#imma get in trouble

[purpleflameb0i]

Hello fellow narcissists

-LL (he/she)

[heartburiedingreece]

That arch tho

[f1-birb]

some jontent! feat. Jon being a little shit and then taking after his driver and whoring drinking from the bottle

[toustik-blogs]

Tw eyestrain

This is for the draw this in your style by @ricky-tiki-tah ^^

I wanted to do this wayyyy earlier but i was busy with stuff

Hope ya like it ^^

[emmyrosee]

Unpopular haikyuu opinions bc I’m stoney baloney

Under the cat bc iON WANNA HEAR IT-

*also disclaimer pls don’t take any of these seriously or to heart bc like. My fruity ass ain’t worth being offended or mad at, believe me 🥲💅🏼

1.) no shot Karasuno should’ve won against Shiratorizawa. No way. It took them TWO TRIES to beat Aoba Johsai, a team who NEVER BEAT SHIRATORIZAWA??? Nah dawg. No shot

2.) FOLLOWING UP WITH INARIZAKI?? AGAIN??? SEE ABOVE???

3.) Oikawa isn’t evil. Like. No, hes pettyand cocky but he’s been in the game so long he’s bound to get obsessive- got nothing to do with being mean bro, y’all just don’t like competition

4.) this one is gonna get me jumped but listen. ….bokutoisinfantizedsometimesinthefandomimsORRYIKNOWOKAY I DONT MEAN HARM I LOVE HIM TOO-

5.) kiyoomi, right? Not really a germaphobe, just kinda icked by people, which like. Same. NO SHADE TO PEOPLE who write him like that tho, like I get it. this is COMIN from someone who writes fanfictions to BITE HIM LIKE BE SO FR

6.) a lot of the ✨mean boys✨ were loved by their teammates and weren’t completely heartless and aloof, their ways of showing it was just different. Looking aT YOU KITA SHINSUKE I SEE THROUHJ YOUR ASS-

7.) I was 1012% rooting for nekoma in the land v air, I just wanted to see them win, like. That’s my team that’s my RIDE OR DIE OKAY, ROOTING FOR LIFE BRO VEN MORE THAN INARIZAKI- it’s caused far too many disagreements in my friend group dawg like lEAVE ME BE-

8.) Suna isnt Like… mean mean. He’s just a tiktok emo boy who instigates because ITS SO EASY BRO HAVE YOU SEEN THE TWINS LIKE??? But I’ve seen so many TikTok’s where he’s this like. Bad boy™️ like idk man. I think he’s just bad at everything. Maybe I ruined him for me bc i made him like, a booger picker LMAOOOO-

9.) straight up, okay. This one is going to make a lot of people mad, so don’t read it. Straight up. Bc I don’t want to hear it.

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Terushima is just a dumb teenager he doesn’t know how to get rejected and it shows bUT HES NOT A PREDATOR HES JUST DUMB-

Neither is denki but yaLL AINT READY FOR THAT CONVERSATION-

[ladyelainehilfur]

ATEEZ's week two Coachella performance was even better than the first one 😭 AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF THEM!!! They left EVERYTHING on that stage!! Hongjoong even actually screamed for his intro during Guerilla and he never does that 🥹 San just demolished every single line, you couldn't take your eyes off him when he was center, bc the way my heart jumped during Say My Name and Hala Hala during his parts. And! Jongho had better luck with the flag today 😂 super super relieved he was able to deliver all his high notes. Yeosang's sparkly outfit urghhhhhhh he looked so BEAUTIFUL. And Y U N H O!!! [clutches thigh like it's a lifeline] the accessories on his hand???????? I'm sitting here burning up because WHO let him wear those (the Yunho hand super fans are gonna go berserk once the photos come out). Seonghwa yelling off-mic and cheesing like the anime protagonist he IS. Mingi doing his Willy Wonka bit again and rapping like the world was gonna end during Rocky and Say My Name. Woosan constantly smiling at each other during the performance 🥹 Hongjoong just like--squeezing his eyes shut as he delivers his lines and lives in the moment 🥹 also him playing along with the pianist during the solo and showing just how MUCH he loves music and being a performer. That stage was built for them. They'll be invited back and invited to all the other music festivals too. ATEEZ fighting!!!!

