#imma be an adult tomorrow

[lucky-dyse]

Tomorrow.

[mebiselfandi]

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[technicalthinker]

Returning to work tomorrow after 6 days off is like... trying to remind myself how much money I get and how good the job actually is

Rn brain is terrified of having to like PERFORM TASKS and act like an adult despite this but thINKING ABOUT THE MONEY!!!

[secretlytranced]

Ughhh too much adulting and real life stuff lately!!

Imma devote a few hours tomorrow to being a good brainwashed hypnosub and make myself nice and wet and empty!

[thuganomxcs]

He was certainly happy that she had a good time, he’s spend every waking hour during the prior week setting the surprise celebration upon a deserted island he had won in a brawl. The look of happiness on his wife’s face was more than enough for him, he figured this is probably what a marriage is all about. But his duties of a husband weren’t done, no far from it..it was late but still her birthday so of course Yusuke would be at her beck and call.

━━   ❝   𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧' 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞.  ❞   The king sat at the opposite end of the bed and placed both of her feet up on his lap and began giving her a little massage, being as thorough as he could with her needs, one by one. “Glad ya had fun too, I thought of keeping the celebration at the mansion..but figured you’d probably figure out what we were doin’.”

@thuganomxcs

"Yuuuuuuusuke. Darling."

Maria pouted from their bed, sprawled out like a starfish.

"I'm tired from dancing. Come rub my feet..."

Her birthday party was a hit, but she was completely wiped out.

[nanaminokanojo]

BAD NEWS (part 6)

-just when you thought you were over your humongous crush on your older brother’s best friend, geto suguru, you couldn’t have been more dead wrong, except satoru doesn’t like suguru for you because he knows his kind all too well: a huge ass playboy who breaks hearts like he changes socks. but you think, MAYBE you’ll be the exception…maybe not.

CHARACTERS: drummer!geto suguru x you/afab reader | gojo satoru | various jjk characters

GENRE: full-length smau + prose | band au | college au | stupid pining | aged-up characters | friends to lovers (?) | smut

TW/CW: strong/mature language | adult content so mdni on some parts | mentions of alcohol, drugs | mentions of cheating, promiscuity, mild dubcon, etc. | god-awful pet names | toxic behavior | will add more if something arises

MASTERLIST | CHAPTER INDEX

<<prev part 6 next>>

TAG LIST: @lilc77 @strxkbylightning @lavender-hvze @maya-maya-56 @kibananya @nerdisthenewcool @darkstarlight82 @lysaray @ti-mame

A/N: Okay, I'm annoyed. Imma continue this uploading thing tomorrow. I'm too damn exhausted and Tumblr is being all glitchy, uploading shit it shouldn't when I clearly hit save on drafts. 😩

© ORIGINAL WORK BY nanaminokanojo. CHARACTERS ARE INSPIRED BY GEGE AKUTAMI’S “JUJUTSU KAISEN”. [20240420]

PHOTOS/IMAGES/GIF/FANART/ANY MEDIA CREDITS GO TO THE RESPECTIVE OWNERS.

[harlowtales]

Jack makes one phone call that might be his biggest mistake yet

18+ ONLY - Adult Themes and Content

Saying Goodbye

“Ok Jack don’t fuck this up.” You chided before you left. “Diapers are here, and do it the way I showed you or she gets real fussy.”

Jack had baby Patricia over his shoulder burping her as you gathered your things nervously. You had to take this unexpected trip as your mom was not doing well and bringing baby Patricia just wasn’t a good idea. Jack cancelled everything to watch Patricia. You agreed when she was born that there would be no nannies. Just family and friends helping. His family was good for backup and were happy to help but as a new mom it was harder to leave than you thought.

You kissed Jack and kissed Patricia for the 4th time and patted her little back to which she burped instantly. “How did you just do that?” Jack said in awe of your way with her. He felt like the luckiest man in the world having you as the mother of his child.

“Ok baby I’m gone the Uber’s here” You said hurriedly

“You got your phone?” Jack reminded

“Shit! I left it on the kitchen table” You said in despair

“On it” Jack said running back for it with baby Patricia along for the ride with a satisfied smile having been fed and burped resting on Daddy who she loved his warmth and smell.

