#imfried

[clubs-and-bishops]

juuustttt testing my new heart bot

[rafayelsgf]

[SPOILER]

A CHAOTIC SUMMARY OF RAFAYEL'S GEM AFFECTION

i‘m just gnna ramble at this point because i need to get these fucking shit OUT OF MEUDJWJSJWD im still screaming tbh i feel insane pls someone sedate me this is crazy

ok hahahahshn first of all: his MOANSHSJAHSNANNSWND or idk his breathy voice HAHGWHWHWHWHAHHNNGG and the stare he makes IMFRYING

basically rafayel is a fucking TEASE i repeat he is one fucking TEASE goddamn mc is literally feeding the goddamn grape LIKE ITS LITERALLY ON HIS MOUTH BUT HIS ASS ISNT EATING IT

it took 3 times for him to do something about that grape (spoiler: he still did NOT eat it) HE JUST FUCKIJG KISSED IT AND THEN FUCKING LICKED MC‘S HAND PROCEEDING TO SAY SPICE THINGS UP DUCKIJGHFJDF

and the grape fell! THE GRAPE FELLDLLWLSOWD IMCRYING SO BAD PLS HE PULLS THE BABYGIRL CARD TELLING ITS SO FAR AWAY FUCKIGNHEJWF

Oh god and them mc proceeds to JUST HOLD HIS FACE ANND BROOKFOROORG rafayel‘s breathy voiceiskwndkwixkwd IMMELTIJG FUCK

NO BC MC ASKED IF IT FELL OVER HERE (on his neck) AND RAFAYEL SAID YOU NEED TO GO A LITTLE LOWERJRKSKSKD IM SMASHIG MFISTS

AND GODDDHDJRF mc traces it on his fucking abs Anndmajdwd BROOOOOO THE BREATHIEST SHIT JUST LEFT RAFAYEL‘S MOUTH LIKE HES BREATHING HEAVILY IMSSHITTING

then he haha says hahahaha! wanna keep looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HANDS NEAR THE GODDAMN CROTCH IM GNNA BARK (barking as we speak)

AND THEN HDJWKSKQJSKWD HE PINS YOU DOWN AJDKWKQKWWD DEARGODDDDD and FUCKWOWOQD he fuckign pins u DOWN! ICKKEOAOSWD

haha then proceeds to kiss the fuck out of you 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 eargasm tbh i was literally jumping screaming laughing shitting at this point like haha wdym he gave us kissing sounds or breathy moans wjakaosowksjas HWGAHWHAHAHJQHEKWIDJWF goddamn i disintegrated

the things that this man does to me .... bro i could say that i have changed as a person 🙂‍↕️

[welcometothespookshowbaby]

sleep? never met her.

[oratz]

[lopojo]

How my feet feel. Actually, this is a lot cuter than the seacows I'm sporting. (Art by jaz-lynn) #uncle #seacow #imbeat #pokemewithaforkimdone #SOS #manatee #imfried (at Los Angeles, California)

[autisicatness]

I never post on here but uh hi my name is Agii, I'm autistic, and I have an imaginary friend named Jaiee

I use she/her ki/kir bee/buzz

[therealagbeast]

Sometimes part of the joke is not understanding the punch line. #Thursday #QuittinTime #ThejOker #DCComics #DCUniverse #ThatsIt #ImFried #Meanwhile #Amature https://www.instagram.com/p/BswHcfwHL1i/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h2d3gw6e2zak

[ismileilaughilove]

#CatchMeInTheClouds 🍃🙌🏾✨💛

[booksweet]

gojo said---- its okay----- because---- he-'--- has faith---- in everyonve-------imfrying I cant stop crying I cant ---- shibuya incident arc is destroying me

[iihih]

Martha Stewart and Snoop (our fave tv duo) mock Titanic in their new promo for their cooking show, Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Party Challenge, premiering on VH1 April 3rd. God, we ❤️ them. I’m frying! Hilarious! Bravo @vh1 #marthaandsnoop #mockingtitanic #marthastewart #snoopdogg #vh1promo #advertising #marketing #jackandrose #titanicparody #imfrying #marthaandsnoopspotluckdinnerparty https://www.instagram.com/p/BvdENtsBARZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ezne5qk0m5np

