#imperial security bureau

[pianopadawan]

Heert chose the worst (or the best?) morning to get his teeth cleaned.

[ask-attendant-heert]

If you are reading this message and your initials are SK, know that I see you waving outside and am under direct orders not to make eye contact with you.

Also know that I have a bucket of water balloons by my desk.

Lastly, know that if I throw a water balloon, I do not miss.

- Attendant L. Heert

[sinclair-enterprises]

New Star Wars show but it’s just The Office set at the Imperial Security Bureau.

[ladydancing]

My recurring OC character for my fanfic, Captain Adayn Palad of the Imperial Security Bureau by @jun-c

[blackmonitor]

Agent Kallus for @paintedmagpie and @twinsoulvisionary! Happy Birthday to you both ❤️❤️

Discord / Patreon / Redbubble

[purringysalamiri]

Hear me out on this unidentified imp

[getthrawnin]

Remember when I was in ISB Imperial Vice

[ravenite-void]

Who's better the ISB agent?

Our contenders are Dedra Meero and Aleksandr Kallus.

[art-finds-a-way]

Dayja Collerand

Ok, so this was the moment when I instantly fell in love with Dayja... /D If you read Thrawn: Treason, you know. Twists like this are a sure way to win my heart and daaamn this guy delivered... I was over the moon learning he was in Scoundrels too and immediately read the book just for him, I love him so much omg... /D 

The second pic is the design I use for him when he pops up in my drawings, but I wanted to give him a bit different design for that scene, more fitting to the description in the book.

[djinn-ghul]

a thought i had while watching andor this is funny to nobody but me

[pianopadawan]

Meanwhile at the ISB Headquarters

Supervisor Meero is very disappointed by Attendant Heert's failure to acquire the peppermint mocha. (Supervisor Blevin took the last one.)

Heert brought his tooka cat, Mister Phantom, to the ISB Headquarters. He's technically not supposed to bring animals to headquarters but he's struck a deal that he won't report all his unpaid overtime if the cat goes unreported. Mister Phantom could not care less so long as he gets a box to sit in.

[Aurebesh Translation: "Heert's Emergency Candy Do Not Steal" on the jar and "Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss" on the poster. Thank you, @zeldurz for suggesting the latter. The planning board says "Axis" in the center. The caf cups have various names of ISB personnel on them because Heert is making many caf runs.]

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[ask-attendant-heert]

An Introduction to This Holoblog

I have decided to create this blog to dispel rumors perpetuated by the Rebel Alliance, particularly concerning the burnout rate amongst so-called "Imperial Underlings". I have had a wonderful experience with my job as an ISB Attendant and believe the galaxy should be aware of the truth. This holoblog will contain my uncensored insights, barring any confidential information of course.

I would like to affirm that I have not been threatened, coerced or mind-flayed and the posts on this blog are entirely my own. While I am technically being compensated by the ISB for maintaining this blog, this compensation includes only a weekly sugar-free chocolate bar and lunch break. Hence, I have no significant conflicts of interest.

This is meant to be a safe space for all well-meaning citizens of the Galactic Empire. Consequently, I will be happy to respond to any comments or questions, COMPNOR regulations permitting.

Wishing all of you good vibes and glory to the Empire!

Most Sincerely, Attendant Heert Imperial Security Bureau Central Office, Coruscant

(OOC: This is a satirical blog and one of my companion blogs in the same parody RP verse as @ask-sad-ghost-piett and @asking-for-apologies. The humor here can get dark. I write all my Imperials as feverishly loyal to the Empire, but this is a light-hearted blog in general and hence, I won't be delving into moral analysis.)

[sinclair-enterprises]

North Pole AU.

[ladydancing]

This is the last of my recurring characters, who is after the crew of The Dancing Lady. She is Captain Adayn Palad, a member of Imperial Security Bureau, who is hunting down the rising Rebellion. I made her a little older and created her own version of the Imperial Uniform to make her different from the rest.

artistree.io : @eummae

Name: Captain Adayn Palad

Species: Human

Gender: Female

Trade: Imperial Security Bureau

Age: 40

Alignment: The Galactic Empire

Abilities: Leadership, Intelligence, Interrogation

[isb-headquarters]

[domhnall13]

“Are you a fish, or are you a thief?”

Deedra Meero by the amazing @ scadarts 👏