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sukunas-play-thing · 6 years ago
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I was Tagged by: @rageyoudamnednerd
Nickname: mel, Targe, Sully, Lil Demon
Zodiac: Virgo♍
Height: 5'0"
Last movie I saw: The Meg. And it was everything my nightmares realized.
Last thing i googled: (i took a screen shot)
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I shit you not that really happened^^^
Favorite Musician: oh fuuu. My top Two are David Draiman (Disturbed) and Corey Taylor (Slipknot & Stone Sour)
Song stuck in my head: Alone By Marshmello
Other Blogs: targaryens_blog is only blog
Followers: 31(?) Thank you all I love you very much💜💜💜💜💜💜
Following: 125(?)
Amount of Sleep: pfft what sleep?
Lucky Numbers: don't believe in that.
Dream Job: Song writer, music composer and author.
What Am i wearing right now: funny you assume Im wearing anything;) fuck thats me tryna be funny ig. Iron maiden Tee and jeans.
Favorite food: Cajun Alfredo
Language: english and a little Scandinavian
Can I play an instrument: Guitar (but the spine got fucked up)
Favorite Song: Kilis Lullaby
Random Fact: Me and Ron Perlman Had A meme war on twitter. Don't ask me how we got there.
Describe yourself in aesthetics: dark, witchy, incense, black ink, chalkboard, red roses, smoke, stars, books, candles, sage, sunglasses, ear phones, whiskey, cigarettes, viking horns, tattoos.
Never described myself in aesthetics so forgive me if i did something wrong.
Tag ten people(if they choose to do it is up to them.): @moodyvoid @mirshroom @fanforevery @amechuqueen @mywanderlust-x @stainfuckersofficial @bnha-babes-and-baddies @codenamesazanka @siarlas-s-bliss @one-sleek-noodle
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elocinnicole · 3 years ago
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Butterflies – Part Three
Pairing: Collin Hoskins x Black!Reader
Rating: M for Language and Death
Tagging: @ohsoverykeri
Part One Part Two Part Three
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You spent most of the day in your room not wanting to be around Collin. This isn’t the first time you and Collin got into a fight. The last time you could recall, was when he first went to jail and he was complaining about his mom not coming to see him.
A Year Ago
You played with your fingers waiting to see Collin, he’s been locked up for almost a month and the people who came to see him regularly were Miles and yourself. Of course, Val didn’t come but the past couple of times you came to see Collin you would ask his Mom to come along. At first, she would agree but then when it came to the day of she would cancel.
“You got one hour.” You heard the gruff voice of the CO. Collin was escorted to your table, you offered him a small smile which he returned, having been his friend for almost twenty years you knew something was troubling him.
“How you been, Y/N?” Collin pulled you in for a hug, you smiled into the embrace, Even though you saw him last week, it was hard visiting your friend in prison.
“I’ve been good, Collin.”
“That’s enough!” A booming voice barked, Collin rolled eyes and the two of you pulled away. Collin saw the bags of chips on the table and his eyes lit up
“You got some for little old me?” He teased
“Shut up, I only did it because your Mom asked me to.”
“You talked to my Mom?” He asked, you looked at him with sad eyes. The last time you came to visit him, Ms. Nancy had told Collin that she would come to visit with you
“Yeah, uh I know she said she was gonna come with me today, but she wasn’t feeling good this morning…” Collin slowly nodded his head
“Collin—”
“Y/N, I don’t know how she can’t come and see me. I’m her son, Y/N! I’ve been in here for a month and she still hasn’t come to see me. Don’t she miss me?” Collin asked his voice growing loud
“Of course she does, she said she misses you all the time.
“Oh yeah?”
“She said it’s too hard for her.”
“It’s too hard for her?!”
“Hey! Keep it down Hoskins!”
“How do you think I feel? I’m the one that’s locked up!” Collin asked in a loud whisper
“Yeah, over some dumb shit.”
“Oh really? So you been talkin’ to Val?”
“Collin, don’t go there!” You were hoping that this would be a good visit but as time went on you were getting increasingly irritated with your friend.
“How do you think I feel when my Mom won’t come to see me?”
“How do you think she feels? Who do you think called her when you got your ass arrested? Did you know she put a second mortgage on the house to try and bail you out? When I told her that you got arrested the first thing she asked me was did they shoot you? Collin every time I see her or call her on the phone, she cries, the entire time, for you. So, before you get mad think about why she may not want to see her son in handcuffs.”
“Alright, visiting time’s over.” Collin’s CO said and before you knew it they were escorting Collin away from you…again.
You were finishing up a wig for a client when your phone ringed and you saw a text message from Trevon,
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You went back to your wig when another text came through, this time from Janelle
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The sound of your door creaking open made you look up, you saw Collin slowly entering your room holding a plate of nachos. You tried hard not to smile, nachos were your favorite food to eat. You and Colin would eat them all the time when you were in high school. “Figured you were hungry,” Collin said sitting on the edge of your bed.
“I am, thanks.” You said grabbing the plate of nachos and placing them on your nightstand and joining Collin on your bed. As much as you wanted to discuss your argument from earlier there was an even bigger elephant in the room.
“We need to talk, Collin,” You started
“I’m sorry for not asking about Val, that shit’s foul and it’s your place—”
“I don’t wanna talk about that.” Collin frowned in confusion
“We got gotta talk about the other night, because you can’t be getting mad at me when I go out on a date but I have to ‘understand’ your booty calls with Val.”
“They not booty calls,”
“Oh so what are they?”
“I’m trying to work things out with Val trying to see if we have something,” you rolled your eyes and sighed heavily
“Why do you act like you owe her something?”
“Because I do!”
“Collin, when was the last time you heard from Val other than her wanting some dick?” Collin turned his face away
“Exactly!”
“What about you?”
“What about me?”
“You bringing all types of niggas in here!”
“First of all, no the fuck I don’t, two, it’s my house. If I wanna bring a nigga all up and through my house I can do that. Besides, it’s not niggas, I’m actually talking to someone and he’s been here once, try again.”
“I’m doing the same thing!”
“No, you’re not, you getting your dick wet just because some bitch says ‘jump’.”
“Don’t be like that Y/N, we didn’t really end things. I just want to see if there’s anything still there.”
“How many times, does Val have to tell you she don’t wanna be with you? Did she come visit you, put money on your books, did she even call your ass?”
“You don’t gotta give me a history lesson, I know all that shit,”
“Did you know she was gonna let your ass rot in that jail cell? She didn’t even want to attempt bail you out.”
“Y/N—”
“Collin, she’s not good for you. I just don’t want to see you hurt again.”
“What makes you think she not good for me?” You were done talking in circles with Collin, at this point, all you wanted to do was be alone.
“You know what Collin, Imma drop it because you gonna do whatever the fuck—-”
“Nah, air out, tell me why you think Val’s not good for me,”
“I’m not about to do this with you, Collin.”
“Y/N, as my friend, shit, one of my best friends, you gotta air out,”
“Janelle sent me a text—” Your phone ringing interrupted you, you almost ignored it but you saw that it was your Mom calling.
“We’re not done with this conversation,” You said before answering your phone.
“Hey, Mom—wait, wait, slow down. What’s going on?” Collin saw your face drop and instantly grew worried
“Okay, okay I’m on my way.” You ended the call, still trying to process the conversation you just had.
“What’s going on?”
“Um, I gotta get to the hospital, my dad just had a heart attack.”
You stared out the window while Collin drove the two of you to your parents house. By the time you got the hospital your mom told you that your dad was gone. Various memories of you and your Dad flashed through your mind. From learning how to ride a bike to when you graduated from cosmetology school and how your Dad treated it like it was a college graduation. That was your Dad though, he went above and beyond for every event for you and you brother no matter how small it was. Being the oldest, you were always a Daddy’s girl. Life without your Dad never really ran across your mind, of course you knew that he wouldn’t be here forever but you didn’t think that time would be now.
You laid on the twin size bed in your old teenage room, staring at the ceiling your eyes focused on the Nelly poster. If you looked at anything else in your room you would’ve broke. You’ve been doing a great job, so far, at managing your emotions, you didn’t have time to fall apart. You have to be there for your Mom, your brother, and your nephews. The bed sunk letting you know that Collin had got in the bed with you. You insisted that he sleep in your brother’s room. Even though it was still the same size bed in his room as well, you know that he would have more space rather than sharing with you. Collin could sense you were barely hanging on, he turned his body toward you, waiting for you to look at him.
“Y/N,” You ignored him, “Y/N, look at me.”
“Collin, I’m fine. We have to get some rest, we gotta get my brother and his kids from the airport early tomorrow.”
“Y/N, can you look at me? Please,”
“Collin, I’m fine. Goodnight.” You turned off the lamp and rolled to your side, hoping Collin would drop it.
The next day Collin, tried to get you to slow down but if you sensed he was trying to talk to you about your Dad you would change the subject or busy yourself with something else. Your mom made a Instagram post so you were getting calls and text messages all day, it was becoming over whelming. Luckily for you, Collin had to work that evening so you didn’t have to deal with him following your every move making sure you were okay. Your brother, Cameron, and you were now attempting to draft your Dad’s obituary.
“I don’t know why we can’t put that in there.” Cameron mumbled under his breath.
“Because, it’s not important! He only spent one semester there,”
“And? That’s where he met Mom!”
“Cam, we only have one page for this obituary, it’s not an autobiography. We can say when they met and got married, period!”
“So you just gonna cut out an important part of Dad’s life?”
“Cam, I’m not—you know what, I can’t do this. Ever since I picked you up from the airport, you’ve been fighting me with every decision. I’m going back to my place,” You huffed quickly getting your bags together.
“So you just gonna leave?”
“Yes, the hell I am.” You left your childhood home, slamming the door shut, once you were halfway down the block you realized that, you didn’t have your car. You let Collin drive it to work. The walk to your place wasn’t long but it was late, your pride hindered you from walking back to your Mom’s and facing your brother again,
“Damnit,” You pulled out your phone and called the first person you could think of. “Hey, can you give me a ride?”
