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I headcanon that the reason why Miles' "that man" instances get worse in the second game is because he's spent more time apart from Phoenix, like, working in a case with him specifically, since he also seems to not realize when he's near anyway
This also leads me to think that during all the time he spent overseas he was also like that, and, like, even more, explaining what he was talking about with Gumshoe at the end of the third case in jfa
Also, i like to think that when it got too unbearable, Gumshoe will convince him to call Phoenix for help in a case during the 7 years of hobo
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#narumitsu#this is why we aint getting a aai3#his gay is showing too much for us to handle#but if there ever is and we dont get hobo phoenix helping like he said he did ill cry#like bro itd be so dang fun#imagine miles going as usual with the that man until bam#gumshoe brought him over#and in that same instance miles goes tsundere âi didnt need his helpâ he says#and he didnt#but hes happy to see him there#and instead of that man instances we get miles looking over at phoenix just before he does his usual bluffing#and he goes yeah this is the man that saved me just look at him resolving this whole case#and phoenix is interrogating a cat
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OH! You gave ham and noir rings! and ham gets a silver one since noir is greyscale and noir get gold since hamâs in color. Also noir and peni have their nails painted black :)
I do, in fact, have headcanons and here they are
noir has black blood and webbing! (Which is something he should had have in spiderverse)
his glasses also completely obscure his eyes if heâs not trusting/alert/working mode but clear up when heâs chilling
doesnât really matter all too much since heâs really expressive around people without his mask on which is a trait that Peter b shares
noir and peni donât really quip like how miles or Peter does but luckily ham talks enough to carry all three of them
I love play around with the idea that their universeâs trademarks follows all three of them but in more random ways
The sky is a perfect clear blue and flowers sprout when hamâs singing in the morning and walking around New York. One of those âitâs a beautiful day todayâ songs
sunsets are the prettiest when peni is also there. Itâs an intense yellow-orange with dark clouds rolling in the sky
Rain comes whenever noir is doing a angsty introspective monologue but he could literally just monologue about anything and rain will come his he pulls out all the stops
The wind seem to follow all three of them equally, peniâs a gust that carries a few leaves, hamâs a visible white swirling line, and noirâs blows on his trenchcoat
I imagine ham and noir, bless their poor souls, are always on edge when things begin to slow down because of the nature of their universe
ham has probably experienced dozing off or relaxing before suddenly BAM something happens suddenly scares him and /or calls him to man the spider ham role. Just part of the cartoon trope
meanwhile noirâs downtime in his universe means that something is brewing in his New York and heâs going to get a telephone call or hear that somethingâs happening that he has to go investigate
they almost afraid to settle down since it means that something is going to happen and something happening isnât usually a good thing
peni doesnât have this anxiety because she gets beach episodes and/or slice of life moments (instead she has breakdowns episodes where everything seems to go wrong until she canât take it anymore:D)
this leds to peni to willed slice of life/beach episodes into Milesâs universe so ham and noir get to actually relax without fear of their universe logic coming out to get them

YESSSSS YESSSSS YESSSS!!!! DUDE YOU ARE SO RIGHT! I AM GRIPPING YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW AND SHAKING IT AROUND
I LOVE READING HEADCANONS AND I WILL BE STEALING AND POTENTIALLY DRAW THEM OUT IF I GET MOTIVATED TO DO SO
ALSO!! YOU NOTICED THE RINGS AND NAIL POLISH!! (Honestly other people may/have noticed it and just didnât comment on it but still!!)
I actually have drawings planned out for both of those things just give me some time PLEASE IM SO SLOW THIS WEEK HAS NOT BEEN KIND (literally no one but me is telling me to draw)
#imagine me tossing you around the room like a basketball#I love receiving asks#because they always cater to my interests#I wonder why#tec ask#Iâm so fucking slow at drawing
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Hey lovely I was wondering if I could request what waking up to the allies is likeâ€
Sure thing~
America
waking up to Alfred means waking up either pushed to the very edge of the bed or so entangled with him and the blankets there will be no leaving until he wakes up
I like to imagine he often takes up all the space on a bed during the night tho and effectively steals all the covers tho he's never covered in them he just steals them and pushes them to the bottom of the bed
he always looks so peaceful and happy while he sleeps
I can picture him sleep talking if he's having a rather vivid dream
you won't be getting any answers from him tho he's just repeating what he's saying in his dream
if he wakes up before you get bored of watching him or before you fall back asleep he'll hug you extra tight and pull you closer while mumbling good morning
it's really slurred tho so it's either unintelligible or more like "mon'in beaut'l"
he's actually rather calm and clingy in the morning
like he's not immediately popping out of bed to go do whatever America's do
he just holds you close, maybe tries to make small talk with you in the morning, but usually just likes to bask in the calm morning silence with you as he attempts to not go back to sleep
You'll have to pry him off of you tho if he or you have somewhere to be because Alfred will not want to get out of bed
England
I'd be surprised if you woke up before him, Arthur is one of those early to be early to rise kind of people
unless he decided to get drunk in which case you're looking at sleeping at 1 am and waking at about 12 noon
so if it's one of those times or you do manage to wake up before him you'll find he's clingy during the night
the both of you are usually at the very edge of the bed when waking up, he probably pushed and chased you while sleeping so that's how you ended up there
definitely latched onto your arm or laying on half of you drooling most definitely
he looks like a literal baby when asleep, like years of tension and stress are just gone
Arthur lightly snores while he sleeps and he has no idea he does this and will absolutely deny it if you or anyone else tries to tell him otherwise
if he wakes up while you're still in bed with him he'll probably apologize and try to leave since he usually makes you both tea or coffee for in the morning
if you allow him to leave you'll get just that, tea or coffee in bed with the addition of scones from the other day
if you tug him back to you Arthur might implode and become incredibly soft with you
likes to tuck you under his chin and hold you tightly while telling you how much he loves you
He won't allow either of you to stay in bed too long, you'll get just the right amount of love and affection before he's telling you to get up and get dressed
France
you will more than likely always be waking up before him
Francis really does take his beauty sleep seriously
He won't steal the blankets or push you away, he's a rather calm sleeper and while he's clingy both before and during his sleep, you won't end up a mile away from where you passed out or unable to move away in the morning
you will be practically glued to him tho, likely spooning, Francis likes to hold you close during the night what can I say
tho yet again he doesn't have an iron grip on you, you could easily sneak out of his hold without waking him if you really wanted to
he smiles in his sleep
so he looks rather peaceful due to that
he mumbles while he sleeps too
and unlike Alfred, Francis will somewhat answer questions, they just don't make sense sometimes so if you want a serious answer you might have to ask a few times
sometimes he's actually awake when you ask him questions and he likes to say random nonsense or say really cheesy stuff just to mess with you
if you decided to stay until he woke up you are greeted with a lovely morning kiss and a mandatory cuddle session
he just wants to hold you for a while before either of you have to start your days
when he does finally have to get up he'll sleepily walk the both of you to the kitchen so he can make some breakfast
Canada
Matthew is a nice middle man in terms of if you'll wake up before him or not
most of the time you two will likely be waking up at the exact time or before the other can even think about rolling out of bed
Matthew also sleeps like the dead, like no moving, no cuddling unless you go to him during your sleep, he doesn't snore either
it's hard to tell if he's even breathing sometimes
where you end up depends entirely on how you sleep because Matthew won't be moving unless you move him yourself
he makes no expression in his sleep, he still looks peaceful tho
I feel like you might have to stay in bed tho if you wake up before him
because while he doesn't seem alive while he's sleeping Matthew is actually pretty easy to wake up if he feels your side of the bed move
he worries about you and just wants to make sure everything is fine before he goes back to sleep
once he wakes up tho you are greeted with the sweetest of smiles and the most genuine look of love someone has ever seen
he tugs you close to him so you guys are face to face while laying down
he just wants to hold your hand and appreciate the early morning calmness with you
definitely whispers I love you a bunch of times and compliments you, this is his softest hour because no one is around but you two, not even little Kumajirou
he won't really want to get up, but Matthew won't make a fuss about it, plus he wants to make you breakfast anyways
Russia
you will wake up before him, I can see him as a morning person but I can't see him wanting to start his day without you being up too, it's cheesy I know
you will also be crushed against him, like doesn't matter what position y'all fell asleep in even if somehow you fell asleep on the other end of the bed
you will wake up in his arms under the covers and probably dying from the heat of him and the large blanket he no doubt covered you both in
you won't be moving either, Ivan doesn't move a lot during his sleep, especially when he has you in his arms so where you fell asleep is about the place you'll wake up
S N O R E S
if you are a light sleeper I hope you like his personal ASMR because he snores like a plane taking off
this is also how you know he's about to fully wake up because his snores get lighter or completely stop
basically bear hugs you once he wakes up and kisses the top of your head
Ivan likes having sleepy conversations with you when he wakes up
he doesn't care about what, just talk to him even if it's some simple small talk
he just wants to hear your voice
His eyes probably won't open until he has to get up
honestly, he's trying to go back to sleep and savor this moment between you two
you'll definitely have to fight him to get up and get ready
it's cold and he doesn't want to get up and more importantly getting up means you won't be curled up in his arms anymore ă
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China
it's a toss-up really, you might wake up before him, but likely not
like Yao is by no means a morning person, but he's got things to do and he's responsible so he'll usually get up
he'll complain no doubt, but at least he'll be up
Yao is kind of a crazy sleeper, not like Alfred crazy, but you may end up tangled up in some limbs and blanket in the morning
but nothing you can't easily dislodge yourself from
he looks kinda angry in his sleep like his brows are just a little bit furrowed
Yao snores too, not as quietly as Arthur but not even close to as loud as Ivan
and much like Ivan, this is his telltale sign he's about to become conscious again
he goes from snoring away to just bam, nothing, so it's really easy to tell that he's not asleep anymore despite his sometimes childish attempts to fake being asleep
he won't make any big moves for a seemingly long time like at most Yao will make a little move to hold your hand or snuggle a little bit closer
he looks grumpy af when he wakes up and opens his eyes finally
he isn't, well not really, maybe just a little bit
Yao is not a morning talker
don't ask him any questions because he doesn't know and won't know until he's eaten something and maybe been awake for like an hour
grunts as a response if he's incredibly sleepy
it is peek caveman hours when Yao just wakes up
#aph america#aph england#aph france#aph canada#aph russia#aph china#hws america#hws england#hws france#hws canada#hws russia#hws china#hetalia#hetalia reactions#hetalia headcanons#hetalia scenarios
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Happy Whumpmas (à©*Ëá”Ë)à©*đ
ââïž!!! You have just been snowballed by a secret whumper. Help to keep the snowball fight going by anonymously sending this to five other whumpers with a whump-related question of your choice: Have you ever imagined a very whumpy scenario, then caught yourself thinking "Wow, I've REALLY taken it too far" and what was that scenario?
Okay, so⊠Donât judge me, okay? XD
I spent, like, 10 years whumping a demon with a ridiculously strong pain tolerance and fast healing abilities⊠and now my whumpee du jour is in a world with magic that can, you know, heal wounds and reattach limbs and even conceivably stop/reverse death and⊠Look, donât judge me, man.
I mean, when you have whumpees who have lost limbs and been hit by cars and been blasted miles away with demon magic and straight-up died in canon⊠I mean, you kinda have to come up with some creative ways to whump them so it, you know, leaves a mark. You canât just shoot âem and call it a day. Theyâll laugh that shit off. So with that in mind⊠Okay, donât judge me, butâŠ
Without any names or backgrounds, these are some of the worst things (IMO) that I have done to whumpees in either role-playing scenes or fiction:
Severed Body Parts - I know, youâre thinking âwhatâs the big deal there?â But, uh, I sort of severed everything that could be severed? One at a time? And sent them to their spouse in the mail? :) I mean, she kept them all safe and put them back on for him later. Iâm not some kind of psycho or something. :)
Fire - Again, this one seems pretty innocent⊠but it was in a scenario where the whumpee was literally incapable of dying and basically turned into some sort of Undead Fried Crispy of Agony until their caretaker finally found them and healed them. Like, a day or two later. Theyâd gone mad by then. Oops. :)
Drowning - This was in the same general scenario as the Fire one, so they just basically kept drowning/âdyingâ and then their body would expel the water and heal itself, returning them to life - but since they were chained underwater, as soon as they revived and took a breath, the cycle just began anew. Endlessly. For days. That kinda drove them a bit loopy, too. :)
Buried Alive: Again, incapable of death. Run through with a sword. Buried in a grave with the rotting corpse of someone theyâd killed and felt guilt over. The wound festered and got horribly infected, and instead of being stuck there for days, uh, it mightâve been weeks? :) Oops?
Forced Incest: Okay, so I mightâve once bound two male sibling whumpees together in such a way that they were forced into sexual contact against their will. I mean, Iâve done the same thing to countless other whumpees who werenât related, but it did feel a bit wrong to add the incest angle to it. I mean, you know, it didnât feel wrong enough for me not to do it or to not enjoy it, but⊠Well, you know, shit happens :)
Shake & Bake: Okay, this oneâs probably the one that most left me staring at what Iâd typed, going, âSeriously, KW, what the fuck?â The whumpee was staked out spreadeagle on a steel plate underneath what was essentially a giant magnifying glass, sprinkled with herbs and spices for shits and giggles⊠and left to literally bake alive in the hot, hot sun. Or be eaten by animals, whichever came first. And it was a little from Column A and a little from Column B by the time they were rescued, because why not? I mean, animals need to eat, too⊠and itâs not like those fingers that arm couldnât grow back :)
Castration: No, no, wait, this oneâs a contender too. Now, mind you, Iâve removed more dicks than Tumblr did when it axed adult content, but usually itâs just a wham-bam-thatreallyhurts-maâam kind of thing that somehow gets reversed eventually (or doesnât, you know, because shit happens, I guess?). But, uh, I mightâve⊠Like⊠Also done some less than savory things with some of the dicks after I cut them off? I think the worst Iâve done was the time I mighta kinda sorta shoved the dick up the whumpeeâs ass and the balls inside their mouth as a gag. I mean, come on, man, they had to go somewhere, you canât just leave those things sitting around. What would the neighbors think?! And it was kinda handy to have them there when the whumpee was rescued, you know. I was only thinking of his future comfort, because when the caretaker realized they were, uh, you know, conveniently packaged with the whumpee, they were able to heal/reattach them. See? It was practically merciful! :)
I still think the cooked alive one was probably the most twisted scenario Iâve ever concocted. I remember telling my RPing partner not to judge me for that one XD She didnât, of course, but I think it was the only time I was ever worried she might. Anyway, I think thatâs all of the worst things Iâve come up with⊠at least that I can remember off the top of my head right now. Iâve got about 20+ years of whump writing and RPing in my past, so⊠Iâm sure Iâve done some other sick things that Iâve just forgotten about XD Câest la vie!
#whumpmas#oopsies#things kw probably shouldn't be proud of#but somehow kinda is anyway#:)#anonymous#kw ask box
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Secrets [6] / BamBam x Reader
OTHER PARTS: 01 - Got7 Mafia AU / 02 / 03 / 04 / 05 / 06 / 07 / 08 / 09 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 - the end
Jackson thinks he returned back to you safely, but he should have known that nothing ever goes according to plan when it comes to his and BamBamâs lifestyle.
Pairing: Mafia AU!BamBam x Reader / Reader x Jackson
Warnings: angst + strong language
Words: 3.6k

You didnât hear when Jackson returned because you went to bed as soon as he left and, surprisingly, managed to fall asleep â after tossing and turning for what felt like hours, â without any nightmares from before haunting you this time. Usually, you were mildly annoyed if you didnât dream of anything and instead spent the night trying to find a position to sleep in, but this time you woke up feeling too tired to care about anything.
Of course, the fatigue went away as soon as you saw Jackson sitting on your bed and almost screamed in horror, adrenaline immediately starting to course through your veins.
âYouâre back,â you exhaled, still recovering from the initial shock, your hand clutching your chest under the duvet.
âYeah, sorry I scared you,â he said. âI swear I wasnât sitting here like a creep, I just came in and I wasnât sure if I should wake you or not, since itâs almost, uh, four in the morning.â
âThatâs okay, I must have woken up because I felt your presence,â you said and watched him look away from you.
âSorry,â he said timidly. âI didnât stay there for very long. Bam wasââ
âNo,â you extended a hand, cutting him off. âI donât want to hear it.â
Jackson looked a little surprised about this but he realized this probably shouldnât have shocked him at all. You had said your goodbye in your note to BamBam. Jackson wasnât sure if there was an appropriate response to âfuck you.â
âWas the trip okay?â you asked, shuffling under the covers until your back was leaning against the headboard of the bed. âIâm sorry I made you take that note for me. You had to risk your life for something so petty, Iâm sorââ
âNo, donât apologize. You needed some closure,â Jackson replied, shrugging his shoulders. âI understand.â
âYeah, some closure it was.â
He didnât say anything else and the two of you just stayed quiet for a while.
What surprised you the most was that, although you and Jackson were only familiar with each other for such a short time, this silence wasnât awkward in the slightest.
Jackson, however, decided to break it. âBamBam seemedââ
âNo, please,â you cut him off again, turning away. âDonât talk about him.â
âRight,â Jackson realized. âSorry.â
Silence again.
Both of you started to slowly realize that if your ties to BamBam were now fully cut, there was really no point for Jackson to stay here. And yet neither one of you chose to voice this realization, keeping it inside of your minds.
âAre you tired?â you asked Jackson instead.
He glanced at the watch on his wrist as if that was going to influence his answer. âUh, kind of. But Iâmââ
âYou should lie down,â you said. âThis couldnât have been easy for you, either. You spent a lot of time stressed. Bamâs your friend.â
Yeah, Jackson thought, Bam was his friend. And that was exactly the reason why he couldnât even lie down on the same bed with you, no matter how tired he was. Even thinking about it seemed wrong.
âNo, Iâm okay,â Jackson replied, getting up from your bed. âI came to watch over you.â
âAnd thatâs what youâre doing,â you said, âLook, I donât care ifâ,â you stopped suddenly, noticing the way he fidgeted nervously next to the bed. âWait, is this aboutâJackson, Iâm not suggesting we actually sleep together. Iâm saying you need to sleep, youâve been worrying the whole day, too. I can get out of the bed if it makes you that uncomfortable.â
âNo!â he protested. âI-I just mean, itâs your bed. Itâd be weird if I made you get out of it for me.â
âWell, then lie down!â
It wasnât often that people who werenât his superiors barked orders at him. It was even rarer that he followed them as he did right now, climbing back on your bed and awkwardly lying down on top of the duvet.
âComfortable?â you asked teasingly, knowing very well that the bed was big enough for Jackson to get under the covers and still stay miles away from your body.
He smirked, catching your mocking tone. âNot really. Iâll get there, though. It usually takes me a while to find a comfortable sleeping position.â
âWell, if sleeping like a corpse is your thing, then, by all means, you do you,â you said, ready to turn away from him and head back to sleep as Jackson laughed at this.
You had your back turned to him so you couldnât see the way he immediately turned his head to look at you as soon as you werenât looking at him anymore. He watched you but he couldnât see the soft smile on your face that was caused by the sound of his laughter.

You hadnât expected to fall asleep again because you already felt like youâve gotten all the sleep you needed, however poor the quality of said sleep was, and because Jackson managed to let his presence be known by breathing really heavily. Eventually, you managed to get used to that sound â and actually found it quite soothing â and slowly felt sleep overcome your body.
This should have been really concerning and you were sure your mother would have scolded you about this for hours â âstranger danger!â Sheâd remind you that you didnât know Jackson for that long to be able to tell if he was truly who he said he was, and here you were sleeping in the same bed with him despite all that.
Yet, you had no doubt that Jackson hadnât lied to you about anything. Even when he stayed quiet and refused to talk to you when he first came to your house, you already saw the sincerity behind the strictness in his eyes.
