#imnotevenkidding

[111513112]

And I love them with all my heart 🥺🥺

[margonicalgogo]

I just remembered one time me, my sister, and my dad got kicked out of the Tesla store in the mall because my dad was pointing out all of the Welding and engineering flaws in the framework. Anyways, my sleep medication gives me wacky dreams lmk if I should start posting them

[loveaslongasyou-breathe]

Really do need a team to play black ops4 zombies

[ragingprogressive]

One of my most favorite things about fall has arrived! #imnotevenkidding #mellowcremepumpkins #halloweencandy #sogood https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn5XLyHgSty/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2az79bsfq3vi

[christophermillay]

When your daughter asks you if one of her friends can borrow your books. @victoriaaveyard @karamillay #Imnotevenkidding #MillayFamily (at Mount Vernon, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2kJU_Qh9Fe/?igshid=1i20zehj6y13u

[anthonyjjames]

Remember that film I did #shylatelove about the kid with cancer? Yeah, that one! It comes out in three days, and we're gonna need some votes to pass into the next stage of #myrodereel2017 short film contest. Can I get your vote? I'll make you dinner. 😉 #imnotevenkidding #weneedyourhelp (at Filmmatt Cinéma)

[eggmcdegg-blog]

i’m not okay

minecraft music has been playing in my head for the last 7 hours. i find gru sexually attractive. im going spaz out.

[ba-bymo-chi]

Things I Say (prompts)

I’m a talking diarrhea bomb

I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware we switched from the topic of Tom Hiddleston’s steel penis.

There is a nEw FLaVouR oF CoRNtoS!

I ain’t writing this shit down, you do it.

If you’re there, please god let it snow tonight

*12 hours later* LIES

Who’s a sexy motherfucker? You are, yes you are.

*at London Drugs with friends* I’m sorry, I just can’t, I can’t support my weight. I gotta sit down. Shit.

Please tell me I’m adopted.

I need tapioca balls in my mouth. Right now.

I bet we’ll be snowed in and have to stay at school and some crazy shit is gonna come and chainsaw us all.

I’m Sam Jackson, I can say motherfucker whenever I want…motherfucker.

If I had a wish, I would wish for self-regenerating Bubble Tea.

You know, I could’ve gone on living in this realm without having seen a baby coming out of a hairy vagina.

Children are frightening.

Its necrophilia, trust me, you don’t wanna know.

I wanna live in Midtown Comics

I regret so many things

[lalalalindseyjo-blog]

50 degrees in Chicago...in December? Time to grab your suits and have a beach day:) #letsgo #imnotevenkidding #merrychristmastome #meltsnowMELT! #chicago (at Hollywood Beach, Chicago, USA)

[chlomonayy]

Strong tongue game is why girls don't leave fuckboys.

[j27bookworm]

The intro to Reign gives me life