#imma make myself a sandwich

[yeastymuffin]

Im coming home from the battleground (enrolling for university courses) and my wife picks away at the tears in her eyes as she sees me unscathed and carrying the flag of our queendom (i enrolled for every course i wanted). This afternoon, we will put flowers to the ground for the fallen soldiers (the students who saw a "sorry, this course is full" screen)

[angiiepaniic]

hyperfixating on charlie cutter rn AND THERE'S ALMOST NO CHARLIE CUTTER CONTENT like cmon he's such a good character GIMMIE

[coraline-jones353]

Your ink adorns my skin

Heyyy so nobody writes for Henry Hart/Kid Danger so imma do it myself.

Prompt: Soulmate Au, Whatever is written on one soulmates skin is written on the others.

Summary: In which the reader is an inspiring tattoo artist and draws on themselves for practice when bored in class. One day Henry has to switch classes mid period and sees them drawing exactly what is appearing on his skin, his favorite animal. (for the purpose of this his favorite animal will be a jellyfish because I couldn't find anything on his real one 🫶🏼)

Warnings: Cursing, they/them pronouns, use of Y/n

Fluff

"I can't believe they are switching my class again!" Henry complained at lunch to his closest friends, Charlotte and Jasper. "It's only because there's too many kids besides that class learns more." She says rolling her eyes and taking a bite of her sandwich. "Yeah that means more work" Henry said with a groan. "Dude your soulmate really needs to put down the sharpie it's all over your arm." Jasper mumbles while food sloppily falls out his mouth, at this Charlotte makes a face of disgust. "Jasp I love the tattoos they do, besides there only on one arm and have no words." Henry states defensively

After lunch Henry went to his new biology class hoping he knew someone there. He scanned the room for people he knew but found none. He instead sat in the only empty seat, which was so conveniently right next to y/n.

"Hey, can I sit here?" he asks grabbing hold of the chair next to them. They nod slowly not making eye contact. Henry sits down sensing the vibe that they don't wanna talk.

The class begins and Mrs. Dahl goes on a boring lecture about mitosis and meosis. Mid way through y/n takes out there black sharpie and starts drawing.

It took Henry about 10 minutes to notice it but once he does he can't keep his eyes off of them. They had pulled up their sleeve to reveal multiple sharpie marks along their arm and hand; each one of them matching one on his own arm.

"Hey" he whispers "Nice Jellyfish." while nodding towards y/n's arm. "Thanks." they mumble not looking over at him to see his already rolled up sleeve. "You're an excellent artist, you should consider teaching art lessons." he mentions trying desperately to get their attention.

"Man what do you want? An entire conversation about my drawings-" They state harshly while looking over at him to see the marks that adorn their arms on his. "Holy shit" They stated very loudly causing everyone to look over at the pair of soulmates. Henry snickers at her remark, while the teacher stares at her with a disapproving look.

After class the pair found out they both had a free period. So, naturally they decided to take the time to figure out "the situation" as y/n liked to call it.

"Now how come I haven't seen all my drawings on your arms?" y/n says as she walks to a table in the library. "Idk I usually have short sleeves." Henry says sitting across from them. "ya know you're kinda cute." y/n states "Oh so you think I'm cute?" Henry says wiggling his eyebrows at them teasingly. "Omg no don't get cocky on me, Hart." They say cracking a smile for the first time since he met them. "Your smiles beautiful." Henry says staring at them enchanted by their smile. They look at him with a warmth he's never felt before. He can't wait to get to know his soulmate more.

Sincerely, Coraline Jones 🐈‍⬛

[sadie-bug345]

greasers when they’re sick

i myself have been deathly ill for the past week so whilst i am bedridden i’m writing this🤡🙆‍♀️🤩 ANYWAYS LETS GO

ponyboy:

hates missing school solely cause my guy despises talking to teachers abt what he missed

also cause he thinks he gets super behind when guy just skipped one day of school😭

probably holes himself up in his and sodas room and when soda comes in to check on him after work it’s like PITCH black and pony is just sitting in a pile of tissues

”what do YOU want?” says pony with a voice similar to kermit the frog cause bros nose is SO stuffed up

and soda just assumes pony is in one of his moody, poetry reciting moods again and slowly exits the room, leaving only a baloney sandwich in his wake💀🤡😭

johnny:

def the type to not accept help

like he would go to school sick and the second someone brings up how his voice is screwed up he’s like 😐”what’re you sayin bout me?”

