#imagine rwby

[amelia-yap]

Gasp! What if, people react to Weiss suddenly wearing glasses? What then!?

nothing much probably. she'll never wear them outside their dorms

[notmaplemable]

Blake: *Walks into Beacon's lost and found*

Secretary: Hello, can I help you?

Blake: I'm looking for my copy of L- *Notices the Jaune body pillow propped up amongst the lost items*

Secretary: Noticed the body pillow? Yeah, someone must've ordered it. There's a shop in the city that makes them.

Blake: ...Why?

Secretary: Because people pay for it I guess. Though really the better question is why the groin area is so worn out on this one.

Blake: ...

(Who do you think is the true owner?)

[dragon-razor-writings]

Mama Arc: *dressed in full crusader gear, wielding a Charge Blade, and looking like she's about to burn someone alive, with Powerwolf playing from... somewhere*

S/O, watching this: "...So, I have to fight her-"

Jaune, also watching his mother sharpening her weapon: "For her approval, yes."

Papa Arc: "Alright, EMS is now on standby."

S/O: "...Say, you have any advice for me?"

Papa Arc: "Make peace with whatever god you believe in."

[littlelewdmable]

Jaune: Sometimes I kind of wonder what getting a blowjob would be like.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: No I don't want one right- why are you crawling under the lunch ta-

*ziiiiiiiip*

(Imagine your Jaune ship)

[rwac96]

WTF Are your Panties?! (WhiteKnight)

Blake: *squints, sniffing the air* "Weiss...why do you smell...off?"

Weiss: *reading a book* "What do you mean?"

Ruby: *slowly shifts her gaze down to her partner's thighs* "Where the fudge are your panties?!"

Weiss: *lifts her head up, uncaring* "Oh! I don't have them."

Blake: *raises eyebrows* "Excuse me?!"

Weiss: *closes the book, putting it down* "Oh, don't be like that! Yang stopped wearing a bra when you two got together."

Blake: *blushes* "Not the same thing!"

Ruby: *looks to Blake* "It kinda is. I saw ya licking away at Yang's boob--."

*Jaune walks in, rubbing one of his eyes; noticing Weiss uncrossing her legs and spreading them...effectively flashing him*

Jaune: *blushes* "W-Weiss!"

Weiss: *blows Jaune a kiss* "Something to look forward to~."

Ruby: *gets up from her seat* "Figures." *walks towards the door* "You get gross around your S.Os.

Blake: "Am not!!"

Jaune: *exhales* "You do get gross, Blake."

[sirazaroff]

We are SO fuckin back

Original by @/soup-erb

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Beat up and tied to a chair* Gentlemen, Gentlemen! Let's be Civil about this. Let's make a deal!

Jaune: You Surrender, and you don't die. How does That sound?

Branwen Tribe: And how do you intend to kill us?

Jaune: Oh no, I won't kill you. But My spouse can! Say Hi Honey!

*Someone drops behind the crowd*

[drenosa]

Jaune: No, I'm not joking, this would be how I want to go out.

Jaune: Now... gimme those cheeks.

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey! Just because you're bigger than me doesn't mean you can beat me in a fight!

Jaune: What are you gonna do?! Pick me up and throw me to the ground?

Jaune: You gonna pin me there so I can't move, smothering me with your huge legs?

Jaune: You gonna look deep into my eyes and gently bite my ear?

Jaune: PROVE IT, YOU COWARD!

[meadowindreams]

jaune arc: Mom, dad i want you both to meet my girlfriend

Mama arc: Well hello there dear, nice to meet you,

[missnotstarry]

back in the years of signal academy....

[notmaplemable]

The Dress

Mama Arc: Oh, sorry to wake you dear, I'm just getting some measurements.

Mama Arc: Now, what color do you want for the accents of your wedding dress?

Mama Arc: Don't worry dear, Arc wedding dresses are famous across Remnant. You'll look amazing.

Mama Arc: Almost as good as you'll look in the hand made lingerie on your honeymoon~. Now, tell me what colors you want.

(Imagine your Jaune OTP)

[dragon-razor-writings]

After Jaune brings his S/O to his parents...

Jaune: "Alright, I'm gonna go use the bathroom. Be right back." *gets up and leaves*

Papa Arc, once he knows Jaune is out of earshot: "Alright, I'm gonna cut the shit; you hurt that boy, both me and his mother will hunt you down."

Papa Arc: "For your own sake, pray that I find you first. At the very least, you get a quick death with me."

Papa Arc: "If his mother finds you...well, I hope you wanted to wanted to know what the Brazen Bull would feel like without skin."

[littlelewdmable]

Jaune: *thinking* quick Jaune, think of something romantic to say!

Jaune: You're the reason I wake up with a boner every morning.

Jaune: *Thinking* Why the fuck did I say that!?

(Imagine your Jaune OTP)

[rwac96]

Flexibility (WhiteKnight Shitpost)

Jaune: *eating chili fries* "Hey, Weiss, how flexible are ya this weekend?"

Weiss: *sultry* "Flexible, you say~?"

*Weiss lifts up her right leg, ballerina style; which made the swordsman's cheeks crimson*

Jaune: *red-faced* "A-Availability! How available are ya?!"

Weiss: *blinks* "Oh, one trip of Festivus Shopping, but I'm free overall."

Jaune: *quickly nods his head* "Okay, gotcha." *stays silent momentarily* "You can stop doing that now."

Weiss: "Only when you stop staring, Jaune~."

Jaune: *clears his throat* "Admittedly, you are flexible."

[raccrows]

vacuo sun 😵‍💫