And, despite laying on the other side of the bed from him, you trusted him completely and allowed yourself to fall asleep, with a man you barely knew in your bed. Perhaps it was the stress and anxiety of the past couple of days that created this trust â this bond that you could feel but never describe â between the two of you, or perhaps it was something else. Either way, you werenât worried about Jackson in the slightest. And as long as you didnât allow your mind to wander to BamBam, all alone somewhere far away, you werenât worried about anything at all.
You couldnât pinpoint the exact moment when you had flipped around and arranged your body in such a position that your legs were basically dangling off the edge of the bed, but your head was leaned against Jacksonâs shoulder as he slept on his back, his head turned to you.
Once you realized that the bed was actually nowhere near big enough for the two of you to sleep on furthest corners of it, you tried to pull your head away from Jacksonâs body slowly, without waking him up. Not because you cared about what heâd say if he suddenly woke up â and he would have most definitely freaked out and never looked at you again â but because you wanted to look at him while he was sleeping.
Your mind could fathom that this was borderline creepy, but as soon as you saw his soft, vulnerable face, your heart took complete control over your actions.
Your eyes slid down his hairline, noticing his disheveled hair that made him look much more carefree than he usually seemed. You saw the way his eyelashes fluttered ever so often as he dreamed about something that brought a small smile to his normally strictly closed lips. Your own lips unconsciously parted as you watched his pink, pouting ones and the way they stretched slightly when he smiled.
His skin glistened even though the only lighting in the room came from the slight crack in the curtains. It wasnât enough to see everything clearly, but you had a feeling Jackson radiated a light of his own, thus allowing you to notice every little thing about him, like the creases between his nose and the apples of his cheeks caused by smiling, or the fallen eyelash on his left cheek.
You nearly gasped when you heard Jackson moan softly and turn to his side so his entire body was facing you. He opened his mouth, yawning, and you panicked momentarily before shutting your eyes closed, not ready to risk getting caught staring at him.
You didnât know if he had opened his eyes but you werenât going to check. Youâd much rather just pretend to be asleep, even though your heart was starting to beat out of your chest.
And Jackson fell for it.
Why wouldnât he? You looked like you were sleeping. Not even his wildest thoughts would have allowed him to imagine that you spent the first few minutes after you had woken up inspecting his features.
And so, thinking that you were asleep, Jackson took this time to watch you, completely oblivious to the fact that you had just watched him the same way minutes ago. Contrary to Jackson though, you could feel his eyes on you.
You were positive your acting was a complete bust as the sound of your heartbeat must have filled the whole room, but as you dramatically turned onto your back â giving Jackson a chance to look away â and slowly opened your eyes, Jackson looked like he legitimately thought you had just woken up.
âHey,â you said after glancing at him and noticing his open eyes that were fixed on the ceiling now.
âHi,â he replied, turning to look at you now that youâve addressed him. âDid you sleep well?â
âActually, yeah. Surprisingly,â you said. âYou?â
âMe too,â Jackson admitted checking the time on his watch again. âOh, shit. I actually canât remember the last time I slept that long. Itâs almost midday.â
âThatâs⊠eight hours,â you said, unable to hide your own surprise.
You had just slept for eight hours in the middle of everything that was happening. What was BamBam doing in those eight hours? Was he worried out of his mind? Was he fighting for his life?
No.
You shook your head, not wanting the thoughts of BamBam to invade your head when youâve done everything you could have to avoid thinking about him.
âWhatâs wrong?â Jackson asked, bringing you back to real time.
âHuh?â
âYou were shaking your head,â he pointed out.
âOh,â you looked away from him, for some reason not wanting to admit that you were thinking of your estranged husband â or was it, ex-husband, now? â first thing in the morning. âYour hairâs kind of a mess.â
This wasnât really a cop-out, Jacksonâs hair really did look messy, but you kind of liked it that way. Not that youâd mention that to him.
Jackson lifted his hand, bringing it through his hair. âIs it? Iââ
He stopped talking when a peculiar â given the circumstances â sound from downstairs ended your cozy morning chatter immediately.
The doorbell.
You felt panic in your stomach right away. Jackson tried to play it off, but you could tell that he didnât like this, either.
Jackson was already here, and he was the only person who knew you were BamBamâs wife. Well, aside from Ray. But Ray couldnât have been here, could he..?
âW-whoâ?â you tried to ask but the sudden panic made it hard for you to form words.
âIâll check it out,â Jackson said, standing up and grabbing his gun from the nightstand next to your bed. âStay here.â
There was no way you were going to stay when your heart was beating like that. You werenât particularly curious to know who was standing behind that door, but at the same time, you felt like you had to know who it was. No one told you anything about anyone, and perhaps now was your chance to find out more and to finally evaluate the level of danger you were in. On top of that, you would have never forgiven yourself if whoever was behind that door killed Jackson and you had stayed in your room, not even trying to save him.
As soon as you heard Jackson leave your room and climb down the stairs to open the door, you got out of bed and quietly sneaked out of your bedroom, stopping right in front of the staircase and squatting, so you could see what was happening one floor below.
Jackson held his gun in front of him as he slowly approached the door, not taking any risks even if it was one of your friendly neighbours â although, perhaps calling them neighbours was a far stretch, since the closest âneighboursâ youâve had lived about a mile away â that decided to randomly stop by. He didnât trust anyone.
As if having a feeling you had followed him, Jackson suddenly turned around and, naturally, caught you watching him at the top of the stairs.
âY/n!â he whisper-yelled. âGo back to the bedroom!â
You shook your head, remaining quiet and still. This and the determination in your eyes â that Jackson probably couldnât even see from so far away, but he still knew that it was there â was enough to get him to sigh deeply and let you be, as he turned around and slowly opened the door.
âWell, hello,â a cheerful voice announced as soon as the door was open. âI had a feeling Iâd find you here, King.â
The man behind the door didnât address him as Jackson. He said King.
âWhat do you want, Ito?â Jackson snapped back.
Ito? As in, the man you were on the phone with the other day because Ray had told you heâd help you find Jackson?
âYou know very well what we want,â Ito said, not speaking just for himself, and thus, letting you know that he didnât come here alone, which meant that you and Jackson were most likely outnumbered. âBam is hiding.â
âIs he?â Jackson asked almost mockingly.
Ito scoffed. âWell, heâs not with us, so of course, heâs hiding.â
âWhy would he be with you?â Jackson continued, even though you had a feeling he already knew the answers.
âYouâre very sweet, King,â Ito said in an overly affectionate voice. âBut donât try to stall. We came to take BamBam a few days ago and we know his wife was in the house with him. Where is she now?â
You almost gasped, swiftly covering your mouth with your hand. So, Ito was one of the men that BamBam was talking to outside of your bedroom that night when they tried to take him. Although, to be fair, Ito didnât really say much back then, someone else did most of the talking. But he was there, too.
But then... why did Ray tell you to find Ito? If he knew it was Ito, who was the biggest threat to BamBam, â and he had to know! Ray was, more or less, working in the same circles as BamBam, after all â he would have never sent you to him. But he did. And that could only mean that, in the end, Ray wasnât BamBamâs friend.
Fuck.
âWhy do you need his wife?â Jackson asked Ito, while thoughts about how badly you have misjudged the people BamBam was working with swarmed in your head.
âWe just want to talk,â Ito replied. âI promise weâll be nice.â
âShe doesnât know anything,â Jackson insisted, his gun still pointed at Ito, but Ito seemed completely unphased.
âLet us judge that,â Ito disagreed. âWe wonât try to kill her, King, you can calm down. We just need to talk to her. Thatâs it.â
Noticing that Jackson was slowly running out of counter-arguments, despite not wanting them to see you, you stood up from where youâve been squatting.
âGreat. Letâs talk,â you said, descending the stairs and making Jackson whip his head to look at you, horror prominent in his eyes.
âY/n,â Ito said, smiling widely once you finally approached the door, stopping next to Jackson. âGreat to finally see you.â
âI wish I could say the same,â you replied, surprised to find the strength in yourself to address the man, who wanted your husband dead, in such a defying matter. âI have to tell you that you wasted your time coming here. Thereâs nothing going on between BamBam and me.â
It still hurt to say this but you tried your best not to show it and probably succeeded because Ito looked like he genuinely wasnât expecting you to say something like this with such a straight face. To be honest, you werenât expecting that, either.
âIs that so?â Ito asked. âYouâre not his wife?â
âIâm not going to be for much longer,â you replied. âWeâre going through a divorce. BamBamâs been a real asshole to me. I kind of canât stand him.â
Itoâs smile returned. âOh? Well, if thatâs the case, then why is Jackson here?â
âHeâs my boyfriend,â you said without skipping a beat and gave Jackson a look when he visibly started to suffocate after hearing you say this.
Ito considered this. You knew he could tell that something was definitely going on between Jackson and you, mostly because both of you had bed hair and wore wrinkled clothes.
âY/n, I mean no offense, when I say this,â Ito said then. âBut youâve lied to me once before.â
âWhen did I lie to you?â you asked, frowning.
âWhen you called me the other day,â Ito said. âDo you remember that? You told me you found the phone â BamBamâs phone â and you were told to return it to Jackson.â
Fuck, you should have found a different way to find Jackson. Fucking Ray had set you up.
Panicking, you racked your brain for a plausible explanation.
âI needed to know if it was you,â you said finally. âNor Jackson, nor I knew where BamBam was, but we suspected you might know something. I called you to try and arrange a meeting but Jackson didnât like this plan. He made me hang up.â
Youâve never talked out of your ass that much before, so it must have been the adrenaline and the fear that helped you keep a straight face as you attempted to lie your way out of Itoâs wrath.
âHuh,â Ito said, apparently buying everything youâve just said. âSo, youâre saying that out of the three of us, no one knows where BamBam is right now.â
âThatâs exactly what Iâm saying,â you replied, crossing your arms over your chest, in hopes that itâll help you keep your balance since your legs were slowly giving in.
âBut, hold on for a moment. If BamBamâs been an asshole to you, why did you bother to look for him in the first place?â Ito continued, giving you a suspicious look. âI thought you were with Jackson.â
âThatâs right,â you replied, realizing that the more you lied, the easier it was becoming to lie more. âBut BamBam was still missing. Gone. Something wasnât right. Jackson came to me, we tried to find him. We couldnât.â
âThis is very interesting,â Ito said, either impressed by the story you just presented him or by the fact that you had the guts to lie right to his face. âSo, youâre saying that Jacksonâs here because⊠youâre together, right? Not because of any other reason?â
Ito must have suspected that Jackson had been working with BamBam â no matter how low-key Jackson tried to stay â but he couldnât know for sure, and your lies were making it difficult for him to find what the truth was.
âYes,â you said. âI donât know what any other reason could be. H-heâs my boyfriend.â
Your voice shook a little but it slid past Itoâs eyes as he grinned, proud of himself for suddenly coming up with the perfect way to check if you werenât lying.
âProve it,â he said.
You swallowed hard, glancing at Jackson who looked at you in confusion.
âProve it?â you repeated, looking back at Ito. âW-what do you mean? Do you want me to tell you what we did during our first date orâ?â
âNo, Iâm sure there are other ways to prove your relationship isnât just a ploy,â Ito said, the same cunning grin still on his face. âLess talking and, perhaps, more doing.â
Feeling how hard your heart was beating against your ribcage, you gave Ito a sarcastic look â trying to get him to think that his command was ridiculous and unnecessary â and then turned to look at Jackson, who was still watching you.
Not wanting to think too much about this, you took a step closer to him. You leaned in, stopping momentarily once your faces were millimeters away from each other, and heard Jackson inhale shakily as he closed his eyes. You closed the gap between you two, barely brushing your lips against his, because as soon as you felt how soft his lips were â not even having enough time to actually taste them â you heard gunfire.
You jumped away from Jackson in shock, turning your head to look at the man who was previously standing in front of you.
But Ito wasnât standing anymore.
His body was on your doorstep, hands at his sides, as a puddle of blood slowly spread around from underneath him.
Dead.
Horrified, you looked at Jackson and met his confused eyes as both of you simultaneously glanced at the gun in his hands, both thinking that it was him who fired.
Except it wasnât.
Naturally, you turned your head to look at the adjacent end of the room because thatâs where the shot had to come from.
You froze in place when you saw the familiar brown eyes of the shooter. The same brown eyes that bore into yours, despite having the gun pointed at Itoâs dead body. The same brown eyes you hadnât expected to see again so soon, or ever again.

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equivalents
â skam noorhelm+remakes crossover
â part three of the three-part series âjails and bailsâ
grace returned into their temporary jail cell, and took a seat between ele and mia.
âcalled my boyfriend.â she muttered, âheâs gonna be here in 30.â
mia took her hand. âeverything okay?â she asked, worried. âis it money? alex is coming and-â
âno, no, not that,â grace reassured, âitâs just that⊠he was having dinner with his mom and her new boyfriend.â she gently thumped her head against the wall. âi feel so bad. ugh,â she cringed, âimagine what he told her! hey, my girlfriendâs in jail so i gotta go bail her out.â
ele couldnât help but let out a snort, but when grace started to laugh, the rest of them started to join in. they truly had no idea why, but they just felt like it. if all of them were being honest, they felt a lot better kicking around the sleaze.
a police man arrived in front of their cell, and mia went up to him, obviously because she was the only one who spoke german. he said a few things and pointed back at the girls, and she nodded, before thanking him and making her way back to the girls. she had a grin on her face.
âwhatâs up?â grace asked, as soon as mia sat down. âapparently, we broke our glasses and kind of made a mess at the bar, but the good news is, they wonât be pressing charges. actually, a lot of the bartenders who work there said that they wanted charges against the dude. heâs been a douche harassing a lot of the lady bartenders, workers and the visitors. theyâre calling us heroes, basically.â she chuckled.
manon let out a âwhoop!â. âwe did it, ladies.â she grinned. âeven only knowing each other for just a few hours, we managed to knock a sexist asshole out.â
the girls high-fives each other. âanything else?â ele asked. âmm, yeah,â mia started, âthey just want our statements before we go.â ele grinned. âoh, that asshole wonât even have a chance of escaping.â she said, cracking her knuckles.
âthank God my husband came with me,â noora said, âor else i wouldnât have known how else to get out of here. i donât like to carry around a lot of money.â
âneither do i,â manon said. âcharles usually handles all of that. and the passports.â she grinned sheepishly. âiâm prone to losing things.â
âsame here, sister.â grace said, before smirking. âand ooo, charles huh? sounds like heâs some french prince or something.â
manon snorted. âjust the french equivalent to miaâs alex.â she nudged her head over at mia. âaw,â grace suddenly noticed a ring on manonâs finger, âis that from him?â
manon looked down at it, before nodding shyly. âyeah, we got engaged 3 months back. heâs kinda like a puppy, though.â she rolled her eyes. âhe follows me everywhere i go. but this time, iâm glad he did. but if only i could get him to stop trying to spend so much money on petty thingsâŠ.â
ele scoffed. âmy boyfriendâs the king of petty and money-spending, trust me.â she said. âedoardo refuses to eat nothing but over $18 ice cream. $18!â she exclaimed, exasperated. the girls wheezed from their laughter. all of their men were extremely spoilt in a funny way.
âwhat about your other half, grace?â noora asked. âwhatâs he like?â
grace rolled her eyes. âthink about any clichĂ© guy character from a cheesy american love story or movie, and there you go!â she exclaimed sarcastically. âthatâs daniel. he was the football teamâs captain of my high school. a total spoilt brat and asshole. itâs really a wonder how i fell for him.â as she said that, a smile was unconsciously spread on her face.
the girls smiled as well. âguess weâre prone to charming assholes.â noora said. âhey, i married one, you guys will be too. this shit is forever.â she joked.
but obviously deep down inside, they wouldnât want it any other way. william entered the police station, which was a few miles away from the hotel he and noora were staying at.
âer, hi,â he greeted the police man behind the counter. âiâm here to bail someone out.â
âmay i know their name, sir?â the police man asked. william nodded. ânoora sĂŠtre.â he said. the man didnât even need to go through his computer. âsheâs currently in questioning right now, sir. you can pay right now and then have a seat behind you.â
williamâs eyes widened. âquestioning?â he asked in disbelief. âis she okay? what did she even do?â noora hadnât explained anything to him, only told him that she got herself in jail and needed him to bail her out.
the police man cracked a small smile. âdonât worry about it. nothing major. in fact, itâs just taking a statement, thatâs all. and iâll leave the story to her.â he said, which made william relax a little. âokay, then. thank you.â he thanked, and paid the bail before making his way over to the row of chairs the police man had directed him to.
there were 4 other men sitting there, waiting slightly impatiently. william guessed that they mustâve gotten here a lot earlier, and still hadnât managed to do what they had come for.
the chair in the middle was empty, and he helped him to it. after a few minutes in awkward silence, he finally decided to break it. âyou guys here to bail someone out? a friend?â he asked, in a slight joking manner.
the boy on his right broke into a smile. âtry fiancĂ©e.â he said. âand i still donât know what happened. one moment sheâs at her art gallery, telling me sheâll be out with some friends she made, the next thing i knew, i was receiving a call from her. from jail.â he recounted his past hour. âoh, and iâm alex, by the way.âÂ
he extended his hand out to william, who shook it. âwilliam. and hey, thatâs basically what happened to me as well. my wife nooraâs here on a business trip, and she was at an art gallery to go report on it, and then bam! in jail.â
âyour lady as well?â the man on williamâs left piped up. âmy girlfriend works at-"
âartchives?â the last two men finished simultaneously. the one on alexâs right extended his hand out for all of the boys. âcharles. charmed to meet you.â
âiâm daniel.â the other man introduced. âedoardo. pleased to meet you.â the man on danielâs left said.
âwell, you guys clearly arenât from around here, especially you with the american accent.â alex pointed at daniel, who raised his hands in surrender.Â
âdead-on. iâm from new york, but born and raised texas.â he explained.
âah,â charles said, âexplains the texan accent. iâm from france.â
ârome, italy.â edo then said.
ânorway.â william said. âand i have a feeling our girls got arrested all together.â
alex snorted. âlet me ask you guys something.â he said. âdo your girlfriends-wife,â he gestured towards william, âpick on fights at every chance they get? will do and say whatever it takes to make them right?â
âabsolutely.â
âa 100%.â
âno doubt.â
âis that even a question?â
alex did jazz-hands. âta-da!â he exclaimed sarcastically. âthatâs how weâve ended up here. our psychos have found each other.â he paused, before continuing. âmy girl miaâs the artist of the gallery.â he explained, pride shining clear in his voice.
ânaw, thatâs cool man,â edo said, âsheâs really talented. ele kept sending me photos every step she took.â he said, with a grin.
âas did manon. sheâs crazy about art.â charles shook her head, but with a glowing smile on his face.
âi met my noora in high school. i fell in love with her the moment she stood up to me. no, roasted my ass.â william admitted. âand iâve been crazy about her ever since.â
âyou too?â the rest of them exclaimed, which gained some weird looks from the others, as well as the police man standing outside the waiting room. they slowly reclined back to their seats.