“Thanks, Miles, for picking me up. I know you and Ash are busy with Shauna—”
“You fam, it’s no problem and I’m sorry about your Dad, he was like the only guy I looked up to.”
“Thanks, Miles. You remember that time he caught you skipping school?” Miles chuckled at the memory
“Yeah, I ain’t know he was following me and shit. He hopped out the car like he the muh fuckin police. Then he had my ass running back home while he drove behind me.” You laughed while Miles reminisced until he got a text from Ashely.
“Miles, go home before Ashley beats your ass.”
“Well, shit I’m waitin’ on your ass to get out my car.” You jokingly shoved your friend before getting out
“Bye, Miles!”
“Ay, when you gonna come braid my hair like Ash’s?”
“Bye, Miles!” You shook your head as Miles sped off. Once you got inside you realized that you hadn’t eaten all day. You honestly didn’t feel like cooking so decided to order something from UberEats. Nothing looked appetizing to you so you decided against it. Sitting on your sofa, glass of wine in hand, you finally had time to yourself, no one asking how you were feeling, no one calling to offer condolences, family members and friends you haven’t heard from in years were reaching out, it was too much. Finally having a moment to yourself, you felt the tears coming
“Y/N?” Collin called out, you quickly wiped your tears, not wanting him to see you cry.
“In the living room.” You called out, Collin walked with takeout boxes in hand.
“Figured you’d be hungry,” you gave him a small smile in return.
“Thanks, Collin, but I’m not hungry.”
“You need to eat something—“
“I told you I’m fine, I’ve been telling everyone I’m fine all day! Damn!” You snapped
“Aight, I was just checking on you!”
“I don’t neeed anyone to check on me, I only want one person to check on me and he’s not here!” For the first time today, you finally cried. Collin sat eside you and pulled you close to him
“No amount of food, texts, or phone calls can bring him back.” You cried into Collin’s chest as he held you. You pulled away and Collin cradled your face in his hands, you leaned into the embrace. He gently grabbed your chin and before you knew it, you were kissing Collin. You were the first to pull away and Collin frowned
“What about you and Val—”
“Fuck Val,” Collin said pulling you in for another kiss.
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blazinbeautywrites · 4 years ago
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Fighter
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Summary: Boxer Zabdiel cuz why the fuck not!
A/N: First of all I’m tagging @flamediel​ cuz this shit wasn’t on my radar until it was brought up. This YOUR fault lmfao. Definitely didn’t intend for it to be this long lmfao. Anyways my laptop was being a bitch so I couldn’t post this but it’s here now.
Length: 1,926 words
Genre: Angst/Smut/Fluff
April was scared. Here she was in the front row watching Zabdiel fight against a man who was at least 100 pounds heavier than him. She told him he was stupid for going up against this guy but he didn’t care. His fearlessness was one of the many things she loved most about him. They’d been best friends for years, though she’d always wanted more. She never pursued him for fear of rejection so she settled for a friendship. She felt someone sit down next to her and she turned to see RIchard snacking on nachos.
“How can you eat right now?” April asked.
“I’m starving! And this shit is entertaining, how can I not eat?” Richard responded.
“I feel like I’m gonna throw up. God I hope he doesn’t get too banged up.” April said. Richard notices that April is breathing heavy and realizes how worried she looks.
“Ay. Zabdiel is a lot tougher than you give him credit for. He’ll be okay. Plus he’s a fucking giant. If he lets this guy beat his ass, imma clown him for life.” Richard laughed. He nudged April’s shoulder, cheering her up a bit as they watched round after round of the fight. 
Zabdiel barely had a scratch and was very light on his feet. April took notice of how winded his opponent was when all of a sudden he lunged at Zabdiel, landing a hard blow to his rib cage. Zabdiel’s screams pierced through the tense air of the boxing venue. April, Richard, and Zabdiel’s trainer ran to his side. He was rolling around on the floor clutching his side but then out of nowhere he got up on his feet, walked up to his opponent and punched him dead in the face. He fell to the floor holding his nose and fainted at the sight of his own blood. Zabdiel was quickly declared the winner as his opponent was out cold on the floor. Both April and Richard looked on in bewilderment at what just happened. Zabdiel quickly left the ring and made his way back to the locker rooms.
“Zab? Zab? ZABDIEL! April called after him. She caught up to him as he started to examine his body. He took note of the giant bruise that was forming on his side.
“FUCK! What asshole takes a cheap ass shot like that?” He yelled.
“Zab calm down, it’s over. You won.” April attempted to reassure him.
“I didn’t win shit. I took a cheap shot just like he did. Had his dumb ass not been fucking squeamish, he wouldn’t have passed out. I won on a damn technicality.” Zabdiel spoke.
“Who the fuck cares? A win is a damn win.” April said. She took one of the many portable ice packs that the gym had and put it up against his rib cage. Zabdiel hissed in pain and yanked her hand away from him.
“What’s the matter with you? I’m just trying to help you. Your being a fucking asshole.” April yelled. Hearing the yelling, Richard ran in and saw them facing off.
“Yo what’s goi-” he was cut off by Zabdiel’s chuckling.
“Are you fucking kidding me? I basically got my ass beat out there and you’re yelling at me? I know you’re like, in love with me or some shit, but this is just pathetic. So thanks, but no thanks. I don’t want, nor do I need your help.” He said. April was completely caught off guard by that. In love? How the hell did he know she had feelings for him and WHY did he throw it in her face like that? Grabbing her purse she threw the ice pack at him then made her way towards the door.
“Fuck you Zabdiel!” April spewed.
“You fucking wish.” He replied. Yep that stung. April’s tears came flooding out and she ran out the door.
“Bruh that was so fucked up and you know it. That girl is one of the few ppl who loves and cares for you and THAT’S how you treat her?” Richard scolded.
“She’ll get over it. She always does.” Zabdiel said.
“You just shit on her bro. I doubt she’ll want anything to do with you now.” Richard said. Zabdiel looked at his friend and went to pick up th ice pack to place on his bruise.
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It’d been 2 weeks since April has spoken to or even seen Zabdiel. She ignored all his calls, texts, and facetime requests. Though she missed him, he hurt her and she didn’t know if she really wanted to forgive him. She invited her best friend, Remi over for a girls night but she had to work. So here she was on a Saturday night watching low budget horror movies and eating takeout. A few minutes into the dumbest movie she’d ever seen, she hears her doorbell ring. She got up to open the door and immediately wanted to slam it when she saw who was on the other side.
“TWO FUCKING WEEKS APRIL?! Two weeks I’ve been trying to contact you and you just pretended I didn’t exist!” Zabdiel yelled.
“Ugh I thought you were someone else.” April said as she walked away, leaving room for him to enter her house.
“Someone else? What, a guy?” Zabdiel inquired.
“Maybe. Either way it’s really none of your business Zabdiel.” April was loving this.
“I mean if someone is trying to get with my girl-”he stops as he hears her cracking up.
“Your girl? Are you fucking serious right now? Yeah ummm please get the fuck out.” She said. She took him by his arm and tried to force him out of her door but he was way stronger than her.
“Look I love you. I mean I’m not in love with you but I do love you. I’ve always had feelings for you but I never wanted to acknowledge them. I mean you know I’m a player and I never want to hurt you or let you down in any way. Fuck I feel like this is all coming out so wrong right now.” Zabdiel said as he gauged her react. He sat on her sofa and rested his head in his hands.
“You hurt me. You weaponized my love for you and threw it in my face. Who does that Zab?” April asked. She took a seat next to him. He had no answer to give her. All he knew was what he felt in his heart. So he kissed her. She hesitated at first but quickly responded. She kissed him with so much passion it caught him off guard. Zabdiel tugged on her shirt and she moved to straddle him. She immediately felt his hardness and grinded down on him. She elicited a deep, needy moan from him. He gripped her ass and moved her against himself as they made out. He slipped his hand inside of her underwear and felt how wet she was.
“You’re wet already. I’m going to have so much fun wrecking you.” Zabdiel said.  April moaned and began stripping off her shorts. When she went to take off her shirt, Zabdiel stopped her and bit his lip.
“What? Is something wrong?” April asked.
“Nah. I want you to keep it on.” He spoke. He pulled down his basketball shorts enough for his dick to spring free. April stared at him, mesmerized by him. She kneeled down in front of him. And gentle took his tip into her mouth. She teased him with kitten licks as she looked into his eyes, Zabdiel was taken aback as he never expected this from her. He watched in awe as she took all of him down her throat. As good as it felt and as good as she looked blowing him, Zabdiel wanted to be inside her when he came. He helped her position herself above his hardened length and when she finally sank down on him they both let out sighs of relief.
“Jesus fucking christ.” April moaned. She kept her movements slow at first until Zabdiel smacked her ass, signaling for her to move faster. She started riding harder and harder, bringing pleasure to them both. Zabdiel pulled her in for another kiss, meeting her tongue as they made out. He started thrusting into her as he held her in place. April met his thrusts as they fucked each other. She pulled away from his lips and nestled her head in the crook of his neck. She trails kisses and multiple bites up the side of his neck, making him fusk her even harder. He lifted her shirt and began sucking her right nipple then gave the left the same treatment. Then to her surprise Zabdiel stood up, still inside her, and pressed her up against the wall. The new position and the coolness of the wall sent shivers down April’s back. She was in heaven and had no intentions of coming back to earth anytime soon.
“I wanna try something. Do you trust me?” He asked. April nodded and soon she felt Zabdiel’s hand wrapped around her throat. He squeezed a bit and it made her eyes roll back. The way he was fucking her and choking her was sending her to a whole other dimension.
“Yeah, mmmm just like that. Fuck right there right there!” She moaned as he continued to fuck her against the wall. He hit her g spot so effortlessly that she almost passed out as she came. Her orgasm had her spasming in his arms. Zabdiel kept fucking her as he chased his own climax. When he finally came he shot his load deep inside of her, their juices mixing together. He let go of her and April slid down to the floor. She felt their cum dripping down her leg as she tried to steady herself. Zabdiel ran to her bathroom and got a towel to clean her up.
“That was……..something.” He spoke, unsure how to fill the awkward silence.
