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buncha doodles
#dgs#tgaa#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#dai gyakuten saiban#the great ace attorney#hey im back at drawing#asougi kazuma#naruhodou ryuunosuke#herlock sholmes#iris watson#iris wilson#mikotoba susato#imma be honest the reason i wasn't drawing was because i was playing the sims 4. cringe i know#and the reason i'm back is because my computer decided that it couldn't support the game any more#rip to my casitas#i might post them here#i had tried making baker street windibank's phoenix and edgey's offices and more#i'm an expert at building in the sims now#if only my computer could handle my talent#aa#art#sketch dump#digital art
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Vanessa did a great job as a police officer by:
Neglecting her duties (to hang with Mike and Abby),
Not patrolling/being stationed where she was needed,
Wrongfully threatening to shoot a civilian (not due to legally reasonable reasons),
Protecting and preventing suspects/criminals from facing justice due to favourtism,
Obstructing justice by not turning in her father (child serial killer) and withholding/tampering evidence,
Supplying an untrained/unqualified civilian with police weapons,
Did I mention wrongfully threatening to shoot an unarmed/harmless citizen?
Tasking a civilian to perform police duty in taking down a highly dangerous criminal/suspect,
Refusing to aid a civilian in danger or preventing the danger,
Hesitating to take down her child serial killing father (who also held a knife pointed at her but was happy to threaten Mike because he was endangering his sister??? So you want to shoot Mike for that but your father...nevermind, at least she eventually shot him),
Committing medicine theft or destruction of property and disposing of it improperly. (Prescription medication is a difficult adjustment for your body whether you begin it or stop it as well as being a burden on your finances and she just....threw it).
#theres a few more i think#yeah nah i really disliked her HEAVY after she pulled out talking about “just do yr job :))” like ?? uhhhh make sure u say that to ur mirro#and then hated her when she threatened to shoot mike :| where is this energy with your father who u know did more than endanger children hm#and yall are gonna say “that's her father” and imma say “police officer. thats her job. took an oath you know.”#obviously this is a joke dont take this too seriously lol#fnaf movie spoilers#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#vanessa monroe#elizabeth afton#mike schmidt#elizabeth lail#josh hutcherson#halloween#spooky season#william afton#matthew lillard
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the satisfaction when things just break ✨
#rin's adventures across galaxies#if only the damage carries over to subsequent phases lol#'why is jing yuan on a break team(?)' -> because he's handsome next question /silly#(also bc i don't have a break dps but we ignore that-)#i'm a lot worse with building chars and teams in hsr (esp compared to genshin) and i don't have any meta characters so tbh seeing the-#-total damage numbers go past 1mil already makes me go OOOO MONKEY BRAIN SEE BIG NUMBERS MONKEY BRAIN GETS SEROTONIN :O#gotta go to office again tomorrow so imma turn in early good night peeps mwah mwah
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Dick Grayson watching a potential witness against Bludhaven’s corrupt cops get gunned down without warning (Nightwing Vol.2. #61)
#dick grayson#dc#nightwing#nightwing comics#officer grayson#he makes me so ill#vomiting blood actually#my god#I feel like imma hate how his stint as a cop ends
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I really enjoy the lobby boy from the hotel pod !!! Sickly little creature !!
I also ofc had to make a hotel oc
#the hotel podcast#the lobby boy#the lamp#u know idk if the hotel can make weird creatures like the lamp but imma say she can#she was bored and decided to fuck up a lamp and leave it in da basement#bless hotel pod offical artist filthyguts#he makes some really baller shit and im havin a blast learning from his work as i learn how i wanna draw lobby boy#gotta keep listings to da show !! just finished s3#hatch art
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okay. whenever u have office doodle opportunity u better give me a doodle of ranboo's sweet relief as he's helped up >:( /hj /nf
i gotta see him not sobbing on the ground. he probably tripped over his own tail ,,,
((( also again whenever u can do office doodles idm whenever. u can delete this if u want )))
— brick
He got a cookie and comforting head pats
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#brick my beloved <3#sticky note art game#tbh imma leave this open. if you ever want a random doodle request I’m totally down to do it whenever I’m bored lol#they’re fun and make my office space Pwetty with art lol#mcyt gt#mcyt g/T#tiny!ranboo#beckyu draws#beckyu answers
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"I can't get everything I want from this politician so obviously the solution is to throw a tantrum and not participate! That'll show them!" - person who is very likely not at personal risk of being murdered or hate crimed by an institution getting pushed further right than it already is.
