#immediate brainrot

[morgonorgo]

Every single time I watch a show/movie and a character shotguns smoke into someone’s mouth or lights their cigarette by touching the tips together or they place a cig/joint in their mouth for them I IMMEDIATELY have to pause it and go scream in the corner. My brain turns to mush and I start giggling like an idiot. If someone did that to me it would be the only thing i think about indefinitely.

[cedarw00div]

just found out about this smp and I'm pushing drift and brooke together like littles dolls and making them kith

[spacecolonie]

💥⚡

[fattylime]

guess who finally made it to inquisition

[brewed-pangolin]

Captain MacTavish is the kind of man to let you speak your mind and opinion freely in the grips of a heated argument.

If he can bellow his frustrated baritone in the midst of a rage, then so should you in your own distinctive finesse and irritated grace.

Although, it always seems to end in you gasping on your words by eating into the pillow pushed into your face.

Stifling a moan as he ruts his hips relentlessly against your ass. His hands tightly gripped into your waist, muffled praises at how proud he is of you mingled into the choked grunts as your silken walls clench around his engorged cock.

Captain MacTavish Masterlist

[tending-the-hearth]

echo showing up with emerie and a group of formerly imprisoned clones on pantora to meet up with rex is the FUNNIEST thought to me because rex probably was expecting a few freed clones, maybe preparing to comfort echo after losing a member of the batch, but no, his little shit of a baby brother strolls in with a newly discovered sister and a group of brothers behind him and the news that oh yeah, everyone survived and is okay, and rex and howzer can't help but just stand and stare as echo grins at them

[hansooyung]

HIBINO KAFKA: i've decided to bet my whole life up to this point.

@animangacreators spring seasonal challenge: kaiju no. 8

for the people of all time, @squidokja and @taohs! love you to bits <3

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

had some SAGAU thoughts this merry night

there's an old rumor that floats around the circles of the divine, that the Creator god will eventually and inevitably fall to the whims of the Abyss, consumed by the darkness forevermore. it terrifies the Archons and other divine beings to know that the one they worship and adore so much would have to endure such agony, so as all the devoted do, they try to prevent it. every law and order that is passed prepares only for the Creator's arrival, in hopes that the combined power of Teyvat will be able to keep their god safe and sound, sparing no expense to eradicate the Abyss' presence from the above world.

in their madness, they lay their eyes upon the one they worship and declare them- you- a heretic.

it was like a dream come true when you first woke up in Teyvat, the setting of your favorite game, but the dream quickly twisted into a nightmare as you found yourself hunted by every nation, seemingly every person yelling for your head on a platter. an imposter, they called you- a decoy sent by the Abyss- and for that, you deserved execution and death.

and execute you they did, when they inevitably caught you after weeks of running, your blood running a deep red on the pavement, speckled with nearly invisible stars.

when you wake up again, you first only feel pain, pain everywhere, from your head to the tips of your fingers. you want to cry out, but your throat is bone-dry, only faint, raspy coughs coming out. then suddenly you're surrounded by warmth, a pair of arms grasping your broken body gently with a soothing purr. Childe- Foul Legacy- cradles you lovingly, helping you sit up slightly to sip water before settling you back down with a soft croon, the entire Abyss silent and peaceful in your presence. Legacy traces the scar that runs the entire circumference of your neck with one delicate claw, letting out a quiet hiss at the thought of those foolish gods and mortals who hurt you before holding you closer and giving your head a comforting pat.

you smile, weak and faint, at the action, and Legacy rumbles in delight as the Abyss wraps around you; a dark, starry blanket of warmth and peace.

[harmonysanreads]

Firm believer that Aventurine takes off his glasses each time you're within the vicinity, even if you have no clue of his existence, he always reaches out to take them off. It's his own way of letting everyone know who has his attention.

[theresoneicouldcallking]

"gosh, you're so darn cute!" (love sea 1x05) "looks like your 'no-strings-attached' life is coming to an end, pai." (love in the air 1x10)

[neitherofusideal]

I headcanon that Hannibal likes to leave hickeys dangerously close to Will's carotid artery. As a doctor of course he knows the human anatomy well, even moreso Will's anatomy, and he wouldn't dare to actually do it in the exact spot (the thing is, he knows just the right spot and he could do it right there if he wanted to, but he would never harm Will like that). He only likes to do it because he likes to feed from the whirlwind of emotions it gives Will everytime he does it. The momentary fear, soon replaced by absolute trust and willingness, the thrill of leaving it all up to Hannibal to do what he wants, as if he's practically handing him his life right then and there.

So everytime Hannibal's kisses starts to move towards those certain spots in his neck, Will, knowing where this is going again, grips on Hannibal's hair and pulls him back a little in an attempt to stop him, but Hannibal just looks at him in his eyes, passionate, and only says "Do you trust me, Will?", stilling for a moment, he locks his gaze deeper into Hannibal's as if he's looking for clues, hints, if any, that Hannibal might actually hurt him this time. Which he doesn't find– or maybe, convinces himself he'd rather not see. Slowly, the grip on Hannibal's hair starts to loosen up as Will closes his eyes again letting Hannibal continue.

Hannibal likes it. This little game of theirs, like a trust fall, everytime. And the great thing about it is Will always, always gives his trust to Hannibal.

[ourg0dsal]

“She felt movement behind her, but she was faster.”

This line fucks my shit up every time. that Harrow figured out what Gideon was gonna do but was still powerless to stop it.

[winchester-co]

Concept… Dean and Sam both get sent to the Endverse by Zachariah. Endverse!Dean has finally worked out his complicated feeling for his brother, but it’s too damn late.

And then Sam turns up.

Endverse!Dean is being an asshole to literally everyone but Sam, who is desperate for a brother who actually wants to be around him and eats it up. Dean is jealous and can’t quite get his head around why.

Delicious.

[chellodello]

ABAP - Assigned Besties at Plush

Those plushies are so uggo I’m going to buy both.

[poughkeepsies]

"buck, bothered and bewildered" sounds like the title of the funniest crack treated seriously 10k written by an author who wrote a single 911 fic immediately after binging all of it and then dipped fic you've ever read. it also very much sounds like him discovering homosexuality

[dolotonglo]

everywhere i fucking go. i see them .