“And don’t forget you have that one thing you couldn’t get out of tomorrow at 8:00AM. You got backup?” You double checked before stepping into the Uber “And I pumped milk for the whole time it’s in the fridge labeled with the date of expiry. Call me if you need help, and Clay needs that thing from you by today, oh and…”

“If you don’t get in that Uber imma…” Jack said closing the door on you. “Say bye mommy.” He said to Patricia who is only 4 months old so she just gave you a drooling smile showing her dimples like her dad.

You waved goodbye behind the tinted glass.

No Backup

“Mom pick up!” Jack said in a sweat. It was 7:00AM and no sign of anyone coming to help. He had not asked anyone in advance to babysit and just took it for granted he would have help. He couldn’t reach anyone and it was almost time for his big meeting with Atlantic about renegotiation his contract. He only had one option but he was afraid to use it. Tianna was an ex girlfriend of Jack’s. The one ex he hadn’t told you the whole truth about. Early in dating you Jack slipped up and cried on Tianna’s shoulder about you choosing to take a job in another city. One thing led to another and the rest was buried history. He reluctantly dialled the number he swore to you he had deleted.

“Jack?” Tianna answered in shock

“T…how’s things?” Jack said nervously

“I’m sure you know with your little Finsta.” Tianna said stiffly. Jack hadn’t called in over a year. It was hard for Tianna to be “archived” along with countless other girls. Jack told her they’d always be friends and then he completely moved on with you and the baby.

“T…I ain’t got no time I need a massive favour.” Jack begged. Tianna was never going to say no.

“Sounds serious what’s up?” She said concerned

“I need a babysitter. I’ll pay you top dollar.” Jack blurted out.

“Oh fuck no!” Tianna refused

“Please T, it’s the biggest meeting of my career, Y/N is out of town her mom is ill, and I can’t reach anyone else that’s responsible.” Jack said exasperated

Tianna was silent on the other end. Definitely Jack would not be telling you about this. She was surprised he hadn’t deleted her number like she heard you had demanded.

“T? You there?” Jack asked in that warm smooth tone Tianna missed hearing so badly

“Uh huh” is all she said “For some reason. I’m still fucking here.”

“T..I swear, I had to stay away, you know why.” Jack explained “I will make it up to you for this. Patricia is real sweet. She won’t be any trouble.”

“Oh yes Patricia you named her after your aunt. We were going to name our daughter that remember?” Tianna said painfully. It wasn’t all Jack’s fault it didn’t work out.

“T please. Maybe after this we can sit down and talk.” Jack said softly. He felt terrible what he did to Tianna but he met you and everything in his life changed.

Tianna had gotten pregnant but miscarried and was tired of Jack and other girls always putting their 2 cents into the relationship and crazy fans so she ended it and started over. She remained single unable to be with anyone else but the whole fame thing wasn’t for her. Jack was her first and only true love, but she knew you were better for him in so many ways.

They remained friends and she liked you and felt awful about her and Jack having hurt you. She disappeared for a while to find herself in France and just returned to Louisville to regroup, sell everything, and move to LA to pursue her acting dream. This call was not expected but welcome. She felt she never got good closure with Jack and maybe this was her chance. She was closing this chapter and leaving for good anyway.

“I can’t believe I’m saying this but sure. I’ll watch her for you. It will be nice actually and to catch up before…” She stopped herself not wanting to tell Jack too much just yet. She had to practice not being an open book for him.

“Before what?” He asked preoccupied with snapping Patricia’s onesie on and her cuteness

“Nothing, drop her off I’m here. I’ll take good care of her.” Tianna said

“I know you will. That’s why I called.” Jack said fondly “Look T, I’m sorry about EVERYTHING.”

“Yup no worries I moved on in a big way. France reset me.” Tianna said majorly brushing Jack off.

“I’ll be by in 15mins!” Jack said rushing before Tianna changed her mind.

The Drop Off

Jack pulled up and Tianna’s heart was pounding in her ears. It was harder than she thought to see him get Patricia out of the car balancing bags and her stroller. She took a deep breath and opened the door.