#sorry but i like being black and trans nd disabled and ALIVE so imma do my due diligence to at least keep things from getting#Worse Than It Already Is :)#for context: i live in California#the government does not always make great decisions#newsom literally just vetoed a bill that would help undocumented immigrants access state college jobs and certain housing grants#hes an asshole and that sucks a lot#but thankfully i live in a state where there are A Lot of smaller offices filled by leftists pushing against this#which means that there is a much higher likelihood if another similar bill being pushed some time in the future#is it perfect#fuck no#and fuck that fucking guy#but election season is coming up and it means i have a chance to put Even More left leaning people in office#i have a chance to vote for a mayor who is pro Palestinian (shes leading in the pools right now!!!!)#i have a chance to look at local politics and decide who gets into office and who is willing to fight#did i say “man newsome is a racist he hates immigrants fuck him im not voting now!” ?#no#because that does nothing#instead i can contact his office and voice my displeasure#i can research political candidates for smaller offices who are pro immigration#i can support them and contact those offices and campaigns and make sure they know their constituents#WANT more protection for immigrants#and when elections are over and theyre in office#I CAN KEEP DOING IT#I WILL KEEP FIGHTING FOR IMMIGRATION REFORM UNTIL ANOTHER BILL CROSSES NEWSOMS DESK#i can support the smaller offices with the power to exert pressure on the larger ones#and since California is such a huge economy and such a model for other states#theres the potential for that wave to spread!#you wanna talk Palestine?#i get to support a mayoral candidate openly calling for a ceasefire!#thats amazing! imgine the pressure she could exert in office!! and i haven't even STARTED in on the senate!
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Homestuck OC info (≧▽≦)
Sereno Inkris
Age: 6 Alternian sweeps/13 earth years
chumhandle: contentedConsul
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Ancestor: The Messenger
Blood color: Turquoise
Moirail: Sollux Captor
Matesprite: John Egbert
God tier title: Heir of Heart
Appearance: A roughly 5'10 male with light grey skin, strangely shaped candy corn colored horns, eyes that are solid yellow, including the scleras and short black hair with two longer parts in the front. He wears a black sleeveless hoodie with am turquoise aquarius symbol on the front, black shorts and black and white knee high converse shoes. He also has fins where his ears should be, a shark-like tail and a few smaller fins on his arms, legs and his back.
Personality: Sereno is a shy and timid troll with social anxiety, but once he is comfortable around you, he will loose the hesitancy and will likely chatter your ear off about something nerdy and silly, like Pokemon, and he is extremely friendly with those he trusts. He has very few people he has deemed 'safe', these people are John Egbert, Gamzee Makara, Feferi Peixies, Dave Strider, Terezi Pyrope, Sollux Captor, Astrum Inkris and Karkat Vantas. His reasoning for needing 'safe' people is due to his Autism.
Dancestor: Astrum Inkris
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Astrum Inkris
Age: 9 alternian sweeps/19 human years
chumhandle: ghastlyAquarium
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Ancestor: The Messenger
Blood color: Turquoise
Moirail: Kankri Vantas
Matesprite: N/A
God tier title: Mage of Void
Appearance: a roughly 6'7 male with light grey skin, large goatish candy corn colored horns, solid white eyes with a smaller pair underneath, long black hair ties back into a ponytail with the bangs and part of the front out. He wears a large, oversized jacket, baggy pants and blackout converse. He has various fins all across with arms, legs and even back. He has gills on the sides of his neck as well as a large, shark-like tail.
