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And I love them with all my heart 馃ズ馃ズ
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I just remembered one time me, my sister, and my dad got kicked out of the Tesla store in the mall because my dad was pointing out all of the Welding and engineering flaws in the framework. Anyways, my sleep medication gives me wacky dreams lmk if I should start posting them
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Really do need a team to play black ops4 zombies
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One of my most favorite things about fall has arrived! #imnotevenkidding #mellowcremepumpkins #halloweencandy #sogood https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn5XLyHgSty/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2az79bsfq3vi
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When your daughter asks you if one of her friends can borrow your books. @victoriaaveyard @karamillay #Imnotevenkidding #MillayFamily (at Mount Vernon, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2kJU_Qh9Fe/?igshid=1i20zehj6y13u
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Remember that film I did #shylatelove about the kid with cancer? Yeah, that one! It comes out in three days, and we're gonna need some votes to pass into the next stage of #myrodereel2017 short film contest. Can I get your vote? I'll make you dinner. 馃槈 #imnotevenkidding #weneedyourhelp (at Filmmatt Cin茅ma)
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I would read that /gen /imnotevenkidding
I am on the verge of writing a lil Nas, gray still plays, and the click cross over fic
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i鈥檓 not okay
minecraft music has been playing in my head for the last 7 hours. i find gru sexually attractive. im going spaz out.
#imnotevenkidding#h e l p#fall#i actually hate october bc of pumkins#how do you spell pupkins?#i was supposed to be aborted
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Things I Say (prompts)
I鈥檓 a talking diarrhea bomb
I鈥檓 sorry, I wasn鈥檛 aware we switched from the topic of Tom Hiddleston鈥檚 steel penis.
There is a nEw FLaVouR oF CoRNtoS!
I ain鈥檛 writing this shit down, you do it.
If you鈥檙e there, please god let it snow tonight
*12 hours later* LIES
Who鈥檚 a sexy motherfucker? You are, yes you are.
*at London Drugs with friends* I鈥檓 sorry, I just can鈥檛, I can鈥檛 support my weight. I gotta sit down. Shit.
Please tell me I鈥檓 adopted.
I need tapioca balls in my mouth. Right now.
I bet we鈥檒l be snowed in and have to stay at school and some crazy shit is gonna come and chainsaw us all.
I鈥檓 Sam Jackson, I can say motherfucker whenever I want鈥otherfucker.
If I had a wish, I would wish for self-regenerating Bubble Tea.
You know, I could鈥檝e gone on living in this realm without having seen a baby coming out of a hairy vagina.
Children are frightening.
Its necrophilia, trust me, you don鈥檛 wanna know.
I wanna live in Midtown Comics
I regret so many things
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50 degrees in Chicago...in December? Time to grab your suits and have a beach day:) #letsgo #imnotevenkidding #merrychristmastome #meltsnowMELT! #chicago (at Hollywood Beach, Chicago, USA)
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My boyfriend was extremely surprised how much food can really change my mood when we just started dating馃槀 #imnotevenkidding
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Look who showed up to work tonight! Looking every bit like a few co-workers 馃槀馃槀馃槀 #LOL #ImNotEvenKidding #pokemongo #Jynx
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The 90s kid in me is ecstatic today! #JNCOs #ivewantedthesefortwentyyears #imnotevenkidding
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DAY 22 || Well, I'm supposed to be spending this day-off on my assignments... But I'm wandering around town thinking of ways to stock up on candle holders to bring back home. #everyshopsmellslikeikea #imnotevenkidding #kindofreallyobsessedwiththearchitecturearoundhere
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Strong tongue game is why girls don't leave fuckboys.
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Because Arizona. 馃尩 #arizona #aztagram #tumbleweed #therealdeal #imnotevenkidding
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