“Hey.” Jack said searching her eyes for forgiveness he knows he wasn’t owed

“Hey.” Tianna said “Come on in. This the little peanut Patricia?” She said playfully already smiling at the baby and taking her out of her carseat.

“How’s it been?” Jack asked “France was good to you I see. You look great.”

“Thanks I feel great” Tianna lied

Jack took a quick look around a place he was very familiar with but felt strange standing in Tianna’s living room. He noticed boxes lying around and it looked very sparse and smelled like lysol.

“Spring cleaning? What’s going on?” He said feeling something was up knowing he didn’t really have time for the answer.

“Um I’m taking the plunge…moving to L.A.” Tianna said seeing it as her big chance to let him know he didn’t ruin her.

“L.A.” Jack said sitting down to process it

“Yeah you know some of our friends are out there.” Tianna said matter of factly

“Yeah but that’s not like you to take risks like that.” Jack said concerned. It was getting to him like Tianna hoped it would.

“I’m different now. Things I went through…that we went through changed me and I can’t look back.” She said with Patricia now fast asleep in her arms. “You took risks now you’re JACK HARLOW”

“Yeah but you hated all the shit that comes with fame remember?” He said disappointed they had drifted apart so much he had no idea what was happening. Not that he had a right to know anymore.

“I do…well I did…idk I just need to get out of here. I’ve outgrown Kentucky. Like you did.” Tianna reasoned

“Yeah T but I came back. This is where my heart is my whole life, my family…” Jack said not finishing

“Your fiancée and child. I get it.” Tianna said a bit bitterly “She is gorgeous Jack.” She said looking down on your daughter “I never meant Y/N any harm.”

“I know and she’s amazing. I’m a happy man.” Jack said truly of you and it felt good to say that to Tianna who had issues of her own Jack put up with for a long time. The conversation was making him realize how fine he was with Tianna leaving.

“T, I wish you all the best. Go kill it in L.A.” He said sincerely giving her a hug. “I figured you might appreciate this time with Patricia and I hope you have your own one day. I’ll be back in a bit. Call me if she needs anything and thanks. This was the talk we needed to have. Now I can block you.” He said cheekily

“Shut up!” Tianna said punching him in the arm

The Pick Up

“So how did it go?” Tianna said bouncing Patricia as she slept after an afternoon of play and a walk.

“I came out on top thanks to Drama and my lawyers.” Jack said smiling

“By that smile I can tell you gained a few more zeros.” Tianna said happy for Jack. The class clown turned legend would always amaze her.

“Just a few.” Jack said. “Can’t wait to celebrate”

“With baby and Y/N as you should.” Tianna said catching a lump in her throat. “As you can see she’s knocked out. We played and went for a walk.”

“T” Jack said taking a longer look at Tianna than her heart could take “Thank you. For all of it.” As he pulled away Tianna felt herself fold from his warmth and brushing the curls down the back of his neck with her cheek.

He hugged her and took Patricia in her carseat securing her in the back of his Jeep. “I’ll Cashapp you something real nice. Help with settling into L.A. You’re the best” and with that the white Jeep slowly backed out of the driveway with precious cargo in the backseat having a nap not knowing all the things aunty Tianna whispered in her ear about being great and watching out for daddy. The love of her life.

“I should not have done that.” Tianna said closing the door sliding down to the floor and burying her tearful eyes in her hands.

Y/N Returns

“Guess who? My little peanut!!” You said so happy to see your fiancée and baby. Your mom was on the mend after 2 weeks of tending to her in the hospital you longed for some catering to from your soon to be husband and to hold your daughter.

Jack had time to reflect on his visit with Tianna. He was riding a wave of emotions and when you called Patricia “peanut” he realized Tianna had called her the same thing and he smiled to himself. If he didn’t have his emergency with Patricia, Tianna would have left for good and he never would have had the chance for the closure he got. Now it was all about you and his future.

“I missed you baby and I’m glad my future mother in law is ok.” Jack said lovingly giving you a sloppy bear hug.

“Thanks babe and thanks for holding down the fort.” You said taking off your shoes and plopping down on the couch beside Jack taking the baby from him. Jack had really missed you. After you being gone and seeing his ex he decided to ask you to marry him when you got back. He had to leave no room for old feelings creeping back. Plans were underway with his family for the secret event much to his mom’s surprise and joy in this “sudden” change in plans.