âi noticed mia around, and was ready to just tap that ass,â alex admitted, âbut then when she started insulting me, asking me if my mom never cuddled me enough or if i still wet the bed, i felt like i met an angel. a woman.â
âgrace insulted me in front of my entire football team.â daniel started with a sheepish grin. âat first i thought it was some kind of intimidation trick, until she hit a sensitive nerve.â he paused, before admitting it. âmy daddy issues.â
âmine too.â edo admitted. âbut if iâm being honest, i couldnât hear half the things eleonora was saying. i was too focused on her face. i was likeâŠâ he imitated an explosion with his hands, over his head. âmind blown. how is one woman that beautiful?â he asked, before continuing. âoh, and she-â
â-said that your pubes didnât grow as fast as the others, so you got bullied for it?â charles interrupted with edoâs exact words. when he nodded, charles grinned. âmanon surprised the hell out of me. i was used to being the boss, with no questions being asked. i didnât give a shit about anyone but myself and my basketball team, until she came along.â he ran his fingers through his hair. âi donât know what i wouldâve been right now, if i hadnât met her.â
âitâs a scary thought, isnât it?â william asked. charles nodded.Â
âprobably wouldâve still been a piece of shit.â edo admitted, and the rest of the boys agreed with him. the five of them had gone silent for a little, before william asked them another question. or more like, stated it like it was some sort of trivial game.
âokay, nicknames. go.â he pointed at charles.
âcharles-henri.â
âaxel.â
âdonald.â
âeduardo.â
william sighed. âwilhelm. she still calls me that when sheâs pissed at me. which is, you knowâŠ.â
âevery 2 days?â daniel guessed, and william nodded.
âdamn,â alex muttered, âitâs like our girlfriends are each otherâs international equivalents.â the rest of them agreed immediately with them.
âdoes that make us equivalents too?â daniel asked with a half-kidding smile. âi mean, if yâall can relate to my troubled youthâŠ.â
âtry me.â edo challenged with a small smirk.
alex snorted. âyou donât even wanna know my family and its history.â
âthere is no way in Hell youâd survive my family.â charles muttered.
william rolled his eyes. âtry an asshole prick of a brother.â he stated. the others tensed up at his words.
âignorant piece of shit of a father?â charles asked. the others stayed quiet.
âlying, cheating and stealing bitches for mothers?â daniel muttered. still no protests.
ânannies your entire life? gossiping ones, at that, so you basically had to learn about your family through others?â edo asked. he received nods.
âdead little sisters?â alex asked quietly. and in that moment, all of the boys had gone stereo-quiet. like they had nothing else to say. it was also shocking that 5 strangers had led almost the exact same lives. they hadnât felt so understood before.
âi was actually glad that grace called.â daniel admitted. âi was having dinner with my mom and her new playtoy. i needed a way to get out anyway.â he tried for a smile, as did the others.
âman,â edo said, âforget the girls being each other from different countries. weâre each other from different countries."
the others couldnât have agreed more.
âwilliam!â
william looked up, and saw his wife grinning, and waving at him. she was with four other girls, who were already making their way towards their partners.
alex engulfed mia into a big hug. âwhat have you done, you little troublemaker?â he teased.
âugh. iâll answered that.â ele said, as she detached her head from edoâs neck.Â
âso, your amazing girlfriend brought us to this bar and told us the story behind her crazy gallery. which,â she looked at edo, âyou have to go to.â she then looked back at alex. âand this fucking sexist, living in the 1900s moron comes up to us and says idiotic shit to us. and we got pissed and jumped him. the end.â
charlesâ eyebrows raised alarmingly. âidiotic shit?â he repeated, before looking at manon. âwhat did he say? did he try to hurt any of you? did he-â
âcalm down, dad,â manon joked, stroking his cheek. âhe just said something a horny 12 year old would say, and then said some interesting ideas as to how to make us behave.â
daniel scowled. âthat fucker should be thankful that i-we werenât there.â he corrected himself as he spoke.
grace raised an eyebrow in amusement. âwe?â she asked with a grin.
edo looked over at the boys. âletâs just say that we bonded while you girls were in there.â he said.
noora smiled. âwe knew thatâd happen.â she said.
âand now you guys can still continue to bond tomorrow,â mia said, âsince i have an interview with all of these ladies scheduled at my office. and you're all invited.â she said with a grin.
âhell yeah!â daniel exclaimed. the group were now heading out the doors of the station. âthat means i get more time to complain about grace!â
grace gasped, and whacked his arm. âexcuse me? try me trying to live with you!â she huffed.
âitâs okay to be unbearable grace,â edo joked, âyou have ele to relate to.â
âand mia.â alex added.
âoh, definitely manon.â charles said.
âhey!â
âyou better take that back, axel!â
âi just went to jail and will not hesitate to go back again!â
as the other couples argued, noora and william walked a little behind them. they watched their new friends with smiles.
noora looked at william. âitâs as if theyâre us, just with different names and nationalities.â the blonde said.
âit kinda feels like a family.â william confessed. âitâs something about all of them that make me-â
â-want to have kids asap?â
william nodded with a grin. noora smiled. âiâll see what i can do about that.â she placed her arm around her husbandâs waist. âbut for nowâŠ. youâre definitely the most annoying one out of all of the boys.â
âthen youâd have to be the most unbearable one.â william said with a grin. he paused for a moment, before continuing.
âbesides, theyâre all younger than us by two or three years. weâre probably the original king and queen of opposites attracting."
TEARS. i miss my parents, and would like to request for a skam reunion special episode. thx
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Healthy Tongue Secrets Revealed.
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Tongue problems can be very discouraging because of the way they come and go. Just when you think they might be clearing up, Bam! theyâre back again.
How I Discovered the Secret of a Healthy Tongue
I am a lot like you, I once suffered from Geographic Tongue and even worse. I hope you wonât think Iâm bragging, because Iâm not. I just want to explain how my unique background enabled me to discover the Secrets that can give you a Healthy tongue.
You see, many years ago, while attending a prestigious private engineering college in upstate New York, I was trained in the methods of top-notch research. Just before graduation, I was even recruited by the CIA, although I didnât know it before I went to the interview (did you know they actually hold âcovertâ interviews not disclosing who they are until you get there?) and eventually I turned them down. My colleagues went on to become top researchers for companies like IBM, Kodak, Colgate and, yes, even the CIA.
But shortly after graduation, my situation took a strange turn. I developed Crohnâs disease and started wasting away. I couldnât eat without excruciating pain. Whenever I ate anything solid the pain would be so bad that I literally rolled on the floor in agony.
It was a terrible experience. I was sure I was going to die as I slowly went from a healthy athletic 135 lbs down to a scrawny, emaciated 98 lbs with strange patches all over my tongue.
I was desperate to find a solution and frankly at the time, my tongue was the least of my worries. But with my life literally hanging in the balance, I focused my remaining strength and turned my research expertise on finding a solution.
I made a Wonderful Discovery While Struggling to find a SolutionâŠ
But a strange thing happened while I was researching what makes you healthy and the factors involved in disease. I made a rare and unique discovery so enormous, that I am excited to share it with you!
IÂ found that certain nutrients made a difference in the condition of my tongue. And over the last twenty-five years I have refined my findings and in addition to my Crohnâs disease being a thing of the past (which the Doctors say is impossible) I have only had rare bouts with Geographic Tongue (mostly because I forget I have it!)
I have raised two wonderful kids and spent many happy and healthy years since then. I was able to return my abilities toward work and today I make my living researching and finding solutions to complex computer problems both in the U.S. and Internationally. Over the years, I have continued to hone and refine my research skills in order to find a variety of solutions in all types of circumstances.
I had to Help a Friend in Need
Then a few years ago, Allison, a friend of mine at work, began losing weight. At first it looked good on her (I thought sheâd gone on a diet or something) but before long I knew there was a problem. One day while we were discussing her problems she showed me her tongue and all those painful memories of wasting away and anxiously searching for a solution to my problem came flooding back.
I knew I had to do something to help her.
It turned out that Allison had fibromyalgia which caused severe pain whenever she ate (which reminded me of my battle with Crohnâs). Naturally, she did not enjoy being in pain, so she would stop eating before she had gotten enough calories to maintain her normal weight. And somehow this resulted in geographic tongue.
Since the doctors werenât much help, I knew I had to do something!
So I began compiling some of my old research into a report that I could give to Allison. In addition, I turned my finely honed research abilities toward finding even more information for my friend.
Allison was absolutely thrilled with the secrets I put together for herâŠhere is what she had to say when I emailed her the information in my report.
WOW!!!!!! This looks great and exactly what Iâm dealing with⊠and there is actually a name to it!
I really like my doctor, but it makes me wonder why he doesnât know this!âŠ
Sometimes I feel you are the only one who really knows what I was going through because you experienced it!â
Thanks,
Allison
I became Obsessed with Finding all the Pieces of the Puzzle
Even after I gave the information to Allison, I just couldnât rest. As I found more and more pieces of the geographic tongue puzzle, the project expanded and seemed to take on a life of its own.
My report eventually became a book that covers many different tongue problems, because as I looked at them, I began to see how they all fit together like the pieces of a giant jigsaw puzzle.
As I explored the many various tongue problems I found many common denominators and that is why I tell people,
âYou really need to read the whole book to understand the secret, and get the big picture on how it relates to health in general.â
Did you know Your Tongue is like a âHealth Meterâ for your Body?
One of the mysteries I uncovered while doing my research was that your tongue is actually kind of like a health meter for the body. It seems obvious to me that a healthy body would have a healthy tongue and a weakened body has a sick tongue.
For thousands of years doctors have been asking patients to stick out their tongue and using the signs and conditions they observe to help determine the overall state of the body, but⊠modern medicine has forgotten most of the reasons doctors over the ages have asked you to stick out your tongue. Now when a Doctor says, âOpen wideâ, he is usually not even looking at your tongue at all, but looking down your throat for signs of âstrepâ instead!
If âYour Eyes are the Window to your SoulââŠ
Your Tongue is âthe Window to your Digestive Systemâ
Hereâs a fact for you, that you may not have thought about: your tongue is actually the first organ of your digestive system. Your tongue moves the food around so your teeth can chop it up into more easily digested chunks and mixes it with saliva. Plus your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Being the first organ of the digestive system and being visible from the outside without fancy scopes and machinery, it is in the unique position of giving us a look at the state of your digestive system.
As I said, the tongue is sort of like the health meter or âgas gaugeâ for your body. When your body needs something it starts a chain reaction that results in the tongue showing the symptoms. The symptoms could be a white coating, or cracks, or even bald patches with white rings (as in Geographic Tongue). Think of your tongue like a âGas Gaugeâ indicating when your body is low on something.
I canât be out of Gas, the Gauge must be broken
Can you imagine⊠a crazy lunatic looking down at his gas gauge and it is reading almost empty. At this point he gets extremely upset and starts yelling and screaming and says, âThere must be something wrong⊠I just put Gas in the car 600 miles ago! That gauge is always saying empty!â Or perhaps he says, âI must need a new gas gauge, I shouldnât need to put gas in it again this week!â or maybe âIt isnât fairâ.
No, thatâs ridiculous, you understand that a logical person, would realize that the gauge isnât the problem, you just need to go to the station and get more gas.
Right? You know that the gauge is there for your protection, so you wonât run out of gas and your first response is that the gauge is right and you just need more gas. Only after a lot of evidence to the contrary would you consider doubting the gas gauge.
The same is true for your tongue, once you know the secret of reading it, you can know what you need to do to return your whole body to health. Iâm sure you can see that just like it is no use blaming the gas gauge for an empty tankâŠ
You shouldnât blame your tongue for alerting you to a problem with your body!
As a matter of fact, Youâre going to become as excited as I am when you discover how paying attention to your tongue can actually point you in the direction of optimal overall physical health.
Searching for Love in all the Wrong Places
Do you remember the old Waylon Jennings song âSearching for Love in all the Wrong Placesâ? Well, that is exactly what the medical establishment is doing in regard to Geographic Tongue. And it makes me downright angry when I hear Doctors say âOh, Donât Worry about itâ or âItâs Benignâ or the three most hated words when it comes to Geographic Tongue âNo Treatment Necessaryâ.
There is a simple easy solution for Geographic Tongue!
As a matter of fact, it is one of the easiest things in the world for you to resolve! When you read the book you will see how the right combination of nutrients can protect your tongue and make it clear and healthy again, in a couple of short weeks!
The problem is that Doctors spend very little time studying nutrition and a lot of time studying disease. And Geographic Tongue is not a Disease! It reminds me of an old joke (even though Geographic Tongue is not funny).
One night a guy named George is walking home after dark. The street is entirely unlit except off in the distance he sees a man crawling around under a lone lamppost. As he gets there he realizes the man is searching for something. George says, âwhat are you looking for?â the 2nd man says âan engagement ring I droppedâ. This is terrible what was going to be a happy occasion is now a disaster, so George stops to help, and after a few minutes George asks âwhere exactly did you drop it?â The 2nd man replies, âoh, up the street a ways.â George is amazed and stands up and shouts, âThen why are you looking here?â To which the 2nd man replies, âBecause the light is better!ââŠ
That is the way it is, if you look for a solution for Geographic Tongue in the Disease category, you are simply looking in the wrong place! Once you know the right place to look⊠the solution is obvious!
Imagine yourself getting out of bed two weeks from nowâŠ
The morning starts much like any other⊠The alarm clock ringsâŠYou get out of BedâŠÂ you walk to the bathroom mirror and stick out your tongue⊠but there the similarity ends⊠This day is different⊠you stare in amazement and relief because there for the first time in a long time you see your dream come trueâŠÂ a healthy new pink tongueâŠ
No more bald patches⊠no more white linesâŠÂ just a beautiful pink healthy tongue.
You almost canât believe your eyes⊠it is almost too wonderful⊠for a moment you might think that you had a âtongue transplantâ in your sleep, or your eyes are playing tricks on you. But itâs true, your tongue can be so healthy you wonât even recognize it!
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Happiness Overload Chapter Thirty-Nine
Most of the time, I would complete my mission and then stay wherever I was stationed until I received my next mission. I had no true home. I imagine it's the same with others in my field: they all slept wherever they could find and made the most of it. Maybe some had many homes that they just accumulated over the years, though I imagined such a thing would be difficult what with always traveling around. Really, it was better that way. Less complicated.
Now, what was different was that I would usually find another city to stay in, another country, anywhere where I couldn't be detected. While it didn't happen often, there was a precedent of counter-contractors. There were competitors out there who would pay a good price to see themselves rise up in the ranks. I didn't think there would be a problem, given the mission was a special case. It wasn't every mission where I happened to deal in metaphysical things. No company would have opposed me getting rid of her, so there didn't seem to be any problem staying where I was at for a while.
Especially because I hadn't gotten rid of her.
Yes, she was gone, but if I knew her at all, she would be back. For someone with high intelligence, she seemed lacking in the wisdom department.
âGet a grip, Rhea. It's already been a few days,â I tried telling myself as I took a stroll through the city. There were many interesting sights: shops that sold healing crystals, a shop that sold only umbrellas, statues outside of buildings of ostriches and old men. Pigeons trotted and squawked about, just as they did in any city. Really, when you got down to it, all these cities tended to blur together.
I passed by a tavern. One of those places where people in my profession tended to get together and chat. Not to mention there was often lodging, which was perfect for us.
How long have I been at this?
I pressed my hand up to the window. Nope. Still cold. Still me.
Trick question. The answer is 'nearly all my life'.
Anomaly Report #42,069
'Rhea Flection':
âHey, did you hear the story of that baby who was found under a sheet of ice in Antarctica?â
âWell, I did now.â
âDamn, it was all over the news.â
âOkay, well I'm a busy person, you know that.â
âSo what happened is some researchers were stationed somewhere in the arctic and they found this baby wrapped in cloth just lying there in the freezing tundra. Thing is, though, the researchers found that she was still alive. She was rushed to the nearest hospital, somewhere in Greenland.â
âReally? No hypothermia? Pneumonia? Frostbite? Any of that?â
âAll that and anything else you can think of. It was quite a miracle, really. She was sent to a foster family after making a full recovery.â
âNo clue who her birth parents were?â
âNone, though some tests were done and could identify some Inuit in her.â
âOh, come on! We probably could've found a match!â
âCould've, or should've. No dice.â
âDamn. That's so hard to believe.â
âYeah, but makes for a great mystery. Funny thing is, she's grown up with the constant feeling of being cold ever since. I swear, you could put her in a furnace and she'd still cross her arms and shiver like she was freezing to death.â
Yes. I've read the files on me. Rather unwise of them to pick one of their many documented anomalies to be one of their mercenaries for hire. They seemed to specialize in picking the odd ones, didn't they?
I stepped inside the bar and felt its chill.
Really? Air conditioning? They should've done the opposite and turned the heater on.
Then I remembered: it was summer. Right. It was just me.
In fact, I didn't even notice an air conditioning unit. No ventilation, either. So it was definitely just me.
As soon as I seated myself next to the counter, the bartender came over. Some burly looking man. Disgusting.
âSo, what'll it be? A cold one?â
âI have a name...â
âUh, right. What'll it be, miss...?â
âJust call me Cold One.â
The bartender groaned. What was his deal?
âOkay, fine. Miss Cold One. Are you gonna order something?â
I looked around, then faced him. âNo.â
He started to look pissed, so I slipped him some money. âJust let me sit for a bit.â
When he noticed the cash I slipped him, his demeanor changed. âCertainly, ma'am.â
After I was sure he would leave me alone, I took another look around and noticed an empty seat to the right of me, just next to the wall. In another bar, pub, tavern, what have you, I must have sat there, or in a position akin to the one I had my gaze fixed on.
I remembered a time when I sat at a table not unlike that one in another tavern where associates in my profession had gathered. I sat alone, drinking a screwdriver (no, I don't know why they're called that. I've tasted screwdrivers. They don't taste the same).
âWell if it isn't the great Rhea I've heard so much about!â A strange and dubious looking man (so basically any man) came up to me, grinning a foul grin with his gray facial hair running amok.
âOh? Then you must have heard that I don't like men.â
âWhat? I didn't hear that at all! Come on, why not?â
âMen are boorish, crude, disgusting, disrespectful, foolish, foul-mouthed, ill-mannered, irresponsible, lecherous, lethargic, and most of all, rude.â
âThe fuck? Sweetcheeks, I'm none of those things,â he then proceeded to belch. I winched and met his response with a scowl.
âYou are all of these things. See, I've heard a little about you as well, Douglas.â
He grimaced and took a step back. âUgh, you're unpleasant.â
I nodded. âThat's another word I would use to describe men. Would you like more adjectives? Let's see...amoral, brutish, crass, dishonorable, fickle, misogynistic, self-centered...â
âHey! I think if you spent some time around me, you'd find I'm not all that bad. My line of work may not be the best, but it's easy money. Just gotta give people a good scare and BAM! Pockets filled. Tell me, how's that any worse than you killing people?â
âI think anyone who had to spend time around you would find themselves sooner wishing for death.â I took a gulp of my drink and wiped my mouth.
Such a memory was not a pleasant one. Honestly, fuck that guy. If I ever ended up feeling bad for him dying, all I would have to do is remember that conversation.
I got up out of my seat and made my way out of the tavern. Everything was so exhausting and the cold was tiring. Before leaving the tavern, I took one last look around. None of the occupants were in the same business I was, that much I could tell. Everyone was so ordinary.
There grew a certain resolve in me after leaving the tavern and walking once more through the streets. Beside me I saw a fountain, where many threw their coins for wishes. I had other ideas. I threw my phone, the one The Flashbulb and other organizations would use to contact me.
âI think it's time I wrapped things up.â
About a couple miles spent shivering and wading through crowds, I arrived at my destination and gave the door a firm series of knocks.
âUh...Can I help you?â When the one I came to see opened the door, she both looked and sounded surprised. Guess I couldn't fault her for that. âWait a second. Aren't you that weird lady I saw the other day at the shelter?â
âYes, that would be me.â
âWell, what are you doing here? How did you know where I live?â
Hm...what could I say as to not freak her out...
âI...I've been stalking you.â
âWhat? You too? Ugh. Why can't you guys just leave me alone?â She was just about to close the door where I stood when she stopped herself. âWait. You don't mean any harm, do you?â
âNot at the moment, no.â
âWould you like to come in?â
I looked behind me, then made my decision. âFine, but I ought to make this quick.â
As I entered and closed the door behind me, I noticed the sibling in view. Chubbier, brown hair.