“Yeah. We should probably uhhhh, shower or something. I mean I’m filled with cum.” She replied. They both laughed, breaking the tension and she led him to her bathroom where they showered, and then got ready for bed.
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The next morning April awoke to Zabdiel’s arms wrapped tight around her. She tried to move but he tightened them and she heard him mumbling in his sleep.
“Zab I have to pee.” She chuckled. He loosened his grip and let her climb out of bed. Once she’d done her business she came back to bed to see him on his phone.
“It’s Richard. Wanted to know where I’d disappeared to last night. Told him I was with you.” Zabdiel said.
“Speaking of last night, we sho-”
“I’m sorry.” Zabdiel cut her off.
“Zab, you don’t have to apologize.” April said, taking a seat next to him.
“Yes I do. I’m an asshole and treated you, my best friend, like shit. You didn’t deserve that. Can we start over?” He asked.
“I don’t know about starting over but, if you want to explore this new side of our relationship then we can.” She said.
“Okay I down.” Zabdiel said as he smiled. He leaned over and gave her a soft kiss. She pulled away and gave him a genuine smile.
“Now get dressed. You’re taking me out for breakfast. I’m starving.” He chuckled as they both got ready to go out. Zabdiel had no idea what this meant for them but he was definitely excited to explore this new side of their relationship.
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voidsentprinces · 5 years ago
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My brain on Post-HW
Talk to Determined Son. Go see your Husband-in-Uniform. Talk to KNIGHT WIFE! Killing things! Killing Things KILLING THINGS IN KNIGHT! KNIGHT WIFE! Talk to Tataru now go back and talk to KNIGHT WIFE!  Talk to Knight Wife again. Teleport to Anyx Trine. Talk to Knight Wife. FLY THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CEILING! Talk to Dragon. Talk to Knight Wife. Teleport to Ishgard. Talk to Determined Son. Teleport to Goblinshire. Talk to Goth Wife. Krile appears. SPILL THE TEA! TELL US ABOUT THE TIME ALPHINAUD GOT FUCKING WASTED! Talk to Krile. She whispers about the time Alphinaud once got deep in with the Tanuki Mafia. Fly across the world. Hit up Maggie Smith in her cave. Well, time to ask some people things. Teleport to Tailfeather. Show them a picture of Alphinaud’s art. Talk to Determined Son, Talk to Krile. She lets you knwo about the time Alphinaud posed as her for a week while she was out on a bender. She still has blackmai--photos.
Fly to Bugs. Talk to Bugs. Fly to Bug Hive. PUNCH BUGS! Meet Ardbert. Stare deep into those baby blues as he and the N*Sync try to murder you. THANCRED APPEARS! The boys are fighting over your hand in marriage. But you can already tell Ardbert is GONNA BE BAE! Ardbert pieces out, he needs to go win 9 out of 8 Kanto Badges like a boss. Talk to Thancred. CRAAAWWWWLLLLIIIINNNG IIIIINNN MYYYYY SKKKIIIIIINNNN! Teleport to Ishgard. Talk to Edgecred. Talk to Goth Wife. Talk to Embarassed Son. Ishgard was attack. Heck! Aymeric was stabbed FUCK! Visit your Knight Wife! Ask questions around. Talk to some Priests. NOW PRISONER 34601! YOUR TIMES IS UP AND YOUR PAROLE HAS BEGUN! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Ask around some more. Priests have taken a hostage. BREAK DOWN THE MEGACHURCH DOOR! Punch Priests, Punch Monks, Punch More Priests, Punch Knights, RUN UP SOME STAIRS! Your Husband will fight for your honor. You’ve only known Aymeric for 1 2/3 expansions, but if anything else happens to him you’ll kill everyone in Ishgard and then yourself. PUNCH SOME KNIGHTS! Free some people. PUNCH SOME MORE PRIESTS! Run to your Husband-in-Uniform’s Side. PUNCH SOME KNIGHTS! Free a person. Priest YEETS hostage. But a dragon got him. Everythings okay now. You’re getting married to Aymeric in June.
Alright so you found Edgecred and Goth Wife. Go bug Maggie Smith about Minfilia. Unlock Anti-Tower. PUNCH A FROG! PUNCH DAVID BOWIE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE DOLLS! PUNCHED THEM! OH NO THEY TURNED INTO ONE NAKED DOLL! ALPHINAUD SHIELD YOUR EYES! PUNCH THE DOLL! GET THE FUUUUUUUUUCK OUTTA THERE! Oh hey Minfilia. SHE IS THE VOICE OF GOD NOW! Thancreds here. Thancred left. Alphinaud’s depressed. Talk to Depressed Son. Teleport to Ishgard. Talk to Husband-in-Uniform. Talk to Knight Wife. Teleport to Falcon’s Nest. Talk to Knight Wife. Talk to Shild-in-Law. Fly out and kill some wolves. Fly out and kill some more wolves. Report to Shild-in-Law. Enter eating hall. Drink some ale. Last time you had something to drink was at the Banquet. Good---FUCK THIS DRINK IS POISONED! SHIT GOES DOWN! WHO LET THE SHILD HAVE BOW!?! A woman is shot. She dead...but not really. Talk to people. Talk to more people. Hunt down Shild-in-Law. He punched his Ward! IMMA KILL EM! Thancred punched him for you! Take off that stupid bandana Thancred. Teleport to Ishgard.
Go visit your Husband-in-Uniform with Puncred. Talk to Puncred. Husband-in-Uniform has seduced Puncred. Go to Markets. Talk to Shild. Nearly throw hands with a 16-year old. Teleport outside of the Gates of Judgement. Talk to Knight Wife. Talk to Shild. Wear your dead Fiance’s armor. PUNCH SERPENTS! PUNCH MAELSTROM! PUNCH IMMORTAL FLAMES! PUNCH PIPIN SAVE KNIGHT WIFE! PUNCH RAUBAHN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Alright battles over. Remove Fiance’s Armor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Talk to Puncred.
Talk to Embarrassed Son. Teleport to Falcon’s Nest. Talk to Embarassed Son. Talk to Responsibility-in-Law. Chill out with Determined Son. Dragon Appears. So done Literal Child. LITERAL CHILD STABBED THE DRAGON! He’s possessed by Nidhogg! AYMERIC SHOTS AT LITERAL CHILD! They will fight shirtless in two days to win your hand in marriage. Talk to Determined Son. Teleport to Camp Dragonshead. Talk to Guard. Talk to Son. Teleport to Ishgard. Go to Last Vigil. Talk to Guard. Talk to Dad Fortempts. Leave. Talk to Guard. Go in Mansion.  Leave. Go to the Forgotten Knight. Talk to Krile. Slide her a fifty for pictures of Alphinaud’s Frog Phase. Talk to Frog Son. Talk to Husband-in-Uniform. Teleport to Anyx Trine. Talk to Dragon with Husband-in-Uniform. Teleport to Moghome. Talk to Husband-in-Uniform. Teleport to Zenith. Fly up tower. Blow horn. HECKIN GOOD BOY APPEARS! He challenges you to a dance off. Fly down and talk to the wyvern. Unlock Sohr Khai! Run Sohr Khai! FUCK THAT PEGASUS! Leave Sohr Khai. Talk to Husband-in-Uniform. RIDE FORTH TO ISHGARD! HECKIN GOOD BOY FIGHTS AYMERIC THERES A FUCKING WEIRD LOOKING CAT OUT HERE! OH NO! THE CAT RIPPED OFF GOODEST BOYS WIN! Unlock Final Steps of Faith. PUNCH THE CAT! PLAYSTATION2STARTUPNOISE! PUNCH LITERAL CHILD! PUNCH NACHO CHEESE FLAVORED CAT! Oh shit remove eyes from Literal Child’s Armor. THE GHOST OF ICE WIFE AND FIANCE APPEARS! You make a pot together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Throw the eyes into the abyss. They gone now. Literal Child is taken to the hospital. For the future sick burns you’re going lay on him for the amount of fucks he upped.
Alright go talk to Dad Fortempts. Alright now go talk to a manservant. Go on a date with Husband-in-Uniform. Get cockblocked by Alphinaud. He’s saying something about his sister. Go visit the sister instead of getting to pegg the Knight Commander. Find out Sister is actually angry lass. She is now Sword Daughter! Talked to Determined Son! Teleport to Camp Dragonshead. Ride through the snow. Talk to Determined Son. Talk to Guard. Unlock Xelphatol. PUNCH BIRDS! Leave Xelphatol. Ardbert and the Backstreet Boys appear. So does a mysterious sexy elf who hides his face. Goddamn tease. Talk to Book Son. Teleport to Ishgard. Talk to Husband-in-Uniform. Talk to Book Son. Pray thee return to the Waking Sands. Walk with Sword Daughter. She tries to fight Strip Tease.
Teleport to Camp Overlook. Talk to Roe. Ride out find Kobold. Find Kobold. Find Kobold. Kobold is now friends with Sword Daughter. Ride through sulfur lake steal crystals. Talk to Roe. Talk to Book Son. Ride through the Mine of Moira. Talk to Book Son. Run Titan (Hard). WAAAAAKKKEEE UPPPPP!!!!! Leave Titan (Hard) traumatized. Talk to Kobold. Silent. Teleport to Camp Overlook. Talk to Book Son. Talk to Roe. Talk to Book Son. Talk to Sword Daughter. Teleport to Lil Ala Mhigo. Talk to Bear Daddy. Talk to Book Son. Ride out into the desert. Look upon a protest. Meet up with Papalymo and Exiled Monk. Talk to Papalymo. Teleport to Little Ala Mhigo. Talk to Book Son. Talk to dude. Dress as a hobo. Stand by a tree. Meet with a Griffon. He knows you. Time to delete your profile off Dating Apps. Talk to Book Son. Remove Cloths ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Talk to Papalymo. Run down a hill. Stand in a spot. Ardbert is here. PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! PUNCH HIM THE FACE! WHOA SHIT HES INTO KINKY SHIT! The safe word is: Pray thee return to the Waking Sands. The sexy elf from before appears. Its Urianger! ...You will bed him. PUNCH ARDBERT! PUNCH THE ROE! PUNCH THE MAGE! Give Sword Daughter your energy! PUNCH THE ROE! PUNCH THE MAGE! PUNCH ARDBERT! PUNCH ARDBERT! Give Sword Daughter Your Energy. FUCK OFF ARDBERT! Punch Roe, Punch Ranger, Punch Priest, Punch Mage, Punch Ardbert. Give Sword Daughter Your Energy. THERE ARE NO WEAK SPELLS IN MY GRANDFATHER’S DECK ARDBERT ONLY THE UNSTOPPABLE EXXXXXOOODDDIIIIAAA! Well Ardbert’s gone. Teleport to Limsa. Talk to Catte. Teleport to Mor Dhona. Break down door. The Crystal Braves reunited at last. Alphinaud said we’re breaking up. Oh well...time to make Brave World Tour! You’re Sporty Brave. Talk to Roe. Talk to People. Talk to Book Son.