That night after you put Patricia down Jack popped a bottle of champagne and had your favourite dinner delivered with a bouquet of fresh velvety red roses. “What’s all this?” You said flabbergasted

“Just a little something to show my appreciation of you.” He said grazing your lips with his own luscious pink pillowy pout pressing deeper tangling your tongue with his and pressing himself against you.

“Damn I should go away more often” You said as he relaxed his grip on you. He still had the ability to make you feel drunk with one kiss.

You took bites of each other’s food and it was great to hear all about Patricia’s goings on. Jack never mentioned his emergency and Tianna babysitting and he never would. No sense in upsetting you when Tianna was leaving for good and he wasn’t in love with her anyway. You thought Jack had erased Tianna’s number but he just had it stored under a different name because he meant to check on her sometimes with the way he left things and not have you flip out.

“Y/N I have never thought my bachelor days would be over.” Jack said reaching for your hand as you sipped champagne and shared a piece of cheesecake for desert and soft jazz playing.

You almost choked on a piece of cake. “What do you mean?” Is all you could say and then it happened.

He reached into his pocket and produced a tiny box cracking it open. It shone so brightly in its high solitaire antique setting it blinded you at first as it caught the light. It was his grandmother’s engagement ring he had reset with a single large princess cut pink diamond.

You stopped breathing and your heart was beating like a rabbit. You extended your shaking hand as he slid the heirloom on your finger. “Jack, why? What? Why now? I thought we were waiting until…” You said breathlessly feeling hot and cold at the same time and confused.

“I ain’t waiting any longer to marry my sunshine.” Jack said calling you by your nickname “So Y/N will you marry me…um and Patricia I guess like are we gone do this?”

“Yes!! Of course yes!!” You said excitedly sharing a kiss with him just in time for Patricia’s cry out for some attention.

“Let’s tell her the good news” He said looking at you like his whole world. While you headed to the bedroom to pick up Patricia, he took his phone out of his pocket to call his family and tell them he finally gave you a ring and saw 4 missed calls from “TJ” and a text “Goodbye Louisville. Hello L.A. 😘✌🏾”

He smiled and hit block on the number and dialled his parents. No need to keep that tie anymore. So he thought.

@itsyagirljaz @okaaay-mice @ride4harlow

[jessidogg]

Conversation Topics

The World: politics

Me: how Branch's hair changed and even the color from his skin after just the first movie and I actually like his design in TWT more than in TBT but he's still my cute lil banana either way, by the way have you noticed that when you move your pointer finger a bone in your wrist moves too like how crazy I wonder if we have leftover cookies im really hungry give me a second BUT A BROPPY DATE OR PROPOSAL IN TROLLS 4 GASPPPP THAT WOULD BE THE BEST imma go and admire spooky-pop's art now when are Miles and Gwen actually gonna date like in not waiting forever here COME ON DUMB STUDIO THAT MAKES THAT MOVIE DREAMWORKS WOULDN'T DO THIS TO US GOSH wait when is Zootopia 2 coming out again, darn it, NICK WILDEEE, maybe I should be a YouTuber that sounds fun, though my parents would hate that, when is the world gonna end, like tomorrow, dude that's be crazy, okay imma go see how much it cost to publish a book hee hee wait what were you talking about?

Im going to make a terrible adult one day 💀

[hochmvt]

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐃 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄, 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐍

Sorry for the sudden absence, I spent some time back home in Michigan with my family and accidentally forgot about my phone, my job and maybe about everything I was supposed to learn in D.A.R.E., this boy has the hangover of his life and, just to put it out there: moms cooking for their adult kids is the greatest blessing on planet earth. All the remaining answers will follow tomorrow, my loves, I'm actually close to finishing the episode, so maybe Imma give you guys a Sunday treat.