if the gang does quarantine him to a room he’d def just be able to entertain himself and prob come up with his own secret language and fictional multiverse or smth

idk he just gives the type to be fully okay with being alone for a bit but the meds he’s on make him all wacky too so it’s an interesting mix for sure

sodapop:

i’m sorry this guy has the most nastiest cough 😭

idc if he doesn’t smoke a lot he just got those mucusy coughs

other than that everyone’s having a good time, making jokes and feeling good and then soda pauses his laughter and unleashes the most rattley cough and then everyone just goes quiet and he just looks like 😃

definitely unfazed by sickness in general

until one day my guy just has the worst time and breaks downnnn🥰

we’ve all been there too esp when you’re sick and shit just goes downhill and everything sucks and you hate everything and everyone

darry:

now johnny doesn’t accept help but that’s NOTHING compared to darry

he has peak older-sibling syndrome and is just used to only helping other people

so when those people that he takes care of flip the script, my guy is just weirded outtt

like he def appreciates two trying to make him soup but he just doesn’t know how to react

goes lowk crazy with not being able to work or straighten up the house just cause he always feels like he’s gotta do SOMETHING productive with his time

dally:

i’m sorry but guy is def the type to go to school FULLY sick and either not say a word about it or complain like a lil bitch the whole time

also he totally smokes while he has a cough like soda which is so unhealthy i can’t even😭

just overall his habits and life doesn’t get upended by “some fuckass cold” (his words, not mine)

like bro please you just gotta rest sometimes😭

the gang is able to get him to stay at the curtis’ couch one day and bro just WIPES OUT

istg he’s out for like 15 hours straight in the full daytime and everyone is scared to walk past in case they wake him up

but dally is a crazy heavy sleeper so he actually gets a lot better after calming down for once🥰

two-bit:

honestly stays home from school like a normal person

except bro gets one cold and then just doesn’t show up to school for like two weeks😭

and it’s not cause he’s a wimp it’s just cause guy finds an excuse to skip out for a so called “vacation” and he rolls with it

and then he’ll just spawn back in on campus like a month later like nothing happened and everyone just expected two to take a dare too far and end up in the hospital🤡

steve:

CANT STOP WONT STOP

bro just pushes thru the pain😭

he probably takes way too much of the recommended dose of general meds (don’t do this please🧍‍♀️)

and then goes all loopy for hours straight

and people are kinda sus about it but honestly it’s steve so who is really all that surprised

LMAO THAT SOUNDS MEAN SORRY STEVE

ANYWAYSSSS i think imma post a romantic kinda sick reader x greaser thing so that’ll hopefully come out soon while im still coughing my lungs out🫶

[scoops-aboy86]

what would Steddie be like wine tasting?

Okay okay okay, I am totally tipsy wine tasting myself and I love getting asks I LOVE GETTING ASKS

So imma try and answer this all in one go. 

Steve has been around wine his whole life via his parents and knows all about wine tasting

He learned to walk in a tasting room and as a child viewed them as the best place to get free saltines or crunch bread sticks.

So he deffo has a wine snob side even though his actual wine knowledge is fairly superficial 

He is okay at food pairings but mostly because he remembers to ask in tasting rooms and then remembers the answers, rather than being able to rely on his own palate 

Eddie doesn’t know the difference between fine wine and two buck chuck, he would drink either out of a jam jar with ice on a hot summer’s day, it makes Steve threaten to weep sometimes

Mostly Eddie is there for the snacks, boy can power his way through a charcuterie board or two like nobody’s business, he doesn’t really get wine but he is a garbage disposal during these outings he will consume anything you give him

He tries to keep pouring himself water, and he is pretty good about it but sometimes he loses track 

They keep having to ask for more charcuterie boards because inevitably he finished off something on the plate (again) before Steve could try some and Steve is a stickler for trying a bite of everything with each pour (even though if pressed he would not be able to tell you the difference beyond “I liked this better than that”

Steve: “I like this one better than that last pour.” Eddie: “I don’t remember the last pour. This tastes a little like apple juice.”

Eddie ends up sunburnt, drunk, and full; he can handle his beer or spirits but there is something about wine that genuinely knocks him on his ass every time

He wants to be present, for Steve, but he’s so tipsy and extra-easily distracted

Eddie: “How many more pours, is this the last one?” Steve: “There’s one more.” Eddie: “Oh Jesus H Christ, I’m going to die.”

He tries to pour himself a glass of water and misses, Steve has to help him

Steve ends up with a tan, because nothing can burn that guy short of literally visiting the sun

Steve is fine to drive, officer (no he really is, his metabolism is crazy and he’s guzzling water as we speak, he is genuinely fine and a very responsible driver)

Eddie can’t feel his face and wants McDonalds

In this moment I am both Steve (re: tasting room upbringing, omg what if his parents are in marketing and/or events in the wine industry) and Eddie (cannot feel my face, need more crackers or maybe a sandwich to soak this up jfc, my partner is like “Just eat more crackers” right now 😂).

[go-go-gadget-autism]

i’ve been on tumblr to where i can sort of get the generalized humor that hit posts have and i know i’m funny enough to do them however i am also Too Stupid to Think of something.

so here are some quotes from me and my friends.

“what if i disguised myself as a chair?”