Tataru wants to speak to you privately Go Diamond Forge. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) She now has your measurements. Pray thee return to the Rising Stones. Teleport to Ishgard. Talk to Knight Wife. Go to Gates of Judgment. Talk to Knight Wife and Husband-in-Uniform. Teleport to Gridania. Bug Seedseer. Talk to Book Son. Pray thee return to Rising Stones. Talk to Book Son. Talk to Book Son. Teleport to Hawthorne Hut. Talk to Serpent at bottom of the tower. Ride down a hill talk to serpent. Talk to Book Son. Talk to Serpent. Unlock Baelsar’s Wall. FUCK THAT MACHINE! FUCK THAT MACHINE! SLOPPPEEHOWDOLOKDISSLOPPEEESLOPEEEFERALAMHIGO! FUCK ILBERD! OH NO ILBERD FUCKS BACK! THERES A DRAGON! PAPALYMO NOOOO! We’re back outside. Monk sits on a Throne of Lyse. Pray thee Return to the Rising Stones. Talk to Book Son.
Talk to Book Son. Teleport to Gridania. Bug the Seedseer. Meeting interrupted by Emperor Nero. He’s wearing your hobo clothes. Teleport to Airship Landing. Ride with Cid to Mor Dhona. Talk to Cid. Pray thee return to Risings Stones. Talk to Book Son. Talk to Nero. He shit talked your home. PUNCH HIM! Leave. Talk to Cid. Talk to Lizard Wife. Fly to a place. PUNCH GARLEANS! PUNCH ROELEAN! GET A METAL DOG! BLOW SHIT UP! BLOW SHIT UP! BLOW SHIT UP! Roelean is abandoned by his men...PUNCH HIM WHILE HE’S DOWN! Alright now enter lair. Activate Omega. Shit blows up. Leave Omega. Fly back to Gridania. Bug Seedseer. Teleport to Hut. Ride out to the forest. Talk to Throne of Lyse.  Talk to Goth Wife. Talk to Sword Daughter.
ZENOS INTENSIFIES! PRAY THEE RETURN TO THE RISING STONES! TALK TO BOOK SON! TELEPORT TO HUT! RIDE OUT! Talk to Throne of Lyse. Climb to the Top. Talk to Serpent. WE CANT STOP HERE THIS IS ALA MHIGO COUNTRY!
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Poly Wanna? Ch. 4
My masterpost is coming soon, my loves. I have to work an additional day this week, so I don’t know how tired I’ll be, but we currently have a teenager on suicide/self harm watch, so I most definitely will not likely be working on any type of updates during my work hours. In the meantime, I decided to try to finish this chapter up, and hopefully we’re all still having a good time. Should be able to get more into all 3 in the same room again within the next couple of chapters.
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Jasper, Interrupted
Jasper didn’t know if he wanted to do the interview for the show at Henry’s place, as Henry invited everyone to do. Instead, he told them to just video call him and they could record that. He liked to be within his own element and he had made his home a safe space for him emotionally and mentally. He sort of had to, after his time spent with Henry. To say that Henry did this to him, was unfair and exaggerated. Sometimes, it had felt like that, but Jasper was now of the mindset that whatever things he accepted from others was what he should expect from others. Therefore, what he expected from others became all that he would accept from others. The call came through his computer and he answered it, smiling, “Hello! Hi. I’m Jasper,” he said.
“Hi, Jasper!” A team of three - two guys and a woman said in unison.
One of the guys said, “Basically, we just ask you a few questions, you can say as much or as little as you wish to at this point. Keep in mind that your answers will help us to decide what degree of exposure that we want to give you on the show, and also that anything said here may possibly be brought into the show, as per the contract that we emailed you.”
“Got it,” he said and absentmindedly pressed his hand against a pinscreen that he had nearby, playing the pins to one side, then the other.
“Okay,” the woman said, glancing at the pinscreen he was using briefly, “Tell us about Jasper Dunlop.”
He paused his hand and furrowed his eyebrows, “Like… My life story, or like a resume?”
“It’s up to you!” She cheered. 
He hadn’t even thought about what he would say. He thought interview and that they would ask questions and he would answer… Which, ge supposed that this was a form of questioning, but dang it, it was so vague. When he was younger, he used to spout out what he considered interesting facts about himself - his weird big toe, his eleventh toe, his affinity for buckets, his sweat gland condition… But, as he got older and more aware of himself, none of those things were necessarily interesting. They just were. Though… they hadn’t told him to tell them something interesting about Jasper, just “tell us about Jasper.” They were staring as he processed all of this. 
‘If I were being impulsive, like I usually am, I’d have said that I have attachment issues and abandonment issues. I date women that remind me of my mother and men that remind me of my father, and yet I can’t stand to be in the room with either of them and whenever I am, both of them remind me of the various ways that I am a disappointment to them. I should tell them to shove it. But, I also have approval issues.’
“I’m not gifted at thinking on the spot. I’ve been known to say some pretty hilariously stupid things for having the bad habit of speaking before thinking…” Instead of saying it apologetically, he went ahead and just stated it like things that he was listing off “about Jasper, and that helped him to have a better flow with his little facts. “My go to karaoke song is 5 Fingaz to the Face by Dr. Rhapsody, I know the word “bucket” in 46 different languages. I eat fries. I have no idea what you want from this vague question. Also nachos. I eat those, too.” 
The woman smiled at him, one of the guys chuckled. The third went on to ask, “How would you describe your connection to Henry Hart?”
Jasper blinked his eyes and shook his head, “I don’t think I would describe our existence on this plane as a connection, these days. We were once best friends. We aren’t now. We’re not enemies, and there’s no bad blood, but there was enough deconstruction of the friendship parameters that our status has been altered.”
“But, you’re his ex right? One of his exes?” The man wondered.
“That is one small fragment of the long past that we’ve built and torn down,” Jasper said, with a slight smile. ‘Henry’s hit that,’ he thought to himself. ‘There’s always a possibility when you meet someone through Henry that if Henry hasn’t hit it, he’s either dated, dabbled, or dallied with them. This dude just screams butthurt fuckbuddy.’ “I’m sure that I don’t have to tell you that Henry gets around.” The embarrassment on the man’s face confirmed Jasper’s suspicions. He went on, “One ex to Henry from years ago is like someone that a normal person might have run into at a party one night. Fleeting and inconsequential.” Jasper smiled wider at the guy. Maybe downplaying that relationship would make the dude feel better about whatever torch he was carrying for him.
The woman said, “Well, Henry had a much different POV of your relationship.”
“That makes sense. He’s a much different person than me. It’d be ridiculous for him to have the same POV.”
“He said that the two of you were best friends who fell deeply in love and that he hurt you and pushed you away,” she reported, looking at her notes. They were trying to gauge Jasper’s reaction to that. ‘That was one way of putting it. Another way of putting it was that Jasper was in love with him for years and presumed it would never happen, then it did and he thought it would last forever, because he’d wanted it so badly and because he’d done everything that he possibly could have to make Henry happy. Nothing makes Henry happy. Nobody. And when it ended, there were at least a few accounts that would tell you that Jasper “tried to kill himself.” That wasn’t actually true. Jasper tried to silence his thoughts. He tried to numb his pain. He didn’t care if he died, but he wasn’t trying to do it, no… Tell that to his mother. She was the one who found him. “Just some liquor and pills. That shouldn’t have been so toxic! I once got bit by a death snake!” he’d told her. Then, she thought that he was losing his mind and needed to be committed. Fortunately, after 72 hours, they decided that he really didn’t need to be.
“Does that sound right?” The woman asked.
“That sounds like his POV,” Jasper answered, hoping that what he was just thinking about wasn’t covered in Henry’s testimonial. “But, it’s honestly behind the both of us now. I’m with someone. He’s living his life. I don’t want him. He doesn’t want me.” The scorned one scoffed a little and the woman made a face like she knew a secret, but was happy to keep it, so long as you knew she had it. “So, I know that grumpy cat here must’ve had his moment with Henry, what about you two?”
“We’re not being interviewed,” The woman said, meaning she did. The other guy made a face to indicate that he clearly hadn’t and the idea was ridiculous to him. 
Jasper nodded, “You’re right. It’s me. Got more questions for me?”
“What is your current relationship like?” Once again, he had to lose himself in his thoughts, so that he didn’t admit that it was absolutely terrifying. That he and Charlotte had never been so close before and now that they were, he was afraid to ever lose her, or to find out that she wasn’t as in love as he was. That had happened to him before. It was humiliating and shocking to his system.
Jasper was in love with Henry. He wasn’t sure when he realized it. He didn’t know if he had known for a while and avoided it, or if he had accepted it and was fine with it not going anywhere, because it was Henry and Henry just wasn’t a relationship sort of person. Sophomore year of high school, Charlotte had read a study about sex in college, and she became stressed out about the risks. “Are you two having sex?” She asked, flat out.
Jasper blushed and looked at Henry. They had kissed before, experimentally. They had even spoken about how they’d date each other, several times, and they had made out a few times during sleepovers. Henry didn’t even bat an eye at the question. He chuckled and asked, “What, with each other? No.”