He peered out from the hallway.
âWho is this?â
âDon't worry, Trent! She's just a stalker!â
âYeah, that's not worrying at all,â he scoffed.
âYou should still worry, though,â I spoke up. âBoth of you.â
âWhy?â
âI'd rather not explain but it would be in both of your best interests to move elsewhere.â
âNope,â she shook her head. âNo can do.â
âWhat? Why not?â
âI work in the city, if we moved, it would have to be somewhere close enough for me to get to work,â the brother explained.
The cute one nodded. âAs for me, I freeload off of Trent. I've got no job and no money of my own.â
âMoney's no object to me. Tell me how much you need. If you need help finding a place to stay, I know plenty.â I scrambled to come up with means to persuade them. âI have connections. I can get your brother a job at another hospital.â
âWhoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. Why do you want us to move so bad?â
âI'm...I'm just trying to do a good deed here...â
She placed her palm on her forehead and winced. âThis is all too much...I'm already worried sick because Ves hasn't been home for a few days  now and she can come and go as she pleases, but usually she's back before I know it and she's usually never gone this long...â
âVes?â
âVesuvius, my wife.â
Right. Of course.
âLast time I saw her, we had a fight, which was weird, because we've never really fought before, but then again, she's not been feeling well lately, and that's probably been affecting her emotions.â
You could say that.
âWhat? You guys had a fight?â
âYes, Trent.â She sighed. âEven though she probably wanted some time away, I was still worried about her, since she was sick and all. I found her at a shelter the next morning, right next to our stalker here.â
Okay, while that may have been apt, I was getting a little tired of hearing it.
âMy name is Rhea.â
âOh!â Her eyes widened. âThat's a pretty cute name!â
I was speechless. Why would she say something like that? My face must have made a hundred different shapes, trying to process what I had heard.
âAnyway, my head's still a little fuzzy on the details, but I went home and I just hoped she would come back sometime, but so far nothing.â
âAt least it seems you've come back to your senses a little...â I muttered.
âHuh?â
âNothing.â
âOh!â There she went again. Her eyes lit up and she raised a finger. âYou were with her, right? You wouldn't happen to know where she went, would you?â
I shook my head. âYou are correct, but no. Not a clue.â
She must have noticed me shivering, since next she asked if I would like a blanket or something.
âNo, it's okay. I have a condition.â
âOh, you're sick too? Just like Ves?â
âNot quite,â I gave her a weak smile. It was clear to me now why Vesuvius had taken a liking to her.
âHave you ever thought about getting it checked out?â Her brother suggested.
âReally, I'm, uh, fine!â I shook my hands in the air.
âI hope wherever she is, she's doing okay...â
âShe's only going to get worse.â
She froze. Damn it, I knew such a thing was bound to happen.
âYou make it sound like you know what's going on with her.â
âI do, but like I said, I don't know where she's at. I don't know how to explain how I know but --â
âI know already. You've been stalking her.â
âUh...right. Anyway, to put it in simple terms, she poisoned herself.â
âWhat? Why would she do that?â
âShe wasn't in a very good place and thought it would improve her situation.â
She shook her head. âThat's so like her...â
I didn't know what to say to that. It didn't matter, anyway, since she continued.
âI trust her because I know she means well, but she's always trying to take care of things on her own.â
âI'm aware.â
âI get it, too. She's been through a lot and she's on one hand trying to be this mature woman and prove that she can be, bu then it's also like she's trying to recover years of her life that she's missed. It's hard, and sometimes she goes off and when she comes back, it's like she's forgotten a part of herself. But I'll always be here to remind her and take care of her. She may not be able to recover all the old parts of her, but I'm sure one day she can figure out what a wonderful person she is.â
âYou're supposed her wife, not her caretaker.â
âIt's not like that! She takes care of me, too! We help each other! I'm not saying she's always honest, but she doesn't mince her words! There's an assertiveness to her I admire in her. Most of all, I know she's kind as well. She's a wonderful person and --â
â...She killed your stalker.â
At first she looked taken aback, but then she just waved her hand and laughed. âI'd marry anyone who'd kill a man for me!â
âReally? Is that all it takes? Because I could do that right now if you want. Just tell me who you want me to kill and --â
âNo! No! I was joking.â
âOh. I see. Anyway, if it makes you feel any better, she acted in self-defense. She went looking for the man who was causing you trouble and thought she could get him to stop. He put up a fight, something she wasn't expecting him to do. I showed up at the tail end of the altercation, both of them pretty bloodied up. I was too late to break it up, and he nearly killed her, but she got him.â
That wasn't exactly how it went down, but there was no need to tell the whole truth. Like how I nearly killed her wife as well.
âSo you said you saw this all happen?â
âYes. I was hired to follow her around.â
âI thought you said you were stalking me.â
âI knew where she lived and by proxy, I knew where you lived.â
âWhere I currently live.â
âRight. Look, I never claimed to be a good person.â
âYou're right, but you did say you were trying to do the right thing, so that should count for something. By the way, are you hungry at all?â
âYou're too kind.â
âNo, really, it's nothing.â
âThat kindness is a weakness of yours. Any stranger, no matter how dubious or questionable, you just try to be as courteous as you can, don't you? Don't you know how cold and cruel this world is? People will see your kindness and take advantage of you and bleed you dry. You may think you're just being nice, but the next thing you know, you've gotten yourself hurt, all the while the people you tried to help don't give you a second thought and worst case scenario? You'll have gotten yourself killed.â
âHey, leave my sis--â
âNo, Trent, it's okay,â she shook, and I thought I saw her face turn red. That was when she turned to me. âDo you really think of me as weak?â
âClearly.â
She drew a deep breath, then smiled and shook her head. âJust because I'm nice doesn't mean I'm weak. Yes, I know how cruel this world can be, but I don't see things getting any better by being cruel along with it. I'm well aware of how tough things can be; I worked nonstop while Trent was in medical school so he wouldn't have to deal with endless debt. All of the money I made went toward him. That's just what we do. We help each other out. If there's someone who needs help, who's asking for help, I will do what I can to help them. If later they turn out to not be so kind, so be it, but at least I did what I could. Is that something you call weak?â
âI mean, if what you're saying is true, then wouldn't that mean you're just treating Vesuvius like you would anyone else? In that case, could you really say you love her?â
For a moment, she just stared, dumbfounded. I half-expected her to explode into a fury. Instead, she just blinked, then asked:
âYou don't understand human emotions very well, do you?â
âNo. No I don't.â
She pursed her lips and tilted her head. I couldn't tell what she was doing, though I was inclined to believe she was making fun of me.
âWould you like a hug?â
âI wouldn't mind...â
Before I knew it, she lunged at me and wrapped her arms around my back. She was pressed up against me, her arms wrapped tight, the sensation not being something I recognized. In a panic, I pried myself loose and got up.
âWhat was that?!â
âA hug?â
âI have to leave!â
âAre you blushing?!â
âN-NO! My cheeks are just red because I'm cold!â
I bolted for the door, not bothering to look back. Not even bothering to close the door behind me. All the while, my heart beat with a mortifying intensity.
Who knew she was dangerous too? What was I thinking going over there? Trying to play hero? Ha!
Part of me expected to see Vesuvius as I went to close the door. Then again, I knew that was just wishful thinking. Trent stood at the end of the hallway, just where he had been the whole time I spoke with the weird lady named Rhea.
âWhat was that all about?â Trent asked. I could tell by the look on his face that he was confused.
âI don't know, man. All I did was hug her.â
âNo, I mean, why was she even here?â
I found myself pacing without even realizing it. Maybe I missed Ves so much that I was starting to adopt some of her mannerisms. When I noticed what I was doing, I brought myself back to the couch and sat down.
âAgain, like, I don't know. She wanted us to move or something? She seemed pretty worried about Ves, too, but it seemed like she was being pretty vague about stuff.â
âWe have got to stop letting weird people in.â
I shook my head. What a week I've had...
âI think I need to go take a walk. Maybe that'll clear my head.â
âGood idea, just don't go chasing weird stalker lady.â
I stuck out my tongue. âJust try and stop me.â
But no, I wasn't planning on looking for Rhea. I would have wanted to see Vesuvius, but that just seemed like wishful thinking.
Once I was a safe distance away, I let out a sigh of relief. My chosen spot to sit and recover was atop a small pillar besides a financial building. I placed my palm on my chest and felt my heart still pounding away.
âBe still, my beating heart.â
But wouldn't it be nice if I wasn't so cold all the time? If someone could hold me and warm me up? Massage my back...maybe leave kisses all over me...
I clutched my head. Why was I starting to think such things? I closed my eyes and yelled, not a care for who might have heard me.
âWhat's gotten into me? This is ridiculous!â
When I opened my eyes, I spied a nail salon just across the street. Then, an idea popped into my mind. Maybe, just maybe, I ought to enjoy myself a little. After all, my time in this profession was coming to an end.
Darkness continued to surround me.
âRight. It would have never worked.â
What a mess you've made. There you go, you created your own little world, and then you broke it.
âI can fix it. I can create a new one, I can do better this time.â
So just like The Flashbulb, then?
âRight...I shouldn't do that. It's better this way. If I just stay here, in this empty space.â
Alone? In what world would that make you happy?
âI never said I would be. I don't need to be happy. I don't need anything, or anyone. As long as I'm me, then that's enough.â
But who are you?
âI'm...â
Stop lying to yourself.
âI'm not! If I could be with her again, I would, but I'm not safe to be around!â
Her?
âMaybe it's true that I don't need anyone. Maybe it's true that I never needed her, that I just used her. Maybe I never truly loved her, but that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to be happy! Like, truly happy, not just because she's been forced to be! She deserves a good life, a life that isn't so empty.â
No response that time. It seemed that my thoughts had left me. I reached through the darkness, felt nothing. That was fine, too. I would adapt. This was my home, and it was where I would stay.
Except you can't. You tried that. You broke it.
I closed my eyes. If I could shut out these thoughts, then perhaps I could finally enjoy something. If I just reminded myself that there was no danger here, that I could stay in this nothingness without anything going wrong, then it would all be fine.
You can't stay. Because there's nothing to stay in.
It was no use, yet again. Even alone, I was in conflict. My thoughts did nothing but serve to show what a mess of myself I had become. I screamed into the void, and then, I opened my eyes.
âNo...â
Fear overtook me.
No more was there darkness, instead I was back in the city I had left. I found myself standing on the pavement at a park, the street not too far off.
âThis can't be right...I shouldn't be here...â
Something wasn't adding up.
âMaybe this is a world I created, too, and I just didn't realize it. Yeah, that must be it!â I did my best to rationalize, and I ended up finding myself in a fit of nervous laughter.
âThere you are!â
That voice...
I turned around and saw Juniper headed in my direction. I was reminded of when she showed up at the shelter, but something was different this time around.
âYou shouldn't be here, you're not real!â
âLike hell I'm not!â She marched up and was now right in front of me.
âNothing around me is real! They're all just props and puppets! I...I can erase you!â
âOh, sure, go ahead,â she groaned.
She then stood on her tiptoes and raised her finger at me. There was a scowl on her face I wasn't used to seeing. âNow listen here, missy,â she grabbed my hand and I was taken aback. Her hand clasped mine, her fingers finding their way between my own. âYou look me in the eyes and tell me that I'm not real!â
I looked down. Even on her tiptoes, I was still a head taller than her. Her eyes held the same fiery passion as the rest of her in that moment.
âWhat are you doing here?â
âWhat? What am I doing here? It's been days and I've been worried sick about you!â
âYou shouldn't be here...â
âBull-Shit!â
âI'm serious! I shouldn't be in your life!â
âMaybe you should've thought about that before you entered, then!â
âPlease, just go. I've forced you to be mad at me, then tell me you hated me...I've been controlling you and it's not safe to be around me...â
âYou're damn right I'm mad! Because...because...â
I noticed her start to shake.
âBecause you can be real hot-headed!â
âWhat?â
âYou heard me! I don't mind that you've kept secrets, but thinking that you're keeping me safe by making me hate you?â She gulped. âWhen I could never hate you!â
âBut you should! I'm not who you think I am!â
âSo what if you like to be rough in bed? I'm okay with that!â
âWH...That's not what I mean!â
She burst into laughter. âOkay, sorry, I couldn't resist. You should see the look on your face.â
âI'm being serious!â
âI know, I just thought I'd lighten the mood a little.â
What was she trying to do? Get me flustered? Was this some sort of divine retribution?
âLook...I don't know if you remember what I said the other day...if you were even able to understand any of it.â
âIt's a little hazy, I admit. So tell me about it.â
âWhich part?â
âAll of it.â
âYou wouldn't believe me if I did that.â
âI don't care. I'd like to hear it.â
I didn't even know where to begin, but I couldn't deny her such a request.
âWhen Blanc was living with us, I thought them strange. They had on them a device which I recognized as one used to time-travel. After a while, I concluded that they meant no harm, but I still worried that they would disrupt the life I had established with you and your brother. I desperately wanted them to forget their past, whoever they were before, and just live with us.â
âYeah, it would've been cute.â
â...Because that way, I thought I'd be safe. But then they disappeared. I feared the worst and the next time I saw them was in my office. They were acting strange, telling me how anything they wanted to happen they could make happen. They sent me to a place where in an alternate timeline, I was killed by the people who worked there. There I saw Blanc's abilities in action. They made people disappear and that's when I thought that if I had some of that power, I could be free.â
âI see...â
âSure enough, I took that power. I extracted a sample of their blood and drank it. I don't even know why I thought that was a good idea, but it was like I was under a trance in that moment. The next thing I knew, my hair had turned silver and I returned here. I thought that with this power, I could finally be happy, but it's been making me sick.â
âYou're right, that doesn't sound very believable.â
âSee?â
She let go of my hand and crossed her arms.
âSo, are you happier?â
That struck me. I shook my head. It was all starting to pour out.
âNo! I should be but I'm not! Nothing I try works!â My fists shook as I spoke, but that wasn't all. My voice was shaking as well. âEvery time I try to make things better, something goes wrong! Not only that, but each time I try something, I only sink deeper! Just when I think I've crossed the point of no return, the goalpost moves and I sink to new lows! There's nothing I can do!â
I began coughing and fell to the ground. Juniper grabbed me and held my head against her chest. She stroked my hair and wouldn't let go of me.
âOh, bother. What are we going to do with you?â
I felt tears start to form. I wanted to stop them and wipe them away, but I felt powerless in the moment.
âWhy?â
âDon't worry about it,â she cooed.
âBut didn't you hear what I said?â
âIt's okay; it's all a process, a series of trial and error. Most people don't figure it out right away.â
âI don't know what to do. I don't even know who I am or who I should be.â
âAnd that's okay.â
âI'm tired of you always saying 'it's okay'. It's not okay.â
âI only say that because it really is okay,â she stroked the side of my neck. âIt's okay to not know who you are. Because whoever you are, I still love you.â
âYou shouldn't...â
âI can't help it!â She laughed. Curses. Her laugh was adorable.
I managed to break free from her and I wiped my face. It was so unbecoming of me.
âAre you saying that because you're still under the effects of my power?â
âMaybe. But if it makes you happy that I'm not, maybe I'm not.â
âI suppose...that makes sense?â
âHey, have you been seeing clearly?â
I could see just fine what a mess of a situation I had thrown myself in. Many messes.
âI mean your eyesight,â she added. âDid you use your powers to fix your eyesight?â
Oh. Right. I still never got around to doing that.
âNo...â
âWell,â she smiled. âI think it would make me happier if you wore your glasses.â
âI don't have them with me...â
She reached into my pocket. I didn't even try to stop her.
âOh really?â She placed them on my face. âAll better.â
âHow? Those weren't in my pocket before...did you bring them from home?â
âNope!â
âYou...â
âHey, can I kiss you? Is that okay?â
I started to sniffle. I still couldn't believe what was going on.
âI think...I would like that. Very much.â
Maybe it was just selfish of me. Someone like me, wanting something like that. Regardless, she smiled and leaned in. Her lips met mine and she wrapped her arms around the back of my head, stroking my hair while holding on. I matched her and pressed my own lips further. When she let go, I smiled as well.
âThere, that wasn't so bad, was it?â
âI'm sorry about everything.â
âHush. It's okay now.â
We sat next to each other on the pavement, just staring at each other. That was when the silence was broken.
âWell isn't that sweet?â Came a low and icy voice. It sounded familiar, but there was a certain sweetness to it I didn't recognize. Juniper and I stood back up and I turned around to see Rhea sitting down at a park bench wearing a leather jacket with the buttons down and a blue and white striped shirt underneath. Her legs were crossed and she was staring down at her hands, filing her nails.
âRhea? How long have you been here?â My words came out more like I was making some sort of accusation. Not the tone I intended to carry.
âOh hey, it's weird stalker lady!â
âWhat?! You know her?!â I turned to Juniper and balked.
Rhea looked up. âOh hi, it's good to see you again, Vesuvius. I knew you'd return sooner or later.â She spread her lips, as if attempting a smile. It looked like she was wearing some kind of blue lip gloss. âHm? I just got here not too long ago.â
âSo this is it, huh?â
Instead of going in for an attack, she held out her hands and showed off her fingernails. âDo you like them? I got little snowflakes painted on them.â
âWhat are you getting at?â
âI think they're pretty!â Juniper chimed in.
âThank you. You know, I think those pigtails really suit you.â
âOh, thanks!â
âUh...what are you doing?â Was she messing with me? I couldn't figure out if there was some kind of trap being set. It could be that she was just trying to confuse me on purpose. Either way, it all seemed too out of character for her.
âHey Vesuvius, I just adore your silver hair. Have you ever thought of getting it braided?â
âWhy are you acting like we're friends?â
She let out a sigh. âUnder different circumstances, I could see us all being friends. We could braid each other's hair, get drunk and make fun of strangers, sit and watch movies together.â From out of her pockets, she grabbed two weapons â they looked like miniature guns, but the way they were shaped made me think of miniature crossbows. Each one was pointed at Juniper and I.
âAlas,â her cold voice returned. âThat can't happen.â
âWhat are you doing?!â I demanded.
âDon't worry, I still have my rifle with me. I just thought I'd go for something different since we're so close.â
âThat's not what I'm getting at! We're in public! In broad daylight!â
âI see no problem with that. Not like I plan on being around much longer, anyway.â
I turned my head and saw Juniper, frozen in fear. It looked like any moment, she would break and she was just doing her best to keep herself together.
Now do you see that not everything is okay?
âDid The Flashbulb make her a target as well?â
âThose guys? I couldn't care less about them. They're just a paycheck. They think you've been taken care of. No, I'm doing this because I want to.â
âBut she's not the threat! I am!â
âMaybe so, but wouldn't it upset you if I shot her as well? Wouldn't it make you livid? Rile you up?â
âIs this all some kind of game to you?â
âGames? Like having a snowball fight? Building a snowman?â She grinned, something so unlike her, and exhaled. I thought I could see her breath. âThen again, it doesn't have to be a snowman.â
âStop this!â I shouted. âI'm the one you want!â
âYou're right,â both guns were now aimed at my chest. âI like her too much to do that, anyway.â Then, she pulled the triggers.
What I expected was to have died. After so long of evading it and fighting against it, I thought it best to just give in. It would have been the best option, really. Juniper would no longer be at risk around me, nor would anyone else in the city, for that matter. Rhea could move on and go elsewhere. I would no longer be sick, and I might have finally been at peace.
But instead, there was nothing.
âThat's weird. I was sure I loaded them before I got here,â she took a look at them. Sure enough, I could see electricity surging through them. âYou didn't do anything, did you?â
I shook my head.
âI don't know what your deal is,â Juniper spoke up. I turned to her to see her shaking, seething. âBut there are children present! You can't just do this sort of thing wherever you please!â
Both Rhea and I blinked.