“that’s because you’re a classified homosexual.”

“having boobs does NOT make you magical.”

“since you haven’t seen rudolph the red nosed reindeer, i think you deserve to be shot.”

“why are you french”

“i am the sex”

“i will jizz in your oven”

“if you’re gonna get a blood disease, go big or go home”

“i’m not just fast, i’m autism fast”

“everyone needs an emotional support femboy”

“you should become a foot fetish artist”

“give me my aids”

“biblically accurate republican”

“i haven’t pissed in sixteen years”

“i didn’t waterboard the fish i swear!”

“i have the personality of a brick that plays dragon city”

“hentai father”

“the communism demons”

“i’m gonna commit a war crime on these fucking bugs”

“get sucked”

“the king of piss”

“the joke here is that you’re all going to die”

“*in hulk hogan voice* grab on my balls brother”

“*in scottish accent* necrophilia is like fine wine”

“platonic sugar daddy”

“i’m not gonna suck his nose.”

“girthy gunnage”

“how can a gun be autistic”

“don’t get your beans in a bungle”

“i don’t wanna be a bouillon cube!!”

“skinny jeans crush my balls, and not in a good way”

“i was gonna say that made me hard but then i remembered that i don’t have a penis”

“all chickens are racist.”

“people that use the skull emoji are attracted to femboys”

“aren’t fleshy potatoes just irish people??”

“he has rebellious white boy energy, and not in the sexy way”

“i’m just gonna casually eat poland gimme a second”

“you’re at perfect dick punching height”

“i am NOT a spy balloon!!!”

“penis jumpscare”

“stab me daddy”

“all hail the fuckle knuckle”

“that is the gayest fish i have ever seen”

“wait, you guys fuck ovens?”

“guys, am i a twink?”

“a gun is useless against the dreaded taxes.”

“chemically unstable shitting”

“non-hispanic bitch slap”

“you’re a woman sometimes, go make me a sandwich”

“are you accusing me of being sans undertale?”

“not gonna lie, i’d let Ted Bundy kill me. I’d let him eat me. preferably alive.”

“someone’s parent. imma bang em.”

“hitler moment”

“breast buy”

“guys, i did it! i created therapy!”

“i need my HVAC bible”

“the grapes built like himbos?”

“you’d let a tree shoot you if it had enough eyeliner.”

“i am a terrible mexican”

“i am going to make you into a soup”

“fuck it. *unchops your suey*”

“i’m gonna cuck him. musically.”

“you may be an engineer, but i have the pokémon deluxe essential handbook!”

“i’m going to fight the visible light spectrum”

“sounds like your balls just couldn’t handle the neutron style”

“i don’t do vapes i only do bagels”

“if you shit on my couch i swear to fucking god”

“you’re balls?”

“on a happier note, i just purchased England!”

“yeah, that’s old hag energy”

“i am now switzerland”

“i am in a relationship with gay jesus”

“what’s up cucumber”

“unlike you, i’m misogynistic.”

“hoe you are NOT going commando while working at an arby’s”

“ok well if you do throw up try to aim for the holes in your violin”

feel free to add your own quotes! my friends and i say some insane shit sorry

[smolminimonnie]

Is that Talbott and rosemary together?

Is he smiling?? I think he just smiled!

Are they dating???

They look cute together!

Chiara: H-hey jae are you okay you seem....upset??

Jae: yeah Chiara never better.....

This is before they started dating so like year 5?? (I don't remember what year we get introduced to jae so imma saw year 5)

So after rosemary and jae start to get to know each other during their time in detention they both start to develop feelings for each other but of course neither of them act on their feelings. And rosemary not knowing how to act kinda avoids him outside of detention.

She starts to hang out with Talbott since in a way they are a little similar in personality and she also gets along with him as well. so she goes to him for advice of some sorts (which doesn't help) and because they were seen together frequently people started to spread rumors that rosemary and Talbott are dating. Which jae hears and feels jealous and stuff about it and Chiara being a good friend is trying to comfort him and tell him to not believe in rumors and stuff. Jae tries to but seeing talbot and rosemary hang out together makes him feel upset and unworthy of rosemary because she's a smart, clever and beautiful girl, why would she wanna date some troublemaker that makes sandwiches??

"Why not tell her how you feel jae? If you liek her you should tell her"

Jae sighs "look at her Chiara...she's very elegant, pretty and...well she's basically a princess....a princess should be with a prince right? Not some...kitchen boy that sells contraband".

"Jae-"

"I gotta get to detention see ya later"

And on the other hand!

rosemary sees Chiara and jae together and she starts to think they are dating or have feelings for each other and that makes her upset and and incredibly insecure, Talbott not knowing how to make her feel better (he tries tho). And Talbott advises her to just tell jae how she feels and that she shouldn't believe in rumors and stuff.

