-selkie-abroad]

Dan inherited both Danny's puppycrush and Vlad's huge ego/obsession with himself. Vlad doesn't know if he's into it or not

closeup under the cut

They both blush the most at their ears <3

[goblinhoursinsomniaramblings]

more vladclone au bullshit because why not

Part one here

-the clone (tentatively still thinking of him as MJ as a shorthand for Masters Junior without blatantly being such a diminuitive) starts out fully intending to do what's asked of him. it takes the commute to Amity Park to realize he's expendable--and that his 'father' is already distancing himself from the concept his clone is actually another him. still, what does that leave for him?

-he has memories, knowledge, reflexes from original vlad, but the memories only feel real up to his body's age of 15, when his progenitor was a nerd in the 70s--and those memories are lonely as hell. everything else feels like stories told to him, with occasional flashes of actual emotional involvement. the clone finds himself awkward, anxious, and deeply suspicious of others' intentions compared to Vlad 'senior' and his ruthlessly constructed image.

-conversely, he doesn't have Vlad's obsessions. where Vlad is a shambling collection of malignant coping mechanisms in human form, the clone is free of them, even if he is predisposed to them. particularly the obsession for love, which manifests hugely towards Danny.

-(potential scene related to previous point:

Vladclone to Danny

"I was made for you! Literally! I was made for you, and I don't care that it was to trick you and lie to you, you're the reason I exist, and if this is what he felt towards Maddie then I get why this drove him crazy!")

-Vlad and Vlad Junior have an increasingly antagonistic relationship because Vlad is a control freak and his supposed son realizes that he's not only expendable, he's a loose end once he finishes his 'mission', which makes him deeply uneasy when Vlad tries to tighten the reins as though he's not someone he can trust to his own ends. this just gets worse the more Vlad the younger realizes he's untrustworthy because he's Vlad's clone.

-(another potential scene:

"You can't be calling me all the time! They're already suspicious that you sent me here! I told you, it'll happen when it happens, 'dad'!"

"I can hear those air quotes you pompous little--")

-him and Danny annoy the shit out of each other at first because Danny immediately clocks him as a rat while really he is being as honest as possible with Danny, and the Clone Vlad is increasingly frustrated because he is trying to avert a scheme here, work with him!

-he's gawky and awkward as a human, but he was created as a half-ghost and able to use a lot of Plasmius' powers out of the box. he's basically a younger Plasmius and is a lot more comfortable when he has the option to float

-he and Danny finally start connecting to each other when they start sharing common experiences as adolescents and halfas, and help cover for each other.

-the confrontation with Vlad is ugly. self loathing meets an external target that just tricked his way into range to fuck up his clone lab. Danny only just makes the save.

-clone vlad gets hit hard by an Obsession targeted at Danny, but is a lot healthier and less possessive about it than Vlad towarxs Maddie, but he also knows he could easily have that happen if he doesn't watch himself.

-Danny's kinda excited he has a half-ghost friend now. at points he even sounds like when Jack talks about Vlad, especially if they pull off something cool together. huh. wonder if there's anything to unpack there...

[harleyshahas]

Valentine's Day wip

Valentine's Day really wasn't her cup of tea.

Oh, sure she's had her share of admirers, secret and not-so-secret (one Dash Baxter came to mind and Jazz shuddered), but she had never been anyone's special someone on Valentine's Day and that suited Jazz just fine.

In high school she would find cards and chocolate in her locker, the occasional flower taped to the outside. She'd give the flowers to Danny and briefly scan the cards before throwing them away. The chocolate would be saved to share with Danny after school, a pick-me-up after another lonely couples holiday for her brother. While it never bothered her to be single, it certainly bothered Danny. Her little brother's big heart wasn't meant to be alone and while he could content himself to spend the day with either her or his friends, he never had any admirers for himself. At least, not ones without some sort of agenda. It bothered her enough that she resigned herself to stay single until her brother started his first relationship, so she focused on school and later on helping Danny and his friends catch ghosts.

She was happy for him when he started seeing Valerie, even if he didn't share the news with her, but she saw. Danny was an open book to her. She tried not to spend too much time psychoanalyzing him, especially with his... situation, but sometimes it couldn't be helped. She saw before he did that it wouldn't work out, not with how focused Valerie was on catching Phantom. It was a shame, because she thought they actually made a cute couple.

Danny and Sam becoming an item was also a long time coming, but she never liked to wonder whether that was a thing that would actually last. She didn't want to doubt their relationship, she certainly didn't want to doubt her brother, not with his already low self-esteem, but... they were friends first and foremost. Romance had never played a part leading up to a relationship and the pressure from their parents wasn't helping them. She wasn't surprised when they broke up the summer before Danny's first year of college. Luckily she had been home from her own college and armed with ice cream and bad action movies to comfort him as he cried silently on her shoulder.