[kunepie]

Ohhh Ozzy I'll definitely have you soon💕

[ashmcgivern]

Sometimes, the DM plans a deadly encounter with a big angler fish shark monster for your quick dip into the Water Plane.

And sometimes you have a bard who can cast Charm Monster.

And sometimes still, you have a warlock, who figured out how to make his own camera and can use Mage Hand to effectively create a selfie stick.

All I'm saying is that Dungeons and Dragons is the greatest game of all time.

[sealovinq]

i need friends /gen (slight rant in tags)

[bataddictedloony]

Define a woman!

I’m gonna rant this here cus this argument keeps returning on the clock app and one day, I’m gonna be stupid and leave a comment in the wrong thread or smthn so I’m just gonna get it out of my system:

“How do you define a ‘woman’?”

Answer for idiots: you can’t.

You cannot possibly make a definition for the term ‘woman’ without excluding someone from the group when they clearly ARE part of the group (even if you’re a piece of shit transphobe and don’t want to include trans women). A woman is someone who has the potential to give birth? You just excluded every child before puberty, every infertile woman and every woman on menopause, next. A woman is someone who has a uterus? You just excluded a bunch of intersex women and all women who had a hysterectomy, next. A woman has a period? Excluded the millions of women who never get their period for various reasons AND all the women who take continuous birth control AND women who are pregnant AND again, little girls and women on menopause. A woman has to have XY chromosomes? Are you gonna check that for every feminine-looking person you’re gonna meet? How? Do you not think women with down syndrome are women?

Decades of feminism working so hard to make sure women are more than their genitals and potential to give birth, all flushed down the drain because you refuse to believe trans women are more than men in wigs? You’re weak as shit.

So answer for people who actually want to use their brain:

Woman is defined through experiences. Which experiences? Entirely up to whoever defines themselves as a woman.

The ‘female experience’ is so broad. You cannot possibly define it in one sentence and stick it on everyone who calls the word ‘woman’ their own.

You feel feminine and empowered by doing your nails? Congrats, that’s the female experience and makes you, therefore, a woman.

You feel feminine and empowered by wearing plaid and splitting wood in two with a giant axe? Congrats! Female Experience. Woman.

You feel feminine in a dress? Woman. You feel feminine in a tux and suit? Woman.

You feel empowered as a mother and love being pregnant? Woman! You despise the idea of being pregnant but find empowerment in your career? Woman! You feel like your period makes you more in tune with your femininity? Woman. You feel like your period makes you less than human and getting a hysterectomy makes you feel more comfortable in your body? Woman.

you love long hair? Woman. You love short hair? Woman.

You love loving men? Woman. You love loving women? Woman. You love both? Woman. You love everyone? Woman. You don’t feel like love is your thing? Woman!

Sitting at home with a good movie and a bottle of wine? That’s a woman. Getting bloody in a game of soccer? That’s very woman! Taking a walk with your dog? How very woman! Going to the gym? Such woman! Eating out with friends? Friend woman. Shooting a gun in the yard from the patio you built yourself? All woman!

Whatever the fuck makes you feel in sync with your femininity is your female experience, and if you have female experience and you like it, you are a W O M A N ✨

Same goes for men and the male experience btw! Since the question “what defines a man” is never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER asked for SOME 👀 reason. (We all know the reason….) Also same goes for my fellow enbies and the non-binary experience. If painting your nails bring you closer to your enbie side, you’re non-binary.

Gender is such a deeply personal experience, it’s just dumb to define it for someone else, let alone the entire human species. It’s like asking to define a chair, like, you KNOW what it is but you can’t possibly define it without excluding some chairs (“has at least 4 legs”, that’s a horse also swivel chairs exist).