[freshelite-blog1]

@smiledirectclub hit my man @tizz_215 wit the fresh cut and all for the after pick 😂😂😂😂 bro got ya grill fixed you lit don’t chipped his tooth on somebody booty hole #cantsharetheblount 😂😂😂 #topdickheadofphilly #itsnotreallyhim #imfried @phillyphriededibles got me drawln 💯 @acegvng get ya mans

[caffeinatedleg]

How I look and feel in my economics class.. Anyone else in the same boat?

[the-firebird69]

tractors are out there plowing and forg are up ad at it ad they fight and hit.tons fall there is a hug ebattle raging adn tommy f is giving us the middle finger constantly, ad he wont shut up and wont sit down....and it is a joke for a reason action jackson white guy tommy f. but you will miss it...and you get beatup lol...no..you dont smoke pot ok. dont.wont cant shouldnt wouldnt couldnt will not is no way its stupid and so on.  so i see you itis time you have and more andso oni see this, no sh tommy f you hold mehereand are blind deaf dumb stupid hardtoimagine...you zipping round the world sleep 2 hours and wake ready tofry your brain again w coke now do yousee that...no.itis true imfried. tons see...and attched toa whitnigger tardofours...so you seeours it is a fight and he calls usouthere has his call us   out you see...isnot a whimp nor an invalid yetyou all insist ad bring the house downonus all now blameoneperson again...and it wont fly meaning nope itis allthe leaders of all te clans you will feel it if i fail...tommy f say..and it ishostility too as he ws outed left toflaotand so on drained.and itis a dangerous timeforthat. Zues Hera and we admit he is wrongnowand flips us off again...and you laugh but okheis  a veg partially and angry and wewillwin due tohisidiot boney fingerup inthe air as bja does and his faglittlehands he is apussy yes oh yeh he is yamer like a bpitch expectnotto get hit like one of their bitches and wamo hit likethey hit thier bitcheshard fast ad dead and food like they say to their bitches true toyour abitch now tommy f.  we clean your clock Thor Freya thw whole world things they are allmacc towers so bitch on kike assed bitch.  odd istn it you arelooekd at like that and all seeit and none inhistory your generals and fathers thought it would be this easy nope your not well. Hera Zues oh God we aredoomedand we seeit no. but ok you laugh and we are in disgust you are so blind..and no...no stupid...i cannot invetn a giant flying spoon and you not atleast ahve shematics. oh i see youhave on...lol one yeh. ok. youi were sinking octillinships to make yourtowers...no.   a buch not that many goooood now slow down fingerboy and stickit in yourpocketyoull  needit for the real thing therealtiime ok not now when you aretere and in yourglory..no you save itu p so htey can seeyou are in angst ulikemost we question not and only burn...not even there...i see itwowthis is badsaveitup..formy moment and why  you holdcards we cant see...gaga says ti allday nad more dangeorus much more the two big fellas...and yousay cork you may see an illusion he laughs oh and they allhad gear on a funny sight they looksoodd thengear makes it hilarious unitl they jump and screama few times.itis hellthy say aweful things we see..hell.  huge mistake no the glassesshow themand thye wander round infercant stand anyone. hatred at the highestandatusyou knew andwe didat onetime nowno.and you say it..saveitup.holsterthat middle finger and ishall. wewilworkandsilently though it isnot natural lol due tocork n trumpstill in office still nags losers and oh shit bg ishere..we nab himand willbe hit now ifso...so ousay and we agree cant...oh boy. tommy f

[samanthalauzon]

#Hahaha best promo ever @marthastewart @snoopdogg @celinedion #MyHeartWillGoOn #ImFrying https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr8ZHRDGEc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18tp4ez7rs00a

[lopojo]

(Art by @saltstudioprints). #zzzzzzzzzzzzz #sleepy #art #itsbeenaLONGday #nighttime #sweetdreams #moonandstars #saltstudioprints #bonnenuit #imfried