Personality: Astrum is a friendly extroverted troll with a sweet and gentle tone at all times. He seems to be very good at helping others and comforting those who are in distress, he tends to hyperfixate on others and their safety, rather than himself, which has lead to various times where he has forgotten to eat until reminded by Kankri.
Dancestor: Sereno Inkris
#homestuck posting#homestuck oc#hs ocs#hs oc#oc x canon#hs trollsona#trollsona#original character#homestuck trolls#dancestors#theyre both so babygirl :(((#imma make art of Astrum later#but i have offical art of Sereno to post in a bit :D#homestuck
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Work Bestie, clearly asking about my cold: How're you feeling?
Me, pretending to tear up and blot my eyes as I look mournfully at the ceiling: I'm so sad! Cause I got my food delivered, and I was feeling lazy so I said just leave it in the lobby, but I could smell this man's cologne over my greasy breakfast sandwich and he was already fine in his lil photo but it was saying to me "aging like fine wine, at least 6'5", with a 835 credit score" and I'm just so sad bro!
Work Bestie, caught between laughter & concern: o-oh?
#sometimes I forget I'm in a corporate office and I just have to let them know how I'm feeling#they all make me listen to worse nonsense so I can't be blamed for this#corporate shenanigans#one thing about me Imma have the worst congestion of my life but a good cologne will never go unsniffedin my vacinity 😂😂
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i'm currently sitting on quite a few DMs, asks and replies ― i ran outta spoons this weekend but not ignoring anyone !
#i've been meaning to sort out the spare bedroom to make it into an office but im too lazy#anyway it took a lot of energy to do a whole lotta nothing this weekend JHRFGDG i did housework and that was it#but yea imma be doing like 1 thing a day i fink#lazy dima hours
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Just kinda saying shit
#ive got the next 3 days off of work so imma go nuts on the discord#discord spoilers i guess#i want to try and get it up and running before robs podcast ep comes out#this isnt like an offical im 100% gonna get this done asap thing btw#i could be a liar and take a couple more weeks#cause im.Busy and burnt out rn from work#lmaoni did that poll then fucked off i to the sunset cause when making a list of things ive done it was basically nothing 😭#but i think weekly events would help keep the fandom alive esp once the podcast dips#im like the gang aiming high but not having Any of the skills needed to execute#weekly or like once every 2 weeks#idk its gonna be a poll when i finally have an update list that isnt i named the channels but the premissions are all fucked#also emotes#we got 10 so far#also we have 2 reactions roles for pronouns and who your fav character is#boring i know#rn figureing out how to do 18+ is hirting my brain#i was gonna do a section for minors to interact but i think yall are just gonna be left in the rain for a bit as j give up on that for rn#oh also i have about 8 pages filled with shot for the discord so there are Plans im not just free ballin#also to the 2 people who offered to help i havent forgot about you im just waiting to figure a couple things out then imma dm yall
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#Im going to the doctor today#for a potential broken or dislocated toe#and like#wow#imma be seen by a medical professional within like 26 hours#when i blew my knee- it took almost 36#36 hours to be seen#and my knee was the size of a watermelon and my patella was over 2 inches out ofnplace#the doctor was so horrified when he told me#i dont remember them putting it back in but i do remember having to be held down and screaming for the x rays#i broke my wrist on a friday and didnt get seen till monday#when i wrecked and the brake box went through my knee#i didnt get medical attention until a week later when i tried to go to work#and my manager shut down the office to take me in#a life time of rolling the dice because seeing medical professionals was too expensive#and i can just#make an urgent appointment on my phone apparently#and it wont cost a dime#and im leaving work early 3 hours and ill still get paid for it#i offered to take the friday appointment because it would have been nap time#and my employers were like ????#wild#wild wild wild
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can i plllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase have a bubbly reader offering miguel a hug (as a joke bc hes grumpy) and he says no at first but later on when hes rlly upset abt whatever he puts his pride in his pocket and asks for one??? i know tht man is touchstarved a good hug might fix him
wait shut up. this is adorable :((
݁ 𓂃 ៸៸៸ a hug? — miguel o’hara + reader: everyone knows that your bubbly nature offers everyone hugs. but no one expected miguel to accept one.