"You shouldn't believe everything you see rosemary, you should tell him how you feel"

"I...i-i can't do that Talbott....look I'm not particularly good at expressing myself while I am learning it's still very difficult to do so and well....." rosemary looks up at Jae and Chiara "they seem like they get along together well...and I don't want to ruin the what I and Jae have now....and if he's happy with her then that's enough for me"

Rosemary then changes the subjects completely and forgets the conversation they had.

[muppetyluv]

Fire, Grass, Electric, Fairy, and Bonus for whichever ship you want! :] (Sorry if thats a lot ^^;)

It's fine lol. More than fine rlly /srs. imma do these all for Naughty because ofc I will 😔

[Fire]: Who’s the better chef between you and your f/o? Do you ever cook together? If so, what’s your favorite dish to make?

I have no idea honestly but I'm gonna go withhhh myself. Me. But not by a lot probably. I'd invite him to cook with me every once in a while but regret it immediately. He'd prob keep trying to eat the ingredients 💔. Irl I like making pies, I don't do em very often though. iirc there's a line in-game about cakes being Naughty's favorite thing sooo,,, I woulg make cakes for him... even tho I hate decorating...

[Grass]: You’re going on a picnic with your f/o! What are you packing for the trip and what does the scenery look like?

I'd personally bring sandwiches, chips, a whole jar of pickles, cheese & crackers, and chocolate. Naughty would bring a whole raw fish 💔. We'd either be having the picnic in the privacy of the glade around Naughty's home or out near the beachside of Perf. Island real early in the morning.

[Electric]: When did you realize that you were in love with your f/o? When did they realize that they were in love with you?

I think Tusky(s/i) and Naughty would both slowly gain feelings for eachother but lack the experience to tell that THATS what it is. Naughty would get the feels first and he would be the first out of the two to figure out what the feeling is exactly. (With a little help from a certain disembodied voice... coughcoughNarratorcoughcough) Tusky would notice slight changes in his friend's behavior which FEEL like flirting but he'd assume he was over-thinking it. I'm not sure how yet but Naughty would eventually get the point across and Tusky would be like "OOHHHH ok everything makes sense now. I like you strange man."

[Fairy]: What kinds of AUs do you imagine you and your f/o in? Are any inspired by classic fairytales?

Errmmm I'm a bit embarrassed about this one but I have one in mind I haven't developed at all yet... A fantasy AU based off the fact I put these fuckers in M.iito.pia. Another one that exists as a vague concept in my mind is an AU based on the second NB game where Tusky never moved Perf. Island. There's more details than that but I cannot form a coherent thought about it rn.

[Bonus]: Construct a Pokemon team for you and construct one for your f/o (if they don't already have one!)

First one is for my self insert. Second one is for thee F/O. I know there are a bunch of other pokemon that would probably fit Naughty better but,,, I'm not looking through all that and I didn't want to just put bear pokemon. Somewhat picked Naughty's based off creatures on the island(Birds, bugs, and unicorn adjacent thing). I don't think he'd actually have a ponyta but he'd want one! I tried not to just give him a shit ton of birds.

The ask game

[phantomstarss]

Umbra And The Gangs Relationship.

Just sorta wanted to ramble about Umbra and the gangs relationship with him. Idk if this will interest anyone but I thought I might as well post it.

Imma put a cut here because it's a little long.

HATI:

Even though the sheer… obsession has dimmed over the years, Hati is honestly still quite possessive over Umbra. Umbra is his God. Umbra is his Savior. Umbra is his father Boss. Umbra. is. his. Everything. And Hati doesn't give a single shit that Umbra only 'hired' him first because he was the simplest and easiest opinion. Hati was the first. Hati is his Second in Charge. And that's all that matters.

He values Umbra's life far more than his own. Random jackasses at The Market annoying Umbra? He'll tear them to shreds. Sol and his followers? Not even a second thought. The embodiment of Destruction himself? He'll do it in a soulbeat. Hati would throw himself in any danger if it meant keeping Umbra safe.

Though this doesn't mean he certainly doesn't have… fun with this on occasion. Throwing himself off rather high places to either A: prove a point or. B: for his own amusement. To see how long it takes Umbra to catch him, has become somewhat regular. 'oh? Boss has been doing paperwork all day and has ignored me? Time to yeet myself off one of the castle walls!'.

the rest of the boys were confident Hati was just straight up suicidal. Though Umbra was quick to ensure them this was just a thing Hati did for attention. At this point Umbra is very familiar with the taste of his AU's dirt, when he's just a little too late on the whole melding into shadows.

Umbra realized this to an extent when he first acquired Hati. Though he thought this was more because he left Hati to his own devices (after he could walk that is) in a giant pitch black castle, and the only real socialization he got was Umbra himself and the literal God of Death. for months, nearly a whole year. And maybe the rare visit to The Market once and a while.