She scrunched her face up in confusion and shook her head, because why would she be asking if they were having sex with each other? “But, are the three of us still virgins, or not?” She rephrased her concerns.
“I am,” Jasper said.
Henry clasped his hands together and asked, “Are you asking specifically about penetration?”
She placed her hands on his cheeks and got him to look at her, “Henry. Have you had sex?”
“Not sexual intercourse,” he said through puckered lips, pressed out by her hard cheek squeezing.
“Okay! So, we are all virgins. Here is what I propose. If by some chance we still are by the time we graduate, our first times should be in this circle.”
“This is a triangle,” Henry joked, red in the face just thinking about that, with either of them…
“You’ve both got two years to get it done or be mentally prepared to possibly be the person who has to take one for the team and tap this.”
“Take one for the team?” Jasper repeated. At the same time, Henry said, “That sounds like a reward.”
She didn’t reply to either of their comments, but added on to what she was saying, “And if either of you already have a girlfriend or something at that time, then by default, it’s gotta be the other one. I loathe cheating.”
“What if one of us has a boyfriend?” Jasper wondered.
“You tryin’ to tell us something, Bro?” Henry asked and tilted his head, curiously. Jasper furrowed his eyebrows and just stared at him. Why was he acting brand new? He knew that Jasper was into boys. He had been one of the boys that he’d shown interest in. 
But, Char simply said, “That would be cheating, wouldn’t it?” She rolled her eyes shook her head and walked away saying, “It’s probably gonna be him. Dear God, let me be mentally prepared for that…”
Jasper yelled, “I can hear you lamenting over having sex with me!” She looked at him, shocked as others in the hallway turned and gasped. Jasper hid his face in his locker. Henry laughed and caught up with Charlotte. Jasper sighed. It was probably gonna be Henry. Charlotte didn’t even like Jasper like that, not that he thought at the time that she liked Henry, but he could tell that she simply wasn’t remotely interested in him, at least. It was a shame, because Jasper always thought that Charlotte was super pretty and while her rough demeanor and snappy attitude should have probably turned him off of her, he liked her a little bit more for it. She reminded him of his mom. But! Then, he thought about how messed up that was and well… Wait. Then, he thought about how messed up it was that Henry just acted like he didn’t know that he liked boys, and well… Was he doing that to save face in front of Charlotte, or to force Jasper out of the closet? Why would he want to do either of those things? If Jasper sat there thinking all day, he wouldn’t get anything done. It was better for him to just leave his locker and head to class.
By the end of senior year, there were a few changes. He and Henry had become the closest of friends, with Charlotte and Henry’s friendship being less engaging than before, but Henry was frequently all up in Charlotte’s space, meanwhile, Jasper had a crush on him. Jasper wasn’t a fool. He knew that Henry didn’t like him like that, even though he sometimes showed him affection, Henry was just really bad at being a boyfriend and never seemed to want to be involved with anybody after a few days of passion and excitement. That was simply the nature of the beast and despite that, Jasper had feelings growing.
So, whenever Schwoz kept asking Henry and Charlotte about whether or not they were dating, when the guys laughed about Char’s weird behavior whenever Henry was “asking her to marry him,” and just the general weirdness of that time when it seemed like his two best friends were getting to a level that he could not ascend with them to, he just held his peace and watched, pretending that he was imagining it. 
They were going to move into an apartment after graduation. None of them had friends, significant others, or plans to go too far from Swellview, so they did the thing that friends do. They started looking for an apartment whenever they started looking for prom and graduation stuff. Charlotte was busy with college prep. Henry was busy with Kid Danger. So, Jasper wound up being the one to look into stuff for them. It was difficult. 
Swellview had a pretty good economy, because people who probably shouldn’t have been able to afford their homes based upon the work that they went into or the amount of time that they worked… with their budget, Jasper wasn’t sure how they were supposed to make this work. So, he went to Charlotte to show her his findings and ask her what she thought. She looked things over and said, “We could probably find a house for cheaper than this, Jasper,” and shook her head, “I’ll find an apartment. Don’t worry about it.” He felt stupid, like he sometimes did whenever she treated him like he messed something up that she had to fix. He wasn’t asking her to fix it. He was telling her that this was the best that was out there.
“I worked really hard to find that. I don’t think that there’s anything else that you might find other than…” and she pointed to her computer screen.
Charlotte got up off the seat and walked off, and barked, “Call them.” 
Jasper looked at the screen and looked at his list. This wasn’t on his list, so maybe he missed it. He went back through where he was searching, and sure enough, this listing had been on his list and he’d just missed it. That was his mistake. He had problems focusing sometimes and missed out on information, but jeesh… Charlotte could be nicer about it. It had only taken her a few moments to find it. Why had she given the assignment to him, anyway? He fumed and dialed the number to the apartment listing. He heard Henry’s voice, so his natural response was to look for him and to say hi. He was on the phone with the apartment people when he di find Henry and Charlotte huddled up and she was saying, “I just can’t see how it’s still a good idea at this point. He doesn’t listen well. He doesn’t pay attention. He doesn’t think things through. He is an adult now, Henry. You won’t be home most of the time, which means, I’ll have to pick up his slack. If you want to live with him so bad, you two can get a place and I’ll get my own.”
“It’s supposed to be the big 3,” Henry said.
“Well, I’m not his mother, Dude. I’m already on board for a double degree program. I can’t come home to remind Jasper that he needs to put on his big boy undies everyday.” She walked off and Henry called out to her, but she kept going.
Jasper hung up his phone, took a sad swallow and put on his cheerful voice, “Hey, Henry!” He said.
Henry was startled, but turned to face him with a smile and said, “Heyyy, Jasp! What’s up? Char told me that you two found a promising location. Did you get the chance to call them?” Jasper stared at him. Was he really not going to tell him all of the stuff that Charlotte had just said about him? And with a straight face, no less? There was no sign whatsoever from Henry that Charlotte had just been complaining about living with Jasper and basically saying that she didn’t want to.
Jasper wondered, “We are all three still doing it, aren’t we?”
Henry faltered for a moment, “What? Yeah, Bud! Of course we are. Char’s in a bad mood though, so don’t ask her about it right now. I’ll talk to her later, but we’re definitely doing the 3 of us in an apartment thing.” Henry patted him on the shoulder, smiled and headed into the Man Cave. Henry smiled to his face, looked him in the eye and lied to him without so much as a blink. If he had thought better about things, like Charlotte was complaining about, he would have known that Henry was lying. If he would have been paying attention, like Charlotte was complaining about, there would have been no other explanation for what he overheard and what Henry said to him right after. He would have known that the three of them weren’t going to make it in an apartment together. But, he cheered, “Okay, good!” Because, he wanted to believe that his best friend had this handled and even though his other best friend seemed annoyed by him, that she was just in a bad mood and didn’t mean anything by it.
The only available spot for what they would be able to afford was a 2 bedroom place, 2 bathroom space. Charlotte said, “Oh, boo! Looks like I won’t be able to room up with you two.” She said it in an exaggerated sadness, so that they both knew that she wasn’t actually upset about that, at all. 
Henry shook his head and said, “Nonsense. They always have a living room in those places. One of us can just take the living room. I’m fine with that. I’ll probably be working as Kid Danger a lot of the time, anyway.”
“Working as Kid Danger, then coming in bone tired and nasty and musty and crashing in the living room - pur shared community space?”
“Even if I had a bedroom, I’d crash in the living room, because that’s where the TV will be.”
“And whenever somebody wants to watch TV, we’ll what, just turn it down low, because you’ll be sleeping off getting your butt beat on the couch that everyone is supposed to share?”
“He could crash in my room!” Jasper offered. Henry and Charlotte both looked at him and he felt like it must’ve been a weird suggestion… but it couldn’t have been more weird than Kid Danger crashing on the couch because he didn’t have a room of his own where he paid rent!
“We’ll keep looking,” Henry said. Charlotte shook her head and folded her arms, muttering something like That means I’LL have to look, like I don’t have better things to do… “I’LL keep looking!” Henry said and rubbed her thigh. She fought a smile and pulled her leg away from him. Jasper noticed that, but it didn’t really occur to him that was an intimate gesture. They were in each other’s space a lot. Henry was a touchy feely person. Charlotte’s little smirk was off, but maybe she was just relieved that Henry was going to do the work and search…
So, they got to the end of the year. They went to a graduation party that was crashed by a villain and Captain Man and Kid Danger were called in to clear things up. Charlotte and Jasper served as the backup and whenever the coast was clear, the three met back up and headed towards their hotel room. They had plans and Charlotte decided that they should just spend the weekend somewhere besides home, since they hadn’t made a final decision on their apartment status yet. The hotel room was nice, fancy, and clean. Basically the only type of hotel that they would expect Charlotte to sleep in. 
She went to wash up in her suite, and told them to go wash up in theirs, then come over. She said it, like she was talking to Jasper, but he didn’t notice that it was aimed at him. Henry raised his eyebrows, smiled and asked Jasper, “You know what she’s doing right?”
“Washing up for the night?”
“Yeah, but… remember your virginity pact?” Jasper took a step back. He had NOT remembered it. Henry smiled, “Why do you look so bothered? You’re gonna have your first time with CHARLOTTE! That’s awesome.”
“I wasn’t prepared for that!” Jasper said. “I can’t!” 
“Of course you can. I can give you pointers...”
Charlotte got the room ready, washed up, got herself ready, made sure that she had the necessary supplies, and dressed up in a nice little chemise, with her hair up. She would be able to say that her first time was with one of her best friends. That she loved him. That she was responsible. Everything was beautiful. She sighed and began to nervously bounce around. He was taking too long. What were they even doing over there? She grabbed the night robe and threw it on, slid into her slippers and went to their suite to knock. She planned on doing it more gently, but wound up knocking hard.
Henry opened the door, glistening from the shower, with a smile. “Hey,” he said.
“Hey… Is Jasper gonna come over, or… did you have some other plans… together?” She asked, peeking in to see Jasper sprawled out on the bed, laying on his back, with nothing but a towel covering him. Had they showered together? She knew that there was something going on there, but hell… was she the only virgin left in this trio tonight?