Her final year of college came with the start of Danny's first and she helped him through the transition with late night phone calls and a multitude of advice for surviving the first year. She always knew her brother was smart, though. It came as no real surprise that he soon started to thrive, even if he was in Wisconsin, even if he was so close to his arch-enemy, but she told herself he could handle it. Her brother was amazing.

So when Valentine's Day rolled around and she called to say hi, she wasn't quite sure what to expect. Would he still be single? Would he have someone this year? Danny was far more socially accepted now that he was away from Amity, it was anyone's guess.

The phone rang a little longer than Danny would normally let it and Jazz rose a brow. She tried not to read too into it, but a slow smile started to split her lips. It was mid-afternoon on a Saturday, Danny didn't have classes and he had to be awake by now. Her hopes were starting to climb.

They completely soared when the line finally connected and Danny's voice hit her ear, sounding just a little too breathy for someone doing anything but what she knew he'd been doing. She laughed loudly into the phone.

"I don't wanna ask, but I'm going to anyway," she said by way of greeting as Danny sputtered on the other side. "Please tell me you're using protection."

"Jazz! Don't do this, please!"

She rose a brow. "Is that a no?"

"Ugh! Yes, we used protection, we're both adults who know better. What are you, mom?"

"I'm just looking out for you!" she teased. "So is this a steady thing or..."

"Or?"

She sighed. "I just... want to make sure you're not just rebounding after Sam. I don't want to pry but you know me. So how long has this been going on?"

Danny was quiet. There was some shuffling in the background, a voice she could barely hear, but sounded vaguely familiar, and Danny eventually let out a heavy breath. "It's... steady, I guess. We haven't... told anyone yet."

"Even Sam or Tucker?" She was rather shocked actually.

"I'm not sure they'd understand..." Danny muttered. "I'm not sure you'd understand."

Jazz pursed her lips. She walked up to the door to her apartment, cradling her phone against her shoulder as she fished her keys out of her purse. "Danny, I haven't understood more than half the stuff you've done since you got your powers," she admitted. She slotted her key into the lock and let herself into her one bedroom apartment, tossing her keys and purse on the kitchen counter. Collapsing on the couch with one arm over her eyes, she finally relaxed for what felt like the first time in days. "You know I support you no matter what, little brother."

"Yeah, I know..."

She smiled. "So who is it? Anyone I know?"

"Um..." she could practically hear the blood rushing to his face. "Kinda?"

Jazz hummed. She turned over all of Danny's friends and acquaintances that she knew of in her head. Sam was in Chicago and Tucker at MIT, so that ruled them out. She couldn't recall Danny mentioning anyone but his roommate and a few classmates over their many phone conversations. He had admitted to her some months back that he found the TA for his astronomy class was really cute and had confided in her that he might be bisexual. But he also said that his roommate was rather annoying when spent too much time with and those classmates had only been partners for various projects. The TA maybe? But, no, Danny said the guy was older and most likely straight if the wedding ring on his finger meant anything.

Her thoughts wondered over to the ghosts she knew of. Some of them were on relatively friendly terms with Danny and even more had developed a sort of antagonistic friendship with him. Madison wasn't nearly as haunted as Amity, but they still had their fair share of specters. Like the Dairy King and the Wisconsin Ghost-

Her brain popped. She threw a hand over her mouth and groaned loudly into the phone. Danny laughed.

"You OK over there, Jazz?"

"Please tell me it's not Vlad," she begged, deadpan.

"Wha-! How did- I mean! It's... not?"

She removed her arm from her eyes and glared at the ceiling. "Ah, yes, that was so convincing."

"How did you even guess that?!"

She sat up, pinching her nose. "He's a hot older man, Danny; you have a thing for hot older men. Not to mention that he's the only other halfa in existence and you two have had some weird chemistry since you were fourteen." She dropped her hand to her lap and looked to her coffee table.

Her heart stopped.

Danny continued to sputter in her ear, ranging from indignant to defensive to insecure, but Jazz couldn't hear him. Her blood rushed in her ears and her face went hot. Her hands grew clammy as a spike of fear shot through her.

Sitting innocently before her lay a bouquet of blue roses tied together with a blue ribbon. Set against them was a heart-shaped box of chocolate. She reached out with a shaky hand, turning the tag and reading her own name in neat, professional script. There was no sender.

"Jazz? Are you even listening to me?"

Jazz released a shaky breath. "Y-yeah, Danny, sorry." She cleared her throat, eyes never leaving the objects on her table. "Listen, l-let me call you back and we can talk about this more. Something just came up."

"Uh-huh. I'm sure it's not just because you're suddenly uncomfortable because I'm apparently dating Vlad."