Umbra only realized the sheer level of obsession Hati had with him when he brought Fenrir on the scene. He was expecting some backlash from it, he assumed they would probably fight, gripe, maybe even fully dislike each other at first. But never, in a million years, did Umbra expect that Hati would be outright jealous of Fenrir. And he certainly didn't think this was going to turn into bloody physical fights for affection. Or well, praise on Hati's side and fighting for his life for Fenrir.

Umbra, of course, gets rather frustrated with this behavior. He's weaned Hati off of this behavior, to a extent. Though he'll never be able to fully wean him off.

FENRIR:

The two have a very symbiotic relationship with each other. Dare I say a pack like relationship

Umbra provides food, Fenrir feeds everyone. Even though Umbra doesn't need to eat. Umbra protects him, Fenrir protects Umbra. Despite not needing any protection from a mere mortal. Umbra cleans him, Fenrir cleans Umbra. Though it never does much. Umbra comforts him, Fenrir comforts Umbra.

It's pretty common for the two to make cuddle piles.(that they usually drag the other's into). Be it because one - or both - of them is upset. Or one Umbra's light scoldings turns into cuddles. Or simply Fenrir looking for a snuggle partner, and the God is a perfect candidate.

Despite all this Fenrir never feels like he's enough for Umbra, or even the rest of the Gang. Umbra comes at any sigh of stress, no matter the day or time, perhaps before they even realize it. Umbra has battled God's for them. Umbra has taken them from their darkest moments and rebuilt them. Umbra takes care of the all, doing anything within reason for them. And what does Fenrir do? He makes sandwiches and fights Umbra's lesser half.

Umbra always says it's more than enough, Umbra lets him have pretty much everything he wants. Even to this day it still surprises Fenrir to an extent. Especially considering how he used to treat Umbra.

Biting, clawing, kicking, screaming, acting like a caged feral animal. Umbra used to not be able to leave Fenrir's room without a new hole in his shoulder or one of his tentacles. Yet he put up with it (mostly). Dealt with all the wounds. Dealt with all the outrageous accusations, every. Single. Accusation. In. The. Book. 90% of them made zero sense. Even Fenrir, in his confused state, knew it. But he still threw them, in any desperate attempt to get Umbra just to leave him alone. But he didn't. He stayed and helped Fenrir through his mental knot.

He owes countless things to Umbra. And he plans to make it back.

SKÓROS/WISP:

Why Him? Of all the creatures in the Multiverse, Why Him? Hati, Fenrir, hell even Xolo makes more sense than him.

Hati was the first. Seemingly perfect for this 'job'. Despite his clinginess and need for attention he was perfect. He listened without a second thought, he'd lay down his life for the God. He'd kill with a smile on his face, and be complacent if ordered otherwise.

Fenrir cooked, cleaned, provided where the others couldn't or simply refused. He protected those he knew and loved. Unlike Skóros who slaughtered mindlessly. Fenrir was large, he could hold his own in a fight even without magic or weapons.

Xolo was the cast away lover of Sol. A strong enemy and even stronger ally. He has strong magic, he knows basic medicine, he was in the royal guard. He. Knew. Things. He even started his own rebellion.

And Skóros himself? Absolutely. Nothing.

Yet Umbra still keeps him. Keeps him safe. Make sure he eats - and gets rather mad if he doesn't. Cleans him- Cares for him.

Skóros can't count the times he's just layed in Umbra's lap while said God rambles on about something. Just… having a casual conversation with him, even if it is mostly one sided.

Skóros can't count the times Umbra comes to his aid with Nightmares. Slowly coaxing out of those horrific memories.

Skóros can't count the times he's been praised over the smallest and strangest things.

Skóros can't count the times Umbra has put up with his childish outbursts. Physical or verbal.

Skóros can't count the times Umbra has healed him, be it from Sol, the others, or himself.

...

Skóros. Can. Count. The. Times. Umbra has smiled at him.

And it's too many.

He just doesn't understand.

XOLO:

Happy. Confused. But happy. Sol had painted a very specific picture in his head. And Umbra was nothing like that picture.

Or, well, mostly. Xolo expected the table throwing. Perhaps not throwing a table about 15 feet long, made of pure stone and slightly crystal, that probably weighed about 20 tons, being thrown halfway across a room the size of a football field, and hitting the wall and shattering like glass. But he did expect table throwing.

Xolo trusts Umbra to an extent he never thought he could. Umbra understood things, he doesn't blow up or sweep it under the rug like Sol would. He didn't have to walk on eggshells.. mostly. Talking about Sol or trees typically ended in future throwing or Umbra disappearing for a month.(leaving them to be babysat by Extinction who was a little too excited to play 'dad') but mostly harmless.

[honing-skills-for-the-end]

Out of boredom I'm just gonna share some SS from other games in the romance genre. That's what THIS blog is for and also twisted wonderland cuz uhh, I'm sometimes stupidity lucky there?