Henry stepped out into the hallway and smiled softly, “He’s scared.”
“Of what?”
“Failing. You know how you can be when he doesn’t do something right. He doesn’t want his first time to get him fussed at and give him a complex.”
“I fuss at him a lot less than he deserves!” She snapped, loudly. Henry shushed her. “Don’t you SHHHHHH me!” She said and took a swing at him. He caught her little fist, laughed and pulled her to him. Then, he kissed her on the lips. It caught her off guard. They had been doing a dance for a while, but Henry was no virgin and that wasn’t part of the pact. Then again, Jasper had never agreed to the pact, so… she kissed Henry back and he gently hoisted her up and carried her back to her suite. 
Henry sat her on the bed and said, “I can go get Jasper, and I can help him out, if that’s what you want?”
“That sounds awkward,” She said, thinking about her mother telling her about choosing one. Anything else was cheating, or that the very least unwise and a little dirty. She didn’t want those associations with her first time, and Jasper had already rejected her. She couldn’t blame him. She was a little short with him at times, but she figured that he was used to her being hard, by now. She certainly didn’t think it would make him turn her down for something so important that she thought they were going to be able to do together, as friends, and to be honest, she was kind of hurt that he thought she might fuss at him when SHE didn’t know what she was doing either! “I just can’t believe that Jasper turned me down,” she sniffled.
“He didn’t turn you down. He’s scared. I’m sure we can talk him into it.”
“You mean coerce him? No thanks. I’m not a rapist, you weirdo.”
“Well, I know I don’t fit the criteria of your image of your first time, but… I am both willing and available,” Henry said. She looked around the room at the set up. She had these cute little buckets of rose petals that she’d spread everywhere, some with candles lit in them, and one with a bottle of wine that she had gotten as a graduation gift. She shrugged her shoulders, bashfully. She was definitely less confident about this with Henry than she would have been with Jasper. 
In her mind, as long as he was clean, Jasper would have probably been more gentle, easier on her, nicer, and it would have been the perfect levels of, ‘What the fuck are we doing?’ for them to both laugh at themselves and still enjoy each other. With Henry… He was… well, he was a player. He was probably skilled. He may or may not have had an unsafe encounter. It wasn’t what she wanted her first time to be! But… she had actually chosen him, before, if it was gonna come to this, not realizing that the choice had to go both ways, when she’d decided. She supposed, rationally, this was better than some pothead when she got to the university and was so busy and tired that she tried it out for kicks. “Okay,” she said. “Just… be easy on me, okay?”
“Charlotte, I’m going to treat you like a queen, okay?”
.
Jasper got up after Henry had been gone a while. He guessed he needed some alone time to think, without Henry repeatedly telling him how stupid it was that he wasn’t rushing over to Char’s room and “blowing her back out.” But, Henry didn’t understand stuff like this. Henry didn’t really let people get close to him. He didn’t know how terrifying the idea of crossing a line with someone you value and making it to where you could lose them in the capacity that you have them… Henry had as few real connections as Jasper did, but Henry also had another life. He had a persona. He had someone that he could become whenever nobody was there for him and nobody loved him and it was just a bubble away. If he got lonely, he could just become Kid Danger and have a flock of fans. Jasper had to sit with his. So, he didn’t want to lose one of the two people who gave him the comfort of company and he didn’t want to let her down, either. 
Jasper put his hand up to knock on her door, but he heard her making sounds and paused. He put his ear against the door to see if he was just tripping, or if something was happening over there… But, it was clear. Even though he had never heard her voice in this way before, he knew that it was her, and he knew that other moan too. That was definitely Henry. Jasper backed away from the door and covered his mouth with both hands, telling himself not to cry. It was okay. This was bound to happen, and they both still loved him and they both would still be his friend…
Unfortunately, things changed between them. Henry in particular was trying to include Jasper, but it was always very clear that he preferred his time alone with Charlotte and she was still sore that Jasper “sent Henry to reject her.” No matter how many times both of them told her that wasn’t exactly what happened. 
After a couple of weeks, Jasper announced, “I’m not gonna move into the apartment.” Charlotte shrugged her shoulders and Henry looked relieved, but he was pretending it was sad and that he wanted Jasper to do this with the 3 of them so badly. He didn’t fight him on it like he’d fought Char whenever she didn’t want in, and Jasper just made up some excuse and bowed out. Henry and Charlotte moved in together, and they got a one bedroom place, on the third floor. Jasper didn’t come to visit much, but whenever he did, they were super domestic and one of the times that he did, he and Henry were playing videogames when Charlotte got home.
“Gonna be in here doing that all night?” She asked.
“No. I’m definitely gonna come to bed, probably,” Henry said. 
Charlotte nodded and said, “Well, don’t wake me up for anything. I have a test in the morning.” Henry paused the game, got up and went to help her out of her jacket and give her a kiss on the lips, “I promise, I won’t wake you, Babe.” Jasper choked on his popsicle. 
Now… IF he had been paying attention, if he had thought about it, the fact that he knew that they had slept together that night in the hotel room, the fact that they had moved into a one bedroom apartment, and the fact that she had just asked him about coming to bed should have been indicators that they were involved. But, for whatever reason, it didn’t occur to him until that kiss and the way that Henry said, “Babe.”
“If you get popsicle on my carpet, I’m going to murder you,” Charlotte said. Jasper got up quickly to rush into the kitchen. “Check on him, before he chokes to death,” she told Henry, shaking her head at their poor, overgrown child of a friend. Henry was on it and she went to bed…
“Jasper, are you okay?” Jasper heard. It was a woman’s voice. He shook himself out of the memory and laughed at himself. He was home, and the interview crew was on the computer screen, during a video call.
“Sorry, I sometimes get so involved in making sure that I actually pay attention and that I’m sure to think about something that I overthink and get lost in my thoughts. Uhh, my current relationship is… surprisingly wonderful. Charlotte and I have a lot of history, some of it is pretty painful, but where we both are now is perfect. We probably should have done this a long time ago, but then again, we would have been completely different people. We were completely different people…” He didn’t realize how much it still stung to think about the way that he for whatever reason was so in love with Henry, but Henry didn’t care about him like that and slid in and made a life with a girl that he probably could have had one with, if he had just been a little bit more attentive, a little bit more thoughtful. He brushed that away and smiled, well… he had her now.
The crew smiled. “Is there something that you care about and would like it to be what an audience gains from watching you?” The woman asked.
This interview had made him think about his heartbreak and his unwillingness to feel it again, but they were probably looking more along the lines of a catchphrase or tagline. He thought for a moment and said, “I’m sensitive, and I’ve been hurt before, but I’m never going to allow myself to be hurt the way that I’ve been hurt before, again.”
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transslyblue · 6 years ago
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Also "1-99"
(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?
Haha, closed. I don't like seeing the dark void that I call a closet
(2) Do You Have Freckles?
Yea, but you can't really see them unless you're close
(3) Can You Whistle?
Yes
(4) Last Song You Listened To.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame musical, the Tavern Song
(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?
Blue, but I also like a variety of purples and greens
(6) Relationship Status.
Single and not looking
(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?
69º F
(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?
Yea, unless I wake up myself
(9) How Many Followers?
118, but I need to go through and block any bots. (;w;)
(10) Zodiac Sign.
Leo
(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?
Blue/green hazel. My eyes are multi-coloured so they have blue, green, and brown with a very grey look to them.
(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?
I forget daily
(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?
Yup!
(14) What Books Are You Reading?
I really want to get back to reading some more Lovecraft, but i don't have much time to read
(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.
"Minutes before librarians ate him."
(16) Favourite Anime?
Uuuuhhhhhh, hm. I guess it'd have to be InuYasha, but I like a lot of anime
(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?
Err,,, it was a very close friend. Idk if they'd want me to say who they are tho
(18) Do You Collect Anything?
Rocks and those snowglobe musicboxes
(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?
Yogurt and a protein bar. Ik, ik real healthy and filling
(20) Do You Dance In The Car?
Depends on the song, but not really
(21) Favourite Animal?
Owls and cats
(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?
Not really, but when I do it's the diving Olympics
(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?
2am
(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?
I don't wear makeup. Though I have considered it
(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?
Either. Pool is safer though
(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?
Oof, idk if I can pick just one, so imma name a few. @ohhimarx @mirosuikaaa @masochist-incarnate they're all really friendly and nice
(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?
Whichever is most convenient at the time
(28) What Makes You Happy?
The sound of rain, art, my friends talking to me, I have a list that I've posted, so I won't list out here
(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.
Tumblr media
(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?
Haha, I don't study;;;
(31) Dogs Or Cats?
Cats
(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?
Blue-tiful lol, for real though probably bubble blue
(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.
Does Switch/ds count?
(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?
Idunknow
(35) Do You Believe In Magic?
Not really, but I won't bash on anyone who does
(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?
Black, but is a Link being a meme
(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?
Yes
(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?
I save more then I spend.
(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?
Yea, it's a pink pillow of Lion from Steven Universe and a music stand from when I was in middle school
(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?
Kirby in general
(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?
Nope, but I have touched one before
(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?
Yes and no. It really depends on how long I've been around them
(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?
Omg yes! I remember a few and they were all lucid dreams! (I looked up the term from last time I answered this question)
(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes?
Never been on one
(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.
Of Mice and Men
(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?
Both
(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?
Panic!At the Disco, Fallout Boy, or The Neighborhood
(48) Are You A Picky Eater?
Not really. There are some foods I refuse to eat, but otherwise I eat pretty much anything
(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?
Yes
(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?
Nope! I actually like thunder
(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?
I enjoy reading. As for writing, eh. I'll write out my ideas but I'mno good at fleshing them out to be interesting
(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?
Yes. But not too loud, just enough where I don't hear everyone around me
(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?
Carve pumpkins! I really am bad at wrapping presents
(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?
Hurts - Illuminated
(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)
Spring and dying from pollen
(56) What Are You Craving Right Now?
Idk, something salty tbh
(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.
Tumblr media
(58) What Is Your Gender?
I'm a transgender male, so i use he/him pronouns.
(59) Coffee Or Tea?