She gave a short laugh, if only to ease her own sudden nerves at how someone had apparently broken into her home to leave her chocolate and flowers. She couldn't tell Danny that, though. He had enough on his plate and apparently a boyfriend to entertain. Plus it was Valentine's Day. She wasn't going to take this away from him even if she didn't quite understand it. She poked a single rose bud like it might bite her. "You know I trust your judgment, Danny." When nothing happened, she lifted the bouquet to her face, scrutinizing them with narrowed eyes. "If you want to date Vlad, it's not like I can do anything to stop you. I can only ask that you explain it to me when we get some time to do so. I still support you, little brother."

Danny's hesitancy on the other end was palpable and she couldn't help but smile. She raised the roses to her face, smelling their sweetness. Soft petals tickled her cheeks and a pink flush spread over her face. "I guess I'll talk to you later then," he said.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Danny. Go enjoy it," Jazz said.

"You too. Bye, Jazz."

[mr-mcqueen]

o-oh i think danny shrinked a little bit too much

huh.. he really did became a little badger

[sadcatprince]

Day four got a little spicier than I intended for the stalking prompt... nothing explicit buut... Vlad catches Danny doing something on camera...

(I managed to sketch two panels before giving up and deciding to write instead)

Pentadrabble below the cut. Warnings for non-consenual voyeurism and implied masturbation.

Who would have thought politics would be THIS dull. He was starting to wish he'd actually built that space station. It was a ridiculous idea but at least he could go watch the stars for a while. He settled onto his couch and picked up the remote. It had been a few weeks since he'd checked in on Daniel. He'd backed off just a bit recently. The boy was under enough stress in his Senior year. More importantly though he needed Daniel to get his grades up and into UW and far out of Vlad's way.

Vlad could always like the right pockets and get his godson in regardless but the boy would only resent him if he did. The ungrateful brat. Vlad clicked through the feeds idly. Empty lab, empty living room, Jack and Maddie bustling around the kitchen. Jasmine was nowhere to be seen but she was already off to college. Some “ivy league” school. Vlad had been disappointed of course but Jack was devastated. Vlad's face twisted into a grin when he remembered the man’s face. The grin fell when he clicked over to Danny's room.

Vlad’s eyes widened and his face reddened but he could tear his eyes away. “Daniel it is the middle of the DAY… your parents are home!” His voice cracked as he yelled at the vigorously masturbating teenager. Technically an adult now not that it made this any less mortifying. Vlad shifted on the couch, about to click the TV off when he noticed what Daniel was staring at as muffled himself with his pillow.

Vlad swore he recognized that polaroid. Vlad zoomed in. “There's no way…”

Vlad had given Jack that photo as a “joke” 25 years ago. It had taken three attempts to get that angle right and manage to find the button with one hand because the other was busy- Vlad shut off the TV. “Jack said he BURNED that!” He snarled but the anger deflated quickly with the bevy of other emotions. Not least of which was the arousal making him shift where he was sitting again.

It was clearly him in that photo. Daniel had to know. Vlad rested his head in his hands. He prayed if he squeezed his eyes shut hard enough it would clear the image of Daniel spread out on his bed like that. Face flushed eyes just barely open so they could keep looking at him.

Vlad couldn't even begin to think about what that meant. Vlad laid back on the couch. It was probably just some weird power trip. It would be ridiculous to assume Daniel actually wanted him. It was a particularly bad idea to actually indulge that thought.

Then again something being a bad idea usually didn't stop Vlad. So he let himself think of Daniel looking down at him with that same desperate possessive gaze… His house was empty. No one would see him. No one would know…

“I'm uninstalling those cameras..” He panted as the usual post orgasm shame set in.

I have to mention i was a little bit inspired by this:

Vlad started checking the feeds more frequently.

End

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(How the hecc does she draw the canon art style so well???)

[vladdyissues]

Omegaverse au but everyone being naive about Danny and Vlad' relationship:

They started to get along? Finally. Less ruins in our city.

Danny spent Christmas with Vlad? Well, he was escaping the fight in his home.

Danny moved in with Vlad? It's because of the college there.

Vlad got a 1-year old daughter and Danny cares for her too? Wait, there's something strange...

Why do naive? because Danny never told friends or Jazz what ghost genders he and Vlad are (Sam, Tucker or Jazz never asked — he never told, they didn't even know halfas have ghost genders!)

They're such good friends!

[ectoplasmicsoda]

Danny, Sam and Tucker all trying to hide Ghost significant others from each other is extremely funny to me

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I haven't posted anything gross on this blog lately, huh? Well I'm still on a Danny Phantom kick so I've been thinking about Danny having sex with his teachers to bring up his grades so that he can focus more on ghost fighting.

And also because he's a horny bastard and Vlad lives too far away to be easily reachable.

[icedghostlatte-art]

At my wedding? The nerve of some ghosts.

[ghostblobbletea]

Tasty