Happy Bday Asmo #1 you're the first Asmodeus I learned about, but certainly not the last.

Damn bitch you like like this? Also a lil comment, I'm pissed that I accidentally deleted all of my progress!! My UR+ Levi card, crying on the floor, AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Well at least I get to watch myself die again 🥳

I'm not reading those messages. I'm lazy and I'm not reading them, YOU CANT MAKE ME!!

Imma have to crop out my older sibling but, why am I like this? I don't know a word of japanese and I'm learning it, just to understand this. I know there's an English version, I played it, it doesn't have what I want tho! I named myself Shit Sandwich, in case you're wondering. I think- くそ さんど if I remember correctly.

Look at that pity!! Nill, null, on the same FLIPPIN' day, I haven't spent a cent on this game. Ruggie's my fave btw :3 with Idia. Too bad I purged my phone and can't show y'all how I got that ghost bride Idia on my 5th pull. You'll get some Twst art maybe one day.

Shilver? I know no Shilver!

I don't have any pictures from the food game but silver Scaramouche is my fave, just cuz I love Scaramouche, and the 2 look similar.

Thanks for reading my stupid lil thoughts. Have a Sunday! By @ nobnobussythe3rd

Yes I know Spica's birthday is coming up and I am preparing for it. With art. I want some birthday art for all of them. Even my evil bastards! An AU shall be posted one day :P not here tho, on Wattpad and for that you'll have to find my Wattpad :D not difficult I'm sure y'all can do it, it starts with a K!! Aka I'm a bit too embarrassed to actually show it easily. One day maybe.

[nerdyenby]

Aqua time :D I’m watching Impulse

This team’s chemistry is wild, their practice stream was so much fun, I’m so hyped :))

They’re all so confused and silly goofy, I love them

“I’m twerking” “Ok, you can twerk if you want to” already so chaotic I’m so excited

Rocket Spleef

Sneeg being one of Illumina’s first big twitch follows :))

Already bullying the drunk team, as they should lmao

Impulse saying they should target pink and accidentally killing Jack in the first round 😂

“I genuinely can’t remember the names of any of the maps, to be honest” “… wait there’s names?” Illumina 😭😭😭

Impulse top ten!!!!

A whole team of ethogirls calling noxcrew fanboys 🤨

Hole in the Wall

“The platform!! The platform’s a fish!!!!” “Looks more like a squid, to be honest” “It-… I hate this team” 😂😂😂

“We can just hate each other, that’s really good for synergy” Sneegsnag my beloved

Joel popping off!!!!!!!

This team’s vibes are so great, they’re so funny and so supportive, everyone’s so happy for Joel :))

“I got severe adhd, I have to make noises, man. The medicine doesn’t stop that, it stops the worms in my brain” REAL

I don’t think I knew Sneeg had adhd, like, I ~knew~ but I don’t think I’ve heard him say it (I have adhd and am a psychologist lmao)

Did they all get top 15 there????

Good comms and comm appreciation :))

JOEL IS A GR HATER???!?!! It’s okay everyone has flaws /lh

Impulse calling Sneeg old my beloved

“Let’s game til we die” being an almost entirely serious response to this conversation is so /pos

Sky Battle

Sneeg is giving such a good and thorough run down, what a guy

Rip Impulse

Sneeg hyping up Sniff :))

“You’re scaring me, bud” “I’m scaring myself” Illumina is so real for this, honestly

Impulse doing a lil sing-song after killing Etho

Joel using they/she for Sniff <33333

Meltdown

They’re doing so well!!

Sneeg popping off!!!

Aw rip, got sandwiched but kept morale high

Them being playfully upset at how well cyan are doing :))

*Tubbo falls into lava* “That’s what alcohol does to you, kids” JOEL 😂

Impulse 21st after the first half!!!!! That’s my streamer!!!!

Battle Box

This isn’t going great lol

Yeah, this map is rough

Ace Race

Sneeg’s deadpan “wiggle wiggle wiggle” is way funnier than it should be lol

“Imma vibe” “Imma vibe, too. I might yell, but it’s alright” I love this team so much

I BLINKED and impulse recovered from 40th to 17th, he’s doing so well!!!!!!

Iirc, Impulse has been neck and neck with every one of his teammates, they could all get top half!!!!

Impulse slipping up the exact same way Sneeg just did 😭😭😭

Holding hands in the early 20s <333

Grid Runners

Sneeg being so excited about the new pig room :D

THE GOLF COMPLETION OF LEGEND!!!!!!!

That was a smooth dunk tank

“OH my boy!!! Get at it!!” “What are we doing?” “You’re redstoning, you’re redstoning!!!!!” Sneeg hyping up Impulse my beloved <333

“THATS MY REDSTONE MONSTER!!!!! DUDE, ATTABOY, LETS FUCKING GO!!!!” “Swearing!!” “SORRY” I love this team so much, you guys don’t understand

FIRST OVERALL THOSE ARE MY GUYS!!!!!!!