[gamerbearmira]

UPDATES🗣️⁉️

Guess who got punched in the face today for basically no reason!!11!1 no but. Not just metaphorically. Literally, I got sucker punched in the face, and got a chipped tooth and a bruised nose, which is why I took a while to finish writing 🤕 but it’s all good. Imma still get those updates out because I’M GANGSTA 🗣️🗣️ besides, nothing a dentist appointment and some ice packs can't fix <3333

First. Mama Isa 🤭🤭 this one focuses on the adults, and Alma's realization. Idk if anyone's caught onto the titles of these chapters specifically, but shoutout to anyone who can guess the next one <333

Mamabel❗❗❗ first we had Tia Luisa. Now Tio Bruno. Mirabel isn't thrilled about Tia Isabela 😭😭

And werewolf au❓❗ mfs really snuck out like a bunch of teenagers 🥸🥸

ANYWAYYYYYY. This is all I got 🗣🗣🗣 I was gonna do some art, but I'm just. Tired. Maybe tomorrow ((ૢ(⁎❝ົཽω❝ົཽ⁎)✧

HOPE Y'ALL ENJOYYYY (❁´3`❁)

Guys edit. I posted the updates YESTERDAY. LIKE LAST NIGHT AT 11. And I made this post. I guess I forgot to post it cause I was so tired, mb 💀💀

[salubriousbean]

OHH MY GOSH THAT FINALE

IT MADE ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS !!!!!

(Spoilers below the cut)(very disorganized because I spewed this all out and then immediately went to bed bc it's late)

OKAY FIRST OFF THE MUSIC????!!!?!?!?!?!? LIKE HELLO THATS AMAZING I CANT WAIT FOR THE SOUNDTRACK TO BE RELEASED! LIKE AT THE BEGINNING THE MUSIC AND OHH MY GOSH THE E N D WITH OMEGA'S THEME?!!! WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE IT

AND ADULT OMEGA??!!!!!!!!!!! WITH THE REBELLION??!!! Okay but seriously her outfit tho like I desperately want that jacket, and her hair is so cute! And Hunter's bandana! AND GONKY! AND LULA! AND TECH'S GOGGLES! Oh you can bet imma be drawing a lot of omega over the next few months (or at least trying to every so often)

Okay anyways let's rewind a bit (these are all out of order) BUT LIKE CROSS'S HAND?? THAT CX WAS RUTHLESS OHMYGOSHH

AND THEN YES THE DRAMATIC BRIDGE SCENE IN THE RAIN!!! RIP Scorch but like DANG HEMLOCK GOT RIDDLED (he deserved it)

AND JT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN OMEGA JUST STABBED HIM LIKE BAHAHHA

Though, I did wonder why she didn't just make herself dead weight instead of running with Hemlock to the bridge. It would have slowed him down a lot more but maybe Scorch wouldn't let her (or I just didn't see, I know I missed some details).

SPEAKING OF DETAILS I MISSED, EVA TIED THE PRISON-LULA TO HER BACK??? Thanks for filling in the gaps tumblr lol

Also, I wonder how they made the Zillo's screeching bc I swear that was on another level like what the heeeck

Also I'm sad we didn't get to find out who CX-2 was, or if it was just another random clone (whoever he was he was kickbutt tho). And ngl the whole time Echo was talking to the prisoners (!!dramatic clone speech!! Like fives's speeches!!) I was peering for any sign of Dogma's tattoo

Also Hemlock, isn't that gas like a war crime or something? And the prisoner torture thing? I haven't read much of the Geneva Conventions but I'm pretty sure that's against international laws (well at least on Earth, you'd hope in the galaxy far far away as well)

ALSO!! THE C H I L D R E N !!!!! THEY'RE ADORAVLE AND I LOVE THEM SO MHCH AND I LOVE SEEJNG THEM AND THE CLONES ALL HAPPY ON PABU AND EATING SPACE ICE CREAM though Eva, Jax, Sami,Bayrn, and the other prisoners need new clothes lol

ALSO YES EMERIE I LOVE HER CHARACTER AND CHARACTER ARC ITS SO GOOD AND SHES AAAAHHH "You have my word" or something like that THE MANDO INSTINCTS KICKING IN