contents : fluff. that’s literally it. maybe a bit of angst. wc 1.5k.
pt one pt two pt three
“and why are you so grumpy?” you slid across the bench, as miguel sat, minding his own business and eating. he doesn’t spare you a glance as you just rested your hands on your elbows, tilting your head with a smile.
“what is she doing?” gwen asks, from her farther seat, next to hobie, pavitr, miles, and (occasionally) peter. they are all staring at you and your bubbly nature.
“ah, let her figure out how antisocial he is.” peter shrugs, adjusting mayday’s spider beanie.
“i think she already knows.” miles says.
“that’s probably why she’s over there. to “cheer” him up.” pav adds.
“good luck with tha’” hobie lightly chuckles, resting back against pav as he swings his legs up, watching what he’d call a “show”.
“you look like you could use a friend.” you say, finally making miguel look at you. his expression was the definition of ‘indifferent’. your smile didn’t fall. “or maybe an acquaintance you can talk to?”
miguel’s expression doesn’t shift. you nod. “imma have you figured out soon…i promise.” your eyes slightly narrow in an inspection of him. then he turns back to his food.
“it’s going well.” pav sarcastically comments back at their table, making hobie scoff.
“you know…” you say, fingers lightly tapping the table. “there’s things that can help with being moody.”
“i’m not moody.”
“ah huh!” you softly cheer. “you spoke. progress.”
miguel looks exasperated as he shuts his eyes. He just wanted to enjoy his empanada.
“but you wanna know what will help?”
“i’m not…moody.” he repeats a little slower, to make sure you heard.
“yeah you are. but it’s okay. cause you wanna know what will help?”
“you clearly want to tell me.” miguel breathes out.
“mhm.” you smile. “a hug.”
miguel shifts his gaze to you, blinking a few times.
from the farther table, the spider gang is still thoroughly invested. “oh shit, he looks annoyed.” miles comments.
“what do think she said?” gwen asks, resting against the table.
“tha’ he looks like a wannabe gangster.” hobie says, now rocking his leg slightly back and forth as he watches.
“a hug would help. it helps me.” you are saying, still staring at miguel, smiling.
miguel clicks his jaw, before he’s standing, muttering to himself.
“let me know!” You call to his leaving form with a chuckle.
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later that night miguel is pacing his office, just back from a mission that went terribly. The anomaly got away. and miguel is beating himself up inside. how could he let that happen?
you’re walking down HQ’s hallway, looking for something you had dropped. as you scanned the floor, you hear muttering that reminded you of earlier today. miguel.
you stopped by his slightly cracked open office door. you carefully knock. miguel swings it open, sighing upon seeing you. “now’s not a good time.”
you smile. “don’t worry. i just want to ask if you’ve seen a pen.”
“a pen?” miguel’s brows furrow.
“mhm. i lost it.” you reply. “you look stressed.”
“i’m not—“ he takes a deep breath. “i'm fine. and no I haven’t seen your pen.”
“no worries.” you begin to back away. “let me know if you see it though. it’s got a weird blue design on it.”
miguel’s mind is whirring for some reason, as he finds himself calling for you to stop and turn back around. “did you mean it?” he muttered it so quietly that you almost missed it.
you’re now walking back, eyeing him. “mean what?”
miguel’s tongue pokes out against his cheek, feeling his entire body drenched with exhaust and self pity. and putting his pride away he says “a hug.”
“a hug?” your smile has widened. “i thought you weren’t moody?”