Everyone had their moment to shine :)))

Easily one of the best gridrunners of all time

No one else knew repeaters could go through walls, same here bro

“Very convenient gridrunners for us, I gotta say: trident for me, redstone for you, whacking people for Illumina,… Joel was here”

“This team has some freaking synergy” “Aw dude, I just really love playing minecraft with good people” I DEMAND more Sneeg and Impulse teams

Joel sot hater????? Smh

Sands of Time

“I’m such a lil menace for sands, bro” Sneeg is so based you guys

The new sound 😭😭😭

Impulse is such a chill sandkeeper, it’s really nice

Illumina taking one for the team

First out, ruh roh…. It’s not necessarily a bad sign but it’s a bit demoralizing

Impulse tossing all the tomatoes so other people can’t throw them at Illumina <33

“Wait, we’re aqua” Sneeg 😂

IMPULSE 23RD!!!!!!! MY STREAMER!!!!!!!!!

Dodgebolt

Them being happy for whoever wins :))

Love how you can tell Joel and Oli are genuine, irl bffs because of how they talk, it’s all smack talk, they’re kinda brothers-coded

Hyping up and then immediately bullying Oli lol

Impulse said shit!! Technically “shat” but same thing

“There was an a in there” “Yeah, it’s different, guys”

Great times, great vibes, incredible team <333

[aeoki]

Seven Bridges - Hate Control: Chapter 8

Location: Cafe Characters: Adonis, Kouga, Arashi & Hitsugi

TL Note:

Show-era pop or kayoukyoku (歌謡曲 / lit. pop song) is music from 1920s Japan. It’s a sound that’s a combination of western and Japanese styles from that era. 

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ< Ten or so minutes later. At a cafe next to the underground live house. >

NEGI: “So?”

Kouga: …………

NEGI: “If you’ve got something to say to me then just say it.”

“I’ll listen at the very least. I couldn’t very well call what I was doing earlier a performance.”

“You guys took care of my little brother. So I don’t want to treat you badly. For the most part.”

Arashi: Your little brother…?

Kouga: So you really are related to that Hitsugi Kurone kid?

NEGI: “Yeah, we’re siblings.”

Kouga: That so? You guys twins or somethin’? You got the same face so you just look like the same person up close.

But you’re wearin’ a girl’s uniform.

Arashi: Hm~...? But what? They look way too similar.

NEGI: “I don’t care. Mind if I order something to eat?”

“I get pretty hungry when I perform.”

Adonis: I know the feeling. You should order a lot. The meat they serve here is delicious.

NEGI: “Haha. Sounds like something a guy would say.”

“I don’t really like meat that much. It’s the carcasses of an animal, anyway.”

“But my little brother will probably like it. We don’t really talk about our favourite foods or stuff like that.”

Arashi: (S-She seems hard to figure out… Reminds me of when I first met Adonis.)

(Taciturn, expressionless and I can’t tell what’s on their mind. But they’re definitely thinking about something and it makes me anxious because I don’t know what that is.)

(Surprisingly, she doesn’t seem to think of us as enemies so I’m glad she’s talking to us in a normal manner.)

NEGI: “If you’re not going to tell me what business you have with me, then I’ll go ahead and ask my question.”

“What did you think about that song, Arashi Narukami?”

Arashi: Wha? Me?

NEGI: “Yeah. I sang it for you.”

“How was it?”

Arashi: Uh–

Kouga: Hey, I’m the one who’s got business with ya. Let’s talk first, uhh, should I just call you NEGI?

NEGI: “Feel free to. It’s not like I gave myself that name.”

“The dead don’t have the right to give themselves a name. By the way, it’s NEGI because it’s derived from the first and last name, apparently.”

Arashi: Oh, you’re right. Hitsugi Kurone so NEGI in short, huh.

Wait but you’re Hitsugi-chan’s older sister and a separate person from him so…?

NEGI: “What business did you have with me, puppy?”

Kouga: Who’re ya callin’ a puppy…? Imma kill ya if you get ahead of yourself – doesn’t matter if you’re a girl or not.

Arashi: Kouga-chan, manners.

NEGI: “Haha. You’ll kill me? I’d like to see you try.”

“You can’t do it. I’ve been dead for a long time and I’ve been performing my music in a dangerous neighbourhood.”

“My body remembers. Bring it on, puppy. I’ll play with you.”

Kouga: That’s more like it – I’m not a dog who just howls and bar–

Mmphg!?

Adonis: Oogami! Have a sandwich!

NEGI: “I want one too.”

Adonis: Right. Have one, eat a lot.

Oogami, eat a sandwich and calm down. You’re irritated because you’re hungry. And violence is never the answer, no matter the reason.

Kouga: I know! I already decided that I won’t hurt another girl!