And I love her convo with Echo, about being free

AND THE SCENE UNDER THE TREE??*CHEFS KISS* BEAUTIFUL 10/10

That reminds me, the line "Clone Force 99 died with Tech" is so sad 😢

Gosh the voice acting is so good dsfjavlkakgsslsdgldgksdltdys

Also (sorry I'm using that word a lot lol) I totally though older Omega was Phee when she was going into the cave for some reason or like Phee with a different hairstyle BUT I LOVE OMEGA SO MUCH SHES SO STRONG AND UMM I ALREADY WANT HER ADVENTURES IN THE REBELLION

I'm so glad none of the batch died in that attack (but also their accelerated aging makes me so sad). Also I love how Hunter offers their help to Omega even though they're not in the physical condition they used to be. He's so loyal, they're all so loyal to each other. That's not a weakness (glares at Hemlock). I love the loyalty of the clones, built in shared experiences and trials.

Okay my typings getting worse so I'll maybe return tomorrow with more thoughts

[jupiter-reimagined]

done!!!! meet River Pennington, the queerest kid in town. they use any pronouns! i imagine her wearing those funky silly earrings like the mushroom ones i drew them with. they wear like a bunch of diff forms of the uniform depending on the day (even if they get dress coded for it). she’s seen as a little “troubled” by the adults in her life despite honestly being a smart kid and not really mean. he’s just… a little odd? like i imagine from what we get about uranium that it’s a small mostly catholic town.

however, she grew up with two moms which like was weird to all the other kids her age, so she was bullied because of that. her parents wanted to move- but they were right on money and uranium was one of the few places they could live comfortably, and then they didn’t want to move far away and change this kids whole life, yknow? (despite the fact that river didn’t have much in uranium to begin with soooo)

she never got along with kids very well. she was loud, bright, and just overall a lot, so she didn’t get along with everyone, and the kids who she did get along with all fell out with her eventually, because they moved or their parents saw her as a “bad influence” etc.

the choir was a nice change of pace for her though! she finally found people who felt as “socially outcasted” as she did :)

she likes them all to varying degrees but i think that after the past few years (i think all of the 6 are seniors? but she also might be a junior for sillies. idk though. i think canada works like that in terms of years??! idk how it works anywhere but the us) they’ve become a sort of weird family to her

I LOVE THEMMMMM YES YES YES !!

i just had a vivid picture in my head of Dzin giving River diy earrings as a small offering of friendship !!

is that just a way to project my hobbies onto this poor guy? yes. is it effective at friendship? hopefully <3

aaa its midnight my time but TOMORROW IMMA DRAW THEM <3 <3

AND HOLY SHIT IS THAT DZINTARS W A FLOWER CROWN ???? YES ADORABLE!!!

i may have to change a few tidbits and make it so he moved a year or so earlier because. i am going to force latvian traditions onto you and you cannot stop me ITS LITERALLY A STAPLE OF THE SUMMER SOLSTICE TO WEAVE FLOWER CROWNS ‼️‼️‼️

[magnoliamyrrh]

so, i said i would drop some bullshit about the kensi scale of sexuality which i dislike (and very much wish wasnt considered a "standard") which is beyond just normal level complaints about the cursed thing

i never wanna hear about this shit again i swear to god. these are real photos of the """research."" keep that kinsey scale sexual revolution taught in universities shit away from me

This man "the father of the sexual revolution" documented the number of orgasms babies LITERAL BABIES were having. imma throw up holy fuck

he also said :

“Children could, with the assistance of an experienced adult, enjoy a sexual activity from the moment they were born”.

“children are sexual and potentially orgasmic from birth, are unharmed by incest, adult/child sex, and often benefit thereby.”

I'm too pissed at this moment but tomorrow ill post actual photos from his books as proof and more of the awful shit he said. Though i think this should make it clear to everyone exactly why i hate so much sexual revolution postmodern sexology whatever the fuck crap

[royalreveries]

had to adult today. my dad's car broke down and it's ancient, so we may be giving hubby's older car to him and getting hubby a new car. it's like 10 pm and I just got home and sat down. 😭

gonna relax the rest of the night but i should be around more tomorrow! i also saw that i got a few new followers, hello! i will def read through all of your blogs / rules and things tomorrow when i actually have e n e r g y. ♥️ now imma disassociate until i pass out lol, gn!