“i’m not. i just— you know what forget I asked.” miguel goes to turn away feeling stupid, but then you’re reaching forward, wrapping your arms around his neck, with a smile.
at first miguel doesn’t know where to place his hands, but you stay put, just resting your body against his, as your cheek slightly squishes up against his shoulder. then miguel slowly—very slowly—wraps his arms around your midriff, and hugs you back.
miguel doesn’t what to admit that his body has instantly relaxed upon feeling yours against his. your hand had begun to softly soothe the top of his back. just drawing in slow circles, that makes his muscles stop their tensing.
and that hug wasn’t the last time it happened.
now miguel would secretly search for you. big on the ‘secret’ part though, because he can’t have anyone else knowing he likes to hug you. no that would cause too many implications and destroy his well thought out ‘in control’ demeanour.
so when he’d find you walking alone—something he noticed you did a lot. and after he’d make sure that you were both in a desolate enough place, he’d softly grab your arm, pulling you somewhere even more desolate before he’s wrapping his arms around you in a much needed hug.
you didn’t mind. hugs had always been your love language with family and friends alike. though you were surprised by how often miguel would now seek you out, just so you could rest your head on his shoulder and draw patterns on his back.
he claimed it was just for relaxation and that you shouldn’t have offered him a hug if you would’ve asked so many questions. so you let him, his own hand having gradually drawn its own patterns on your waist.
he liked hearing and feeling your breathing. your breath by his ear sent almost cleansing shivers through him. and the feel of the rise and fall of your chest against his own made his usually racing heartbeat calm down to match with yours.
he liked the calmness your body gave him. and deep down he knew he now craved it.
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you were all in a different universe. gwen, miles, pavitr, hobie, peter, mayday, miguel and you. jess had to take care of another mission so miguel very clearly claimed how he’s stuck with you all, his scowl very present.
it was midway through trying to catch this anomaly when miguel’s gaze gets caught up in a man and his child. and as you stopped, noticing his focused gaze first, you identified the man and child as miguel and his daughter.
you didn’t know much about miguel’s daughter. just that in his universe she had died. and now as miguel watches a variant of himself with a variant of his daughter he can feel his body tensing.
he’s never had the misfortune of seeing variants of his family before. and now really wasn’t the time to dwell and sink deeper into his mind but he just can’t help it.
“is he okay?” whispered miles to peter.
peter shakes his head. “but there’s nothing we can do about it. no one can take him out of episodes like this.”
because everyone could see that inside miguel was fuming, so close to exploding that everyone had almost taken a step back.
you stared at miguel, watching as his chest heaved with a racing heart.
you remember one time he had muttered to you, head in your neck. you weren’t sure if you were actually meant to hear it or not. but he had said how your breathing slowed his breathing. or something along those lines. because after he had said that he had drawn you in tighter, keeping his large hands around your body.
so now you edge closer. and this could be a terrible idea, you realise that. your friends seem to as well.
gwen hisses your name quietly, watching as you edged closer to the ‘beast’ or how everyone else was treating him like.
you all needed miguel to focus to capture this especially dangerous anomaly. you couldn’t have him trapped in his mind teetering on the edge.
so you continued to walk forward, and as everyone stared in shock, you carefully wrapped your hands around his neck in a hug. you did so very lightly, to give him any room for rejection. you were actually waiting for the rejection.
but then, to everyone’s shock, miguel wraps his arms around your waist, just like every other time. and he’s found you fit against him so nicely, it felt so comfortable. your heartbeat was against his now, and the slower tempo made miguel sink into your neck, his arms now engulfing you.
shocked now isn’t a big enough word. because you were hugging miguel. and it wasn’t the ‘you’ part everyone was surprised by. it was the ‘miguel’ part. he was clearly eager to hug you back, and they all watched as miguel practically became putty in your hold.
yes. miguel craved your hugs now. and there was nothing you could do to stop him from bringing you in and keeping you close. you were now his comfort and he a wasn’t going to let that go so easily.
