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Hua Cheng never stopped making statues and they never stopped being worshipped.
(No one can stop me from making HC create fertility god XL fanart)
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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.
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Hua Cheng does not match Xie Lian's freak, he increases it. We are killing Lang Ying? No problem, I'm going to chop him up for you! We are going to commit crimes against humanity? No problem, let me search for the best piece of land to do that! You tried cooking food? Hmm, here's some suggestions to make it even more deadly!
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Heavenly officials: Hua cheng is dangerous!
Xie lian: 👍🏻
Heavenly officials: He's challenged 33 gods and made them lose their godhood
Xie lian: 👍🏻 *kisses him*
Heavenly officials: He'll kill you!
Xie lian: 👍🏻 *sleeps with him*
Heavenly officials: Something is not fucking right with this guy.
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What could be more romantic than a walk in a dark forest?
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fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)
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I spent 2 weeks reading all the TGCF novels and I will literally never be the same again…
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THE BOY AND THE HERON (2023) dir. Miyazaki Hayao
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I finally finished reading TGCF AND WHAT A FUCKING RIDE IT HAS BEEN GOODNESS GRACIOUS All I know is I fucking love Hua Lian
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It's Muzan! Muzan Kibutsuji!! Even if we cut off his head, he won't die!
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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Not to be dramatic but it’s only fucking Wednesday
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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting
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