âThat's real cute and all, but I really don't ca--â Rhea tried to say, but Juniper interrupted.
âBoth of you! Find some place else!â
For whatever reason, Rhea got up and bolted. I watched her run across the street, narrowly avoiding traffic, and go right inside a high rise building.
âDid she really just leave? Just like that?â
No. I knew it had to be too good to be true. She must have been planning something.
âTo be honest, the idea of a shooting in a public park didn't sit well with me either. I think I should leave, too, just in case.â
âGlad you're in agreement!â Juniper beamed, as if she wasn't just threatened at gunpoint. Then, she winced.
âAre you okay?â
âYeah,â she smiled, one eye closed. âMy shoulder still stings a little, is all.â
âYour shoulder?â
âOh hun, you don't remember?â She giggled. âYou were quite the ferocious beast.â
âUh...I don't think this is the time to be thinking about such things. I'm gonna go.â
âI'll go with you.â
âNo! It's not safe!â
âToo late, already decided!â
We left the park, together, much to my dismay.
She's just under the influence, that's all. If I can shake her off somehow, then I can try to deal with this Rhea thing...
I looked over to her. She shrugged and smiled.
Damn it. She's cute.
As we waited to cross the busy street, I noticed a speck in the air. For whatever reason, I held out my arm in front of her, as if on instinct.
âGet back...â
The bullet struck my arm and exploded on impact. I knew already that the bullet was a special one tailor made for the entity I housed. But then, why did the shooter aim for Juniper?
She let out a gasp. My whole right side burned stung all around. When I looked down, I saw that my right arm was missing, along with a chunk of my torso. Burnt pieces of flesh fell on the ground and I was losing blood fast. For a hit that wasn't aimed at any of my vitals, I would still be done for if I didn't act fast.
âDon't worry, I'll be okay,â I wheezed.
âBullshit you will!â
I gave her a weak smile. Just once, I tried to match her personality. âI'm not dead, am I?â The aches intensified and I was growing faint. I hunched over and spat out blood. As weak as I was, I managed to look up to see someone on the roof of the skyscraper Rhea entered. I was sure it was her.
Well I'll be. She really did take it somewhere else.
âYou should look away.â
âYeah, I'm not doing that.â
God damn it, why's she so fucking stubborn?
Darkness greeted me once more as it filled each of the spots I was missing. In the place of my arm grew a thin, lanky arm with nails as sharp as talons. The right side of me was granted new, leathery skin, filled with shadow. In my back I could feel the wings start to take shape. It burned, the pain was so intense, but I had to just let it happen.
When I was all finished transforming, I licked my lips.
âAh, now I can show my true colors,â I crooned. I forgot just how liberating it could be to take such a form, and while I didn't want to get into any fights, doing so to protect her was a little more important.
âHELL YEAH! I TOLD YOU I HAVE A MONSTER GIRL FETISH! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!â
That snapped me out of my trance. I turned around and whined.
âYou're not taking this seriously!â
She looked like she was about to say something when I spied another series of bullets. I held up a veil of shadow in front of her and as soon as the bullets came near, they fell.
âWhew!â
âFind somewhere to hide, I'm going to deal with this.â
She had nothing to say that time and just went off. Relieved, I propelled myself upward and flew to confront Rhea once again.
I landed on the roof, no Rhea in sight. There were electrical generators scattered about, places where she could be hidden. While I looked around for her, I felt something slam into me and I fell to the ground.
âDon't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?â She appeared and I noticed her rifle lying on the floor. As I tried to get up, she flung her thermos at me and knocked me back down.
I already just transformed and I still felt at a disadvantage. Once more, I did all I could to bring myself up. She kicked me down and I landed once again with a thud. My face was bruised by the impact. Already she was proving to be greater of a match than even my powers would allow me to deal with.
Before I could attempt to pick myself back up for a third time, she planted her boot on my chest and dug her heel in.
âNow, there's no more room for negotiation.â She tried to dig her heel further, but I reached for it and dug my nails in. She let out a yelp and I pulled her ankle, bringing her down this time.
Unlike me, she picked herself up right away and grabbed her rifle.
âDo you really think you can get a good shot at close range?â I threatened.
She just laughed. âNo,â then tried to hit me with it. Before the blow could land, I grabbed hold of it and broke it.
âYou lost your weapon, Rhea,â I sighed. âDo we really have to do this?â
âDon't tell me you're facing a moral dilemma now. You've killed before!â
âI know, but I'm just tired.â
âAw, where's your passion? I want to see you in the heat of battle. Maybe I ought to remind you that you're not my only target.â
âI thought you said you liked her too much to do that!â
âYes. What a shame. For I have to. She's already been infected. If the two of you are gone, there won't have to be any more casualties.â
âThis isn't fair!â
âThere we go,â she smirked. âYou want to stop this? Do something about it. Because this won't stop until one of us has killed the other.â
I ran at her, my nails sharpened. I looked to slash at her, but she blocked it with gloves taken from out of her pocket with knives attached to the edges, serving as claws of her own.
âSure, these little gloves aren't as impressive as yours, but they'll do the job.â She swiped, and my nails tore right off. I tried to jump out of the way, but she still came at me.
My nails regrew, and I protected myself. Now our faces were mere inches from each other.
âDo you notice my foundation. I put some on a little while ago. I was hoping you'd like it.â
I growled and pushed back. âWhat is your deal?â
âIt seems you've rubbed off on me, is all.â
She pushed forward and let go with one hand, then dug the blades of the open hand into the side of my neck. I cried out, blood dripped down.
âAh, if only I chopped it clean off, I would be done by now.â
I held onto my neck, trying to stop the bleeding.
âC'mon, I want to see your fiery side. You're happiest when you have something to be angry about, aren't you?â
Light was fading for me. Once again I felt faint as I did all that I could to stay standing. Whatever she was doing to try to rile me up, I couldn't even manage to do that. She had got me at every turn; I was doomed the moment I came up here.
âThis is just like you. You have every chance to act and change your situation, and instead you're so willing to give up.â
Her words had no effect on me. All I could do at that point was struggle to keep myself alive and the next thing I knew, she was once again right next to me. This time, she held me up by the neck, lifting me up.
âYou have the opportunity to let out all your aggression, feel alive. Or should I say 'had'? I've given you too many chances. You've been nothing but a disappointment to me. To everyone in your life. It's time to put this to rest.â
Her free arm was pulled back as she pointed her claws at my chest.
âI JUST WANT THIS TO END!â I screamed. With the strength that I had, I reached up and tore through the hand that restrained me, blood dripping down my nails, onto my hand. She let go and squealed, but drew a few breaths, and smiled.
âThere we go.â
We clashed, each of us one handed, swiping back and forth at each other. Scratches on my cheek, some torn through her clothes, on her stomach. We continued bloodying each other up, and if I wasn't mistaken, we both seemed to be relishing in it. The pain that each of us inflicted on each other, clinging for life.
âAh, these wounds...they feel...so good,â she spoke with labored breaths, still attacking. Tendrils shot out of my back, but she jumped back and reacted with that same barrier device as our first encounter. Then she tossed it aside and leaped at me, tearing through the tendrils. I screamed, and in retaliation, reached for her stomach and dug my claws deeper, then slashed through. She fell.
Lying on the concrete floor of the roof, she huffed and put her palm over her stomach.
âHeh...you...win.â
âI didn't want to...â
She smiled and winced. âIt's funny...I've always heard in movies how people feel cold when they're dying. But this...feels warm.â
âRhea...â
âWhat's the matter, princess? You look sad.â
âI never got to know you. Anything about you.â
She tried to laugh, but couldn't manage. âAre you wanting a follow-up session, doc? You still want me to tell you a little about myself?â
âJust tell me.â
âWhy? Would it make you happier if I did?â
âPlease!â
Her voice got lower, it was clear there wasn't much time left for her. âYou better hurry up...this is more...last words...than the human body...ought to give.â
âYes! It would make me happy if you told me! I'll keep you alive just a little longer if I have to!â
âI'm single and ready to mingle.â She coughed.
I wiped my face. I didn't even know why I was asking such a selfish request.
She rolled her eyes. âOh, fine. Thereâs really nothing interesting about me, though.â
âI donât care, I want to hear it,â I continued to beg. Then, she spoke again.
âI was just someone like you. Just someone looking for her home. Or a means of keeping warm.â
âI wish I could have helped you...â
âYou want to do me a favor? Strike a match.â
I conjured up a match and struck it. Flame rested at the top.
âNow give it to me.â
I knelt down and handed it to her. She took it, putting the bottom half of it between her lips.
âRhea...â
Her eyes closed. I heard her utter a faint few words:
âNow there's a name I haven't heard in years.â
After that, her head turned and I could tell that, even as the flame flickered on, her life was no more.
That it had to come to such a thing, I couldn't stand it. I couldn't live with myself. We were at each other's throats, but she should have had a chance at happiness. I knew what I could do. I could bring her back to life.
I held out my arm, about to bring her back, but I was stopped by the arm of another who held my wrist and set my arm down.
âI don't think she would like that very much,â Juniper muttered.
When did you get here?
âI wish I could have understood her better,â I felt the words come out without any emotion tied to them.
âI think this is what she wanted.â
I turned to my wife. She was pacing around the roof, moving in some sing-song manner.
âHow can you be so sure?â
She shrugged. âOh, I don't know.â
I sat down. âThis whole organization, The Flashbulb...they have a tendency to pick some messed up people. Rheaâs partner, Rhea herself, even me, to an extent.â
âThat's okay, though, don't you think?â
I shook my head and sighed. âDo you think the only reason you like me right now is because you've been infected by me?â
âHm...I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I loved you before, so I don't think anything's really changed.â
Whatever the case truly was, I found myself coming to a new conclusion.
âThis still doesn't feel right to me. Everything. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I think I need to go.â
She stood right next to me and leaned down.
âOh yeah? If you must, then I understand.â
âI don't know what the right decision is. Maybe I'll be back. Maybe I shouldn't. But I just think I need to keep searching, for now.â
âHey,â she poked me. âI'm sure you'll figure it out.â
I got up and found that all my wounds had vanished. My hair, too, was once again silver.
âI don't know where I go. Perchance, I might even fade from existence.â
âIf that ends up being the case, just make sure you're happy when you do!â
âI...â
âHm?â
I looked up to the sky.
âI think you should forget me. I think it would be better that way.â
âDo you want me to?â
âNo, but --â
âThen it won't happen, silly!â
âWhy not? I want you to!â I balked.
âToo late! I already decided I donât want to!â
âDoes...it even work that way?â
She shrugged, then without warning, grabbed my hands and leaned in for a quick kiss. When we broke free, I tried to think of some parting words.
âI'm sure...in some universe or timeline, that we're together, and we're both happy.â
She nodded. âI'll think about that.â
Once again, I departed, in search of a new universe to reside in.
#happiness overload#writing#stories#happy endings#romance#action#horror#scifi#volcanoes#trees#frozen#there was originally going to be a star wars reference but then I decided nah#anyway#alls well that ends well#not that the story as a whole is over#just for this little arc#drama
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Favorite Overall Character
So yesterday, I reblogged a post by @vexpercyâ that included an entire list of favorite things about RWBY. I said I wanted to do it as a chance to talk about one of my favorite pieces of animation and to let my followers (current and new ones to come!) get to know me a little better about the show. So, the first thing on the list was âFavorite Character Overallâ, and this was a tough one to limit it down to. There are so many characters that I absolutely love when it comes to RWBY, and picking one was a difficult task. However, when I looked at every option and factor, there was really only one character that came to mind:
Qrow Branwen!
To make things fair, I thought it would be fair to look into the entire process of figuring out my favorite, making a small little list that would help people see why I love him so much. So, with that being said here is the list:
-Voice Acting
-Writing
-Design
-Interaction with other characters
-Importance to the Story
-Personal Beliefs (Head canons, art, fan fics etc.)
1. Voice Acting
Now for those that know RWBY, Qrowâs voice actor is Vic Mignogna. His most notable role was voicing the Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric in both the 2003 adaptation and the 2009 version, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
Vic already came into the show with a very impressive resume, so throwing in him playing Qrow is nothing small. According to RWBY Wiki, Rooster Teeth approached him at an Australia convention where they showed him the overall style of the show, which he was really impressed with! He received a follow up email a few weeks later and BAM! Youâve got yourself the VA for Qrow.
As opposed to the adorable, squeaky voiced Ruby or the more professional, whimsical voice of Professor Ozpin, Qrow adds a certain flare in his speech with his deep, drunken drawl (think most voices for any Wolverine i.e. Hugh Jackman or Cal Dodd in the 1992 animated incarnation of the X-Men.)
While it is debatable about how good the impression is, I personally love it. The tone Qrow speaks with is one filled with a level of confidence and cockiness. He carries himself in a way where he knows that heâs better than you and is not afraid to show it. I would delve further into this, but that shall wait until we get to Interactions with Other Characters. But all in all Vic delivers another amazing performance in my book that leaves me wanting more every time I see him on screen.
2. Writing
Writing for characters in RWBY is always a touchy subject. Most of them are very well written, while others sometimes leave a bit to be desired.That being said, I still 100% appreciate the work Miles and Kerry put into the scripts and have not been disappointed in them at any point really. So with that, how do they handle writing Qrow? Referring once again to the RWBY Wiki, both of them have been on record as saying that he is their favorite character to write.
And boy does it show.
A lot of the interactions we get with him are either hilarious or draw you into the story and lore even more. Along with the great voice acting to go along with it, we really get an interesting character to discuss and listen to.
From the first four volumes, weâve learned very little about his backstory or even relationship with people from his former team. All we get are little bits of dialogue telling us that him and his sister Raven are part of a very deadly clan, little bits of silent interaction and development with Ruby and Yangâs father Tai in the Volume 3 finale and an image of a photo of his old team that can really be depressing to look at once you look closer at it.
Itâs very easy for a character to show all of their cards when theyâre first introduced, however the CRWBY have done an excellent job at giving us bits and pieces at not only his backstory, but Team STRQ as a whole. Theyâve definitely caught my interest and will be keeping me hooked for however long the show runs (which is hopefully a long time <3)
3. Design
RWBY has always been a show about colors. Colors are everywhere you look in the show, from names of character to the names of teams. Each outfit someone wears along with their aura and name basically suit the overall personality of the character. So what do we get from Qrow?

If it wasnât obvious enough, Qrow is based of a crow, most notably one of Odinâs birds from Norse mythology, Huginn (Iâm not 100% sure about this one. If anyone does know, feel free to let me now!). The colors of his outfit and hair show give us that feel of a relation to the bird heâs named after. Along with that, Â the messiness of his clothes and how tattered his cape is give us the vibe that this is man who has seen his fair share of skirmishes and most likely a few bar fights along the way. The crooked cross around his neck also gives us some great symbolism that help show Qrow is not exactly the greatest of people either. However it could be a clever nod toward Norse culture once more, as that usually shows that someone is currently in mourning of someone they lost who was close to them (maybe Summer???).
To top it off, Qrow brings one of the coolest weapons to the table in my opinion. His weapon is a combination of a scythe, a sword and a shotgun. While everyone else has two weapons in one, heâs so cool his mom lets him have THREE! Each one is a joy to see in battle, and the idea of him being the master scythe wielder in Remnant was a statement passed around by Ozpin and Ruby. While we havenât seen him use it a lot, when he has it has produced devastating results to his opponents. The sword was awesome to see him use in his fight vs Tyrian and Winter, and the shotgun is a nifty little weapon for him to use up close against opponents to chip away at their aura. All in all, his weapon is a great part of his design and just adds to one of my favorite character designs in general. Hopefully weâll see him use that scythe more in the upcoming future.
Finally, he also gets my favorite semblance in the entire show: misfortune. Itâs a semblance that cannot be turned on and off, and it affects those around him. Highlighted in the fight with Tyrian and the song âBad Luck Charmâ that gives me feels every time I listen to it, you get the perfect semblance for the perfect guy (even if it does make me wanna hug him and tell him everything will be alright).
4. Interactions with Other Characters
For someone who carries themselves around the way Qrow does, youâre expecting to get some really entertaining moments with other characters. But before we get to that, I want to establish one of my favorite partnerships and duos in the entire show: him and his niece Ruby
While the bond between him and Yang is very strong (as shown when he offers to help her find her mother and his sister Raven), the bond between him and Ruby is where things really shine. It has been mentioned and implied that Qrow is Rubyâs mentor, the Obi Wan to her Luke Skywalker if you will. He was the one that taught her how to use Crescent Rose and helped her design it, and the bond between the two is heart warming. In all of Volume 4 when she is out with RNJR trying to get to Mistral, he is the one watching over her and making sure sheâs safe. Ruby jumps in to help him fight Tyrian (even tough she shouldâve stayed back), and watching her try her best to get him medical help after he gets poisoned is something heart wrenching to see. The care for each other is amazing, as he truly does represent the cool uncle trope perfectly.
Besides Ruby, we get some amazing interactions with Winter, Glynda, Ironwood, Oz, Tyrian and even Jaune! From those, we get some really great fight scenes that let him show off his best skills and assets, funny moments and lines such as âHeâs always drunkâ, and some much needed release of anger that ends up getting directed at him. All in all, the entertainment we get from him interacting with others along with some of the more serious ones with Ozpin, Raven and RNJR keep me personally locked in and focused on what he has to say.
5. Importance to the Story
Qrow is by no means a main character in RWBY, however it is fair to say that he is an important side one. He was the one responsible for training Ruby and helping her become the young woman she is growing up to be, someone in Ozpinâs inner circle that has a great understanding of the world around him and the person that will most likely be helping Oscar become the next âOzpinâ (I donât even know what to call that. Grand Wizard? The next Wiz? Gandalf the Great?). He gives us a lot of world building in the form of his story about the two gods and the fan favorite World of Remnant shorts. Qrow will be around for quite some time in my opinion, so maybe his role will grow even further as the plot progresses. But for now, he is a pretty important character that has brought some great dynamics and information to viewers and fans of RWBY.
6. Personal Beliefs
Last but not least, we have the section where we talk about fan stuff! Qrow was probably the first character that I really started developing head canons for, and along with RPing it became very easy to find me looking for all sorts of art, fan fictions and more pertaining to him. Along with that, we also have everyoneâs favorite topic: ships! I found myself having to really think about who would work well with him in a romantic setting, and only two people really keep in mind (DISCLAIMER: This is my opinion. You can have a different one than me without attacking me about mine. I would actually love to hear yourâs, but please remember to be respectful)
(Art by @ellelehmanâ)

(Art by @reikiwie-artâ)
My two favorite Qrow ships are Flown North/Hummingbird (Qrow X Summer) and Snowbird/Qrowin (Qrow X Winter). While I much prefer Snowbird, I really love Hummingbird as well, as not only has @ellelehmanâ basically given me a small addiction to it (that she feeds by making more awesome art!), the relationship that I can imagine with them is also just oh so adorable. While Qrow has basically made it clear that he is not a family man, I would love to see a relationship involving him in the show at some point. Ships aside, some of my favorite Team STRQ head canons revolve around him as well. The best example I can give you is the picture that I mentioned earlier.Â
(For some reason I cannot post the picture without it not letting me post the entire post, so hereâs a link to Google images to show you exactly what Iâm talking about.)
If ypu look at it very closely, you will notice a coffee mug stain around summer and tear drops near Tai and Raven. Seeing that really breaks my heart, as I cannot even imagine the pain and guilt he must feel, especially when it comes to his semblance. I get really emotional when thinking about it in general and imaging certain scenarios happening in my head, like if Ruby got seriously hurt and he wasnât there to help, or if he was saving Winterâs life mid fight and getting flashbacks of Summer, pushing himself to his absolute limit to save her so history does not repeat itself. Itâs just a blast for me to think of and drabble these ideas down, as it really connects me more to the character and make me enjoy watching him even more.