Both, but I like tea more
(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?
I'm not in school anymore soooo no
(61) What Is Your Sexuality?
Idk. Questioning I guess
(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning?
No
(63) Favourite Pokemon?
I already answered this one, so I'll say a new pokemon that I love. Rowlet!
(64) Favourite Social Media?
Bruh I am not a fan, but Tumblrs the one I'm on most.
(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?
Idk. I don't have an Instagram
(66) Do You Get Homesick?
Yes
(67) Are You A Virgin?
Yes, and I plan to stay that way for awhile
(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?
I use Suave, but I also use TeaTree when I get really bad dandruff
(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?
Depends on the place. But most likely I'd risk the motel.
(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?
My mom yes, my biological father... It's complicated
(71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?
I don't really watch movies, so none
(72) Do You Miss Your Ex?
I don't have an ex
(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?
Be the person you needed when you were younger. I have no clue who said it, but I live by that
(74)  What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?
Eyes in general are great. Idk how anyone can not find something they like in any eye colour
(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?
YesYesYesYes
(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?
Nachos
(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?
Voez and Pokémon Go
(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?
Yes, because no oen deserves to die. I'd do my best to help any homeless person
(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?
Haha, not today. Yet
(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
Not really
(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?
Yes!
(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.
I don't wear jewlery much. But I would like to get my ears pierced properly
(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?
Closed! I don't want people or my cat to walk in
(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?
I woke up, did laundry, answered these questions
(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?
Pajama pants and a t-shirt
(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.
I've got none. Unless you want me to name what body wash i use. :/
(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person?
Night person
(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.
Phone: Voez, Pokémon Go
Switch: Legend of Zeld: Breath of the wild, Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Kirby Star Allies, Mario Kart 8, PuyoPuyo Tetris, Bayonetta 1&2, Hyrule Warriors, Just Dance 2017, Super Mario Party, Let's Go Eevee, Mario Odyssey, Undertale, Shovel Knight, Pokémon quest, Mom Hid my Game, Deemo, Sonic Mania, Detention, The Coma, Cave Story
3DS: Kirby Clash Deluxe, Kirby Triple Deluxe, Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn, Kirby Planet Robobot, Kirby Canvas Curse, Kirby Mass Attack, Kirbg Super Star Ultra, Kirby Squeak Squad, Pokémon Y, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Ultra Moon, Pokémon Alpha Sapphire Pokémon Heartgold, Legend of Zelda Link Between Worlds, Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D, Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass, Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks, Super Smash Bros, Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, Wario Ware Gold, Super Princess Peach, Animal Crossing New Leaf, Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow, Cooking Mama, Cooking Mama 2, Sonic Colors
Gameboy Color: Pokemon Blue, Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening
This is over the course of many years
(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.
I had this dream where I was flying a red paper plane. It took forever to carry it up this tapestry, but i did it. When I finally took off this group of white paper planes were chasing me so I shook them off and landed, taking shelter in this museum. This museum held other people hiding and was actually an abandoned grocery store. Then I woke up.
I don't rememebr when this was, but I wrote it down. I have a few more if you're interested.
(90) Favourite Soda Drink?
Strawberry Ramuné
(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?
Rainstorms,
(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?
Jeans, since I can't wear sweatpants to work
(93) How Do You Look Right Now?
Uhhh, probably a slob since I've been in pajamas all day
(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.
Stuffed animals
(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?
Idk. Haven't really wanted one. Maybe a connect the dots one.
(96) Favourite YouTuber?
Idk. I watch Pyrocynical and Markiplier, but other than that I listen to music, watch speedpaints, and speed plays of various videogames
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violets-silence · 6 years ago
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Violet Had A Life
-cause I make fan fictions for myself. Imma have fun man-
You may think that after the great scandal of Violets many-greats grandmother, Meteora, being forcibly dethroned for a time being, that the MHC would reconsider their stance on monsters joining the Butterfly ranks.
In fact, they were incredibly happy to do so while Queen Star was pregnant with her firstborn. Upset, yes, that it was a boy and not a girl, but nonetheless happy. After all, she was married to a human, not a Mewman.
Yet it wasn’t too long after the birth that the MHC seemed to have changed their minds. Not wanting to be connected to yet another dethroning, or a murder, the entire MHC stepped down, only to replace themselves with a new, younger, and ruthless MHC.
The entire new group hated Prince River with a passion, making their dislike known. Star attempted to defend her son, but was severely shut down every time.
Star and Marco tried to live their lives; after all, it was supposed to be good times, only three months after the baby was born. Sure, he didn’t have cheekmarks yet, but hey, you win some you lose some.
That is...
Until River disappeared.
Star was openly distraught and grieving when he vanished, questioning every guard and every citizen, begging for her son back, with Marco being twice as bad as she was.
“You need to let him go. He is gone.”
The MHC warned them, their stance ever lasting.
Despite the Queens begging, nothing brought her son back into her arms. Not three months after Rivers disappearance, Queen Star made an announcement: she was pregnant again.
The MHC celebrated, especially when Star told them it was a girl, and she had cheekmarks from what Marco had told her during their ‘ultrasound’.
Everyone, except Marco, failed to notice the Queens emotions.
They ran wild, feelings of betrayl and horror filling Stars waking moments, along with her dreams. She dreamt of her son running away to someone she couldn’t see. No matter how loud she screamed for him to come back, he simply kept running.
By the time Star was eight months along, her son had vanished from her dreams. Instead, her life became filled with Violet.
Eclipsa was with her every step of the way, telling her she was sure the child would be fine in life and would even have a lively one.
Star wanted to smack her, but shoved every feeling deep down inside.
Star felt bitter when Violet was born.
Why was she born with cheekmarks and not River? Why was she the one with magic? Why was Violet the one approved and not her son? Why did violet have to come now? Why couldn’t she wait until a few years later? Why now when there were two deaths in the family, both so close to one another?
Star blamed Violet. It was all her fault.
Marco tried to change stars feelings when she told him, telling her that it was silly and unethical to hate a baby for being born.
Star agreed. In reality, she shoved the bitter feelings deeper.
It slipped out now and again. Of course it did.
Violet was only two when the first incident occurred. She had been innocently playing and had grabbed the hem of Stars dress, smiling up at her.
Instead of returning the smile as she normally would, Stars gaze instead hardened, eyes narrowing and mouth turning into a frown.
It had startled Violet, who ran off to her father instead. It was then on that Violet grew to be alone. Despite what Marco told Star, he understood her feelings all too well, and he created a rift between them and their daughter.
Violet has no way to understand what she did wrong. After all, there were plenty of good times! Like when Dad taught her to make nachos, and when Mom taught her to use the wand!
Yet...
She was alone far too often.
Deafening herself proved to be hardly a huge change in her life. Once it had been proved that the magical injury was not fatal or too scarring, Violet had returned to her daily activities.
Running around, singing to songs she couldn’t hear, coloring and dancing. It was normals
It was only when some village boys came around that impacted her greatly.
They stood nearby to her, and watched her babble about some thing or another. They seemed to be laughing, motioning to Violet a couple of times. Then one of them signed to her.
‘You sound funny when you talk. Like a monster with a mouth full of teeth.’
The boy then pulled at his lips and bared his teeth, laughing at her.
The others joined in, ‘telling’ her that her voice was funny, how she said words all funny, how it was hard to hear her, on and on.
For fifteen minutes, Violet stood and watched, shocked and confused. How could people she called friends tell her such horrible things?
It was only when Marco came out that they ran off. He attempted to comfort his daughter, but Violet shoved him away from her, running to the woods.
From then on, it was the place she remained the most. Days could go by with her not returning to the castle and no one would bat an eye. It was all too common that Violet would sleep out in the woods, making make-shift campsites, and eating food she found that she was aware of being edible.
She read hundreds of books, and even earned her dimensional scissors on her way down a strange path through the woods.
The rare times Violet saw her parents, they simply grew more distant from her. They couldn’t understand her reasoning for being in the woods, or her taste for the basics in life. Star didn’t understand why she wore a simple, Greek-like dress with little to no accessories, and she certainly didn’t understand Violets reasonings for not looking for a dare, even when she was approaching the age of 15.
It all changed on the one day she chose to stay at home. To recharge, grab some good supplies, etc etc.
It wasn’t even something fun that she was doing, she was just walking and daydreaming when she’d smacked into someone, knocking them both down.
She’d sat up, red in the face and ready to demand an explanation-
When the stranger raised herself off the ground.
Violet, in all intents and purposes, adored those taller than her. Which is easy, since she’s a simple 5’0.
This person, however, was at least 5’6, 6’0 including the horns on her head. Her red eyes were gleaming with pain and anger, and her mouth twisted and opened, speaking.
Her hair was multicolored, somethin Violet found odd. And to top it all off, she was a demon, with the eyeliner, and the demon tail and the pointed ears.
The girl kept talking, before becoming aware that Violet wasn’t listening.
She said something again, this time with Violet reading the lips.
‘Who are you?’
She tilted her head a bit, then it seemed to click for this beautiful stranger.
She snagged a paper and a pen from her bag she had, handing them over to violet after scribbling a message onto it.
‘Your name?’
Violet took the offering, scrawling her name down.
‘Violet Rose Diaz-Butterfly’
The strangers eyes lit up in a strange way as she read the message.
‘My name is Victoria Lucitor. I believe I am in the wrong dimension.’
‘Do you need help getting back?’
‘No, I need help being shown around. Will you help me?’
Victoria smiled, offering a hand when Violet finished reading her offer. She beamed, nodding and taking Victoria’s hand.
For a good few years, everything was amazing for them.
Victoria seemed to come by every day. They’d go on dates (even if violet was clueless until the fourth one), but each other gifts, even shared a good many ‘firsts’ together.
Of course, when the goings good, something has to give.
The sickness Violet has grew worse. Make no mistake, she’d had it all her life and had figured out what caused it. She’d even expected it when her parents started fighting.
She didn’t have to hear them for her to pick up that they were arguing more and more. When they had a family dinner, the air would be thick with tension, making Violet nervous. The fighting would never occurr in front of her; no, that’s hurt her.