Sidenote: If some idiot tiktokker shoves a microphone and a camera in your face and goes “WHAT IS A WOMAN” or “HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE” just go along with whatever dumbass scenarios they come up with. “How many genders are there?” “My dude, as many as you want!” “Oh so like 40??” “Yep!” “Can I identify as a helicopter lol?” “Sure, who cares, do it!” “Should I demand everyone at my job calls me a helicopter” “You can go to your local townhouse, request to change your name to ‘helicopter’ and they’ll most likely let you. You’re an adult, you can do whatever you want as long as it’s not hurting others.” “You don’t think it would be dumb of me to do that?” “Why would I care, I don’t know you?”

[thelastsaiyanprincess]

i need to stop throwing shade so much on here

[secretsecretbunny]

I swear I become possessed when Arson starts playing. I gotta stop literally everything I'm doing and sing every word while dancing around like a dumbass.

and gOD there's something I want to tell you guys SO BAD but I CAN'T but just, idk, look up J-Hope on the 18th and and get back to me 🤫

[pearl-kite]

So I have my psych office my new insurance card back in like January

They kept billing medicaid for some reason

It kept working until summer, when medicaid caught up to kicking people off

Suddenly get these huge bills that say insurance paid 0, very confused

Call, oh yeah I see the scan of the card here but no one typed it up, I'll rerun those for you

Week passes

Get huge updated bills that still say insurance paid 0 (but now the cost has been slightly adjusted to cover costs typically paid by most insurance, still godamn 600+ for three appointments)

Now I'm confused because even out-of-network, insurance should have paid SOMETHING. Like ffs

[literupture]

birthday

also it's 2am goodnight

[barneysbigstompers]

Am I mishearing or did Latto just called somebody momma the t word (this sounds so weird to type but I refuse to say the word)

[lemme-just-oops]

Good morning, afternoon, or evening to you! This is an oddly specific one but may I request AT with an MC whose past in Mid Eartheim is like that of the song “Our Word” from the musical “36 questions” ? Thank you!

Tw: Gaslightning, raised in a bad environment

Alpheratz: He knows the feeling of wantinf to satisfy your parents too well. But as he grew older, he understood that his own comfort matters more than the amount of expectations they want him to fullfill. Instead of just claiming that he got a good grade, he began saying that he was ordinary. Ordinary grades, ordinary stuff. Because that was when they began to accept him for himself more. You do not have this option, probably. But he wants you to know that you do not need to satisfy them, you do not need to lie about your accomplishments. If your parents gaslight you like this, he asks you to visit them as little as possible.

Arcturus AND Pollux: They just straight up become your inofficial adoptive parents now, and they sometimes bicker about who the "father/mother figure" is. Honesty is what will push you forward in this life, not the desire to get attention by dangerous acts. Since your biological parents failed you, they take it upon themselves to teach you the value of sincerity. The only lie in this household is: "Pollux, your cooking is amazing."

Sirius: This man smells crime and problems from miles away. His sixth sense tingled and he already knew everything he needed to know. You have gaslightning parents, who do not accept you for your true self. But you know the beauty of gaslightning? It can be taken literally. He just suggests it as a joke and would never actually burn them, but sometimes such jokes help you realize the toxicity of your environment. No matter how hard you deny this, he will make sure your life improves.

Spica: Mention one thing about your past. JUST ONE. It may seem casual to you that you lied to your parents about your grades and accomplishments, but you should not have needed to do that to earn their love. He calls the equivalent of CPS right after digging into your past. This man is horrified, why do you think such treatments are so casual? Lying sometimes is okay, he does it too. But harmless lies are completely different to casual gaslightning that you still subconsciously do. Accept your mistakes and do not hide them.

Vega: He has not had a happy childhood either, but now he is intruiged. Just how many kinds of trauma could your parents subconsciously give you? He tries to subtly get bad habits out of you, but this may need support from Sirius, which is why he may look more grumpy sometimes. Maybe you two need to visit therapy together, just to realize what kind of past should have happened. And that you need to work on leaving old habits behind. He is not good at it either, he clung to the past for dozens of years now, and he will not like the thought of letting go. So, you support each other through those experiences.