Anyways, thatâs all for today! I hope you all learned a bit more about me and Qrow as a whole, as it was fun to really talk about my favorite character from one of my favorite pieces of animation. I know it was long, so hopefully I can try and shorten it for tomorrow (no promises though ;3). Anyways, tomorrow Iâll be going over my favorite female Beacon student, which most of you might already know. But with that, I thank you all for reading and I hope you all have a great day! (Thanks to @vexpercyâ once more for the awesome list again!)
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You see, many years ago, while attending a prestigious private engineering college in upstate New York, I was trained in the methods of top-notch research. Just before graduation, I was even recruited by the CIA, although I didnât know it before I went to the interview (did you know they actually hold âcovertâ interviews not disclosing who they are until you get there?) and eventually I turned them down. My colleagues went on to become top researchers for companies like IBM, Kodak, Colgate and, yes, even the CIA.
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It was a terrible experience. I was sure I was going to die as I slowly went from a healthy athletic 135 lbs down to a scrawny, emaciated 98 lbs with strange patches all over my tongue.
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But a strange thing happened while I was researching what makes you healthy and the factors involved in disease. I made a rare and unique discovery so enormous, that I am excited to share it with you!
IÂ found that certain nutrients made a difference in the condition of my tongue. And over the last twenty-five years I have refined my findings and in addition to my Crohnâs disease being a thing of the past (which the Doctors say is impossible) I have only had rare bouts with Geographic Tongue (mostly because I forget I have it!)
I have raised two wonderful kids and spent many happy and healthy years since then. I was able to return my abilities toward work and today I make my living researching and finding solutions to complex computer problems both in the U.S. and Internationally. Over the years, I have continued to hone and refine my research skills in order to find a variety of solutions in all types of circumstances.
I had to Help a Friend in Need
Then a few years ago, Allison, a friend of mine at work, began losing weight. At first it looked good on her (I thought sheâd gone on a diet or something) but before long I knew there was a problem. One day while we were discussing her problems she showed me her tongue and all those painful memories of wasting away and anxiously searching for a solution to my problem came flooding back.
I knew I had to do something to help her.
It turned out that Allison had fibromyalgia which caused severe pain whenever she ate (which reminded me of my battle with Crohnâs). Naturally, she did not enjoy being in pain, so she would stop eating before she had gotten enough calories to maintain her normal weight. And somehow this resulted in geographic tongue.
Since the doctors werenât much help, I knew I had to do something!
So I began compiling some of my old research into a report that I could give to Allison. In addition, I turned my finely honed research abilities toward finding even more information for my friend.
Allison was absolutely thrilled with the secrets I put together for herâŠhere is what she had to say when I emailed her the information in my report.
WOW!!!!!! This looks great and exactly what Iâm dealing with⊠and there is actually a name to it!
I really like my doctor, but it makes me wonder why he doesnât know this!âŠ
Sometimes I feel you are the only one who really knows what I was going through because you experienced it!â
Thanks,
Allison
I became Obsessed with Finding all the Pieces of the Puzzle
Even after I gave the information to Allison, I just couldnât rest. As I found more and more pieces of the geographic tongue puzzle, the project expanded and seemed to take on a life of its own.
My report eventually became a book that covers many different tongue problems, because as I looked at them, I began to see how they all fit together like the pieces of a giant jigsaw puzzle.
As I explored the many various tongue problems I found many common denominators and that is why I tell people,
âYou really need to read the whole book to understand the secret, and get the big picture on how it relates to health in general.â
Did you know Your Tongue is like a âHealth Meterâ for your Body?
One of the mysteries I uncovered while doing my research was that your tongue is actually kind of like a health meter for the body. It seems obvious to me that a healthy body would have a healthy tongue and a weakened body has a sick tongue.
For thousands of years doctors have been asking patients to stick out their tongue and using the signs and conditions they observe to help determine the overall state of the body, but⊠modern medicine has forgotten most of the reasons doctors over the ages have asked you to stick out your tongue. Now when a Doctor says, âOpen wideâ, he is usually not even looking at your tongue at all, but looking down your throat for signs of âstrepâ instead!
If âYour Eyes are the Window to your SoulââŠ
Your Tongue is âthe Window to your Digestive Systemâ
Hereâs a fact for you, that you may not have thought about: your tongue is actually the first organ of your digestive system. Your tongue moves the food around so your teeth can chop it up into more easily digested chunks and mixes it with saliva. Plus your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Being the first organ of the digestive system and being visible from the outside without fancy scopes and machinery, it is in the unique position of giving us a look at the state of your digestive system.
As I said, the tongue is sort of like the health meter or âgas gaugeâ for your body. When your body needs something it starts a chain reaction that results in the tongue showing the symptoms. The symptoms could be a white coating, or cracks, or even bald patches with white rings (as in Geographic Tongue). Think of your tongue like a âGas Gaugeâ indicating when your body is low on something.
I canât be out of Gas, the Gauge must be broken
Can you imagine⊠a crazy lunatic looking down at his gas gauge and it is reading almost empty. At this point he gets extremely upset and starts yelling and screaming and says, âThere must be something wrong⊠I just put Gas in the car 600 miles ago! That gauge is always saying empty!â Or perhaps he says, âI must need a new gas gauge, I shouldnât need to put gas in it again this week!â or maybe âIt isnât fairâ.
No, thatâs ridiculous, you understand that a logical person, would realize that the gauge isnât the problem, you just need to go to the station and get more gas.
Right? You know that the gauge is there for your protection, so you wonât run out of gas and your first response is that the gauge is right and you just need more gas. Only after a lot of evidence to the contrary would you consider doubting the gas gauge.
The same is true for your tongue, once you know the secret of reading it, you can know what you need to do to return your whole body to health. Iâm sure you can see that just like it is no use blaming the gas gauge for an empty tankâŠ
You shouldnât blame your tongue for alerting you to a problem with your body!
As a matter of fact, Youâre going to become as excited as I am when you discover how paying attention to your tongue can actually point you in the direction of optimal overall physical health.
Searching for Love in all the Wrong Places
Do you remember the old Waylon Jennings song âSearching for Love in all the Wrong Placesâ? Well, that is exactly what the medical establishment is doing in regard to Geographic Tongue. And it makes me downright angry when I hear Doctors say âOh, Donât Worry about itâ or âItâs Benignâ or the three most hated words when it comes to Geographic Tongue âNo Treatment Necessaryâ.
There is a simple easy solution for Geographic Tongue!
As a matter of fact, it is one of the easiest things in the world for you to resolve! When you read the book you will see how the right combination of nutrients can protect your tongue and make it clear and healthy again, in a couple of short weeks!
The problem is that Doctors spend very little time studying nutrition and a lot of time studying disease. And Geographic Tongue is not a Disease! It reminds me of an old joke (even though Geographic Tongue is not funny).
One night a guy named George is walking home after dark. The street is entirely unlit except off in the distance he sees a man crawling around under a lone lamppost. As he gets there he realizes the man is searching for something. George says, âwhat are you looking for?â the 2nd man says âan engagement ring I droppedâ. This is terrible what was going to be a happy occasion is now a disaster, so George stops to help, and after a few minutes George asks âwhere exactly did you drop it?â The 2nd man replies, âoh, up the street a ways.â George is amazed and stands up and shouts, âThen why are you looking here?â To which the 2nd man replies, âBecause the light is better!ââŠ
That is the way it is, if you look for a solution for Geographic Tongue in the Disease category, you are simply looking in the wrong place! Once you know the right place to look⊠the solution is obvious!
Imagine yourself getting out of bed two weeks from nowâŠ
The morning starts much like any other⊠The alarm clock ringsâŠYou get out of BedâŠÂ you walk to the bathroom mirror and stick out your tongue⊠but there the similarity ends⊠This day is different⊠you stare in amazement and relief because there for the first time in a long time you see your dream come trueâŠÂ a healthy new pink tongueâŠ
No more bald patches⊠no more white linesâŠÂ just a beautiful pink healthy tongue.
You almost canât believe your eyes⊠it is almost too wonderful⊠for a moment you might think that you had a âtongue transplantâ in your sleep, or your eyes are playing tricks on you. But itâs true, your tongue can be so healthy you wonât even recognize it!
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Tongue problems can be very discouraging because of the way they come and go. Just when you think they might be clearing up, Bam! theyâre back again.
How I Discovered the Secret of a Healthy Tongue
I am a lot like you, I once suffered from Geographic Tongue and even worse. I hope you wonât think Iâm bragging, because Iâm not. I just want to explain how my unique background enabled me to discover the Secrets that can give you a Healthy tongue.
You see, many years ago, while attending a prestigious private engineering college in upstate New York, I was trained in the methods of top-notch research. Just before graduation, I was even recruited by the CIA, although I didnât know it before I went to the interview (did you know they actually hold âcovertâ interviews not disclosing who they are until you get there?) and eventually I turned them down. My colleagues went on to become top researchers for companies like IBM, Kodak, Colgate and, yes, even the CIA.
But shortly after graduation, my situation took a strange turn. I developed Crohnâs disease and started wasting away. I couldnât eat without excruciating pain. Whenever I ate anything solid the pain would be so bad that I literally rolled on the floor in agony.
It was a terrible experience. I was sure I was going to die as I slowly went from a healthy athletic 135 lbs down to a scrawny, emaciated 98 lbs with strange patches all over my tongue.
I was desperate to find a solution and frankly at the time, my tongue was the least of my worries. But with my life literally hanging in the balance, I focused my remaining strength and turned my research expertise on finding a solution.
I made a Wonderful Discovery While Struggling to find a SolutionâŠ
But a strange thing happened while I was researching what makes you healthy and the factors involved in disease. I made a rare and unique discovery so enormous, that I am excited to share it with you!
IÂ found that certain nutrients made a difference in the condition of my tongue. And over the last twenty-five years I have refined my findings and in addition to my Crohnâs disease being a thing of the past (which the Doctors say is impossible) I have only had rare bouts with Geographic Tongue (mostly because I forget I have it!)
I have raised two wonderful kids and spent many happy and healthy years since then. I was able to return my abilities toward work and today I make my living researching and finding solutions to complex computer problems both in the U.S. and Internationally. Over the years, I have continued to hone and refine my research skills in order to find a variety of solutions in all types of circumstances.
I had to Help a Friend in Need
Then a few years ago, Allison, a friend of mine at work, began losing weight. At first it looked good on her (I thought sheâd gone on a diet or something) but before long I knew there was a problem. One day while we were discussing her problems she showed me her tongue and all those painful memories of wasting away and anxiously searching for a solution to my problem came flooding back.
I knew I had to do something to help her.
It turned out that Allison had fibromyalgia which caused severe pain whenever she ate (which reminded me of my battle with Crohnâs). Naturally, she did not enjoy being in pain, so she would stop eating before she had gotten enough calories to maintain her normal weight. And somehow this resulted in geographic tongue.
Since the doctors werenât much help, I knew I had to do something!
So I began compiling some of my old research into a report that I could give to Allison. In addition, I turned my finely honed research abilities toward finding even more information for my friend.
Allison was absolutely thrilled with the secrets I put together for herâŠhere is what she had to say when I emailed her the information in my report.
WOW!!!!!! This looks great and exactly what Iâm dealing with⊠and there is actually a name to it!
I really like my doctor, but it makes me wonder why he doesnât know this!âŠ
Sometimes I feel you are the only one who really knows what I was going through because you experienced it!â
Thanks,
Allison
I became Obsessed with Finding all the Pieces of the Puzzle
Even after I gave the information to Allison, I just couldnât rest. As I found more and more pieces of the geographic tongue puzzle, the project expanded and seemed to take on a life of its own.
My report eventually became a book that covers many different tongue problems, because as I looked at them, I began to see how they all fit together like the pieces of a giant jigsaw puzzle.
As I explored the many various tongue problems I found many common denominators and that is why I tell people,
âYou really need to read the whole book to understand the secret, and get the big picture on how it relates to health in general.â
Did you know Your Tongue is like a âHealth Meterâ for your Body?
One of the mysteries I uncovered while doing my research was that your tongue is actually kind of like a health meter for the body. It seems obvious to me that a healthy body would have a healthy tongue and a weakened body has a sick tongue.
For thousands of years doctors have been asking patients to stick out their tongue and using the signs and conditions they observe to help determine the overall state of the body, but⊠modern medicine has forgotten most of the reasons doctors over the ages have asked you to stick out your tongue. Now when a Doctor says, âOpen wideâ, he is usually not even looking at your tongue at all, but looking down your throat for signs of âstrepâ instead!
If âYour Eyes are the Window to your SoulââŠ
Your Tongue is âthe Window to your Digestive Systemâ
Hereâs a fact for you, that you may not have thought about: your tongue is actually the first organ of your digestive system. Your tongue moves the food around so your teeth can chop it up into more easily digested chunks and mixes it with saliva. Plus your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Being the first organ of the digestive system and being visible from the outside without fancy scopes and machinery, it is in the unique position of giving us a look at the state of your digestive system.
As I said, the tongue is sort of like the health meter or âgas gaugeâ for your body. When your body needs something it starts a chain reaction that results in the tongue showing the symptoms. The symptoms could be a white coating, or cracks, or even bald patches with white rings (as in Geographic Tongue). Think of your tongue like a âGas Gaugeâ indicating when your body is low on something.
I canât be out of Gas, the Gauge must be broken
Can you imagine⊠a crazy lunatic looking down at his gas gauge and it is reading almost empty. At this point he gets extremely upset and starts yelling and screaming and says, âThere must be something wrong⊠I just put Gas in the car 600 miles ago! That gauge is always saying empty!â Or perhaps he says, âI must need a new gas gauge, I shouldnât need to put gas in it again this week!â or maybe âIt isnât fairâ.
No, thatâs ridiculous, you understand that a logical person, would realize that the gauge isnât the problem, you just need to go to the station and get more gas.
Right? You know that the gauge is there for your protection, so you wonât run out of gas and your first response is that the gauge is right and you just need more gas. Only after a lot of evidence to the contrary would you consider doubting the gas gauge.
The same is true for your tongue, once you know the secret of reading it, you can know what you need to do to return your whole body to health. Iâm sure you can see that just like it is no use blaming the gas gauge for an empty tankâŠ
You shouldnât blame your tongue for alerting you to a problem with your body!
As a matter of fact, Youâre going to become as excited as I am when you discover how paying attention to your tongue can actually point you in the direction of optimal overall physical health.
Searching for Love in all the Wrong Places
Do you remember the old Waylon Jennings song âSearching for Love in all the Wrong Placesâ? Well, that is exactly what the medical establishment is doing in regard to Geographic Tongue. And it makes me downright angry when I hear Doctors say âOh, Donât Worry about itâ or âItâs Benignâ or the three most hated words when it comes to Geographic Tongue âNo Treatment Necessaryâ.
There is a simple easy solution for Geographic Tongue!
As a matter of fact, it is one of the easiest things in the world for you to resolve! When you read the book you will see how the right combination of nutrients can protect your tongue and make it clear and healthy again, in a couple of short weeks!
The problem is that Doctors spend very little time studying nutrition and a lot of time studying disease. And Geographic Tongue is not a Disease! It reminds me of an old joke (even though Geographic Tongue is not funny).
One night a guy named George is walking home after dark. The street is entirely unlit except off in the distance he sees a man crawling around under a lone lamppost. As he gets there he realizes the man is searching for something. George says, âwhat are you looking for?â the 2nd man says âan engagement ring I droppedâ. This is terrible what was going to be a happy occasion is now a disaster, so George stops to help, and after a few minutes George asks âwhere exactly did you drop it?â The 2nd man replies, âoh, up the street a ways.â George is amazed and stands up and shouts, âThen why are you looking here?â To which the 2nd man replies, âBecause the light is better!ââŠ
That is the way it is, if you look for a solution for Geographic Tongue in the Disease category, you are simply looking in the wrong place! Once you know the right place to look⊠the solution is obvious!
Imagine yourself getting out of bed two weeks from nowâŠ
The morning starts much like any other⊠The alarm clock ringsâŠYou get out of BedâŠÂ you walk to the bathroom mirror and stick out your tongue⊠but there the similarity ends⊠This day is different⊠you stare in amazement and relief because there for the first time in a long time you see your dream come trueâŠÂ a healthy new pink tongueâŠ
No more bald patches⊠no more white linesâŠÂ just a beautiful pink healthy tongue.
You almost canât believe your eyes⊠it is almost too wonderful⊠for a moment you might think that you had a âtongue transplantâ in your sleep, or your eyes are playing tricks on you. But itâs true, your tongue can be so healthy you wonât even recognize it!
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 Buy Now   Â
Tongue problems can be very discouraging because of the way they come and go. Just when you think they might be clearing up, Bam! theyâre back again.
How I Discovered the Secret of a Healthy Tongue
I am a lot like you, I once suffered from Geographic Tongue and even worse. I hope you wonât think Iâm bragging, because Iâm not. I just want to explain how my unique background enabled me to discover the Secrets that can give you a Healthy tongue.
You see, many years ago, while attending a prestigious private engineering college in upstate New York, I was trained in the methods of top-notch research. Just before graduation, I was even recruited by the CIA, although I didnât know it before I went to the interview (did you know they actually hold âcovertâ interviews not disclosing who they are until you get there?) and eventually I turned them down. My colleagues went on to become top researchers for companies like IBM, Kodak, Colgate and, yes, even the CIA.
But shortly after graduation, my situation took a strange turn. I developed Crohnâs disease and started wasting away. I couldnât eat without excruciating pain. Whenever I ate anything solid the pain would be so bad that I literally rolled on the floor in agony.
It was a terrible experience. I was sure I was going to die as I slowly went from a healthy athletic 135 lbs down to a scrawny, emaciated 98 lbs with strange patches all over my tongue.
I was desperate to find a solution and frankly at the time, my tongue was the least of my worries. But with my life literally hanging in the balance, I focused my remaining strength and turned my research expertise on finding a solution.
I made a Wonderful Discovery While Struggling to find a SolutionâŠ
But a strange thing happened while I was researching what makes you healthy and the factors involved in disease. I made a rare and unique discovery so enormous, that I am excited to share it with you!
IÂ found that certain nutrients made a difference in the condition of my tongue. And over the last twenty-five years I have refined my findings and in addition to my Crohnâs disease being a thing of the past (which the Doctors say is impossible) I have only had rare bouts with Geographic Tongue (mostly because I forget I have it!)
I have raised two wonderful kids and spent many happy and healthy years since then. I was able to return my abilities toward work and today I make my living researching and finding solutions to complex computer problems both in the U.S. and Internationally. Over the years, I have continued to hone and refine my research skills in order to find a variety of solutions in all types of circumstances.
I had to Help a Friend in Need
Then a few years ago, Allison, a friend of mine at work, began losing weight. At first it looked good on her (I thought sheâd gone on a diet or something) but before long I knew there was a problem. One day while we were discussing her problems she showed me her tongue and all those painful memories of wasting away and anxiously searching for a solution to my problem came flooding back.
I knew I had to do something to help her.
It turned out that Allison had fibromyalgia which caused severe pain whenever she ate (which reminded me of my battle with Crohnâs). Naturally, she did not enjoy being in pain, so she would stop eating before she had gotten enough calories to maintain her normal weight. And somehow this resulted in geographic tongue.
Since the doctors werenât much help, I knew I had to do something!
So I began compiling some of my old research into a report that I could give to Allison. In addition, I turned my finely honed research abilities toward finding even more information for my friend.
Allison was absolutely thrilled with the secrets I put together for herâŠhere is what she had to say when I emailed her the information in my report.
WOW!!!!!! This looks great and exactly what Iâm dealing with⊠and there is actually a name to it!