NEGI: “That’s anachronism. Sexism.”

“But I was at fault too. Sorry for provoking you.”

“I also get scared when big men surround me, so that’s probably why I feel so on edge.”

Kouga: R-Right… I’m also sorry for yellin’.

NEGI: “You’re fine. Must be nice to be full of energy.” *Munch munch*

Kouga: What a weird person… Anyway, the business I have with ya isn’t a big deal that we need to sit down and talk about.

NEGI: “Is it about how I’m breaking into your territory?”

“But you’re barking up the wrong tree. There’s an even bigger audience wanting to listen to my songs, not yours.”

“It’s lame to get angry just because someone stole your crowd, puppy.”

Kouga: It ain’t that. It’s the merit system of this neighbourhood – What you said was right.

Sure, it bugs me but if I’m angry about that, then I should be gettin’ angry at myself, not you, huh.

NEGI: “Yeah. Nice, I like that part about you, puppy.”

Kouga: …What I’ve got a problem with is the contents of your music. You’re singing your own arrangement of Show-era pop[∗] songs, right?

You got the permission to do that? If you’re doing it without the proper permission, then I’ll never acknowledge what you’re doin’.

It’d be a crime. That underground live house is like my saviour and a friend – It’s a place a senior of mine ran.

It sounds like he’s left it to an acquaintance to run it now, but you’ll only be bringin’ them trouble if you cause trouble in the underground live house.

And a tiny live house like that is only gonna get shut down if there’s some sorta scandal.

Especially since the live houses around ES are gettin’ merged. A declinin’ live house would be targeted immediately..

I don’t want an issue happenin’ and one of my homes disappearin’. You get me?

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[fayes-fics]

End of Succour except it’s Ben down on his knees offering you a plate of toast, next to Anthony on his knees, offering you a spread of cheeses.

What do you do? 😈

Congratulations on this milestone darling 👏🍾 So very, very well deserved 💙

My darling @eleanor-bradstreet 🫶🫶

I was trying to answer in order but this one popped up and I HAD to jump on it cos it made me laugh…

And you know what imma say don’t you?! I’m making myself a toasted cheese sandwich OF COURSE. Then you know what’s going to happen? Imma be the girlcheese in a manbread sandwich mmm mmm mmm 🤣🤣

(BUT, if I have to choose one only, I’m going double bind Anthony and his cheeses)

Thank you for your kind words and this fabulous make me choose ask my lovely, you’re wonderful. 😁🧡🧡

[brisquad-unit-4402]

Holy hell 4402 you are a master.

The Zombie AU felt different and better than onea ive read/seen holy crap not in a million years did I ever feel adrenaline to a piece of literary fiction. From a FANFIC no less. Fuck man i feel like you really did emphasize on the 'heart-stabbingly painful angst' part of my request.

While reading this, 'Hotel California' played on my speaker while Ike and Reader were separated and oh my god it hit harder than that one bird Prometheus hates. You are a literary genius since I learned that it's also quite rare for me to cry and scream a chorus of agonized, tortured souls even the deepest pits of Tartarus can hardly muster

4402/10 will request into the far future! For now imma cry and make grilled cheese sandwich holy shit this is going in my masterpiece folder

oh if only you knew how honed in on "heart-stabbingly painful angst" i was. i think that every day i chain up and restrain horrible selcouth imaginings without my conscious knowledge and every time i get an opportunity for serious angst i'm like "oh okayy :D" and a little bit of the thoughts leak out like oil onto paper to the point that azathoth Himself would wake up just to say "ok that's messed up"

or not idk i don't want to get a big head. but i also want to rip hearts apart and i had to ask myself if i was going too far so many times during the process of writing, so, uh, score?

but i gotta level with u. hotel california? banger. hotel california at the climax of the fic? BANGER. i think if that happened to me i would register it as a spiritual experience

thank you for the request, thank you for reading my fic and for the feedback, enjoy the grilled cheese boss

[outer-edges]

13 and 19 for ask game!

oh now see these are hard hitting questions......imma need to sit on this for a minute....

13. what's your comfort food?

this one i actually had to think about for a bit but i gotta say it's pretty much any latin food i swear that shit heals ur soul. but specifically a jibarito (with a side of rice & beans and maduros ofc).

it's a sandwich, but instead of being served on bread it's served on a fried plantain, and it is SO fucking good. i'm so serious if y'all live in an area where you can get a jibarito you gotta try it if you haven't.

19. most important thing in your life?

ahhh i don't mean to be cheesy right now but my friends. specifically my newer friends i've been making recently/friends i've gotten back into contact with. i'm not particularly close with anyone yet, but i've been slowly building a circle of people i can actually be myself with and feel safe around which is kind of a first for me!

[babyp0p]

imma make myself a sandwich or something, rewatch some random shit and go to sleep b4 2am. my phone is dead tho so goodnight<33