However, her parents failed to pick up on the fact that even when she was away, their relationship hurt her.
The more they fought, the more Violet coughed. The more Violet coughed, the more redstuff she coughed out. And the more red stuff that came out, the more sick she felt.
It was in too small of doses to kill her all at once, but her doctor gave her the ugly truth: she only had till the best case scenario of living til 42 years old before the sickness overcame her.
It broke her heart.
She thought of Victoria, and her plans of the future she’d told Violet all about. She thought of her parents. Maybe they’d be dead when she herself died? Unlikely, but probable.
What if she had kids? She’d leave them lonesome.
So she promised herself: I would rather die than let Victoria figure out what’s going on. All we need is happy memories.
Victoria thought Violet was trying to get over a flu. She thought that Violet starting to do more things with her was just her feeling better and celebrating.
Hell, Violet even got into pastel goth, and made Victoria happy time and time again.
She pushed the social anxiety away long enough to go to a club, and would return exhausted but happy.
They lived like this for years, dancing between the dimensions. Violet met her siblings, being doted on by a different pair of Marco and Star. They were much happier and loving.
Violet started vanishing for longer and longer amounts of time, slowly easing her parents into living without her for a full year. By now, she and Victoria were in their later 20s, with violet being 29.
Victoria sat on the throne now; her parents had passed it down with their blessings. Victoria was a wonderful Queen; three years had passed with no huge hiccups when it became apparent that something was changing.
Violet wasn’t feeling good anymore. She thought this was normal, but it got worse and worse. Even ‘talking’ with Victoria became too tiring to accomplish, and Violet retreated to their bedroom.
Victoria, ever so worried, sent a nurse to figure out what was wrong.
“She’s not eating enough.”
“But she eats, and just throws it back up again.” Victoria followed hurriedly, heels clacking on the floor. “She can’t eat any more unless she wants to throw up more.”
“She can eat just fine, it’s normal morning sickness that does that to you.”
Victoria nodded before realization dawned on her. “Wait what-“
“I know what you’re going to ask. Yes, she’s with child, Your Majesty. No, it shouldn’t be possible considering how babies are normally made. My best guess is that your bond was so deep, that your magic entwined together and chose one of you at random to carry this piece of mixed magic.”
“So we’re having a magic baby?”
“Yes. Now excuse me.” The nurse had left.
Five minutes passed. Then ten.
Victoria slowly took a deep breath before shrieking with joy and then panic.
“I’m gonna be a mom!... oh gods I’m gonna be a mom.”
While the pregnancy (or incubation, there’s no right answer) went smoothly in everyone else’s eyes, it was a horrible drain on Violet. The sickness was back full steam, and she could feel her life being shortened by decades.
Little Draven Lorenzo Lucitor was born on July 23rd, late into the night. He was a minute off from being born on the 24th.
They welcomed little Draven, and enjoyed his very exsistance.
At least... for a time. Then Victoria spoke with Violet.
“You have to talk to your parents, Vio. You have to let them know they have a grand baby.”
-cliffhanger lol-
@freaky-fan-art
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ineffable-grimm-pitch · 7 years ago
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The Hogwarts Houses As Sentences I’ve Said Or Heard
Gryffindor:
“This heat is so...hot.”
“It’s my sole purpose in life to be cringy.”
“We have the same favorite anime. We’re basically soulmates.”
“The main idea is to do lots of things.”
“Cabbage is evil.”
“It says ‘yeet’ a lot.”
“My thigh is now a separate entity.”
“All nachos are my nachos.”
“I’m ready to birth some nonbinaries.”
“Send in the flaming sheep.”
(Teacher: You can’t eat a whole cow) “Not with that attitude”
Hufflepuff:
“Okay, yeah, she birthed the spawn of Satan, but y’know what it happens to the best of us.”
“If and when you break up with him, you tell me and I’ll show up at your house with ice cream and candy and we’ll plot our revenge against him.”
“Oh, you said ‘Julie.’ I thought you said ‘chicken strips.’
“My sheep is a free citizen.”
“YOU ARE THE WOMAN, YOU DUMB POTATO.”
“I have to show my teacher this chick-fil-a meme.”
“I worship our lord and savior fettuccine.”
“I show you memes. You give me food. This is how our friendship works. “
“I swear I’m normal.” *licks plate*
“Pasta can be a breakfast food, right?”
“This is no time to goof off. It’s time to build a very serious moat around our sand castle.”
Ravenclaw:
“I’m not a serial killer. I’m a writer.”
“YOU POKED ME IN THE LIPSTICK HOW DARE YOU”
“Why is there a sheep stuck to your face?”
“I’m pretty sure I know the difference between Jensen Ackles and Shrek.”
“The weather is too nice.”
“Go away! I’m not attractive!”
“We’ve talked about this. If you can’t open a door properly, don’t touch it.”
“Some people are social butterflies. I’m not. I’m an awkward moth.”
“Chins are bones of destruction.”
“One more mention of Jake and/or Logan Paul and imma start throwing punches.”
(Fettuccine isn’t an animal) “I don’t believe you.”
Slytherin:
“If looks could kill I’d be wanted by the FBI.”
“Hana Mana Go Away.”
“You deathed beautifully.”
“A friendly slap in the eye”
“I thought I was gonna have to go all stabby stabby with my giant knife.”
“Pinterest is from Satan.”
“Why is everyone a soprano? Freaking sopranos, man.”
“I’m down for murder.”
“Shut up and let me drink my overpriced coffee.”
“That’s one of the few murders that didn’t happen.”
“Apology not accepted, Sharon.”
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jac-ama · 8 years ago
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whoo a bunch of questions stuff tag
got tagged by @the-noodles-say-toodles, so leggo fam
Rules: Answer all the questions, add one question of your own at the end, and then tag people.
Coke or Pepsi? Coke, but I like both
Disney or Dreamworks? Disney straight up, but Dreamworks got some good stuff
Coffee or tea? Coffee only because I don’t really drink tea
Books or movies? Depends on my mood? Right now, movies sound great.
Windows or Mac? Meh. Windows bc Macs are expensiiiiveee
DC or Marvel? N/A. I don’t really pay attention to superhero kinda things.
XBox or Playstation? Tfw I’m a filthy Nintendo person. Imma go Playstation since it has more titles that catch my eye.
Dragon Age or Mass Effect? N/A. I don’t know crap about anything.
Night owl or early riser? Leaving the house by 6:15am + A lot of Honors HW and procrastinating = both
Cards or chess? Cards.
Chocolate or vanilla? Neapolitan, wut
Vans or Converse? Converse, but idrc
Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash? ??????? Idk
Paragon or Renegade? Paragon bc I ain’t bout that renegade life lol. (tfw i didnt know anything, so i just googled :3)
Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Wars because I haven’t even watched Star Trek (yet?)
One episode per week or binge watch? Binge, unless I’m lazy. One episode a week unless I forget
Gandalf or Obi Wan? Why do I live under a rock?????
Heroes or villains? Lowkey like villains more
John Williams or Hans Zimmer? Zimmer
Disneyland/world or Six flags? I’ve only been to Disneyland once and wanted to go to Six Flags, So Disney by default.
Forest or sea? As much as I like hiking, the sea since I literally grew up by the coast and went to the beach alot
Flying or reading minds? Reading minds
Twin Peaks or Northern Exposure? Nada, I live under a rock xP
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME TO FREAKING WATCH THESE SERIES OR READ THE BOOKS???
You’re banished to a deserted island, which Benedict Cumberbatch character would you choose to take with you? Idk how many questions I’ve already skipped bc I don’t know shit
Train or cruise ship? Cruise ship. I want to go on one someday
Brian Cox or Neil DeGrasse Tyson? Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Art museum or science museum? Results may vary
Irish pub or night club? Both sound cool and all, but I feel I’d like Irish pubs more for some reason
Aang or Korra? Aang since I can connect with him a bit more compared to Korra
Swimming in a pool or lake? Lakes are pretty as heck, yet I’ve been in swimming pools more. ??????IDK?????
Classical music or classical literature? Music tbh, I’m a bit too dense to comprehend old English and really understand it. Jack why u in English Honors wtf
Oxford comma or no Oxford comma? Yes, Oxford comma
Digital or paper books? Also depends on mood. I’m in the river of E-Books atm so I’ll go with that
Rainy days or sunny days? Depends, but mostly about that sunny life.
Fantasy or science fiction? I can barely get through both without being lost, but dragons are cool. Fantasy
Poetry or prose? Poetry, but mainly when it’s spoken
Music or lyrics? CAN I CHOOSE BOTH??? IT DEPENDS ON THE SONG
Kissing or cuddling? Both, but kissing, man.
Dancing or movies for date night? Dancing, mostly.
Sea or space? Whichever gives me more existential crises.
MBTI or zodiac? I can get down with MBTI more, but both are pretty cool.
Netflix or YouTube? I’m a lazy bastard. I know I can binge YouTube stuff more, but Netflix has more things I’d like. I’ll just say both.
Plushies or pets? God dammit, who thought this was a good idea
Pizza or nachos? I eat pizza a lot more, yet I love nachos so much. 
If you could speak to one person from history and tell them everything you know about the modern day, who would it be? This world is a mess, but either way, I have no idea who I’d like to speak to.
If you could become fluent in a language right now, what would you pick? Filipino. When my whole family is this, but they only ever speak English at home, I wanna learn more of the language of where you’re from.
Favorite Mythical Creature? Something? I don’t think of mythical creatures that often to know?
Vampires or Werewolves? Vampires, they get to fly. Tbh, neither.
Ao3 or ff.net? idek what Ao3 is. FF.net is kinda a mess but I’ve seen more there.
Tagging @mysterywolf119-blog and anyone else down
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miraclejones9515 · 8 years ago
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if you wanna add me on #snapchat then do feel free to do so. ive been doing some cleaning and random posting today so imma get a couple minutes of sleep before maybe going live on #liveme and trying to find something to eat. so add me, send me messages (not nudes), watch my many random posts, i'll watch yours. yep. but i need at least 15 min of uninterrupted sleep. so ta-tah for now!! peace love and nachos
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