I really like my doctor, but it makes me wonder why he doesnât know this!âŠ
Sometimes I feel you are the only one who really knows what I was going through because you experienced it!â
Thanks,
Allison
I became Obsessed with Finding all the Pieces of the Puzzle
Even after I gave the information to Allison, I just couldnât rest. As I found more and more pieces of the geographic tongue puzzle, the project expanded and seemed to take on a life of its own.
My report eventually became a book that covers many different tongue problems, because as I looked at them, I began to see how they all fit together like the pieces of a giant jigsaw puzzle.
As I explored the many various tongue problems I found many common denominators and that is why I tell people,
âYou really need to read the whole book to understand the secret, and get the big picture on how it relates to health in general.â
Did you know Your Tongue is like a âHealth Meterâ for your Body?
One of the mysteries I uncovered while doing my research was that your tongue is actually kind of like a health meter for the body. It seems obvious to me that a healthy body would have a healthy tongue and a weakened body has a sick tongue.
For thousands of years doctors have been asking patients to stick out their tongue and using the signs and conditions they observe to help determine the overall state of the body, but⊠modern medicine has forgotten most of the reasons doctors over the ages have asked you to stick out your tongue. Now when a Doctor says, âOpen wideâ, he is usually not even looking at your tongue at all, but looking down your throat for signs of âstrepâ instead!
If âYour Eyes are the Window to your SoulââŠ
Your Tongue is âthe Window to your Digestive Systemâ
Hereâs a fact for you, that you may not have thought about: your tongue is actually the first organ of your digestive system. Your tongue moves the food around so your teeth can chop it up into more easily digested chunks and mixes it with saliva. Plus your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Being the first organ of the digestive system and being visible from the outside without fancy scopes and machinery, it is in the unique position of giving us a look at the state of your digestive system.
As I said, the tongue is sort of like the health meter or âgas gaugeâ for your body. When your body needs something it starts a chain reaction that results in the tongue showing the symptoms. The symptoms could be a white coating, or cracks, or even bald patches with white rings (as in Geographic Tongue). Think of your tongue like a âGas Gaugeâ indicating when your body is low on something.
I canât be out of Gas, the Gauge must be broken
Can you imagine⊠a crazy lunatic looking down at his gas gauge and it is reading almost empty. At this point he gets extremely upset and starts yelling and screaming and says, âThere must be something wrong⊠I just put Gas in the car 600 miles ago! That gauge is always saying empty!â Or perhaps he says, âI must need a new gas gauge, I shouldnât need to put gas in it again this week!â or maybe âIt isnât fairâ.
No, thatâs ridiculous, you understand that a logical person, would realize that the gauge isnât the problem, you just need to go to the station and get more gas.
Right? You know that the gauge is there for your protection, so you wonât run out of gas and your first response is that the gauge is right and you just need more gas. Only after a lot of evidence to the contrary would you consider doubting the gas gauge.
The same is true for your tongue, once you know the secret of reading it, you can know what you need to do to return your whole body to health. Iâm sure you can see that just like it is no use blaming the gas gauge for an empty tankâŠ
You shouldnât blame your tongue for alerting you to a problem with your body!
As a matter of fact, Youâre going to become as excited as I am when you discover how paying attention to your tongue can actually point you in the direction of optimal overall physical health.
Searching for Love in all the Wrong Places
Do you remember the old Waylon Jennings song âSearching for Love in all the Wrong Placesâ? Well, that is exactly what the medical establishment is doing in regard to Geographic Tongue. And it makes me downright angry when I hear Doctors say âOh, Donât Worry about itâ or âItâs Benignâ or the three most hated words when it comes to Geographic Tongue âNo Treatment Necessaryâ.
There is a simple easy solution for Geographic Tongue!
As a matter of fact, it is one of the easiest things in the world for you to resolve! When you read the book you will see how the right combination of nutrients can protect your tongue and make it clear and healthy again, in a couple of short weeks!
The problem is that Doctors spend very little time studying nutrition and a lot of time studying disease. And Geographic Tongue is not a Disease! It reminds me of an old joke (even though Geographic Tongue is not funny).
One night a guy named George is walking home after dark. The street is entirely unlit except off in the distance he sees a man crawling around under a lone lamppost. As he gets there he realizes the man is searching for something. George says, âwhat are you looking for?â the 2nd man says âan engagement ring I droppedâ. This is terrible what was going to be a happy occasion is now a disaster, so George stops to help, and after a few minutes George asks âwhere exactly did you drop it?â The 2nd man replies, âoh, up the street a ways.â George is amazed and stands up and shouts, âThen why are you looking here?â To which the 2nd man replies, âBecause the light is better!ââŠ
That is the way it is, if you look for a solution for Geographic Tongue in the Disease category, you are simply looking in the wrong place! Once you know the right place to look⊠the solution is obvious!
Imagine yourself getting out of bed two weeks from nowâŠ
The morning starts much like any other⊠The alarm clock ringsâŠYou get out of BedâŠÂ you walk to the bathroom mirror and stick out your tongue⊠but there the similarity ends⊠This day is different⊠you stare in amazement and relief because there for the first time in a long time you see your dream come trueâŠÂ a healthy new pink tongueâŠ
No more bald patches⊠no more white linesâŠÂ just a beautiful pink healthy tongue.
You almost canât believe your eyes⊠it is almost too wonderful⊠for a moment you might think that you had a âtongue transplantâ in your sleep, or your eyes are playing tricks on you. But itâs true, your tongue can be so healthy you wonât even recognize it!
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Healthy Tongue Secrets Revealed.
New Post has been published on http://autotraffixpro.app/allenmendezsr/healthy-tongue-secrets-revealed/
Healthy Tongue Secrets Revealed.
 Buy Now   Â
Tongue problems can be very discouraging because of the way they come and go. Just when you think they might be clearing up, Bam! theyâre back again.
How I Discovered the Secret of a Healthy Tongue
I am a lot like you, I once suffered from Geographic Tongue and even worse. I hope you wonât think Iâm bragging, because Iâm not. I just want to explain how my unique background enabled me to discover the Secrets that can give you a Healthy tongue.
You see, many years ago, while attending a prestigious private engineering college in upstate New York, I was trained in the methods of top-notch research. Just before graduation, I was even recruited by the CIA, although I didnât know it before I went to the interview (did you know they actually hold âcovertâ interviews not disclosing who they are until you get there?) and eventually I turned them down. My colleagues went on to become top researchers for companies like IBM, Kodak, Colgate and, yes, even the CIA.
But shortly after graduation, my situation took a strange turn. I developed Crohnâs disease and started wasting away. I couldnât eat without excruciating pain. Whenever I ate anything solid the pain would be so bad that I literally rolled on the floor in agony.
It was a terrible experience. I was sure I was going to die as I slowly went from a healthy athletic 135 lbs down to a scrawny, emaciated 98 lbs with strange patches all over my tongue.
I was desperate to find a solution and frankly at the time, my tongue was the least of my worries. But with my life literally hanging in the balance, I focused my remaining strength and turned my research expertise on finding a solution.
I made a Wonderful Discovery While Struggling to find a SolutionâŠ
But a strange thing happened while I was researching what makes you healthy and the factors involved in disease. I made a rare and unique discovery so enormous, that I am excited to share it with you!
IÂ found that certain nutrients made a difference in the condition of my tongue. And over the last twenty-five years I have refined my findings and in addition to my Crohnâs disease being a thing of the past (which the Doctors say is impossible) I have only had rare bouts with Geographic Tongue (mostly because I forget I have it!)
I have raised two wonderful kids and spent many happy and healthy years since then. I was able to return my abilities toward work and today I make my living researching and finding solutions to complex computer problems both in the U.S. and Internationally. Over the years, I have continued to hone and refine my research skills in order to find a variety of solutions in all types of circumstances.
I had to Help a Friend in Need
Then a few years ago, Allison, a friend of mine at work, began losing weight. At first it looked good on her (I thought sheâd gone on a diet or something) but before long I knew there was a problem. One day while we were discussing her problems she showed me her tongue and all those painful memories of wasting away and anxiously searching for a solution to my problem came flooding back.
I knew I had to do something to help her.
It turned out that Allison had fibromyalgia which caused severe pain whenever she ate (which reminded me of my battle with Crohnâs). Naturally, she did not enjoy being in pain, so she would stop eating before she had gotten enough calories to maintain her normal weight. And somehow this resulted in geographic tongue.
Since the doctors werenât much help, I knew I had to do something!
So I began compiling some of my old research into a report that I could give to Allison. In addition, I turned my finely honed research abilities toward finding even more information for my friend.
Allison was absolutely thrilled with the secrets I put together for herâŠhere is what she had to say when I emailed her the information in my report.
WOW!!!!!! This looks great and exactly what Iâm dealing with⊠and there is actually a name to it!
I really like my doctor, but it makes me wonder why he doesnât know this!âŠ
Sometimes I feel you are the only one who really knows what I was going through because you experienced it!â
Thanks,
Allison
I became Obsessed with Finding all the Pieces of the Puzzle
Even after I gave the information to Allison, I just couldnât rest. As I found more and more pieces of the geographic tongue puzzle, the project expanded and seemed to take on a life of its own.
My report eventually became a book that covers many different tongue problems, because as I looked at them, I began to see how they all fit together like the pieces of a giant jigsaw puzzle.
As I explored the many various tongue problems I found many common denominators and that is why I tell people,
âYou really need to read the whole book to understand the secret, and get the big picture on how it relates to health in general.â
Did you know Your Tongue is like a âHealth Meterâ for your Body?
One of the mysteries I uncovered while doing my research was that your tongue is actually kind of like a health meter for the body. It seems obvious to me that a healthy body would have a healthy tongue and a weakened body has a sick tongue.
For thousands of years doctors have been asking patients to stick out their tongue and using the signs and conditions they observe to help determine the overall state of the body, but⊠modern medicine has forgotten most of the reasons doctors over the ages have asked you to stick out your tongue. Now when a Doctor says, âOpen wideâ, he is usually not even looking at your tongue at all, but looking down your throat for signs of âstrepâ instead!
If âYour Eyes are the Window to your SoulââŠ
Your Tongue is âthe Window to your Digestive Systemâ
Hereâs a fact for you, that you may not have thought about: your tongue is actually the first organ of your digestive system. Your tongue moves the food around so your teeth can chop it up into more easily digested chunks and mixes it with saliva. Plus your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Being the first organ of the digestive system and being visible from the outside without fancy scopes and machinery, it is in the unique position of giving us a look at the state of your digestive system.
As I said, the tongue is sort of like the health meter or âgas gaugeâ for your body. When your body needs something it starts a chain reaction that results in the tongue showing the symptoms. The symptoms could be a white coating, or cracks, or even bald patches with white rings (as in Geographic Tongue). Think of your tongue like a âGas Gaugeâ indicating when your body is low on something.
I canât be out of Gas, the Gauge must be broken
Can you imagine⊠a crazy lunatic looking down at his gas gauge and it is reading almost empty. At this point he gets extremely upset and starts yelling and screaming and says, âThere must be something wrong⊠I just put Gas in the car 600 miles ago! That gauge is always saying empty!â Or perhaps he says, âI must need a new gas gauge, I shouldnât need to put gas in it again this week!â or maybe âIt isnât fairâ.
No, thatâs ridiculous, you understand that a logical person, would realize that the gauge isnât the problem, you just need to go to the station and get more gas.
Right? You know that the gauge is there for your protection, so you wonât run out of gas and your first response is that the gauge is right and you just need more gas. Only after a lot of evidence to the contrary would you consider doubting the gas gauge.
The same is true for your tongue, once you know the secret of reading it, you can know what you need to do to return your whole body to health. Iâm sure you can see that just like it is no use blaming the gas gauge for an empty tankâŠ
You shouldnât blame your tongue for alerting you to a problem with your body!
As a matter of fact, Youâre going to become as excited as I am when you discover how paying attention to your tongue can actually point you in the direction of optimal overall physical health.
Searching for Love in all the Wrong Places
Do you remember the old Waylon Jennings song âSearching for Love in all the Wrong Placesâ? Well, that is exactly what the medical establishment is doing in regard to Geographic Tongue. And it makes me downright angry when I hear Doctors say âOh, Donât Worry about itâ or âItâs Benignâ or the three most hated words when it comes to Geographic Tongue âNo Treatment Necessaryâ.
There is a simple easy solution for Geographic Tongue!
As a matter of fact, it is one of the easiest things in the world for you to resolve! When you read the book you will see how the right combination of nutrients can protect your tongue and make it clear and healthy again, in a couple of short weeks!
The problem is that Doctors spend very little time studying nutrition and a lot of time studying disease. And Geographic Tongue is not a Disease! It reminds me of an old joke (even though Geographic Tongue is not funny).
One night a guy named George is walking home after dark. The street is entirely unlit except off in the distance he sees a man crawling around under a lone lamppost. As he gets there he realizes the man is searching for something. George says, âwhat are you looking for?â the 2nd man says âan engagement ring I droppedâ. This is terrible what was going to be a happy occasion is now a disaster, so George stops to help, and after a few minutes George asks âwhere exactly did you drop it?â The 2nd man replies, âoh, up the street a ways.â George is amazed and stands up and shouts, âThen why are you looking here?â To which the 2nd man replies, âBecause the light is better!ââŠ
That is the way it is, if you look for a solution for Geographic Tongue in the Disease category, you are simply looking in the wrong place! Once you know the right place to look⊠the solution is obvious!
Imagine yourself getting out of bed two weeks from nowâŠ
The morning starts much like any other⊠The alarm clock ringsâŠYou get out of BedâŠÂ you walk to the bathroom mirror and stick out your tongue⊠but there the similarity ends⊠This day is different⊠you stare in amazement and relief because there for the first time in a long time you see your dream come trueâŠÂ a healthy new pink tongueâŠ
No more bald patches⊠no more white linesâŠÂ just a beautiful pink healthy tongue.
You almost canât believe your eyes⊠it is almost too wonderful⊠for a moment you might think that you had a âtongue transplantâ in your sleep, or your eyes are playing tricks on you. But itâs true, your tongue can be so healthy you wonât even recognize it!
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Tongue problems can be very discouraging because of the way they come and go. Just when you think they might be clearing up, Bam! theyâre back again.
How I Discovered the Secret of a Healthy Tongue
I am a lot like you, I once suffered from Geographic Tongue and even worse. I hope you wonât think Iâm bragging, because Iâm not. I just want to explain how my unique background enabled me to discover the Secrets that can give you a Healthy tongue.
You see, many years ago, while attending a prestigious private engineering college in upstate New York, I was trained in the methods of top-notch research. Just before graduation, I was even recruited by the CIA, although I didnât know it before I went to the interview (did you know they actually hold âcovertâ interviews not disclosing who they are until you get there?) and eventually I turned them down. My colleagues went on to become top researchers for companies like IBM, Kodak, Colgate and, yes, even the CIA.
But shortly after graduation, my situation took a strange turn. I developed Crohnâs disease and started wasting away. I couldnât eat without excruciating pain. Whenever I ate anything solid the pain would be so bad that I literally rolled on the floor in agony.
It was a terrible experience. I was sure I was going to die as I slowly went from a healthy athletic 135 lbs down to a scrawny, emaciated 98 lbs with strange patches all over my tongue.
I was desperate to find a solution and frankly at the time, my tongue was the least of my worries. But with my life literally hanging in the balance, I focused my remaining strength and turned my research expertise on finding a solution.
I made a Wonderful Discovery While Struggling to find a SolutionâŠ
But a strange thing happened while I was researching what makes you healthy and the factors involved in disease. I made a rare and unique discovery so enormous, that I am excited to share it with you!
IÂ found that certain nutrients made a difference in the condition of my tongue. And over the last twenty-five years I have refined my findings and in addition to my Crohnâs disease being a thing of the past (which the Doctors say is impossible) I have only had rare bouts with Geographic Tongue (mostly because I forget I have it!)
I have raised two wonderful kids and spent many happy and healthy years since then. I was able to return my abilities toward work and today I make my living researching and finding solutions to complex computer problems both in the U.S. and Internationally. Over the years, I have continued to hone and refine my research skills in order to find a variety of solutions in all types of circumstances.
I had to Help a Friend in Need
Then a few years ago, Allison, a friend of mine at work, began losing weight. At first it looked good on her (I thought sheâd gone on a diet or something) but before long I knew there was a problem. One day while we were discussing her problems she showed me her tongue and all those painful memories of wasting away and anxiously searching for a solution to my problem came flooding back.
I knew I had to do something to help her.
It turned out that Allison had fibromyalgia which caused severe pain whenever she ate (which reminded me of my battle with Crohnâs). Naturally, she did not enjoy being in pain, so she would stop eating before she had gotten enough calories to maintain her normal weight. And somehow this resulted in geographic tongue.
Since the doctors werenât much help, I knew I had to do something!
So I began compiling some of my old research into a report that I could give to Allison. In addition, I turned my finely honed research abilities toward finding even more information for my friend.
Allison was absolutely thrilled with the secrets I put together for herâŠhere is what she had to say when I emailed her the information in my report.
WOW!!!!!! This looks great and exactly what Iâm dealing with⊠and there is actually a name to it!
I really like my doctor, but it makes me wonder why he doesnât know this!âŠ
Sometimes I feel you are the only one who really knows what I was going through because you experienced it!â
Thanks,
Allison
I became Obsessed with Finding all the Pieces of the Puzzle
Even after I gave the information to Allison, I just couldnât rest. As I found more and more pieces of the geographic tongue puzzle, the project expanded and seemed to take on a life of its own.
My report eventually became a book that covers many different tongue problems, because as I looked at them, I began to see how they all fit together like the pieces of a giant jigsaw puzzle.
As I explored the many various tongue problems I found many common denominators and that is why I tell people,
âYou really need to read the whole book to understand the secret, and get the big picture on how it relates to health in general.â
Did you know Your Tongue is like a âHealth Meterâ for your Body?
One of the mysteries I uncovered while doing my research was that your tongue is actually kind of like a health meter for the body. It seems obvious to me that a healthy body would have a healthy tongue and a weakened body has a sick tongue.
For thousands of years doctors have been asking patients to stick out their tongue and using the signs and conditions they observe to help determine the overall state of the body, but⊠modern medicine has forgotten most of the reasons doctors over the ages have asked you to stick out your tongue. Now when a Doctor says, âOpen wideâ, he is usually not even looking at your tongue at all, but looking down your throat for signs of âstrepâ instead!
If âYour Eyes are the Window to your SoulââŠ
Your Tongue is âthe Window to your Digestive Systemâ
Hereâs a fact for you, that you may not have thought about: your tongue is actually the first organ of your digestive system. Your tongue moves the food around so your teeth can chop it up into more easily digested chunks and mixes it with saliva. Plus your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Being the first organ of the digestive system and being visible from the outside without fancy scopes and machinery, it is in the unique position of giving us a look at the state of your digestive system.
As I said, the tongue is sort of like the health meter or âgas gaugeâ for your body. When your body needs something it starts a chain reaction that results in the tongue showing the symptoms. The symptoms could be a white coating, or cracks, or even bald patches with white rings (as in Geographic Tongue). Think of your tongue like a âGas Gaugeâ indicating when your body is low on something.
I canât be out of Gas, the Gauge must be broken
Can you imagine⊠a crazy lunatic looking down at his gas gauge and it is reading almost empty. At this point he gets extremely upset and starts yelling and screaming and says, âThere must be something wrong⊠I just put Gas in the car 600 miles ago! That gauge is always saying empty!â Or perhaps he says, âI must need a new gas gauge, I shouldnât need to put gas in it again this week!â or maybe âIt isnât fairâ.
No, thatâs ridiculous, you understand that a logical person, would realize that the gauge isnât the problem, you just need to go to the station and get more gas.
Right? You know that the gauge is there for your protection, so you wonât run out of gas and your first response is that the gauge is right and you just need more gas. Only after a lot of evidence to the contrary would you consider doubting the gas gauge.
