#imma goblin

[bone-weaver]

Goblin me just wants every single Draculaura doll that has come out since the reboot. I want to line them all up on a shelf. They would be so perfect.

These two are the most optional:

I originally turned my nose up at the “day out” (budget line) doll, but decided she does have some cute unique things she comes with. I particularly like her chunky heels. “Gore-ganizer” Draculaura is a funny case because at first I didn’t even realize she’s from the reboot (the mixed hair threw me off). Looking closer though, she does have the adorable curvy reboot body so it seems fair to add her to the list. I want to use her coffin box for makeup and I really dig the lil kawaii stickers she has on her face.

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Creepover Drac didn’t originally catch my eye (my favorite from this line is def Twyla) but if I’m making a shelf with every version of her (that can be bought individually) pajamas Draculaura makes a fun change of pace from the others:

They make zero sense to sleep in but the lil space buns are heckin cute.

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Most importantly:

These are the most classic and so far my first two choices:

Basic reboot Draculaura. So darling. She is my gender. I want her shoes.

“Skulltimate Secrets” has A: fantastic packaging and marketing and (more importantly) B: just really darling design in Draculaura’s clothes and accessories. Love the hat. Love both pairs of shoes. Love the puffy bolero. All just so lovely and darling.

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Lastly, there are a couple Draculauras that aren’t released yet:

“Skulltimate Secrets” series 2/“FEARidecent Edition”. Kind of have mixed feelings about this one tbh. From the pics I’ve seen so far I don’t love the ombré pink-white boots and I feel like the iridescent skirt is a weird color for her? I also kinda miss the color block hair. That said at least half of the the clothing and accessory pieces are really knockouts for me. Love the stole. Love the black blouse and black and pink skirt. The wristlet handbag is darling. Also I love the design of the coffin locker better on this one. All in all I feel like this doll goes out on some limbs design-wise which worked better in some ways than others, but overall I enjoy and respect how unique she is compared to the other Draculaura dolls in the reboot.

Finally though. Monster Ball Draculaura, my love:

Just YES. She is everything. The bows. The Shoes. The eighties hair.

Also she comes with a massive bouquet of black roses and a CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN. She’s just lovely 😌

Anyways hopefully no one actually read all of that because it was super unnecessary byeeeee 💕🦇

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves performing at Saint Rocke in Hermosa Beach, CA - August 10, 2023

[hobohobgoblim]

I'm a goblin girl

In a goblin world

Patched apparel

I'm full on fucking feral

[lexlightning2002]

Remember Norman in a dress? WELL...

How about...

Otto in a dress🖤🍃

This is, I must admit, my absolute favourite and my Phone background since two months or so (no, I totally not forgot to post it)

I got this one spare, because at the moment I am too busy to draw :( but as soon I got my god damn drivers license imma be back, love y'all <3

So go have Fun with Otto in drag, I think this suits him SO GOOD I would literally pay to see Alfred wear that I bet he'd be slaying it

[acruelerdonut]

Self indulgence incoming

Sometimes you gotta give a bastard a kiss. (iknowthisisOOCletmehavethis)

Used a ref for this under the cut. 

[redbuddi]

would you consider wario and waluigi anti-semitic caricatures like the goblins from hogwarts legacy

??????????

[fullofcake]

I think I need to remove all my organs for a little while and maybe my eyes too

[aether-link]

I hate that little shit mocking whisper when it has Excaliburs flash bang shit. I LITERALLY TURN INTO THAT STUPID ASH BABY MEME WHILE MY EYES BURN OUT OF MY SOCKETS. AAAAAAAAA

[sk3l3t0n444]

my brother talked to me about one of my special interests 27363638363 revived 183638293747374849 healed

[thinkinpoink]

Bought a lot of vintage buttons off Facebook marketplace and I'm so hype to sort them when I get home!!!

[cream-filled-bun]

So I stayed up later, and then i ment to last might and finished it

So of course my body wakes me up at 6 am 🙃

[carpeossa]

Guys, I’ve got a hypothesis on why our sewer goblin man writes like a child in French but I’m still working on it before I present it to my peers.

In the mean time, let it be known unto the void that there are those who learn how to read and write in a foreign language for the purpose of career advancement and or for personal enrichment.

Then there’s me who learns a language because a skeleton man child spent x amount of years in Persia and now I need to learn the language because of him.🫠

[thisghosts-obsessions-again]

The only important lesson I learned is Blight Village isn't as scary as I thought it was so long as you are a fiendish Rogue and a Drow pretending to be a marked one 😭

[bhaalswn-arch]

*smooches those bloody lips.*

bloodied kisses? ( bloodied kisses! )

It was perhaps a good way to clean the blood off his lips. To feel a pleasing weight to them. Of course, Astarion probably wanted to taste it. All Alkas could taste is the bitter metallic taste in his mouth. Not pleasant, but nonetheless satisfying for a Bhaalspawn. Almost sated and clear-headed. To feel blood right against his skin, and savour the blood on his tongue. ( The blood will soon travel up to your head, soon to think about Astarion's blood, but you cease any other thoughts plaguing your mind. It was easier when someone was just smooching you. )

"I hope you like the taste of goblin."

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

hii! i might wanna commission you (after i rob a bank bcs dollars are expensive here TT) but do you write for thorns?

i do but i don't have him yet so it might be a bit of a challenge to write his character successfully but i could do it if i nose around reddit or the game files lmao,,

[littleclowncrafts]

Realizing I can also just say things on here

And reblog what others say

This is meant to be more casual and personal than my insta anyway hmm hmm yes

Hm I would just like to say I am on the hunt for all the bubbul frogs in totk and I cheated a little hee hee hoo hoo >:3c I looked up the rest on a map and marked them

I have like 32 left to find, wish me luck 😤