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#. ( spidey mark )#the miguel effect#miguel x reader#miguel spiderman#miguel o’hara#atsv miguel#miguel o’hara x you#miguel fucking o’hara#miguel o’hara one shot#miguel o’hara x y/n#miguel o’hara fluff#miguel fluff#miguel o’hara across the spider verse#miguel x you#miguel o’hara x reader#miguel spiderverse#miguel o'hara#miguel o’hara fic#atsv#atsv x you#atsv x reader#atsv fluff#spiderman atsv#spiderman 2099#spiderman#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse
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#kinda bored of my self sim + family#think imma make gay mermaids next#also sis was even pregnant and happy about it like#idk who she thought was gonna raise that baby#i terminated the pregnancy immediately#it would mean redecorating a whole new house as well like no#this is like when she got pregnant with their daughter after I turned the spare room into a sauna#they’re not giving up their office for a nursery either
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FHR SPOILERS
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I can’t stop thinking about how Chen saw a photo of Sidestep’s dead body, saw that there was no way anyone could’ve survived those wounds, saw their tattoos and learned they were a regene, and specifically hid these pictures from Ortega so she wouldn’t get herself killed trying to avenge Sidestep.
Got a call from Ortega telling him excitedly that she found Sidestep ALIVE
#chen being so tense makes so much sense to me cause the dude literally thought he had full proof you were dead and yet here u are#’didnt you die???’ ‘that was years ago chen things change’ type shit LMAO#I think of it slightly jokingly like haha man that mustve been a mind fuck but also I think of it sadly#he didnt know they could put sidestep back together and force him to survive#he didnt know they werent buried or even an autopsy for researchers to learn about#no sidestep was ALIVE lived through that horrific death and then was experimented and tortured for years#and maybe he couldve done something#he couldve saved them if only he knew but he didnt#and i personally cant fault him fully for not taking on a fight bigger than even himself#pursue the lead to get your teammates body back and risk killing yourself your team and your best friend?#or be forced to accept you can’t do anything even if you wanted to#IDK MAN CHEN JUST MAKES ME SAD OKAY#especially if you romance him cause the poor dude has a homophobic family who treats him like shit#so of course the next time this dude falls in love its to the literal villain terrorizing the city#chen my man im sorry 😭#im a chen defender he wasnt fully right but he wasnt fully wrong#poor man saw a ghost enter the rangers office#I wonder if when he sees Sidestep he sees their corpse too#URGH I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS MAN#gonna have to wait a good couple of years for book 3 but imma be stewing in that time#fhr spoilers#fallen hero retribution spoilers#fhr#fallen hero retribution#wei chen#marshal steele#text post#typical me writing an essay in the tags LMAO#dex talks
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⭒ blurb : podcasting
bf!hamzah x poc!reader
summary: based on this ask!!! little blurb of the times you pop up on the ooc podcast
mickey speaks: this was so funny to write!!! also i need to be hamzah's gf yesterday bitch
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hamzah having you in an episode with mandy and martin
“oh wow this couch gets kinda tight when four people are squeezed on here” hamzah says while adjusting a few pillows
“yeah,” martin starts before addressing the audience, “and, well, you’re probably wondering ‘who the heck is that?!’” he gestures his hand over to you, beside hamzah with your legs folded and knees lying against his thigh
you can’t help but smile as hamzah introduces you, “and, yeah, believe it or not i have a girlfriend.”
“i’m right next to you so i’d hope they believe it” give a soft giggle
“only hamzah would announce he has a girlfriend with ‘believe it or not’” mandy adds and hamzah throws a hand up in the air in defeat
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martin: “i can’t help but think this feels like in middle school when people were just group dating all the time”
hamzah: “was group dating that common? i don’t remember that”
you: “i remember certain friend groups at my school doing that but i definitely wasn't participating”
mandy: “this isn’t really a group though martin, more like a double date? there’s four of us”
martin: "it's not all about numbers mandy sometimes there's just a vibe"
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martin: “but you two have been dropping hints about dating for a while now”
you: “yeah, we’ve been doing a little soft launching here and there”
martin: “i like that term a lot actually”
mandy: “i think it’s cute, but i've seen a lot of people online that don't use it properly”
you: "i agreeeee, like you didn't soft launch by posting the back of his head if we already saw the front of it a week ago- we know who he is!!! there is no mystery"
martin: "oh so the appeal is the mystery... almost like scooby doo?"