The same is true for your tongue, once you know the secret of reading it, you can know what you need to do to return your whole body to health. Iâm sure you can see that just like it is no use blaming the gas gauge for an empty tankâŠ
You shouldnât blame your tongue for alerting you to a problem with your body!
As a matter of fact, Youâre going to become as excited as I am when you discover how paying attention to your tongue can actually point you in the direction of optimal overall physical health.
Searching for Love in all the Wrong Places
Do you remember the old Waylon Jennings song âSearching for Love in all the Wrong Placesâ? Well, that is exactly what the medical establishment is doing in regard to Geographic Tongue. And it makes me downright angry when I hear Doctors say âOh, Donât Worry about itâ or âItâs Benignâ or the three most hated words when it comes to Geographic Tongue âNo Treatment Necessaryâ.
There is a simple easy solution for Geographic Tongue!
As a matter of fact, it is one of the easiest things in the world for you to resolve! When you read the book you will see how the right combination of nutrients can protect your tongue and make it clear and healthy again, in a couple of short weeks!
The problem is that Doctors spend very little time studying nutrition and a lot of time studying disease. And Geographic Tongue is not a Disease! It reminds me of an old joke (even though Geographic Tongue is not funny).
One night a guy named George is walking home after dark. The street is entirely unlit except off in the distance he sees a man crawling around under a lone lamppost. As he gets there he realizes the man is searching for something. George says, âwhat are you looking for?â the 2nd man says âan engagement ring I droppedâ. This is terrible what was going to be a happy occasion is now a disaster, so George stops to help, and after a few minutes George asks âwhere exactly did you drop it?â The 2nd man replies, âoh, up the street a ways.â George is amazed and stands up and shouts, âThen why are you looking here?â To which the 2nd man replies, âBecause the light is better!ââŠ
That is the way it is, if you look for a solution for Geographic Tongue in the Disease category, you are simply looking in the wrong place! Once you know the right place to look⊠the solution is obvious!
Imagine yourself getting out of bed two weeks from nowâŠ
The morning starts much like any other⊠The alarm clock ringsâŠYou get out of BedâŠÂ you walk to the bathroom mirror and stick out your tongue⊠but there the similarity ends⊠This day is different⊠you stare in amazement and relief because there for the first time in a long time you see your dream come trueâŠÂ a healthy new pink tongueâŠ
No more bald patches⊠no more white linesâŠÂ just a beautiful pink healthy tongue.
You almost canât believe your eyes⊠it is almost too wonderful⊠for a moment you might think that you had a âtongue transplantâ in your sleep, or your eyes are playing tricks on you. But itâs true, your tongue can be so healthy you wonât even recognize it!
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 Buy Now   Â
Tongue problems can be very discouraging because of the way they come and go. Just when you think they might be clearing up, Bam! theyâre back again.
How I Discovered the Secret of a Healthy Tongue
I am a lot like you, I once suffered from Geographic Tongue and even worse. I hope you wonât think Iâm bragging, because Iâm not. I just want to explain how my unique background enabled me to discover the Secrets that can give you a Healthy tongue.
You see, many years ago, while attending a prestigious private engineering college in upstate New York, I was trained in the methods of top-notch research. Just before graduation, I was even recruited by the CIA, although I didnât know it before I went to the interview (did you know they actually hold âcovertâ interviews not disclosing who they are until you get there?) and eventually I turned them down. My colleagues went on to become top researchers for companies like IBM, Kodak, Colgate and, yes, even the CIA.
But shortly after graduation, my situation took a strange turn. I developed Crohnâs disease and started wasting away. I couldnât eat without excruciating pain. Whenever I ate anything solid the pain would be so bad that I literally rolled on the floor in agony.
It was a terrible experience. I was sure I was going to die as I slowly went from a healthy athletic 135 lbs down to a scrawny, emaciated 98 lbs with strange patches all over my tongue.
I was desperate to find a solution and frankly at the time, my tongue was the least of my worries. But with my life literally hanging in the balance, I focused my remaining strength and turned my research expertise on finding a solution.
I made a Wonderful Discovery While Struggling to find a SolutionâŠ
But a strange thing happened while I was researching what makes you healthy and the factors involved in disease. I made a rare and unique discovery so enormous, that I am excited to share it with you!
IÂ found that certain nutrients made a difference in the condition of my tongue. And over the last twenty-five years I have refined my findings and in addition to my Crohnâs disease being a thing of the past (which the Doctors say is impossible) I have only had rare bouts with Geographic Tongue (mostly because I forget I have it!)
I have raised two wonderful kids and spent many happy and healthy years since then. I was able to return my abilities toward work and today I make my living researching and finding solutions to complex computer problems both in the U.S. and Internationally. Over the years, I have continued to hone and refine my research skills in order to find a variety of solutions in all types of circumstances.
I had to Help a Friend in Need
Then a few years ago, Allison, a friend of mine at work, began losing weight. At first it looked good on her (I thought sheâd gone on a diet or something) but before long I knew there was a problem. One day while we were discussing her problems she showed me her tongue and all those painful memories of wasting away and anxiously searching for a solution to my problem came flooding back.
I knew I had to do something to help her.
It turned out that Allison had fibromyalgia which caused severe pain whenever she ate (which reminded me of my battle with Crohnâs). Naturally, she did not enjoy being in pain, so she would stop eating before she had gotten enough calories to maintain her normal weight. And somehow this resulted in geographic tongue.
Since the doctors werenât much help, I knew I had to do something!
So I began compiling some of my old research into a report that I could give to Allison. In addition, I turned my finely honed research abilities toward finding even more information for my friend.
Allison was absolutely thrilled with the secrets I put together for herâŠhere is what she had to say when I emailed her the information in my report.
WOW!!!!!! This looks great and exactly what Iâm dealing with⊠and there is actually a name to it!
I really like my doctor, but it makes me wonder why he doesnât know this!âŠ
Sometimes I feel you are the only one who really knows what I was going through because you experienced it!â
Thanks,
Allison
I became Obsessed with Finding all the Pieces of the Puzzle
Even after I gave the information to Allison, I just couldnât rest. As I found more and more pieces of the geographic tongue puzzle, the project expanded and seemed to take on a life of its own.
My report eventually became a book that covers many different tongue problems, because as I looked at them, I began to see how they all fit together like the pieces of a giant jigsaw puzzle.
As I explored the many various tongue problems I found many common denominators and that is why I tell people,
âYou really need to read the whole book to understand the secret, and get the big picture on how it relates to health in general.â
Did you know Your Tongue is like a âHealth Meterâ for your Body?
One of the mysteries I uncovered while doing my research was that your tongue is actually kind of like a health meter for the body. It seems obvious to me that a healthy body would have a healthy tongue and a weakened body has a sick tongue.
For thousands of years doctors have been asking patients to stick out their tongue and using the signs and conditions they observe to help determine the overall state of the body, but⊠modern medicine has forgotten most of the reasons doctors over the ages have asked you to stick out your tongue. Now when a Doctor says, âOpen wideâ, he is usually not even looking at your tongue at all, but looking down your throat for signs of âstrepâ instead!
If âYour Eyes are the Window to your SoulââŠ
Your Tongue is âthe Window to your Digestive Systemâ
Hereâs a fact for you, that you may not have thought about: your tongue is actually the first organ of your digestive system. Your tongue moves the food around so your teeth can chop it up into more easily digested chunks and mixes it with saliva. Plus your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Being the first organ of the digestive system and being visible from the outside without fancy scopes and machinery, it is in the unique position of giving us a look at the state of your digestive system.
As I said, the tongue is sort of like the health meter or âgas gaugeâ for your body. When your body needs something it starts a chain reaction that results in the tongue showing the symptoms. The symptoms could be a white coating, or cracks, or even bald patches with white rings (as in Geographic Tongue). Think of your tongue like a âGas Gaugeâ indicating when your body is low on something.
I canât be out of Gas, the Gauge must be broken
Can you imagine⊠a crazy lunatic looking down at his gas gauge and it is reading almost empty. At this point he gets extremely upset and starts yelling and screaming and says, âThere must be something wrong⊠I just put Gas in the car 600 miles ago! That gauge is always saying empty!â Or perhaps he says, âI must need a new gas gauge, I shouldnât need to put gas in it again this week!â or maybe âIt isnât fairâ.
No, thatâs ridiculous, you understand that a logical person, would realize that the gauge isnât the problem, you just need to go to the station and get more gas.
Right? You know that the gauge is there for your protection, so you wonât run out of gas and your first response is that the gauge is right and you just need more gas. Only after a lot of evidence to the contrary would you consider doubting the gas gauge.
The same is true for your tongue, once you know the secret of reading it, you can know what you need to do to return your whole body to health. Iâm sure you can see that just like it is no use blaming the gas gauge for an empty tankâŠ
You shouldnât blame your tongue for alerting you to a problem with your body!
As a matter of fact, Youâre going to become as excited as I am when you discover how paying attention to your tongue can actually point you in the direction of optimal overall physical health.
Searching for Love in all the Wrong Places
Do you remember the old Waylon Jennings song âSearching for Love in all the Wrong Placesâ? Well, that is exactly what the medical establishment is doing in regard to Geographic Tongue. And it makes me downright angry when I hear Doctors say âOh, Donât Worry about itâ or âItâs Benignâ or the three most hated words when it comes to Geographic Tongue âNo Treatment Necessaryâ.
There is a simple easy solution for Geographic Tongue!
As a matter of fact, it is one of the easiest things in the world for you to resolve! When you read the book you will see how the right combination of nutrients can protect your tongue and make it clear and healthy again, in a couple of short weeks!
The problem is that Doctors spend very little time studying nutrition and a lot of time studying disease. And Geographic Tongue is not a Disease! It reminds me of an old joke (even though Geographic Tongue is not funny).
One night a guy named George is walking home after dark. The street is entirely unlit except off in the distance he sees a man crawling around under a lone lamppost. As he gets there he realizes the man is searching for something. George says, âwhat are you looking for?â the 2nd man says âan engagement ring I droppedâ. This is terrible what was going to be a happy occasion is now a disaster, so George stops to help, and after a few minutes George asks âwhere exactly did you drop it?â The 2nd man replies, âoh, up the street a ways.â George is amazed and stands up and shouts, âThen why are you looking here?â To which the 2nd man replies, âBecause the light is better!ââŠ
That is the way it is, if you look for a solution for Geographic Tongue in the Disease category, you are simply looking in the wrong place! Once you know the right place to look⊠the solution is obvious!
Imagine yourself getting out of bed two weeks from nowâŠ
The morning starts much like any other⊠The alarm clock ringsâŠYou get out of BedâŠÂ you walk to the bathroom mirror and stick out your tongue⊠but there the similarity ends⊠This day is different⊠you stare in amazement and relief because there for the first time in a long time you see your dream come trueâŠÂ a healthy new pink tongueâŠ
No more bald patches⊠no more white linesâŠÂ just a beautiful pink healthy tongue.
You almost canât believe your eyes⊠it is almost too wonderful⊠for a moment you might think that you had a âtongue transplantâ in your sleep, or your eyes are playing tricks on you. But itâs true, your tongue can be so healthy you wonât even recognize it!
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Healthy Tongue Secrets Revealed.
New Post has been published on https://autotraffixpro.app/allenmendezsr/healthy-tongue-secrets-revealed/
Healthy Tongue Secrets Revealed.
 Buy Now   Â
Tongue problems can be very discouraging because of the way they come and go. Just when you think they might be clearing up, Bam! theyâre back again.
How I Discovered the Secret of a Healthy Tongue
I am a lot like you, I once suffered from Geographic Tongue and even worse. I hope you wonât think Iâm bragging, because Iâm not. I just want to explain how my unique background enabled me to discover the Secrets that can give you a Healthy tongue.
You see, many years ago, while attending a prestigious private engineering college in upstate New York, I was trained in the methods of top-notch research. Just before graduation, I was even recruited by the CIA, although I didnât know it before I went to the interview (did you know they actually hold âcovertâ interviews not disclosing who they are until you get there?) and eventually I turned them down. My colleagues went on to become top researchers for companies like IBM, Kodak, Colgate and, yes, even the CIA.
But shortly after graduation, my situation took a strange turn. I developed Crohnâs disease and started wasting away. I couldnât eat without excruciating pain. Whenever I ate anything solid the pain would be so bad that I literally rolled on the floor in agony.
It was a terrible experience. I was sure I was going to die as I slowly went from a healthy athletic 135 lbs down to a scrawny, emaciated 98 lbs with strange patches all over my tongue.
I was desperate to find a solution and frankly at the time, my tongue was the least of my worries. But with my life literally hanging in the balance, I focused my remaining strength and turned my research expertise on finding a solution.
I made a Wonderful Discovery While Struggling to find a SolutionâŠ
But a strange thing happened while I was researching what makes you healthy and the factors involved in disease. I made a rare and unique discovery so enormous, that I am excited to share it with you!
IÂ found that certain nutrients made a difference in the condition of my tongue. And over the last twenty-five years I have refined my findings and in addition to my Crohnâs disease being a thing of the past (which the Doctors say is impossible) I have only had rare bouts with Geographic Tongue (mostly because I forget I have it!)
I have raised two wonderful kids and spent many happy and healthy years since then. I was able to return my abilities toward work and today I make my living researching and finding solutions to complex computer problems both in the U.S. and Internationally. Over the years, I have continued to hone and refine my research skills in order to find a variety of solutions in all types of circumstances.
I had to Help a Friend in Need
Then a few years ago, Allison, a friend of mine at work, began losing weight. At first it looked good on her (I thought sheâd gone on a diet or something) but before long I knew there was a problem. One day while we were discussing her problems she showed me her tongue and all those painful memories of wasting away and anxiously searching for a solution to my problem came flooding back.
I knew I had to do something to help her.
It turned out that Allison had fibromyalgia which caused severe pain whenever she ate (which reminded me of my battle with Crohnâs). Naturally, she did not enjoy being in pain, so she would stop eating before she had gotten enough calories to maintain her normal weight. And somehow this resulted in geographic tongue.
Since the doctors werenât much help, I knew I had to do something!
So I began compiling some of my old research into a report that I could give to Allison. In addition, I turned my finely honed research abilities toward finding even more information for my friend.
Allison was absolutely thrilled with the secrets I put together for herâŠhere is what she had to say when I emailed her the information in my report.
WOW!!!!!! This looks great and exactly what Iâm dealing with⊠and there is actually a name to it!
I really like my doctor, but it makes me wonder why he doesnât know this!âŠ
Sometimes I feel you are the only one who really knows what I was going through because you experienced it!â
Thanks,
Allison
I became Obsessed with Finding all the Pieces of the Puzzle
Even after I gave the information to Allison, I just couldnât rest. As I found more and more pieces of the geographic tongue puzzle, the project expanded and seemed to take on a life of its own.
My report eventually became a book that covers many different tongue problems, because as I looked at them, I began to see how they all fit together like the pieces of a giant jigsaw puzzle.
As I explored the many various tongue problems I found many common denominators and that is why I tell people,
âYou really need to read the whole book to understand the secret, and get the big picture on how it relates to health in general.â
Did you know Your Tongue is like a âHealth Meterâ for your Body?
One of the mysteries I uncovered while doing my research was that your tongue is actually kind of like a health meter for the body. It seems obvious to me that a healthy body would have a healthy tongue and a weakened body has a sick tongue.
For thousands of years doctors have been asking patients to stick out their tongue and using the signs and conditions they observe to help determine the overall state of the body, but⊠modern medicine has forgotten most of the reasons doctors over the ages have asked you to stick out your tongue. Now when a Doctor says, âOpen wideâ, he is usually not even looking at your tongue at all, but looking down your throat for signs of âstrepâ instead!
If âYour Eyes are the Window to your SoulââŠ
Your Tongue is âthe Window to your Digestive Systemâ
Hereâs a fact for you, that you may not have thought about: your tongue is actually the first organ of your digestive system. Your tongue moves the food around so your teeth can chop it up into more easily digested chunks and mixes it with saliva. Plus your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Being the first organ of the digestive system and being visible from the outside without fancy scopes and machinery, it is in the unique position of giving us a look at the state of your digestive system.
As I said, the tongue is sort of like the health meter or âgas gaugeâ for your body. When your body needs something it starts a chain reaction that results in the tongue showing the symptoms. The symptoms could be a white coating, or cracks, or even bald patches with white rings (as in Geographic Tongue). Think of your tongue like a âGas Gaugeâ indicating when your body is low on something.
I canât be out of Gas, the Gauge must be broken
Can you imagine⊠a crazy lunatic looking down at his gas gauge and it is reading almost empty. At this point he gets extremely upset and starts yelling and screaming and says, âThere must be something wrong⊠I just put Gas in the car 600 miles ago! That gauge is always saying empty!â Or perhaps he says, âI must need a new gas gauge, I shouldnât need to put gas in it again this week!â or maybe âIt isnât fairâ.
No, thatâs ridiculous, you understand that a logical person, would realize that the gauge isnât the problem, you just need to go to the station and get more gas.
Right? You know that the gauge is there for your protection, so you wonât run out of gas and your first response is that the gauge is right and you just need more gas. Only after a lot of evidence to the contrary would you consider doubting the gas gauge.
The same is true for your tongue, once you know the secret of reading it, you can know what you need to do to return your whole body to health. Iâm sure you can see that just like it is no use blaming the gas gauge for an empty tankâŠ
You shouldnât blame your tongue for alerting you to a problem with your body!
As a matter of fact, Youâre going to become as excited as I am when you discover how paying attention to your tongue can actually point you in the direction of optimal overall physical health.
Searching for Love in all the Wrong Places
Do you remember the old Waylon Jennings song âSearching for Love in all the Wrong Placesâ? Well, that is exactly what the medical establishment is doing in regard to Geographic Tongue. And it makes me downright angry when I hear Doctors say âOh, Donât Worry about itâ or âItâs Benignâ or the three most hated words when it comes to Geographic Tongue âNo Treatment Necessaryâ.
There is a simple easy solution for Geographic Tongue!
As a matter of fact, it is one of the easiest things in the world for you to resolve! When you read the book you will see how the right combination of nutrients can protect your tongue and make it clear and healthy again, in a couple of short weeks!
The problem is that Doctors spend very little time studying nutrition and a lot of time studying disease. And Geographic Tongue is not a Disease! It reminds me of an old joke (even though Geographic Tongue is not funny).
One night a guy named George is walking home after dark. The street is entirely unlit except off in the distance he sees a man crawling around under a lone lamppost. As he gets there he realizes the man is searching for something. George says, âwhat are you looking for?â the 2nd man says âan engagement ring I droppedâ. This is terrible what was going to be a happy occasion is now a disaster, so George stops to help, and after a few minutes George asks âwhere exactly did you drop it?â The 2nd man replies, âoh, up the street a ways.â George is amazed and stands up and shouts, âThen why are you looking here?â To which the 2nd man replies, âBecause the light is better!ââŠ
That is the way it is, if you look for a solution for Geographic Tongue in the Disease category, you are simply looking in the wrong place! Once you know the right place to look⊠the solution is obvious!
Imagine yourself getting out of bed two weeks from nowâŠ
The morning starts much like any other⊠The alarm clock ringsâŠYou get out of BedâŠÂ you walk to the bathroom mirror and stick out your tongue⊠but there the similarity ends⊠This day is different⊠you stare in amazement and relief because there for the first time in a long time you see your dream come trueâŠÂ a healthy new pink tongueâŠ
No more bald patches⊠no more white linesâŠÂ just a beautiful pink healthy tongue.
You almost canât believe your eyes⊠it is almost too wonderful⊠for a moment you might think that you had a âtongue transplantâ in your sleep, or your eyes are playing tricks on you. But itâs true, your tongue can be so healthy you wonât even recognize it!
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