[harlowtales]

Group Chat in Chaos…Again!! 😫

***18+ adult themes***

Ace: Never do that again bruh

Jack: WHAT??

Ace: I been tryna teach you how to dance for YEARS

Jack: I have a natural flow

Ace: I’m not one to kick a man when he’s down so��� 😒

Trap: Yoooooo😳

Jack: Don’t start

Urban: My man’s funky chicken is top tier🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻💀

Jack: You know it bestie 🥰

Quiiso: Top tier 💩💩💩

Jack: Comments said I ate and left no crumbs😽

2Fo: You left something all right. Shame to your whole crew 😫

Jack: lies! Did you see my shoulder work??

2Fo: I tried not to look

Neelam: Jack I can’t represent you anymore

Jack: Ion need no manger that don’t appreciate a good wobble when she sees one😤

Trap: Broksi you know you only got one good ankle after that soccer game

Jack: OK y’all are not fr. My fans said…

Urban: You ATE

Jack: That’s why he’s THE BEST FRIEND

Cope: I’m the OG

Jack: My fault

Blue Panda: Let’s teach him the electric slide 😙

Ace: I tried that remember? Last cookout. He stepped on his own toes 😭

Phil: I think he’s graceful like a bird 🤗🤗🤗

Cope: Stop kissing ass to get that girl’s number Phil😕

Phil: Already on it bro 🫡

Jack: Laugh cuz imma bout to get a call from Dancing with the Stars ✨

Trap: That shows still on??

Drama: Bro. I think we have to cut ties. My label can’t be associated with this

Jack: Watch me release a deluxe dance version of the new album and make an instructional video 😈

Ace: On how to do what?😭

Y/N: Leave my man alone😤

Jack: Baby🥹🥹🥹

Y/N: We’ll get you help daddy don’t worry

Jack: Awwww I love you… wait what???

Y/N: Oops! Gotta walk the dog bye 👋🏾

Jack: Babe don’t do me like that😔

Ace: It’s ok bruh we all PG. It’s all love.

Quiiso: Yeah bruh we got you

Jack: Ion need no intervention. Y’all apologize🤨

Urban: Yeah

Phil: Yeah

Trap: STFU ass kissers😙

Neelam: Making a note to look for a dance teacher… tomorrow ✍️

Jack: Ok y’all getting lumps of coal in your stockings this year except for Urb and Phil🎅🏻

Ace: The only gift you could give me is never to publicly do that again. Swear on Usher’s grave bruh 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 🙏🏾

Jack: Usher ain’t dead

Quiiso: He will be when he sees this 😭 You done kilt a legend bruh

Ace: The first step of dance is admit you need help 🙏🏾

Jack: Ight… hope everyone got their shots off. Y’all done?

Urban: Maybe i’m high right now, but I’m impressed 🙌🏻

Y/N: I’m back ❤️❤️❤️🦮

Jack: oh yay😒

Y/N: You low key snapped😖

Jack: See!!! Just say it! I ATE!!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻

Y/N: Baby is that at me??😢

Jack: Idk what got into me. Sorry babe

Y/N: 😘😘😘

Trap: If y’all are gonna start I’m outta here

Quiiso: Same

Ace: Later

Blue Panda: Samesies!!

2Fo: Wait up twin! 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

Urban: I’m gonna go smoke…another one

Drama: 👋🏽

Neelam: 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

Cope: I’ve got anywhere else to be but here

Phil: Not me! What are we doing besties?

Y/N: He’s all yours Phil

Jack: Babe wait!!

Phil: 😔

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[angelofpizza]

jo mama

if i ever achieve the dream of being a drag king living in California someday, I want to look like Peppino Spaghetti from Pizza Tower. It's because when I move out when I graduate and after making a life in California, I want to traumatize my adult brain that one time I made sus fanart of Peppino Spaghetti and gained followers from it during high school

i would like my drag king nickname to either be Peppy Spaghettios, Rey Nessance, or even San François... what do y'all think is better for me? 👉👈

ALSO AHHAHAHA I'M CLOSE TO SUMMER BREAK

TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL FOR ME AHAHAHHAHAHHH

ahahah what's even better is that pride month is coming up and imma come out early... I'm bigender lol