hamzah, nodding his head: "mhm... exactly"
you: "it's always two dumb bitches telling each other-"
you and hamzah together: "exactlyyyyy"
martin looks over to mandy as the two of you laugh: "oh come on this is their first episode together and look at them mandy! we have to be cuter, come on. lock in."
hamzah: "hey no need to be jealous, my friend."
hamzah pats martins thigh
mandy: "so what was that right there?"
hamzah: "you wouldn't understand..."
martin: "no but seriously mandy you never soft launched me- only hard"
mandy: "there was no need to??? next time i'll do it i guess"
you, laughing: "next time???"
hamzah is sat in thought for an extra second before he replies to martin, making them both laugh
hamzah: “okay martin you said like that term so much? boy, now imma soft launch these nuts in your mouth”
you: "and i know you were thinking on that joke for a minute"
martin, through laughs: “okay, okay, enough”
hamzah, wiping his eyes: “well, now the jig is up. you know it's all aired out and public”
martin: “yeah... a hard launch on the podcast, that’s crazy bro”
you and mandy, mocking: “that’s craaazzyy brooo”
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hamzah answering your call during a podcast
martin: “hamzah whenever you buy clothes from the store or get it shipped in the mail always wash your clothes!”
hamzah: “i do wash my clothes but if it’s new that doesn’t make any sense”
martin: “so you’re just gonna open it up and put it on?”
hamzah: “yes!”
hamzah’s phone starts ringing
martin: “and wow. now look who’s breaking the phone rule!”
hamzah: “stop shhh. it’s y/n”
he answers, hamzah: “hey what’s up?”
you see the mic in his hand and widen your eyes, you: “oh shit, i’m sorry to interrupt”
hamzah: “it’s okay i have something to ask you now anyway.”
you: "okayy.. do you wanna go first or me?"
hamzah: "you go ahead"
you: "okay quick- is this business casual enough for an event tonight?"
hamzah: "nobody is doing business lookin' that hot, you can't be serious"
you: "kay thanks"
hamzah, jokes: "you are not anyone's office siren, girl"
you: "i'm gonna hang up"
hamzah: "no!!! i need to ask if you wash your clothes after you buy them."
you: "if they smell like stale water and factory chemicals, yes"
hamzah: "martin is educating me on the importance of this unimportant thing right now."
you: "and you should listen to him, stinky"
martin: "thank you!"
hamzah: "oh nahhh, now i'm gonna hang up"
you: "mkayy bye, sorry for interrupting! bye martin!!!"
martin: "byee"
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you drop something off at the warehouse studio while they’re filming
hamzah: "what was that noise?"
martin: "i don't know..."
hamzah: "it sounds like someone's actually trying to break in, what?"
martin: "were you expecting company?"
hamzah: "no, were you?"
martin: "no...i mean let's ask the audience"
martin turns to the camera, concerned
hamzah: "okay i'm actually about to go check. this is weird."
it cuts to a clip of hamzah sat again and you peeking your head in the frame to wave
hamzah: "nevermind. it was just my sweet girlfriend bringing us lunch, sorry if that scared you guys."
martin: "should we make like a super artifical thumbnail for clickbait? somethin' like; 'someone tried to kidnap us in our studio!'
hamzah: "no"
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they have a trolling episode where you and mandy both sub in and act as martin and hamzah for an entire episode
mandy: "you know i find it crazy how we manage to talk about nothing for an entire hour"
you: "this is the talent people expect from us bro! and if we ever get too boring we can always discuss the state of sabrina and barry's relationship."
mandy: "true. and don't make fun of me but everytime man-crush monday comes around i'm always picking barry..."
you: "well if i can't make fun of you then i'll just stay quiet for your sake."
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